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Anonymous No.42499926 >>42499928 >>42499930 >>42499947 >>42500032 >>42500217 >>42500315 >>42500411
>Umm, I'm sorry Mr. Monkey but I can't go on a date with you... It would be illegal and also, um, I don't think we would be um... very "compatible" downstairs
Anonymous No.42499928
>>42499926 (OP)
I wasn't talkin to you yellow quiet
I was talking to angel
Anonymous No.42499930
>>42499926 (OP)
I wasn't talkin to you yellow quiet
I was talking to harry
Anonymous No.42499938
>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42482037/
Anonymous No.42499947
>>42499926 (OP)
I wasn't talkin to you yellow quiet
I was talking to elizabeak
Anonymous No.42499959 >>42499960
That's alright Fluttershy, I'm already fucking one of your recolors
Anonymous No.42499960 >>42500323
>>42499959
She mogs both Fluttershy and Rarity.
Anonymous No.42500032
>>42499926 (OP)
It's just a date, why does your mind immediately jump to sex?
Anonymous No.42500039 >>42500062
Ponies wouldn't use 'downstairs' as a metaphor for their genitalia because ponies are quadrupedal. Remember to consider whether your metaphors and sayings are pony-friendly!
Anonymous No.42500062
>>42500039
So would they say "backdoor"? Or "backyard"?
Anonymous No.42500217 >>42500329
>>42499926 (OP)
You know that the more unnatural it feels, the more you need to do it, Flutter's?
Anonymous No.42500315
>>42499926 (OP)
>rape
Anonymous No.42500323
>>42499960
>cutie white crusaders palette
Anonymous No.42500329
>>42500217
Basement
Anonymous No.42500411 >>42500414
>>42499926 (OP)
>Don't worry hun, you can have me instead
Anonymous No.42500414 >>42500441
>>42500411
Body count
Anonymous No.42500441
>>42500414
78 in one evening