Thread 42518427

>You get to Equestria but every pony has the opposit gender but not only that... you are mare now.
What you do?

I'd get help with either turning back into what I really am or getting back home. If both are impossible I'd be pretty miserable.

>>42518427 (OP)
kill op for being a faggot

>>42518427 (OP)
I don't have autogynephila so I'd be upset

>>42518427 (OP)
I'd bang them all and marry the first one to successfully put a baby in me.

>>42518427 (OP)
I let them rape me. is that what you want to hear OP?
That characters I like became twisted versions of themselves to abuse me like a fucktoy while i dissociate from being in a body i don't want?
do you want a 5 part greentext of gang rape of me too you flaming faggot.

>>42518492
Getting a little tsundere with it, calm down.

>>42518497
No i'm upset, I'm being gangraped

>>42518492
>do you want a 5 part greentext of gang rape of me too you flaming faggot
Well, as long as you're offering, yes.

Goddamn genderbent Applejack is a hunk. Appulfags, I kneel

>>42518427 (OP)
>become villain
>steal powerful artifacts
>cast world wide gender swapping spell just as mane 6 where about to stop me
>all surprised that they are still alive and not dead
>rape twilight

>>42518427 (OP)
It's not ideal, but it would still be an improvement over my current shitty life. I'll accept it.

>>42518427 (OP)
I would do something that would make OP look straight by comparison.

>>42518612
the last one wouldn't happen but I could see that being a joke moment for a BBEG
>huh?

>>42518427 (OP)
I would definitely shack up with flutterguy who can do a completely girly tone voice for me and also in exchange i can help him be more manly which he probably has a complex about, plus we'd live near nature and he's a weeb like me.

I'd make it a personal goal to break king chrysalis into our group so all four of us (gleaming) could play Sword world and chryssalis could help me make anime kitmods of hyperspace hyperwars inbetween his increasingly self destructive and inane planes to conquer equestria. the goal is for everyone to treat him like bowser from mario.

>>42518783
>who can do a completely girly tone voice
Anon...

>>42518809
its r63 fluttershy who can do baritone, it checks out.

>Cheese Sandwich is now a mare who sounds like Weird Al trying to sound like a girl
Thoughts?

>>42518427 (OP)
I want Rainbow Blitz to cum inside me.

>>42518427 (OP)
Hide thread after this reply. Good bye, otherworldly tf horrors thread.

>>42518427 (OP)
>What you do?

Seek out Queen Sombra and dyke it up on some evil pussy and ass.

>>42519206
Blitz would probably be the worst lay. He'd skip the foreplay, hump you for 30 seconds, then roll over and fall asleep.

>>42519268
Some anons want exactly that.

>>42518427 (OP)
Sit on twilight's cock

>>42519192
Fuck it, would.

>>42519268
Plot twist: he can make any mare cum in 30 seconds.

>>42518427 (OP)
I have no clue what swapped Trixie would be called, but I'm hanging around Trix and seeing how much free shit I can get by just feeding his ego.

>>42518427 (OP)
Work at sweet apple acres and have sex with genderbent big mac or die trying

>>42518427 (OP)
Get railed by r63 applejack after that, maybe getting married

>>42518427 (OP)
Run.

>>42519582
R63 Big Mac is pretty hot, true.

Stallionpity bump

>>42520440
wow! stallionpity!

sex with butterscotch unf
https://ponepaste.org/11317

>>42518434
>mindbroken by the board

>>42518683
This is the only acceptable answer.

If you can't love your waifu when you're both in different, but still compatible, forms, you don't belong in Equestria.

If this is what you explicitly desire you also don't belong in Equestria. Only those who hold no special convictions on this topic can pass heaven's gate.

>>42520440
love this pic

>>42518492
>do you want a 5 part greentext of gang rape of me too you flaming faggot.
yes

>>42520780
Anon, there's nothing wrong with being genuinely uncomfortable with the idea of being a different gender. The vast majority of people on Earth feel that way, that's not a political position.

>>42521283
NTA but yes it is.

>>42518492
I mean, yes, I want, but I'd prefer a green of you being gangraped by mares, ngl

>>42518427 (OP)
Find Gleaming Shield and plap the fuck out of her. Yes I read the spoiler. Still doing it.

>>42521312
this anon is a lesbian

>>42521692
I'm not gonna start liking dick just cause OPs stupid scenario changes me physically. Unless it also changes me mentally which is basically ego death and means my opinion beforehand has no meaning cause that me will be dead.
In short, OP is a giant faggot and I want to fuck Gleaming.

>>42521312
>Become a futa
Unf based

>>42518482
What if you have sextuplets?

>>42521711
You already are liking what you just said.

>>42518492
yes please

>>42518492
WHEN?

>>42520757
As a Flutterchad I am extremely biased, however I think that if her R63 version kept her personality, I could deal with having sex with her and only her while being Anonmare without psychological torment, because her personality is so quintessentially feminine.
My preferences go like this: Anon + Fluttershy >>>>> Anonstallion + Fluttershy >>>> Anonmare + Butterscotch >>>>>>>> Remaining separate from her.

>>42522203
Again in English?

>>42523184
It is in english.

>>42518492
>didnt make it
lame faggot you are

>Be me
>Anon
>Now Anonmare
>Living in ponyville after being spat out by some puckered wormhole and transformed
>Spend a few days innawoods surviving, figuring out how to walk
>Meet Zecorey.
>Male zebra.
>speaks in rhymes.
>Realise I'm in the evil r63 version of pony world.

Bubble Berry and his Monster-can cock can have his way with my marehood.

The seethe that this concept causes is delicious.

So many insecure mfs.

>>42518427 (OP)
I don't know find a job, buy a house, buy used games off button, make a life for myself

>>42524181
>not being preoccupied with the opposite gender 24/7
you are too normal for /mlp/

>>42524179
Most people aren't trannies, I don't know why you're surprised people have reservations about having an involuntary sex change

>>42524179
The knowledge that their devotion to their waifus would crumble as soon as those waifus became husbandos and that there are other anons out there who would stay solid is just too much for them to bear.

>>42524353
>would you go gay for your r63'd waifu?
Now we're asking the real questions.

>>42519268
>have to be on receiving end of bad sex
Is this what troonanons really want?

>>42519346
>become mare
>have hair trigger pussy
Oh man. I would slut it out so bad.

>>42520792
>you don't love unless blah blah blah
Fuck this. If your waifu turned into a pile of repulsive shit would you kiss her?

>>42521283
>not a political position
>meanwhile gender debates rage on
Yes it's political you fuckwit

>>42524191
The Stallion I want to fellate is now a mare. What's worse is now I'm a mare so I can't even pleasure myself without being disgusted. Like I said I make the best of a bad situation and hope I live a short life.

>>42524359
I'm so gay I would go gay for YOUR r63 waifu.

>>42524391
That's the funny thing, anon. You wouldn't have to.

>>42524295
>t-tranny!
Mindbroken

>>42524378
So you only love her for her body, is that what you're saying? Because I'm pretty sure that's what you're saying.

No wonder you enjoy the "these mares fuck human men" meme so much. You just want to bang as many mares as possible because they give you a boner, you don't really care about them at all.

>>42524353
BRVTAL TRVTH NVKE
>BRVTAL TRVTH NVKE
BRVTAL TRVTH NVKE
>BRVTAL TRVTH NVKE

>>42524381
Most people who support trans rights would be heavily distraught if their gender was forcibly swapped. Most people who hate trannies would be heavily distraught if their gender was forcibly swapped. That is not a political position.

>>42524396
>Stupid chud, just because I want to change my sex doesn't make me a transsexual!
Whatever helps you cope

>>42524412
So if she becomes a rotting pile of garbage you must love her

>>42524359
Except it wouldn't be gay anymore. I would rather go gay then lose my dick

>thread about being transported to a completely different universe and turned into a completely different species
>everything is fine
>also opposite gender
>oh no this is the worst thing that could happen
I fail to see how the r63 part would be more than a minor inconvenience.

To answer the OP question: Learn the names in that world I guess

>>42525023
>fail to see
That's because you're gay

>>42525023
Both would be bad for me, personally. Different people have different self-identities though, you might just not have a strong attachment to your body or your sex.

10/10 ragebait thread

>>42525411
It's so easy.

>>42524579
>heavily distraught
Nigga are you for real

>>42518427 (OP)
Live in isolation.

>>42521919
That's not how pregnancy works... That just means one of them got him pregnant with six foals.

>>42519268
Based Blitz.

>>42527642
>ooooh noo woe is me I can't live without muh dick ;_;
You sure do sound like a woman already.

Based troll[/spoiler thread

>>42528091
Waiter, this bait is too low quality! I require the higher taste of bait to my reply!

>>42528202
you don't deserve such bait.