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Anonymous No.42500842
Pony Strategy Guide
I'm imagining a pony strategy guide where the experts lay down their pump strats.
"I hit them with the slow, deep thrusts. Some hand on nipple action, then pow! Ball slapping rut. Don't forget the sequence I taught you either! Give her a touch on 1, then 4, 4, 4, 6, 5... Then, here's the kicker, short shallow thrusts and a 7 7 7 7 until she squirts, live like a windrammer as you fuck anon."
Anonymous No.42500847 >>42500850
I know your home address you retarded janitor.
Anonymous No.42500848 >>42500850
Don't you speak English, janitor? Shall I speak in Hindu so you understand?
I know where you live and I can send out men after you even if we don't live in the same country.
Anonymous No.42500850 >>42500854
>>42500847
>>42500848
you wont do shit + ur thread is hot garbage so nothing of value is lost, schizo
Anonymous No.42500854 >>42500856
>>42500850
I will fucking send my men after you. I know where you live.
Learn grammar you fucking autistic pajeet.

A janitor who doesn't know basic English, bravo and using zoomer lingo because he's a gen-Zer himself.

YES MY MEN WILL GO AFTER YOU, YOU DELUSIONAL ARROGANT IDIOT. I can hire anyone in any country.
Anonymous No.42500856
>>42500854
shouldn't you be going to school already? Underaged zoomers like you won't do shit