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Anonymous No.42514869 >>42514875 >>42514974 >>42515746 >>42515799 >>42515902 >>42519818
Human Supremacy
Mare are made for Human Men
Anonymous No.42514872
Based and true
Anonymous No.42514875 >>42514879
>>42514869 (OP)
No, MEN WERE MADE FOR MARES!
Anonymous No.42514879
>>42514875
spbp
i believe in marenism
Anonymous No.42514931 >>42514957
>>42514890
MARED is mare supremacy reserved for Anon getting absolutely steamrolled by POTENT and POWERFUL mares
Anonymous No.42514957 >>42514961
>>42514931
>FOE mare
POTENT and POWERFUL? Yeah, POTENT and POWERFUL mare stink! Ur smelly! go take a BATH stinky!
Anonymous No.42514961
>>42514957
>mare stink
Anonymous No.42514967 >>42514979
All mares deserve a human man
Anonymous No.42514974 >>42518308
>>42514869 (OP)
gastanon gets all the mares
https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2021/1/31/2540916.webm
Anonymous No.42514979 >>42514985 >>42517080
>>42514967
thats a bug
Anonymous No.42514985 >>42515041
>>42514979
Correct
And bugg is for hugg
Anonymous No.42514991
Roach janny finally did something useful
Anonymous No.42515008 >>42519823
Anonymous No.42515032 >>42515037 >>42515287
MARED is better than human supremacy
Here's a list of reasons why
>mares
>annoying HFYfags getting MARED into the dirt
>all women demoted to femcel cat ladies
>mares again
Anonymous No.42515037 >>42515089
>>42515032
i vote for mares in high positions of power!
Anonymous No.42515040 >>42515062 >>42515148 >>42515273
Men are made for men.
Anonymous No.42515041
>>42514985
i will allow it then
Anonymous No.42515062
>>42515040
nigga you gay
Anonymous No.42515089
>>42515037
one sunsetillion votes
Anonymous No.42515148
>>42515040
Human men or men of any species?
Anonymous No.42515246
>tfw BHC isn't a myth
Anonymous No.42515273 >>42515278 >>42515312 >>42515472 >>42529078
>>42515040
Most honest poster accelerating this thread to the point where everyone just admits it's another homoerotic circle-jerk session.
Anonymous No.42515278
>>42515273
I just thought it was funny to write.
Anonymous No.42515287
>>42515032
>>all women demoted to femcel cat ladies
tbf HFY doesn't exclude this
see extreme sexual dimorphism
Anonymous No.42515312 >>42519825 >>42521546
>>42515273
if fantasizing about colorful horses getting claimed by giant human dicks and/or humans getting claimed by tight mare pussies makes you gay then I'm a huge fag
Anonymous No.42515472
>>42515273
ok homo, no need to inform us you are a faggot
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Anonymous No.42515746 >>42515753 >>42515756 >>42520538
>>42514869 (OP)
We are like animals/beasts for them. Engaging in a romantic or sexual relationship with an animal/beast is probably banned in Equestria. It would be considered bestiality.
Anonymous No.42515753
>>42515746
Nah it's cool, it literally has 'best' in the name.
Anonymous No.42515756 >>42515767 >>42515895 >>42515991
>>42515746
Equestria already has other sentient animals in it. Humans wouldn't be bestiality, we'd be xenophilia.
Anonymous No.42515767 >>42515887
>>42515756
>Ay' Tone! Ya hear bout these horny lil technicolor horses?
>I heard they're all xenophilic...dat means racist, right?
Anonymous No.42515799
>>42514869 (OP)
We already knew that.
Anonymous No.42515887
>>42515767
jej
Anonymous No.42515895 >>42515901 >>42515905
>>42515756
Name one interspecies couple
Anonymous No.42515901 >>42516062
>>42515895
Spike crushes on Rarity all the time, and no one in the show reacts in a way to imply that's on par with bestiality, it's just treated as a child crushing on an adult. I'm pretty sure there's also a cat person in the move who Rarity was craving his dick.
Anonymous No.42515902
>>42514869 (OP)
ponybois just CANT compete!
Anonymous No.42515905 >>42515918 >>42516062
>>42515895
Fluttershy and Discord, Twilight and Sunset lust after a human boy, Sandbar and Yona, the existence of hybrid creatures like griffons, minotaurs, and centaurs, Spike and Gabby.
Anonymous No.42515918 >>42515921
>>42515905
Hybrids in a magic world does not mean they were cross bred at any point.
Anonymous No.42515921 >>42515924 >>42515933
>>42515918
Where does the show say this? Unless specified otherwise, they were created the same way the ponies were: sex.
Anonymous No.42515924 >>42515929
>>42515921
The show never says that natural-born alicorns aren't a hybrid between pegasi and unicorns but that's obviously bullshit.
Anonymous No.42515929
>>42515924
What does that have to do with anything I said?
Anonymous No.42515933 >>42515947 >>42515951
>>42515921
So it should be easy to show hybrids in canon that came from crossbreeding, like mentioning their parents.
Anonymous No.42515947 >>42515953
>>42515933
Mules exist. They're canon.
Anonymous No.42515951
>>42515933
Hinnies and mules are canon.
Anonymous No.42515953 >>42515964
>>42515947
Non-mythical backpedal, and their parents are never shown.
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Anonymous No.42515964 >>42515972
>>42515953
I'm not the same anon who mentioned mythical animals. Why do they have to be mythical in the first place? And why are you so hung up on seeing the parents? Are you going to say the mule somehow has two pony parents?
Anonymous No.42515969
>>42515960
Nooooo y-you humanfag HiEcels can't keep getting away with it reee
Anonymous No.42515972 >>42515981
>>42515964
No. I'm saying Equestria is created, you I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE faggot. You are arguing points of evolution, you're not even in the same playbook as Faust.
Anonymous No.42515981 >>42515986 >>42515987
>>42515972
My nigga, this conversation was about whether or not an interspecies relationship would be considered bestiality. Wtf are you on about?
Anonymous No.42515986 >>42515991
>>42515981
That has absolutely nothing to do with the current conversation, you are severely autistic.
Anonymous No.42515987 >>42515991
>>42515981
Never try arguing with PTFGtards. Let this be a lesson.
Anonymous No.42515991 >>42515994
>>42515986
See>>42515756
>>42515987
Yea, the more I see this guy the more incoherent he becomes. I really hope that entire general isn't like this.
Anonymous No.42515994
>>42515991
>His brain lags 2 hours behind
Holy fwuark
Anonymous No.42516062 >>42516119 >>42516126
>>42515901
>>42515905
>Spike and Rarity
Keep daydreaming darling~
>Twilight and Sunset
While being turned into a human
>Sandbar and Yona
Yona turned herself into a pony
>the existence of hybrid creatures like griffons, minotaurs, and centaurs
Not exactly
>Spike and Gabby
Children

Not a single couple and closest ones have nuances.
Anonymous No.42516119 >>42516126
>>42516062
>Yona turned herself into a pony
Did she really?
Anonymous No.42516126 >>42516220 >>42516235
>>42516062
The human transformation only changed their bodies, not their minds. Twilight still feels attraction to him after being turned back into a pony.
>>42516119
No.
Anonymous No.42516220 >>42516234
>>42516126
My nigga she started looking at pony flash immediately when she got back. That human attraction was superficial at best
Anonymous No.42516234 >>42516238
>>42516220
She never makes any moves on pony flash because she liked human flash dumbass.
Anonymous No.42516235
>>42516126
>The human transformation only changed their bodies, not their minds. Twilight still feels attraction to him after being turned back into a pony.
Bruh. Hormones are those things that make you arouse by watching an arse. The most intriguing fact is that your mind triggers some hormones when you watch something remotely similar to your species arse. Case in point, a TDM arse. That's what they do to your body and MIND. However, despite you feel like you are doing something good, it doesn't mean it's morally right.
Anonymous No.42516238 >>42516241
>>42516234
Pure copium. It was just hasbro's heavy hand of keeping the IPs separate.
Anonymous No.42516241 >>42516243
>>42516238
Twilight craves BHC, coper.
Anonymous No.42516243 >>42516248
>>42516241
An extra load of copium isn't going to change it being more than copium
Anonymous No.42516248 >>42516252
>>42516243
YWNBAP
Anonymous No.42516252 >>42516256
>>42516248
>It's another butt-baby rage episode
Anonymous No.42516256 >>42516259
>>42516252
Human on pony is board culture, newfag.
Anonymous No.42516259 >>42516263
>>42516256
Do you always throw tantrums when you get faced with a reality you don't like?
Anonymous No.42516263 >>42516278
>>42516259
>Goes into human on pony thread
>Seethes vehemently
I think I should be asking you that, tourist.
Anonymous No.42516278 >>42516280
>>42516263
If you expect to be placated for tantrums then you have arrested development
Anonymous No.42516280 >>42516283
>>42516278
>Made a new thread to cope
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHH LMAO SOMEONES HAVING A MELTIEEEE
Anonymous No.42516283
>>42516280
Nope not me. Besides you already admitted this thread was made as tantrum.
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Anonymous No.42516814 >>42518658
>>42516786
HiE scenario is the best reason to work on your body
if it doesn't motivate you, i'll confiscate your ticket and sell it on ebay
Anonymous No.42516975 >>42520557
All human men care about is big fat plots if you ain't got a zigger sized derriere you'll never be impaled by BHC
Anonymous No.42517080 >>42517098
>>42514979
if it looks like a mare, walks like a mare, & quacks like a mare, i'd say its a mare
Anonymous No.42517098
>>42517080
mare don't quack, they are quacks
Anonymous No.42517124 >>42517329
Cringe and fake
Anonymous No.42517192
based and true, keep making threads like these to make trannies mad
Anonymous No.42517329 >>42517664
>>42517124
Twilight canonically fucks humans
Anonymous No.42517664 >>42517698
>>42517329
With her canon marecock
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>>42517664
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>>42514974
Easily the best thread to come out of /mlp/ that year. A true celebration of all of us here that make up "Anon".
Anonymous No.42518441 >>42518446 >>42519779
Race traitors
Anonymous No.42518446
>>42518441
It pisses me off that they don't have nostrils
Anonymous No.42518658
>>42516814
This.
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>>42518441
the clown nose stay ON during sex
Anonymous No.42519818
>>42514869 (OP)
It's kinda the other way around. HMD was made for mares.
Anonymous No.42519823
>>42515008
Having hands to pet pone is so important to me.
Anonymous No.42519825 >>42519920
>>42515312
What is miss Harshwhinny doing?
Anonymous No.42519920
>>42519825
Enjoying the apes smell before it gets covered up by mare juices.
Anonymous No.42520264 >>42520279 >>42520284 >>42521170 >>42522563
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>>42520264
Kino Life
Anonymous No.42520283
Only HUMAN MEN can survive the deathly stench of marefart.
Anonymous No.42520284
>>42520264
>Pony Titans GO
Anonymous No.42520538
>>42515746
Fluttershy isn't in jail, though.
Anonymous No.42520557
>>42516975
How the heck am I supposed to fuck when the thing is flying all over the place??!. Stand still!!!
Anonymous No.42520804 >>42521148
Anonymous No.42521148 >>42521523
>>42520804
cute
Anonymous No.42521170
>>42520264
BASED
Anonymous No.42521523
>>42521148
Anonymous No.42521546
>>42515312
>Giant human dicks
Yeah you're a homo
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Anonymous No.42522563 >>42522831
>>42520264
mane 6 with pl manes are perfect
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>>42522563
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Anonymous No.42522952 >>42522959
>>42522936
Aren't they just degrading themselves saying these things to him? It's like a fag calling a fag a fag.
Anonymous No.42522959 >>42522962
>>42522952
Humans are the only sentient race in our world, so there's really no equivalent social interaction to compare a member of one sentient race teasing a member of another sentient race about having a fetish for the speaker's race.
Also, I wish it said "marelester" instead of "mare fricker", it sounds too much like "horse fucker"
Anonymous No.42522962 >>42522967 >>42522978 >>42523033
>>42522959
>Humans are the only sentient race in our world, so there's really no equivalent social interaction to compare a member of one sentient race teasing a member of another sentient race about having a fetish for the speaker's race.
It's also worth saying that they're presumably aware of the fact that humans have a social taboo around the concept and are teasing (You) for ignoring that taboo, even though they obviously approve.
Anonymous No.42522967
>>42522962
True, considering she's pointing the goods at him.
Anonymous No.42522978 >>42523033
>>42522962
regarding the taboo teasing, i've seen an art work of lyra (iirc) telling anon he's a zoophile in a sexual way and i don't know how to search for it on a booru
anyone has it, perchance?
Anonymous No.42523033 >>42523043 >>42523745
>>42522962
>It's also worth saying that they're presumably aware of the fact that humans have a social taboo around the concept and are teasing (You) for ignoring that taboo, even though they obviously approve.
I guess a human analogue would be a black girl teasing a white racist by calling him a "chocolate addict"
>>42522978
>art work of lyra (iirc) telling anon he's a zoophile in a sexual way
Hot
Anonymous No.42523043
>>42523033
>pic
yeah i look like th-
>child
nevermind
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Anonymous No.42523728 >>42523733 >>42523740 >>42523933 >>42524524 >>42524537 >>42524728
>>42523703
it's kind of silly to draw the muscular handsome man with more detail than the beautiful mare
Anonymous No.42523733
>>42523728
because mares don't need details to be beautiful
Anonymous No.42523740 >>42523754
>>42523728
>blah blah blah anoncel bad u bad humen bad
Anonymous No.42523745
>>42523033
Why stop at one GF?
Anonymous No.42523754
>>42523740
you're the one saying that. if you insist
Anonymous No.42523933
>>42523728
To be fair, it's sort of from Pinkie's perspective.
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>>42523728
Wow it's almost as if that's part of the joke or something
Anonymous No.42524537 >>42525201
>>42523728
Sunibee draws unironic homoshit, you're surprised a furry would be a faggot?
Anonymous No.42524728
>>42523703
>>42523728
looks like a muscular girl with chest hair
Anonymous No.42525095 >>42525132
Anonymous No.42525132 >>42525201 >>42525480
>>42525095
This board is particularly gay today. What is going on?
Anonymous No.42525201 >>42525674
>>42525132
>>42524537
Are you anons this self conscious? Do you hate your bodies so much that your envy of any muscular or /fit/ man makes you rage? What's wrong with you?
You dont eve. Have to be gay to 'mire, you dumb faggots
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Anonymous No.42525480 >>42525513
>>42525132
>he doesn't know that strong is beautiful
baka
Anonymous No.42525482
I don't think ponies would approve of this kind of talk.
Anonymous No.42525513 >>42525667
>>42525480
>An average house cat...
Anonymous No.42525667 >>42525713
>>42525513
they're powerful
Anonymous No.42525674 >>42525729
>>42525201
>Sharty truncated cock-loving typing style
Now it makes sense
Anonymous No.42525713 >>42525756
>>42525667
I know this is off topic, but fuck it. I still lose it thinking about how someone made that house cat comic in a thread, and then like the next week Itagaki had the condom chapter, as if he saw the thread making jokes about his narration style and though "Oho, you think that's outlandish? Check THIS shit out!"
Anonymous No.42525729 >>42525734
>>42525674
What part of that post was even remotely "sharty"
Anonymous No.42525734
>>42525729
He seems to think the sharty is the first to shorten words.
Anonymous No.42525756
>>42525713
the filling of that condom reminds me of my desire to fill mares with my human seed
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Anonymous No.42527110
>>42527105
This is why I lift
Anonymous No.42527210 >>42527479
>>42527105
Do ziggas really?
Anonymous No.42527479 >>42527845 >>42529559
>>42527210
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Anonymous No.42527845
>>42527479
i like it when the anon speaks in ponish
Anonymous No.42528642 >>42529559
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>>42515273
You're the only one bringing up homes here, homo
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>>42527479
>>42527833
>>42528642
wtf I love ziggers now
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Anonymous No.42531172 >>42531669 >>42531915
>tfw my stupid body is hobbit size
Welp I don't think I can get any mares
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Anonymous No.42531669 >>42532164
>>42531172
It'd be less intimidating, really. Some ponies would be more comfortable around a smaller human.
Anonymous No.42531915
>>42531172
Being tall sucks. People always ask you to do things or ask you how tall you are.
Anonymous No.42532164
>>42531669
Well, they are little ponies.
Anonymous No.42532476 >>42537332
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>>42532834
Hands full of shit
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Anonymous No.42533571 >>42534227
>>42530100
Supremely cute.
Anonymous No.42534227
>>42533571
Agreed.
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Anonymous No.42535864 >>42536411 >>42536494
if you want to become /fit/ in equestria. hit up bulk biceps. I have a feeling he's the only pony who actually knows how to make protein powder.
if he's your lifting buddy you might get some at a discount!
Anonymous No.42536004
>>42530100
Herdniggers do not go to equestia
Anonymous No.42536010
Bump.
Anonymous No.42536411
>>42535864
This.
Anonymous No.42536491
>>42522488
Great primordial alicorns this is cursed
Anonymous No.42536494 >>42536842 >>42537739
>>42535864
>waiting until you're already innaEquestria to get /fit/
NGMI
Anonymous No.42536842 >>42537243
>>42536494
This dork's sentiment is right.
Live your life like you might meet a pony at any moment. Take care of yourselves anons
Anonymous No.42537243
>>42536842
Based.
Anonymous No.42537332
>>42532476
Aftercare is going to be crazy good with this Rarity
Anonymous No.42537739 >>42539026
>>42536494
To be fair, Equestria would provide plenty of raw opportunities to get /fit/.
Anonymous No.42538067 >>42540443
Anonymous No.42538773
>ctrl+f [Deleted
>67
Anonymous No.42539026 >>42539145 >>42539801 >>42539884
>>42537739
Nigga, get /fit/ NOW. You're not going to suddenly develop the necessary discipline and mental fortitude to be /fit/ when you show up in Equestria. That's something that has to be earned through tedious, tiring effort. Start lifting, NOW
Anonymous No.42539145
>>42539026
I must become built like broly so I can bridal carry celestia
Anonymous No.42539801
>>42539026
Never said you shouldn't get /fit/ now.
Anonymous No.42539884 >>42540005
>>42539026
>he still thinks effort gets you anything in life
lol
lmao
Luck is the only thing that matters
Anonymous No.42540005 >>42540370 >>42540439
>>42539884
okay faggot, while you are wallowing in your self pity at not being born as chad. I'm going to lift untill I can carry celestia big juicy flanks to our bedroom and then make love to her.
Anonymous No.42540370
>>42540005
Solid goal.
Anonymous No.42540439 >>42540795
>>42540005
okay gymcel
Anonymous No.42540443 >>42540459
>>42538067
>Brown skin
>Unedited
Anonymous No.42540459
>>42540443
What?
Anonymous No.42540795
>>42540439
He doesn't sound very celibate.
Anonymous No.42541633 >>42541644
Bump.
Anonymous No.42541644
>>42541633
I don't think you actually think there's discussion worth having in this thread.
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