Thread 42500334

"Yes. I like this new weapon." edition
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59XagRDHq_U

OLD THREAD: >>42442668

Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!
Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!
Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!

Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/


>Server info
Server IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.123.131:27015
Password: check filename
Steam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_
The steam group chat is active, come and say hello!

Map downloads (extract the .bz2 file, then place the .bsp file in /tf/download/maps): http://mlp.site.nfoservers.com/server/maps/
Download demos from matches (request demos in the thread): http://mlp.site.nfoservers.com/server/demos/
Active hours: 7-9pm to 12-4am EDT (32-64 players)
Custom MvM also available for early hours (42 player limit) and other gamemodes like Death Run or VSH for after-hours.

This server uses a plugin that changes the stats of some weapons. See https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?p=2717299 for more info. All reverts except for the old airblast are active by default, and most reverts can be toggled in-game.

Consider installing mastercomfig if you have frequent frame drops, bad hitreg, poor network connectivity, or are new to the game. See https://mastercomfig.com/ for easy installation. It is STRONGLY recommended that all players install some preset of mastercomfig since TF2's default netcode settings have not been changed since 2007.

THERE IS NO DISCORD SERVER ASSOCIATED WITH THIS THREAD. Any post mentioning "the /mlp/ TF2 Discord" is a troll and should be ignored.
/vg/-style chatroom-posting and gayposting is OFF-TOPIC and should be reported as such.


No one is judged for being new to the game, and skill level across the playerbase varies.
Join the fun!

>>42500334 (OP)
>Guides
Website for making in-game sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/
Micspam guide: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39428553/#q39430287
Guide to adding pony models to any map: https://ponepaste.org/9223
Pony mod collection: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37462569/#37462590
Pony model replacements with voiceovers: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39697428/#39701005
Pony war paint texture mods collection: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39788496/#q39796303
Having trouble with sprays showing up in-game? Put the following in the developer console: https://u.smutty.horse/mfwtrwijazh.txt
Getting error signs instead of pony models? Download them manually here: https://github.com/EtraIV/SpawnPony (place the materials folder into /tf/download).

>Videos and content
/mlptf2/ videos playlist (highlights, karaoke nights, Anon Fridays, etc.): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlaewUctCKsJqnVcSDf3d9oIBSpewUQsO
/mlptf2/ intro: https://u.smutty.horse/maqwtlmafwl.mp4
/mlptf2/ New Years (2023 edition): https://u.smutty.horse/mlakpjgcooh.mp4
/mlptf2/ 2-year anniversary: https://youtu.be/4fzG-WLKIyc
/mlptf2/ 3-year anniversary: https://youtu.be/e269nQZnqcY
RGL Highlander S17 Week 4 Amateur HOOFLANDER vs PHD Floppa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8J8dEQdsIQ
HOOFLANDER vs PHD Floppa (RGL HL S17 Grand Finals): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKdwINfnIy0

ART ANCHOR POST
The next OP mare is Twilight Velvet. Reply to this with your art if you want to have it voted on as being the next thread's OP art.

First for Redheart

>>42500466
I love my mother in law

>>42501579
if this image is picked, please use the one in the steam chat. the image compression butchered this version

>>42501579
>>42501588
Add a catbox link so we don't forget

>>42501579
>>42500466
https://files.catbox.moe/1eeztb.png

>>42501647
>>42501661
stop using catbox when pone.rs exists

>>42501579
wow thats very nice art good job but wait why does she have a spy knife

>>42501579
Where's her marecock?

>>42501749
what knife? i dont know what your talking about anon. now go say hello to her, make sure to get close.

I'm so damn tired of seeing page 10 within 2 hours, can we get 20 pages on /mlp/ already

Sex sex sex

>>42500466
I made this 3 years ago for the thread (yes that's how long since the last time velvet was OP), but I didn't make it in time before bump limit. I don't like how the face ended up still, but it now has a chance.

boop

Can we do this at marefair?

4 on marewater

okay ponies, I manage to get Freaky Fair style credit sharing working on both maps. Credits from doing the objective are still there but nerfed slightly on marewater.
https://files.catbox.moe/2kag7d.zip
75 credits per kill on marevest
60 credits per kill on marewater
Both decrease to ~20 credits per kill at around 24 players

>>42503658
thank you dashie

>>42503658
now all we have to do is wait 2 months for 15 to add them

speaking of new maps, could we get the VIP vscript maps on the server 15? they came out in may and I've kinda wanted to play them ever since but we never got to. it would be cool to try them out on saturday.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3476304156
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3476501919
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3484046766
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3472398119

>>42504913
these could be fun for mid pop, not so much high pop as we could get aoou or someone else playing VIP and be fucked.

today is august 27 and valve promised the mare vs machine update would be out august 27

>>42504966
thats the deadline for uploading maps, not the update time stupid

>>42505143
>he wasn't around when the server first started where it rotated between 2-3 normal maps and 1 meme map for its first few months before the first meme map purge

>>42504961
so what? he'll die and then someone else will become vip

>>42505143
don't be dramatic

>>42505143
I also hate minigames and usually leave when someone nominates one, these maps should only be during mid pop, later in the night. not when we have higher pop on fridays or saturdays
>>42505419
I havent played this game mode, so i dont know if a dead VIP means instant loss for one team or not.

bump

>>42505143
I'm sorry for nominating and voting for options that aren't the same 6 reskins. From now on, I'll vote exclusively for Marewater, Mareward, and Marevest.

>>42506204
This but unironically

mlptf2 dream map rotation: marewater, mareward, frontier, swiftmare, pier, marecoast, quagmire, twosisters, poneo, warioware, deathrun

this will save the server

>>42506373
>no mare version of frontier
misery

>>42506204
>trap in the same map rotation as Uncle Dane's servers

>>42506373
You forgot
>Cambmare
>Thunder Maretain
>Marebowl
>Marerush

4 players on jump_academy. Please join. I want to stop jumping. My pinkie finger hurts.

Also, mods forgot to change the password. It's still iwtcir

4 players on cp_granary

4 on cp_granary
HOP ON TF2

6 players on Marewater. Is this not what you wanted?

>>42506642
No, I wanted 32/64 on Marevest.

6.... 6 ponies.... slaughtering....

>>42506390
nasty hairline

>>42506642
I wanted hot sweaty stallion sex, not 6/32 marewater

>>42507650
Ponka oe

today is tf2 thursday
it is the day we play tf2. I'm asking you to join later.

>>42508414
i think i will join drunk tonight.

>>42508709
I think I'll take advantage of you then

Does anyone want to gamble in MvM with me

>>42508749
are you gay or something?

is server ded

>>42509202
I think

Reminder
Pegasus stallions are the most feminine stallions and make for the best stallion wives

>>42508821
>>42508709
shes just pregnant with my foal

>>42509342
how she get pregonate?

>>42509342
no she's fat and soft not full of nasty children

>>42509356
magical lesbian love

dead server...

Why is the server so dead. Are you fags all in school or something???

9 players on Marevest!

>>42509530
I haven’t been getting home from work until 10 PM (now) personally

>>42509586
Same anon. I need the extra hours. I need the money

13 on marewater

14 on Marewater GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>>42509530
The server is dead because the faggot known as 15 thinks locking the server is good and he also bans innocent people like LD and Goku

>>42509598
Can you fucking americans stop playing so fucking late I literally have to be up around 3-5 am to even keep up with playing with you as a european fuck this shit

>>42509530
Because /mlp/ in tf2 is dead there's about 3 servers 1 of them is always empty the mlp pony heroes server then you have the vsh server which is full sometimes here and there then you have 15's faggot server which is locked and full of tranny faggots like yourself who thinks sucking marecock makes you straight

>>42510298
>>42510310
you are a total inbred nigger if you think this server shouldn't be password protected. kill yourself.

>>42510442
>t. 15

I wish all of you in this thread kill yourselves faggot erping in a shitty trans cord game is hilarious you claim to hate trannies yet you act like trannies talking about marecocks and twilight's 3 incher penetrating your postrate

>>42510571
109 unique accounts have connected to the server in the past 7 days and only 2 or 3 of them do what you described. and they're just autistic and think it's funny.

I think we should discuss Demoknight again

>>42510590
109 you say?

>>42510590
>109 unique accounts have connected to the server in the past 7 days
genuinely how is that even possible? we get like, 10 people max most days, and most of those people are the same people.

This is the faggiest thread/general. Hopefully not the tranniest one as well

>>42510874
no, that award goes to tamers general.

>>42510870
check https://mlp.tf/players
count the players until "7 days ago" appears, I counted 109 players
a lot of people connect every day. the problem is they leave after 1 game. we could have full horse every single day if you faggots simply stayed in the fucking server.

So what night is our room party? I presume Saucy Jack will be hosting.

>>42511077
I think saturday would be best

>>42511077
My votes for Friday, since the concert's Saturday and a lot of anons will be gone by Sunday evening. We did Friday last Mare Fair and had a pretty good turnout.

>>42511077
I agree with friday, don't wanna miss the concert saturday

>>42511165
I think Friday would make the most sense as well since our panel is that evening, so we will all have been shoved together already

>>42511203
So, we go to the panel and then straight to the room party? Who's hosting?

damn you guys got me feeling like this picking which party im gonna go to friday night

>>42510874
The only tranny is Cake Sparkle the rest are just fags

>>42510885
It's not just how quickly they leave, but how long it takes to get them to join. It's frustrating to know how many people are probably waiting for high pop to join, which only causes it to take longer to become high pop.

>>42509530
It's called a job anon

>>42511949
>t. flaremare

I miss horse.tv. It's so lonely without her

>>42511995
Why job when you can game?

>>42512306
I can’t tell if Shep likes me or just like making fun of me

>>42512350
>Shep
If you unironically call him that then you take nigger dick in the ass

I stopped being gay and realized I was attracted to woman once I stopped playing mlp/tf2/ is this correlated

6 on ponut

14 on marewater
get on NOW

19 on marewater, mareward is next

21/32 on pl_mareward

>>42512330
I figure 15 killed horsetv because he hasnt responded to any demo requests in a year anyway. washing machine asked for demos multiple times to make an anniversary video for the server and he just ignored him.

>>42512797
at this point why not just host our own server?

21/32 on pl_frontier

29/32 on pl_tundramountain

everypony must join now!!

>>42512868
33/32

everypony just started to blame furries for everything that happens

27 players on swiftmare get on morning euros

25/32 on pl_pier

18 on pl_yokohama

>>42512924
Furfags are easy to blame because they cause so much shit 99% of times. Their fandom is filled with drama and faggot trannies who go after everyone who they think is not leftist enough. It's why no one wants to call themselves furries even if they masturbate their cocks to anthro and whatever else weird degenerate shit, why do you think so many people say "i'm not a furry but" whenever they see some big titty female anthro character? Pretty much the same thing for me. I have e621 and Furaffinity accounts, not afraid to admit it, if you're a degenerate like me, then stuff they draw is very nice. Furaffinity has a plus that even if some artist blocks you, it only blocks communication. You can still go to their galleries and favorite their art and even follow artists even if they blocked you, honestly surprising they allow it considering how sensitive furfags usually are. I have never even communicated with any of the artists, i just go there to coom and that's it. Unfortunately a lot of furfags are those types that if they see you have favorited art or follow artists they see as "problematic", they block you. Happens a lot of especially on Twitter. Elon Musk was a fucking retard for not allowing you to like or even bookmark tweets even after you were blocked, so him making you able to see tweets from people who have you blocked was pretty much useless since you could just switch accounts too before.

>>42512803
Honestly this. It's obvious 15 only barely tolerates us enough to do the bare minimum of keeping the server online when he isn't busy going to every convention there is 15 is to this server as an absentee landlord is to a run down apartment building

It’s your fren CMK. I come to you with good tidings. Some of you said you wanted to go off property during mare fair to try some local restaurants. Please message me on steam if you’re part of that group and we can figure out times and etc there. I can fit (not including myself) 3 people in my truck and 4 uncomfortably and if no one is overweight. I’ll be in from Thursday to Monday so plenty of time for various lunches and dinners. Personally I want a good fish sandwich.
farewell for now,
CMK

>>42513306
I suggest posting this in the /mlp/ chat as well and just @all ing everyone, not everyone reads the thread

>>42513576
We have a discord server???

>>42511949
We have like four other trannies in the server what are you on about

Warning, do not go out with CMK
He's old (29) and handles horse cock for a living while smelling like horse poo. He'll rape you

derp

>They know I'm a troon
>It's over

Downvoted all the slop aoou shat out onto the steam workshop

I just fuck twinks, and chill inside my house

>>42514626
its okay cake we still love you

we will be kissing boys at mare fair, be there!

I want a boy to kiss me

>>42515525
More like this

>>42513665
No, but there's a steam group

There's even a link to it on the thread

open mic night!
6/64 marewater

how long has this server been a thing?

>>42516040
Around 4 years

34 players on mareward get on

did it died?

0/??? on ư̷͎͇͚͆̊͒̑̇̉́̋́͂̆̕͝͝ņ̵̢̢͔̼̻̜̘͇͖̞͍̩̘̒̎́̔͆͌̍̽̏̍͊̕̚͝͝k̷̢̠̼͈̯͖̞̘̋̌̽̓̐͗̑͛̽̀͊͆̏̀ͅͅṅ̸̡̡̦͇͉̮̠͇͙̺̟̮̞͇̤̝ơ̵̡̡͚͈̭̯͖̥̳̦̖̂͋̋̉͑̾̊̉̀̽̽͝͠w̴̨̮͚̦̝͉̟̻͑͜n̶̗̻̦͕̳̭͕͙̍̊̄̽͛͛̓͜ͅͅ

IT FUCKING CRASHED!

server is kill

Is it over? should I go jack off and go to bed now?

>>42516181
this thing from courage gave me nightmares as a kid

>>42516181
this thing from my little pony gave me nightmares as a kid

>>42516198
>>42516192

I'm checking out one of these other weird pony servers.

>>42516181
you're not brushing

>>42516206
"You're not perfect"

Server dead for good?
Other server only allows 24 players. (I see you)

finally! an excuse to oust 15!

Its back

Damn why y'all so triggered over Cake Sparkles funny art? You guys have no humor.

>>42514802
>>42516760
say that in the server pussy

>>42516254
If you use that glimmer flag again, I'll rape you

Last night was a blast. Won't be on the server again until after mare fair, hope to run into some of you there /)

>>42517083
have fun there anon. I wish I could go too...

>>42516760
I didnt make it for funny laughs, this is the reaction i was kinda hoping for from it.

Next one will be back to my usual stuff though, just wanted to do one thing edgy to add to my portfolio of trash

>>42518099
>this is the reaction i was kinda hoping for from it.

>>42518117
you see the community doesn't like him because he's an asshole for no reason, doing better would take effort so he takes his revenge by being an asshole out of spite instead

>>42518416
I prefer it this way. its better to keep people at an arms length, least they close the distance with a dagger.

>>42518431
Are you 12

>>42518836
That's any one of us

>>42518836
No he's 11. 15's arch nemesis

>>42518836
no I'm just mentally ill you fucking idiot.

>>42518951
Yeah no shit, so is half the server. That doesn't exempt you from anything

>>42518970
I never asked for it too? I do not want to be excused for anything I've done. I intentionally self sabotage just so people have a negative opinion of me, becuase I don't want to be 'liked' and have to play into the game of drama and bullshit every time I want to do something/have an opinion only for people to hold me to any other standard than I'm just another person in a crowded room. I hate when people get special privilege's and other look away when they do shit out of, 'erm, das my fwiend and they would never do anything wrong!'

people hold on too tightly to each other, thinking they wont tear bits of themselves off when the thing they're clinging onto moves, and vice versa. the best opinion someone can have for me, in my own mind, is a mixed opinion. becuase it lets me get the honesty out of them.

>>42518992
das rite brothda

that's my dark passenger nigga

>>42518992
A little too extreme, but I respect it anon

>>42518992
this is something you'd read in a high schooler's diary

>>42518992
>mixed opinion
your behavior leads most to just hate you, not think you're some multifaceted self exile
you get mad at the game and vent your frustrations poorly, it's not that deep

>>42518992
I just want you to know, in a couple of years you'll look back at this and cringe to yourself, and that's alright, we've all done cringy stuff in the past.

>>42519475
I still don't get why I am such a center of attention for people to talk about. I really am not interesting. I just reply when people ask me questions.

>>42519490
>feeling guilty over being judged by the gayest general on /mlp/

>>42518992
this sounds like a friendship problem!

>>42519151
I'm onto you morgan.

>>42519494
>i don't get why i'm such a center of attention i just [literal definition of a lolcow]

Up

dead server

cake sparkle is based af t. silent majority

>>42520773
noo psi

>>42520628
i like this artist

>>42520896
never meet him, sucks as a person

Up

Surf would save the server

Yeah, looks like server is dead tonight

>>42522448
It was me. I did it like this.

2 players on Marewater

>>42518992
Imagine being this much of a loser
>>42516760

6 in marewater we are cooked

The end times

We're ending marewater with this one

https://u.pone.rs/kxtlnckk.webm

>>42522585
dashcon 2025 with an extra hour of marewater
https://files.catbox.moe/sj3ezk.mp4
>>42522607
>oh no
lel

>>42522614
>the lagging dashie spray on the wall
KEK

>>42520628
I want to hug Gilda so much

valve speculation station is saying that theyre making a new tf2 game

>>42523391
Really doubtful they're doing anything alongside Deadlock desu

>>42523391
They're doing TF2: EP1

>>42523391
Deadlock has a couple of leftover assets from TF2. They are probably just reusing assets from TF2.

Can I be the new thread shitposting boogyman?

>>42524300
you've had your time plain sight

Up

>>42524300
Yes, I'm forgetting to do the gayposting

>>42525495
on a scale of 1 to 10, how smelly is derpy's pp?

>>42525584
32

>>42518992
Please seek professional help

MARE FAIR SOON

Will you smell my pp at marefair?

>>42525761
If you're cute yeah :3

why is the server so dead
we're at PEAK mare hours

>>42525825
>2021 activity level
SOVL...

>>42525915
12/32 mareduct

So this is how the story ends, the hero declines and then he says, never to love again

JOIN NOW FAGETS 3/32 MAREVEST

>>42526149
it's 1 AM on a weekday

>>42525668
Tried, but did nothing. now its too late for that and I am far too poor.

no one can escape poverty.

Kissu kissu

Dashie

>>42518992
Please don't seek help, you're perfect as you are

bump

>>42527322
unf
>>42527424
dashie

I have the BEST boy tummy, but I'm not sharing because I don't want you fugly chuds touching yourselves to pics of me

Up

get back up there

Will not be able to bump the thread while on marefair. Hold the line for me bros

>>42529925
punch a faggot at mare fair for me anon

bampp

Tf2 theory:
As you know, TF2 stands for team fortress. But why the F?
Well, in the comics they revealed the Fortress = F because they are Team Fortress, as in the worst team. From teams A B C D E to Team Fortress.
So what are the other teams?
My theory, is that we can follow the pattern.
So we will have Teams Aortress, Bortress, Cortress, Dortress and Eortress.
But that's just a theory, a game theory. Thanks for watching!

have fun at mare fair anons

Mareknight TF2

Bump

Where tf are you guys in the rosen
I have alcohol to share

Bumpies!

>>42533451
If you have a IRL friend/family member to go with, chances are it will suck anyway.

>>42533451
Ponies are getting rode hard and put away wet

>>42533451
sucking brony cock at mare fair

anypony have a map request I can work on so I can keep my mind off missing mare fair?
preferably something small or a retexture and needs to be pony related

>>42534436
mare frontier please

>>42534436
control point inside a mare vore style with one team starting in the mouth and the other in the anus fighting for control over the stomach.

Are the server's con attendees meeting up this year?

>>42535255
not sure anyone of us

>>42534949
Ok Dakota

Was there any foe merch in the vendor hall? All i really saw was the littlepip lego and a blackjack daki. Was hoping for at least a few stickers.

Hey /mlptf2/, name my band
Wonderful panel btw guys

>>42536557
>he could be Any One of Us

>>42536557
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/45/Soldier_DominationSoldier05.wav

PARTY TOMORROW

>>42537221
when

>>42536557
Why was peter griffin there???

>>42537660
every time we told you 15 is Peter Griffin you think we were joking?

>>42537660
>he doesn’t know
https://youtube.com/@thereallifepetergriffin?si=4054jGTgshSTWNvZ

>>42537959
>si

Please for the love of god someone post that vid of me hitting a beer bong poured by a foid. I could die happy

bamp

>>42536557
>>42539320

9 on mareward

>>42537221
>mic night
>only 14 conected
um

>>42541042
hard to speak with cock in mouth, very sorry

>>42537221
Did this ever happen?

>>42541935
I think it was moved to tomorrow because mare fair had a concert at the same time today

>>42542016
Don't they have concerts at every hour during the night?

>>42542072
Yes

Thank you to everypony who I chatted with/signed my conbook, you guys really made my whole year during this weekend. If you are still around and want to add to the list of tf2 player signatures let me know where to meet you, I'll be at the rosen until the end of the sneedback panel. Otherwise, have a safe trip home and enjoy the anniversary stream later this year!
-Skomedy

>>42542508
>not a doc
Yikes, the traitor.

>>42542508
wow anon that's pretty cool
but some of these aren't tf2 players, unless....?

>>42542561
wtf are you talking about?

>>42542696
I also have some artists I met in there, though I think I heard welost plays a bit of tf2, maybe he can be convinced to join the server

>>42542856
he played in the past. used to go by the name skeil. haven't seen him in a year tho

I hope the server pops off like crazy after people leave Orlando
>t. someone currently in Orlando

>>42543517
We might get an influx of new friends after Mare Fair.

>>42543527
so TF2 tonite? or are anons still flying home?

>>42543923
I'll be playing Friday and/or Saturday night.

>>42543923
i didn't even go to mare fair and i can't play tonight for unrelated reasons.

When does the fancy dinner leave?

>>42544198
Wrong thread, I'm retarded

Are we meeting for dinner and tf2 tonight?

Dear princess this marefair I learned that /mlptf2/ players are ugly as sin

>>42545042
>t. homecon

The Mare Fair crew is on the server. Hop in fellas.

HOP ON RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

You guys rock, I know I was really obnoxious friday night at the pool so thanks for putting up with me lmao. Was cool to hang with you in person

-Consul

>>42545042
Kettle calling the cauldron black.

>>42546291
We love you Consul

>>42542508
Just realized I signed twice. Also, cantersoft signed above me.

I invited a bunch of random new friends I made while LARPing as Trixie (that seemed that they’d fit in) so we might get some new players soon when everyone filters back home
- CMK

>>42546518
if you're bun and you are talking about "bunnyhoppin", that's actually a different person'. he was confused when he saw bun and he thought he already signed when he saw bun