>he thinks physical attraction is the only thing that matters to ponies
Obviously most anons would absolutely fail with their waifu because the average 4channer is deeply unpleasant as a person, but saying that no anon has a shot is silly. I doubt Fluttershy finds Discord particularly hot from a physical perspective, for example.
>>42501655 >I doubt Fluttershy finds Discord particularly hot from a physical perspective, for example.
I agree with the first part of your post but Flutters is definitely into legal zoophilia (you just know) Hairless apes do have a chance, though
>>42501604 (OP) >he thinks his "waifu" would abstain from sex until he shows up
I wasn't a virgin either when I met my waifu so that doesn't really matter. >he thinks his "waifu" would be more attracted to a bald monkey than a stallion
That's why I'm going to Equestria as a pony, not a human.
