Every time I see trixie I keep on thinking she's about to say either "Bismarck Smells" or "Dowser".
Anonymous
8/29/2025, 9:51:47 PM
No.42511144
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>>42510972 (OP)
Average fanfic, stay if you want
Anonymous
8/30/2025, 6:44:44 PM
No.42514107
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>>42510972 (OP)
>Bismarck
literally who in Equestria
Anonymous
8/30/2025, 7:35:27 PM
No.42514277
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>>42512341
Garbage story from a shitty writer.
Anonymous
8/30/2025, 9:59:42 PM
No.42514758
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>>42512341
Amazing story from a amazing writer.
Anonymous
8/31/2025, 1:29:11 AM
No.42515363
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>>42512341
average story from a average writer.
Anonymous
8/31/2025, 2:40:34 AM
No.42515588
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>>42512341
story from a writer. Wow!
Anonymous
8/31/2025, 6:22:47 AM
No.42516132
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>>42516901
>>42512341
>700k words
>tags: Sex, Human, Trixie
Not going to read this shit
>>42516132
technically the protagonist is a pony
Anonymous
8/31/2025, 3:35:06 PM
No.42517092
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>>42517238
>>42516901
>Ptfg tranny shit
Even less desire to read that slop.
Anonymous
8/31/2025, 4:38:59 PM
No.42517209
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>>42510972 (OP)
>Looks up author
The chakat guy made this? lol, lmao
Anonymous
8/31/2025, 4:53:58 PM
No.42517238
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>>42527783
>>42517092
>No HiEtroon slop
Thank god it's actually good!
Anonymous
8/31/2025, 4:57:35 PM
No.42517240
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>>42516901
Reading the based fimfic ASAP
Anonymous
8/31/2025, 9:04:14 PM
No.42517995
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>>42517928
Oy vey. Sounds like Equestria is developing nuclear weapons and needs to be liberated from its tyrannical regime.
Anonymous
9/1/2025, 1:16:52 AM
No.42518625
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>>42519439
>>42517928
SHUT EQUESTRIA DOWN NOW! OY VEYYY!
Anonymous
9/1/2025, 12:23:37 PM
No.42520007
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>>42520456
>>42519745
Are you actually... you know... money sniffer and clipper?
Anonymous
9/1/2025, 7:28:49 PM
No.42520981
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>>42521428
>>42520731
Fuck off you're never getting my nose pic.
Anonymous
9/1/2025, 10:11:12 PM
No.42521428
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>>42521740
>>42520981
So you've proved my point, coin sniffer.
Anonymous
9/1/2025, 11:54:58 PM
No.42521740
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>>42522489
>>42521428
Stop calling me that shit
Anonymous
9/2/2025, 2:33:37 AM
No.42522196
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average thread on the site
Anonymous
9/2/2025, 7:55:20 AM
No.42522772
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>>42523098
>>42522489
Ok that made me laugh, hah.
Anonymous
9/2/2025, 10:55:31 AM
No.42523098
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>>42523373
>>42522772
you must have a very low standard to laugh at that then
Anonymous
9/2/2025, 12:58:01 PM
No.42523373
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>>42523894
>>42523098
What jokes do you laugh at then you little bitch?
Anonymous
9/2/2025, 8:13:00 PM
No.42524278
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>>42523894
You've got me beat, darn.
>>42525596
A dowser is someone who marks wells
>>42525755
>protagonist is a human turned pony
>Trixie refers to him as some pun variation of mark wells or downer
>Nyx for no goddamn reason appears in the middle of the story
>protagonist becomes an alicorn at the end
Jesus fucking christ, I hate this goddamn fanfic so much like you wouldn't believe
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:31:34 AM
No.42526072
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>>42526146
>>42525755
so is it the protagonist's job?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:59:31 AM
No.42526146
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>>42526546
>>42526072
No his name is mark wells. Trixie just loves using different names that sound like his to reference him or uses the name dowser
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:37:18 AM
No.42526546
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>>42526562
>>42526146
ok so is Trixie singling him out to bully?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:43:24 AM
No.42526562
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>>42526950
>>42526546
More of a tease than anything
they fuck later in the story if that helps
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 2:24:18 PM
No.42526950
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>>42526562
>spoiler
Ahh, ok now it makes more sense.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:04:10 PM
No.42527383
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>>42528475
>>42510972 (OP)
What do you call that sort of shading in the OP image? Pillow shading?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:16:57 PM
No.42527783
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>>42527791
>>42517238
>HiEtroon
You're just combining letters at random now, remaining yourself is the least troonish action possible
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:18:42 PM
No.42527791
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>>42527796
>>42527783
>dude I have to be the same thing on other universe because im special
HiE Sounds pretty troony to me.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:13 PM
No.42527804
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>42527796
>HiEtroon is now projecting
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:23:27 PM
No.42527812
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>Human man who wants to remain a human man is projecting his desire to stop being a human man
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:24:26 PM
No.42527816
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>42527812
>HiEtroon is having a meltie because he's mad that I'm not accepting his autistic ass as special
I think someone needs a pacifier for being a utter faggot.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:25:59 PM
No.42527824
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It has nothing to do with "being special" and everything to do with you trying to define words to mean the opposite of their actual meaning, because on their actual meaning, you're a troon
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:27:16 PM
No.42527829
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>42527824
>HiEtroon STILL projecting
Little baby came here to shitfling because he's mad of other people's opinion. Lol lmao.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:33:20 PM
No.42527853
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You literally started seething and projecting when somebody shared his opinion that pony TRANSFORMERS are trannies (an obvious truth to anybody using the standard definitions of words).
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:34:24 PM
No.42527859
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>42527853
>HiEtroon is still projecting and looking at a mirror
Nobody asked for you to come here and shitfling because I hurt you fee-fees.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:36:52 PM
No.42527870
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>LOL I TROLL YOU
Nah, you trying to projecting being a TROOONSFORMER only makes me laugh
>N-nobody asked you to c-come here
Who asked you to come here and start redefining words to mean the opposite of their actual meanings?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:38:14 PM
No.42527876
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>42527870
>HiEtroon still crying and projecting
Not going to explain anything to you since you're here to be a crybaby over a opinion.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:40:06 PM
No.42527887
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>42527876
>you're here to be a crybaby over a opinion.
Reminder that you got triggered by an obviously correct opinion that pony trooonsformers are trannies
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:40:40 PM
No.42527890
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>42527887
>HiEtroon still projecting and crying
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:41:13 PM
No.42527891
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>N-NO YOU ARE PROJECTING AND CRYING
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:42:08 PM
No.42527893
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>42527891
>HiEtroon still projecting and crying
Also it's really you again? It's sad that you're still living in your mothers basement. Use new material next time.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:44:02 PM
No.42527900
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>again
No idea what incident you're referring to, it's not the first time I've called out pony trooonsformers, but I've never seen a melty quite like yours before, so it probably is the first time we interact
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:45:18 PM
No.42527903
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>42527900
>HiEtroon projecting and crying
Vatnik, you have a war against Ukraine. Why don't you join your fellow orks there?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:47:27 PM
No.42527916
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>trooooonsformer supports the tranny side
Of course
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:48:39 PM
No.42527918
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>42527916
Why don't you conscript for the army, HiEtroon? Putin is looking for more bodies in the front line and you're unemployed.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:52:53 PM
No.42527933
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I make as much money as a civilian, plus I get to goon to cute mares, so I don't see why I would
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:55:11 PM
No.42527941
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Well just in case a drone strikes your apartment, no? Better be in the frontline with a fighting change than to be a statistic when a drone comes for you.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:56:20 PM
No.42527944
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Let's say I'm not too worried about that
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:57:29 PM
No.42527948
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You never know, drone warfare is quite unpredictable. Better safe than sorry.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:07:39 PM
No.42527979
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>>42527984
Did you just get banned for posting a thread about the Ukraine on /mlp/ kek
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:08:53 PM
No.42527984
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>>42527979
>what is kiwi proxy
we'll be here for a eternity to fight
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:21:09 PM
No.42528475
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>>42528946
>>42527383
Some extreme pillow shading, so you're mostly right there.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:17:50 AM
No.42529185
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>>42530085
>>42528946
That's rude, I'm a really handsome pillow ;(
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:44:15 AM
No.42530085
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>>42531312
>>42529185
Sure you are, Ballpark Misspells
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:40:57 PM
No.42531312
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>>42531724
>>42530085
You're a cruel one, aren't ye?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:43:33 PM
No.42531724
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>>42533332
>>42531312
You know you love me, Bark Tells.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 3:39:13 AM
No.42532611
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>>42525765
Jesus fucking christ, I love this goddamn fanfic so much like you wouldn't believe
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:14:00 AM
No.42532813
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>>42525765
Jesus fucking christ, I feel indifferent about this goddamn fanfic so much like you wouldn't believe
>>42510972 (OP)
who is bismark and why is he smelly?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 4:52:16 PM
No.42534159
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>>42534778
>>42533647
Well a ship is always like that, no?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 8:09:35 PM
No.42534778
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>>42535309
>>42534159
I think Trixie actually referring to a German Empire noble. Did he go to Equestria as a unicorn when he died somehow???
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:51:55 AM
No.42537612
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>>42538037
>>42528946
No one here can be a pillow, it's impossible.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:11:04 AM
No.42540458
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>>42542792
>>42539721
could I cuddle with you? haha?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:13:09 AM
No.42541636
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>>42540850
I can't believe you called me a IKEA, i'm now going to weep if I had eyes.
>>42540458
>>42542146
sorry fags, i'm reserved for the ladies to sleep on me.
>>42542792
Yeah right. I'll find you my sweet pillow and sleep on (You)
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:59:43 AM
No.42546664
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>>42547139
>>42546326
You're projecting, aren't you?
>>42549166
Trixie is kinda a bad character
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 6:25:06 AM
No.42550599
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>>42550901
Woah this thread is still up
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 8:46:44 AM
No.42550901
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>>42551400
>>42550599
'Cause it's a good thread with ponies.
>>42552218
Trixie website. Now get (You) hanging for having a awful taste.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:58:59 AM
No.42555337
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>>42556223
>>42552934
>>42554311
Sethisto can i have my video featured next on EQD pretty please
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:02:15 PM
No.42555729
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>>42556223
>>42554311
Trixie no! Put that gun down!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:32:17 PM
No.42556223
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>>42557006
>>42555729
Nao.
>>42555337
I'm not who you think it is.
>>42555126
Die.
>>42557006
she's not a dog, clearly she is a pony.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 12:16:33 AM
No.42557814
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>>42558391
>>42557336
How do you know? It could be possible.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 6:59:15 AM
No.42559054
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>>42559492
>>42558391
Trixie, what sounds did you just make?
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 3:50:35 PM
No.42559936
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>>42560310
>>42559492
but she makes pony noises like neigh and whinny
>>42561043
You JUST are. Trixie says so!
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:06:00 AM
No.42562276
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God I wish this site still had IP counts for threads.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 1:30:29 PM
No.42563172
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>>42563558
>>42562641
Doing your mom right now, faglord.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:02:06 PM
No.42563558
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>>42564358
>>42563172
KYS TRIXIE KYS BITCH ASS WHORE
>>42561636
>pic
Wuh happened for this to be made?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 3:10:36 AM
No.42568657
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>>42569171
>>42567610
Yes, we know you're both of that at the same time.
>>42569645
He still won much like faust did with making mlp fim
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:26:52 AM
No.42571829
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>>42572281
>>42528946
What did dashie mean by this?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:31:55 AM
No.42573061
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>>42573405
>>42571049
And with both, their treasured empire collapses out of their power. Poetic, really.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:19:15 PM
No.42573830
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>>42574586
>>42565353
stock market crash probably
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:48:04 PM
No.42574586
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>>42575175
>>42573830
The one back in the 1930s?
>>42510972 (OP)
>Dowser
no way its bowser's relative
>>42575923
Let me guess bowser but blue?
Anonymous
9/17/2025, 2:39:05 AM
No.42578397
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>>42579039
>>42577831
We're talking about what Trixie said.
Anonymous
9/17/2025, 7:45:19 PM
No.42580168
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>>42580641
>>42579556
you can see in the mlp wiki all of her lines dummy
Anonymous
9/17/2025, 10:12:46 PM
No.42580641
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>>42580168
Not all of them like what was said in the thread subject.
Anonymous
9/17/2025, 11:29:45 PM
No.42580903
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>>42581179
>>42571049
nah he didn't win if you look at the reality of the situation
Anonymous
9/18/2025, 12:59:39 AM
No.42581179
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>>42580903
It's not his fault what happened after.
Anonymous
9/18/2025, 6:19:41 AM
No.42581869
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>>42582403
>>42581634
How could you not know one of the best Trixie parts in the show!
Anonymous
9/18/2025, 7:59:09 PM
No.42582846
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>>42583368
>>42582403
THE BEST PART. Didn't you read?!
Anonymous
9/18/2025, 10:27:47 PM
No.42583368
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>>42582846
There are many things that Trixie has. Show me it.
>>42510972 (OP)
Princess Trixie can be my ruler haha
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:54:33 PM
No.42585737
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>>42586126
>>42585392
Yeah I hope she forces you to pay more taxes than everyone else.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 11:02:55 PM
No.42586126
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>>42586616
>>42585737
I would be the royal seat warmer
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:09:26 AM
No.42586616
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>>42586126
unf i'd join in with you without the paying extra taxes part
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:08:56 AM
No.42587186
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>>42587464
>>42585392
So she's a measuring tape? You still doing maths?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 1:31:36 PM
No.42587703
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>>42587983
>>42510972 (OP)
The Greatest and Powerfulest Alicorn Trixie!!!
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:44:32 PM
No.42588307
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>>42588314
>>42510972 (OP)
How does one get to this state
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:41:55 PM
No.42588789
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>>42589288
>>42588314
How. Much. Friendship?!?!
