Anonymous
8/26/2025, 4:02:30 AM
No.42499658
>>42500307
You wouldn't fuck a horse
C'mon anons isn't this the kind of thread you wanted? You can discuss pony sex all you want here in extra detail.
C'MON FAGGOTS. So much for wanting to fuck a horse huh?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 4:15:10 AM
No.42499688
Poke poke poking Poco Pommel
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 8:30:49 AM
No.42500274
>>42500286
Is this the Anon that would make schizo threads about improving porn games with detailed fuck mechanics or something like that?
What do you want from this thread? Some jerk off style instructions on how to plap a mare? Maybe a numbered diagram so we could walk you through where and when we want to touch them?
This isn't how people talk. Chad isn't at the frat house laying down his fuck strategy to his bros.
"I hit them with the slow, deep thrusts. Some hand on nipple action, then pow! Ball slapping rut. Don't forget the sequence I taught you either! Give her a touch on 1, then 4, 4, 4, 6, 5... Then, here's the kicker, short shallow thrusts and a 7 7 7 7 until she squirts, dude."
I'm imagining sex strategy guide where the experts lay down their pump strats.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 8:40:56 AM
No.42500307
>>42500308
>>42499658 (OP)
anon... do you ever want to feel like youre not a degenerate? if so, next time you think about spending an hour making a sex chart for my little pony characters, just dont do it, and you'll be one step closer to being normal.