Thread 42506639

>inb4 she's immortal
cuck

>>42506639 (OP)
Presumably old age?

>>42506639 (OP)
OP will die of cocksucking trauma that's for sure.

>>42506639 (OP)
fent overdose

>>42506730
Zecorafag...

>>42506639 (OP)
One of these days, my waifu will buck up the wrong tree.

drowning in my cum

>>42506639 (OP)
My tulpa waifu will die with me, and we will go to equestria together

drowning in jizz

>>42506639 (OP)
Love overdose if I'm not careful.

>>42506639 (OP)
I'm going to kill her before season 8 happens, so equestria will be saved.

>>42507119
Based.

>>42506639 (OP)
>pinkie
pumped herself to the death.

BOOM.

>>42507139
But why? Why would you kill someone you love instead of trying to help her to solve the problem you think she has? Unless you think that her existence is the problem which cannot be fixed in any other way, but how can you love her and think so at the same time, I don't understand.

She will die in the Great Famine of 2047.

On the same day as me, surrounded by a dozen of our adult offspring

We are immortal

>>42506639 (OP)
she can snuff me out with her giant tornado farts if im not careful

>>42507165
>human offspring

>42507165
You must be the dumbest faggot to even exist, make sure to kill yourself.

>>42507295
I don't have a better pic, please understand

>>42507309
RUDE

>>42507165
>>42507295
on /mlp/, there seem to be two schools on that
either you father an anonfilly, or equestria girls

>>42507325
Maybe you fags can draw a better image of my and Fluttershy's family if you're going to be so pissy about it

>>42506639 (OP)
Once the ultimate harmonious social system is finally perfected, and we all live in pristine, unfailing continuity forevermore, only then will he cease to be. Either that, or a slip and fall in the shower.

>>42507337
You can't convince me discordfags aren't pretending as part of some autistic performance art project

>>42507130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N03q06ji74

>>42507325
There's another option.
Your first born is your human son. He will carry the horse fucker legacy. All others will be fillies.
And if you believe in immortality then you can ditch the son idea probably, because there isn't enough horse pussy for two immortal men.

>>42507371
I want my kids to be colts and fillies in roughly equal proportions
I'm not a troonsformer, but I don't have anything against stallions

He will be the last to go, having the last laugh, if only to mask his real feelings about the matter.

>>42507346
The Discordfaggotry is real, and now it's at least two of us on /mlp/.

>>42507422
>The Discordfaggotry is real
Ok, what's wrong with you?

>>42507425
Brain Damage.

>>42507130
she is immortal tho

>>42507528
Perhaps, but she's not invulnerable. Also given immortality is boring, it's something to strive for.

>>42507370
Don't overfeed your bug too much, fill them with love and let them rest, they'll grow bigger to accommodate the increased food supply. The bigger the bug, the more love they can handle before popping.

>>42507425
>Ok, what's wrong with you?
I had a Discord-shaped hole in my soul. Now it's a Discord-shaped Discord, for better or worse.

>>42507572
>I had a Discord-shaped hole
Ok, last question: do you have a Y chromosome?

discordfag will save /mlp/

>>42507309
>>42507165

>>42507295
>he doesn't know about satyrs
>>42507325
>he doesn't know about extreme sexual dimorphism
NGMI

>>42506639 (OP)
Strangulation, after I come home and find her in bed with another anon