Thread 42500874

There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mare

The gift of mare

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There is already a thread like this that exists >>42481712

I slept through it and mare got away.

>>42500940
>mare stressed so much she needs to escape to books to calm herself down
What can you do to help her?

>>42500940
Looks like someone has done some sliding again, given how far its is in the archive.

>>42500959
Either become her assistant or if that doesn't work out, engage with her so that the stress becomes less prominent.

>Early 404
It's never the ones that deserve it, either.

>>42501084
it always is though

>>42501096
Where'd the evil mean general centered around man and mares touch you at, miss.

>>42501096
Can't agree with that. The last months saw a lot of artificial sliding to snipe certain threads over and over. That's not natural, that's deliberate.

>>42501103
you say that and then you clearly mention two posts above you're seething about other threads. you have no right to say this

>>42501104
It's the boards staunchest poster against this thread, don't waste your words.

>>42501104
Can't say for other slidefags but I don't target any specific threads, I just do it for the sake of it.

Wtf I love room service now

This general has been around for nearly 10 years and every time I open it I see the same shit flinging.
You are all retarded monkeys.

>>42501141
Not true, we haven't had a robomare vs fleshmare debate in a while.

>>42501141
>This general has been around for nearly 10 years
And that's a good thing!

Thread died while I was driving home from work

>>42501429
can confirm i was the radio in your car when it happened

>>42501432
What are you doing as a radio when the thread needs to get bumped? Think, Anon, think!

>>42501779
Stunning and brave.

>>42501777
Checked.

>>42501779
who told ponk that autistic screaming was part of the courtship language for humans

>>42502447
No one. She just knew.

>>42502701
what a smart mare

>>42503030
I feel like people underestimate Pinkie's mental sharpness
She's random and impulsive but she is more clever than many think

>>42503291
You can literally make 2 ponies fall in love with your magic

>>42503291
I'm a schizoid who no one properly diagnosed until I was well past the ages necessary to have formulative relationship experiences that would allow me to function normally in a healthy relationship.

you stupid pink cunt

>>42503304
I don't remember making this post.

>>42503100
It all comes down to effort. If she's obsessed with something she'll be as smart is she needs to be to get it done.

>>42503681
Plus she'll know something if it's funny at the time
The Pinkie Sense lets her know ahead of time what to look up.

>>42503727
>Pinkie Sense
T-That mare stole my favorite trick!

>>42503291
What am I supposed to do with those? Equestria doesn't accept dollars and the gun doesn't help me in your world either.

Some mares live in the very far reaches of the world. Are you up to venture there for her?

>>42503964
Ain't no mountain high enough etc

>>42504388
I'd go tribal for her.

>>42503964
>BON JOUR, ANON!
>READY TO GO MEET YOUR NEW WIFE?

To the Anon who is obsessed with the Hooffield and McColts episode (you know who you are)
I see what you mean

>>42504761
Yes, Señora Peetzer. Where is she?

>>42498483
>>42359831
Little reminder post for those who haven't seen it because the other thread archived prematurely.

>>42504761
Where's the catch?

>>42504984
What was that about?

>>42503297
Sure, but you aren't a pony.

>>42505327
actual dogshit, stop writing.

>>42505327
Looking forward to the drop, but I will probably skim over anything that'd be covered by a "fade to black".

>>42503964
Yes.

>>42506071
That doesn't work. When will you learn?

>>42504215
>When she thinks of having a good time with you

High risk mare.

>>42507031
How bad could she be? She looks kinda sweet.

Find yourself a mare that loves you as much as twiggles loves borgers.

>>42507078
No I dont want to be fucking EATEN by a mare

>>42507031
>>42507042
Garbage.

>>42505327
Where is my man on mare sweet lovemaking? Why is there a fucking stallion on mare in the man x mare thread? What is this?

>>42507081
You wouldn't let your mare nibble on your ear?

>>42507291
That tune is old and run down, pal.

>>42500874 (OP)
>leave this general for like 5 years
>come back
>still infested by foeshit and off-topic bait everyone takes
Fucking hell. This thread is truly cursed.

>42507291
>42507599
Obvious samefag is obvious.

>42507616
seething FoEtranny detected

Thoughts on ponies with pony tails?

>>42507632
>>42507599
>>42507268
>local /mlp/ anon driven insane by man who loves mare
What interesting times we live in

>>42507599
>been on thread the last 5 years
>all my favorite posters are still here despite the autistic screeching
>cool scifi mare novel is still going strong
>pipfag has only gotten more based
This thread is blessed actualyl

>42507833
>42507857
>FoEtranny samefagging
Dial 8.

>>42507857
>"cool scifi mare novel"
>"cool"
I want to unironically love FOE again like I used to but fuck me it could've been so much better that it's disappointing.

>>42507885
(You) got older and your perceptions changed.
Deal with it.

>>42507885
I like it as much now as I did when I first read it
It's a book about my wife

>42507914
>FoEtranny shitting up the thread
Go back.

>>42507914
>Reading a fic because it's about your favorite pony
You are an inspiration, anon.

>42507922
>FoEtranny so butthurt he has to samefag to make xerself feel better

>>42507924
I'm >>42507885 you stupid gorilla nigger.

>42507931
>Hurr durr im samefagging
Foetranny...

What even the point of this argument is? As long as a man loves his marewife it's good regardless of what world she comes from.

>>42507935
idk some faggot is seething about a man and his marewife

>>42507935
It's the only thing most of these FoE waifufaggots know how to do.

>42508005
>FoEtranny dilating and samefagging this much
Kill yourself for ruining this thread.

>>42508005
This is just silly.

>>42508010
>Being in love with a mare is the only thing most of these FoE waifufaggots know how to do.
And this is supposed to be a bad thing?

>>42508011
Post your marewife to get the thread back on track.

>>42508047
She's confident, cute, and her radpity always shines

>>42506337
>but I will probably skim over anything that'd be covered by a "fade to black"
Well, this chapter won't have any of that stuff. As I said, I got stuck in the offshoot thing and it caused my writing to stall for over a month. So I decided to write the next "regular" chapter which I did in a quarter of the time. I hope to be done with the proofreading tomorrow.

>>42508160
Did you make it yourself? It'really nice. Is it clay?

>>42508177
The first one was clay
I made 6 resin casts of it