Thread 42510972

Every time I see trixie I keep on thinking she's about to say either "Bismarck Smells" or "Dowser".

>>42510972 (OP)
shitty fanfic, fuck off.

>>42510972 (OP)
Based fanfic, come on in

>>42510972 (OP)
Average fanfic, stay if you want

it was an okay fanfic

i dont get the reference

>>42511904
me either

>>42511904
>>42512277
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/415985/off-the-mark

>>42512341
thanks

>>42512341
This is quite good

>>42510972 (OP)
>Bismarck
literally who in Equestria

>>42512341
Garbage story from a shitty writer.

>>42512341
Amazing story from a amazing writer.

>>42512341
average story from a average writer.

>>42512341
story from a writer. Wow!

>>42512341
>700k words
>tags: Sex, Human, Trixie
Not going to read this shit

>>42516132
technically the protagonist is a pony

>>42516901
>Ptfg tranny shit
Even less desire to read that slop.

>>42510972 (OP)
>Looks up author
The chakat guy made this? lol, lmao

>>42517092
>No HiEtroon slop
Thank god it's actually good!

>>42516901
Reading the based fimfic ASAP

>>42512341
kino

>>42510972 (OP)
>6 MILLION?!
>There is no way that 6 million griffons were killed over 5 years and now they want reparations?!

>>42512341
Shit

>>42517928
Oy vey. Sounds like Equestria is developing nuclear weapons and needs to be liberated from its tyrannical regime.

>>42512341
Amazing

>>42517928
SHUT EQUESTRIA DOWN NOW! OY VEYYY!

>>42517928
kek

>>42518625
pls do not

>>42519439
Goy...

>>42519745
Are you actually... you know... money sniffer and clipper?

>>42520007
No???

>>42520456
post nose NOW

>>42520731
Fuck off you're never getting my nose pic.

>>42520981
So you've proved my point, coin sniffer.

>>42521428
Stop calling me that shit

worst thread on the site

best thread on the site

average thread on the site

>>42521740
that shit

>>42522489
Ok that made me laugh, hah.

>>42522772
you must have a very low standard to laugh at that then

>>42523098
What jokes do you laugh at then you little bitch?

>>42523373
You.

>>42523894
You've got me beat, darn.

>>42512341
It's alright I suppose

>>42524642
Just. Alright?!

>>42524960
yeah

>>42510972 (OP)
Who's dowser?

>>42525596
A dowser is someone who marks wells

>>42525755
>protagonist is a human turned pony
>Trixie refers to him as some pun variation of mark wells or downer
>Nyx for no goddamn reason appears in the middle of the story
>protagonist becomes an alicorn at the end
Jesus fucking christ, I hate this goddamn fanfic so much like you wouldn't believe

>>42525755
so is it the protagonist's job?

>>42526072
No his name is mark wells. Trixie just loves using different names that sound like his to reference him or uses the name dowser

>>42526146
ok so is Trixie singling him out to bully?

>>42526546
More of a tease than anything
they fuck later in the story if that helps

>>42526562
>spoiler
Ahh, ok now it makes more sense.

>>42510972 (OP)
What do you call that sort of shading in the OP image? Pillow shading?

>>42517238
>HiEtroon
You're just combining letters at random now, remaining yourself is the least troonish action possible

>>42527783
>dude I have to be the same thing on other universe because im special
HiE Sounds pretty troony to me.

>>42527791
>I want to TROOOOONSITION my species and probably sex
>You're the troon tho

>42527796
>HiEtroon is now projecting

>42527812
>HiEtroon is having a meltie because he's mad that I'm not accepting his autistic ass as special
I think someone needs a pacifier for being a utter faggot.

It has nothing to do with "being special" and everything to do with you trying to define words to mean the opposite of their actual meaning, because on their actual meaning, you're a troon

>42527824
>HiEtroon STILL projecting
Little baby came here to shitfling because he's mad of other people's opinion. Lol lmao.

You literally started seething and projecting when somebody shared his opinion that pony TRANSFORMERS are trannies (an obvious truth to anybody using the standard definitions of words).

>42527853
>HiEtroon is still projecting and looking at a mirror
Nobody asked for you to come here and shitfling because I hurt you fee-fees.

>LOL I TROLL YOU
Nah, you trying to projecting being a TROOONSFORMER only makes me laugh
>N-nobody asked you to c-come here
Who asked you to come here and start redefining words to mean the opposite of their actual meanings?

>42527870
>HiEtroon still crying and projecting
Not going to explain anything to you since you're here to be a crybaby over a opinion.

>42527876
>you're here to be a crybaby over a opinion.
Reminder that you got triggered by an obviously correct opinion that pony trooonsformers are trannies

>42527887
>HiEtroon still projecting and crying

>42527891
>HiEtroon still projecting and crying
Also it's really you again? It's sad that you're still living in your mothers basement. Use new material next time.

>again
No idea what incident you're referring to, it's not the first time I've called out pony trooonsformers, but I've never seen a melty quite like yours before, so it probably is the first time we interact

>42527900
>HiEtroon projecting and crying
Vatnik, you have a war against Ukraine. Why don't you join your fellow orks there?

>trooooonsformer supports the tranny side
Of course

>42527916
Why don't you conscript for the army, HiEtroon? Putin is looking for more bodies in the front line and you're unemployed.

I make as much money as a civilian, plus I get to goon to cute mares, so I don't see why I would

Well just in case a drone strikes your apartment, no? Better be in the frontline with a fighting change than to be a statistic when a drone comes for you.

Let's say I'm not too worried about that

You never know, drone warfare is quite unpredictable. Better safe than sorry.

Did you just get banned for posting a thread about the Ukraine on /mlp/ kek

>>42527979
>what is kiwi proxy
we'll be here for a eternity to fight

>>42527383
Some extreme pillow shading, so you're mostly right there.

>>42528475
ur a pillow

>>42528946
That's rude, I'm a really handsome pillow ;(

>>42529185
Sure you are, Ballpark Misspells

>>42530085
You're a cruel one, aren't ye?

>>42531312
You know you love me, Bark Tells.

Lol

>>42525765
Jesus fucking christ, I love this goddamn fanfic so much like you wouldn't believe

>>42525765
Jesus fucking christ, I feel indifferent about this goddamn fanfic so much like you wouldn't believe

>>42531724
What?

>>42510972 (OP)
who is bismark and why is he smelly?

>>42533647
Well a ship is always like that, no?

>>42534159
I think Trixie actually referring to a German Empire noble. Did he go to Equestria as a unicorn when he died somehow???

>>42534778
I hope so.

>>42533647
He just IS.

>>42535965
rude

>>42536300
Of course I am.

>>42528946
No one here can be a pillow, it's impossible.

>>42537612
>he doesn't know

>>42538037
What?

>>42538813
pic related is me lul

>>42539721
could I cuddle with you? haha?

>>42539721
bro is an ikea pillow

>>42540850
I can't believe you called me a IKEA, i'm now going to weep if I had eyes.

>>42539721
how comfy are you?

>>42540458
>>42542146
sorry fags, i'm reserved for the ladies to sleep on me.

>>42542792
Yeah right. I'll find you my sweet pillow and sleep on (You)

>>42543633
faggot

>>42543633
>deleted
Wat

>>42510972 (OP)
Anything else?

>>42542792
>t. gets used by faggots

>>42546326
You're projecting, aren't you?

>>42546664
No.