Thread 42523323

GollyFag Edition

We are currently auctioning the final ticket to the Mare Charter Day Cruise!
The auction closes on September 2nd so get in while you can!
If you would like to know more, please visit the link here:
https://www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticketing/a-ticket-to-the-mare-charter-day-cruise

>What?
Mare Fair is a convention for Adult Fans of My Little Pony
>Where
We will be hosting our con at the Rosen Center in Orlando Florida
>When?
This year! September 5th-7th

If you'd like to reach us about any questions you may have or for any other reason, please feel free to visit our contact page at:

>Marefair.org/contact
Marefair.org/contact
>Marefair.org/contact

Any and all official announcements will be posted on our website, social media, or within these threads

Official threads will be posted by one of these tripcodes:

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thanks gollyfag!

fuck you gollyfag you little sissy, the next time you go to sleep ill rape your cute ASS bitch HNGHHH

GollyFag for senior staff for Mare Fair 26!! \oco/

>>42523323 (OP)
Kek, this should be good

shining armor buildabear anon where are you

How many of you are going to show up in mask + suit combo?

Driving Idaho to Orlando. see you fags in a few hours

>>42523377
Not on day 1

>>42517626
Thanks guys, slept well for the first night here at the convention hotel. Plushies, food, and soap have safely arrived, needing only one spare tire change along the way. Should probably get that tire fixed sometime today.
If anyone is awake I'll be out in the lobby somewhere with my anon plush.

One hour with a sleep mask: LET'S GET BACK TO WERK SONNY
>Captcha: crisis AVERTD

>>42523377
>glasses
Not me

Driving Pretoria to Orlando, see you fags in a few hours

In case you missed last thread's """"leak""""
https://u.pone.rs/htkdmsqm.mp4

>>42523457
hanging out in the lobby at the moment. Cellphone seems to not want to use the SIM card, so I effectively have no communication other than my laptop now.
Who is going out for breakfast?

>>42523323 (OP)
Buy an ad

>>42523381
>>42523421
>>42523457
>>42523473
>>42523533
I’m jealous of all you people who are already there or are leaving now. I’m not gonna be there until Thursday myself. Really wish I could hang out with some friends at the hotel and shit. I love you all. I’m so nervous and excited to finally be making friends again.

I’m sorry to Season 1 Twilight that I failed so hard at this for so long. I hope I’m finally going to make you proud. But to Season 9 Twilight: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42523541
Driving Melbourne to Orlando, see you fags in a few hours

>>42523533
I'm finally up if you're still around anon

Potluck anon (and poorfags), I'm about to cook 8.5 lbs of Carnitas. Hopefully nobody leaves me hanging

>>42523542
Driving Sea of Tranquility to Orlando, see you fags in a few hours

My reaction to not being at the hotel several days early and missing meeting lots of my new friends early instead of just meeting them “on time.”

>>42523565
Driving Olympus Mons to Orlando, see you fags in a few hours

>>42523587
Driving Ganymede to Orlando, see you fags in a few hours

Euro group is taking off

>>42523595
Driving Canterlot to Orlando, see you fags in a few hours

oh shit, shes gonna say the gamer word

>>42523574
No rush faggot, there will be plenty of time to make out no matter when you arrive.

>>42523596
Its gonna be like the plane scene in World War Z, but with the passengers turning into fillies instead of zombies

>>42523597
Driving Andromeda to Orlando, see you fags in a few hours

I have once again come to fruitlessly ask for somebody to sell me their twiggy, you can trust me, I will feed her occasionally when she isnt cutting off my toes for snacks cellybestpone@gmail.com

>>42523553
what room? do you need any help?

>>42523612
Room? I'm still at home, leaving tomorrow

>>42523615
When will you be arriving? I’m there Thursday at noon.

>>42523628
Likely arriving similar time. Will be leaving from Louisiana on Thurs (meeting/staying with frens) at around 3-4am

>>42523651
Cool! I’d be down to try some Carnitas! Is there really going to be a potluck?

>>42523517
i cant believe john marefair would do this

>>42523517
>mimosa talks like Stamper
I love it

>>42523611
do you want a 4de twigger? i have a few lying around here

Are there any gun ranges near the Orlando International Airport? In Orlando and need something to do

>>42523655
Hopefully. At least one other anon was talking about wanting to arrange one, and at the very least I'm gonna find out what the "best" local place has to show for and do a side-by-side comparison

>>42523517
actual fucking slop kikery. retribution will be had this month

>>42523517
I actually jerked off to the farting bit.

>>42523690
I appreciate the offer, but I want the gremlin in particular

>>42523732
>jpg
I fucking hate glimmerniggers so fucking much.

>>42523599
MISS ZEG'US GET DOWN

>>42523606
Driving Orlando to Orlando, see you fags in a few hours

>>42523747
Got what you need anon. Unfortunately she's been sitting in the open in my room for quite a while. Sending you an email if you're interested in me giving it to you. Regardless I'll bring it for if you ever change your mind.

>>42523747
I've banned mine from coming, she went furry

>>42523783
>seafood on a flight

THREAD WITH LESS GOLLY

>>42523775
>>42523775
>>42523775

>>42523798
Try tried award

Somebody's gonna hurt someone before the night is through, somebody's gonna come undone there's nothin' we can do.

>>42523807
still salty about ancient ass tf2 drama. kys.

>>42523517
so kino its one of these moments that you realize you shouldn't change the past otherwise it would have never led to this moment

>>42523832
OH GOD HE GOT A PADDLE

>>42523807
Mald more, faggot

>>42523813
I'd check genius lyrics but I'm blazing through Texas right now. Song?

>>42523795
based staff

>>42523783
>Copenhagan
>Cope enhagan
>Cope Van Haven
So thats where the Cope Vans are parked....

>>42523769
I've sent a reply anon, hope to see her soon, I'll be sure to bring ankle protection

>>42523861
cute

Is the cope van running today? I'm landing at about 17:40

I wasn't able to reply in the last thread because it got archived, but I'd like to thank Mr. Cope Van for accepting my Thursday request on such short notice

bump

>>42523795
THREAD WITH MORE GOLLY

>>42523323 (OP)
>>42523323 (OP)
>>42523323 (OP)

spill some details, we getting custom room keys this year?

Oh no

>>42525778
That wasn't directed at (you), it was in response to the idea that this thread hasn't yet served it's purpose.

Oh no

Let's fly. 10 hours until Orlando

>>42527282
Into LA

>MY CONVENTION SHOULD BE A HOUSE OF MARES
>BUT YOU HAVE MADE IT A DEN OF FURRIES
>GET OUT

https://youtu.be/WjR6nHhc6Rg?t=78

>>42527321
DAMMIT
>tfw the anti-furry picket-signs are still in the barn

boomer meetup
I bought a 30 pack of Monster zero sugar. Show up (time and place tbd) in your cargo shorts, New Balances, and sunglasses and we'll do a boomer march around the convention while sipping keto friendly energy drank and reminiscing about the good ol days

Hey fags post more pictures of the road, plain, train, whatever too feel like I'm with all of you please

only two more hours of work and then I get ready for the trip.
hard to believe it's already the third one...
MF3 is go.

i have been off the board for 3 months. what recent memes do i need to know before i go to mare fair

>>42527612
_________________________lurk more__________________________________________

>>42527612
Paddle pop anon

>>42523359
Here

>>42527802
Still trying to figure out how much you are asking for it so I know if I'm committed or not

>>42527612
Lindgorp.

>>42528193
55

How would one go about selling an mppp Ary (still wrapped)
And how much would one pay

>>42528532
$14.88

>>42528532
Tell potential customers you have more plushies you can't display

>>42523870
Eagles, “Heartache Tonight”

And so, the final stretch begins

>>42528532
You would email me at j63261670@gmail.com and we can organize something asap if you want

>>42529947
the final stretch of your asshole lol

>>42523323 (OP)
>Forgot about the new ID requirements until after I got my plane tickets
Road trip it is.

On my plane now
Shout out to the anon that grunted at me when I walked up and said mares! I hope you getcha some coffee friend

>>42528532
I would love to buy this

This thread is now the Official Backup Thread that everyone should keep using, since the staff takes forever to post new “Official” official ones.

AAAAAAAA
I CAN'T STOP POOPING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>42530136
Precisely why I kept bumping it. Almost to Florida

>>42527574
Here, have a News Channel 13 travel store

>>42530157
Need a diaper?

>>42530235
the funkin dude on the right lol

>>42530308
Hes wondering why anon took off his pants

I wish I could go
nigsfailia is just too far away

>>42523756
Well you're lucky I'm not going this year than, as a punishment to myself for not achieving anything i said i would.

Next year though? You might be seeing THE Glimmerfartflag in the flesh. I live an hour away from MF, just keep that in mind.

>>42530342
come now

>>42530346
I can't. If I want now with the mindset I have, I wouldn't be able to enjoy myself at all. I'd be like that wojak standing in the corner at a party.

>>42523323 (OP)
does anyone have any plans to see Moon Man at McDonalds? I brought my car so I can drive anons there

>>42530350
yes you can, you're just in a state of mind where you get off on defeatism

I think the glimmernigger is in the room next to me. All night, I heard what could only be described as "mare brap white noise"

>>42529993
>>42530114
Bid war now

>>42530334
Nice. Cropped a bit more

>>42530350
>>42530360
This. Nothing will cheer you up like making frens.

about to catch my first flight. i have a fear of heights

>>42530392
Just close your eyes bro

>>42530392
If anything goes wrong, just remember, you'll be isekai'd ro Equestria

>>42530398
Don't tell him that!
>>42530392
Anon, if you crash the plane with no survivors, at least wait until you're on your way home

>>42530392
As long as you're not in the window seat it shouldn't matter. Just pretend it's a big bus.

>>42530398
>isekai'd
oh no bro...

>>42523377
I'm too invested in my hank hill cosplay

>>42530392
You'd be suprised how many pilots are actually afraid of heights too

>>42530350
I'm traveling all the way from San Francisco even though I don't even really wanna be there, just supporting the cause. you owe it to us, glimmerbrapfag.

Over/under on hospitalizations is 2.5 this year, what do we have?

>>42530382
why it says 'cream' on starlight's hair

>>42523377
I'll only be doing the sleeves and suit since it's too fucking hot for the mask

>>42530235
Neat I love TV stuff

Anons got told off for covering their faces in the lobby

I escaped Germany over this shit

>>42530442
Literal fascism

the people at the airport don't know there are horses in my bag

>>42530442
REALLY?? FUCK. Only a handful of anons know what I lool like and thats preferrable

Is there any information about the MareVan this year???

>>42530462
It's gone anon. Only the cope van remains.

What time is the badge pickup?

Parallel van driving

Catsa and customs took 10 minutes
Mare fair here I come

>>42530519
What rental company do you use for the vans? How much does it cost?

I am not attending unfortunately, but there will be 4 mares representing me in a sense. There will be at least 6 life-sizes of mine to see, but MF mascot mares are probably the most important to see, especially those faux fur braids on Mimosa. Have fun! Especially to my dear patrons that are attending!

I'm at MCO now. I landed in the building with C terminals. Where do I go to get on the cope van?

They put a NAACP conference at the rosen at the same time as a ponycon

>>42530695
Dude I feel they had to do that on purpose. Black supremacists put with autistic horsefuckers.

What bag claim do I go to to cope? This is a huge airport

>>42530695
>>42530730
Someone is gonna say nigger, I can feel it

>>42530777
Jesus trips confirm

Any MTG anons around and want to play commander?

Also, I have pokemon emerald with a link cable, and pokemon soulsilver + pokewalker if anybody wants to trade something during the con lmao.

>>42530844
>Emerald
>Soulsilver
>Link cable trading
How can you be so based anon, I would have brought my ds and gba if I knew

>>42530844
holy shit I brought emerald

>>42530777
Someone already did.

>>42530374
Id go to an Aryanne auction for Aryanne and Aryanne accessories

>>42531358
Florida Fascon

Incoming raid from the other site that likes skibidi toilet (i do too but like mares too)

>>42531509
*crickets*

To the anons I have promised your own lil anon filly faggot adoption are you ready to enter the lobby to claim them? They are rowdy and bothering me.

>>42531138
I have a little chikorita plush on my backpack, find me and I'll trade you something fun.

>>42531074
I mentioned it many many threads ago but nobody seemed interested.

Posting again because there are two fucking threads.

This was Rarity's first flight. She was nervous, so she spent most of the time in my bag.

>>42530392
I was last year, since it was my first flight too, but it was worth it. Going flying's also a good way to kill your fear of death.

dashie unf

>>42532239
scary! is rarity okay now???

To whoever gave everyone in line at registration squeakers... I hope you get cancer.

>>42532276
Yes, she's sleeping in my bag right now, but I may wake her up for the next flight. It depends on whether I'm lucky enough to get a window seat again without asking.

>>42530690
Gotta go back upstairs, across to A terminal, then to baggage claim 11
I heard on the other thread that the next cope van pickup is at 8pm

Looking for onaholes to borrow you can watch me use it if you want too. Doesn't matter what character.

>>42532310
Don't have an onahole, is my ass ok?

>>42532325
Blow me instead room 1204.

That anon selling DMT in room 236 is based as fuck

>>42532265
https://dashie.best/

How long is the badge pickup today running for?

>>42532461
It's going for 30 more minutes. If you don't pick them up, the next time is 6PM tomorrow.

Tfw no pinkie pie cosplayer twink to rail

>>42532479
is the floor bored pinoy cosplayer still around?

Need cute twink or femboy to plough.

>>42523323 (OP)
>IF YOU ARE A CINEMARE NIGHT ATTENDEE:

There are two busses presently waiting to be filled up. These can be found in the email that was sent out to everyone attending. If you *need* these busses to provide transport, please know they will be for sure leaving at 9:25.

Check your email you provided to see the instructions

>>42530731
Anon I think you accidentally flew to Australia

can you turn off the eqg on the cope party you fucking offboarders

I'm at the cope party. Does anyone know what that smell is?

>>42532567
We both know it’s cum, and I’m not even there.

>>42532543
>>42532567
I just sat in the cuck chair shit talking with a fellow aryfag. I have STILL never heard a word from the nohooves movie, so I remain a feetvirgin. Hooves only.

Glowie time.

Is it possible for me to cope (van) if I land Friday at about 18:30, or on Friday night can I only seethe?

get the fuck in here

does anyone know if a rainbowshine sunbeam shirt will be sold tomorrow?

Saw so many cool anons, but I was too shy to actually start a conversation;-;
Everyone seems like they’ve already got friends

If you wanna be friends and meet up at the con proper, drop me an add on discord: :D
Steenkyi

Pic related are my cosplays, maybe you saw me walk around in my trixie hat a few minutes ago

Gollyfag is really stupid, thanks to him we have 2 marefair threads on the board, anons are out of sync

Anon its time to watch ponies!

>>42532696
who owns this linky, i see it in so many pictures

I'm at the Orlando airport now. Does the Rosen Centre have a shuttle service? Is the mare van still running?

>>42532701
you have to walk 13 miles

>>42532697
There are 2

>>42532701
I'm also stranded, near the baggage claim, movie screening makes the transport options pretty sad. The hotel doesn't seem to have a shuttle from the airport. Might uber if there's enough people here.

WHY IS THE LOBBY CONSTANTLY SQUEAKING

>>42532721
Someone peed next to the Elevator. I saw them cleaning it up.

>>42532714
Where are you at? I'm near baggage claim lane 24.

>>42532714
I'm on the first floor, willing to wait to split a taxi, if you respond soon.

Holy shit, did anyone see Spec getting pulled away by the police? I thought he wasn’t coming

REAL THREAD HERE
>>42532718
>>42532718
>>42532718
Fuck gollyfag and this thread

>>42532732
>>42532749
Sorry, I'm in a taxi alone by now. Damn, $50 stings a little, kek.

>>42532721
because some people didn’t receive enough attention as children and don’t know how to seek it out in healthy ways

My flight just touched down, if anyone would want to split a taxi I would be down.

>>42532777
Yeah, I paid that too. Shit sucks.

>>42532721
MF 1 had squeaking. It’s a bit of a callback

>>42532650
What room?

>>42532905
664

>>42523323 (OP)
is this a yearly thing, would love to gangbanged by some geeks but financially my dreams will have to wait

>>42532721
back out and try something other than team deathmatch. squeakers were never in my free for all lobbies, try that. or maybe demolition perhaps?

>>42532915
post hips

>>42532924
fuck you for raising my hopes, I know there aren't any OG call of duty fags here playing CoD4 Domination lobbies

>>42532927
nothing extravagant but, no HAWT chick would be on 4chan

>>42532937
UNFFFFF

>>42532934
not CoD4 cuz I still didnt get it yet, but I have BO2 and Ghosts in Xbox360
So yeah, there are at least one OG CoDfag here

>>42532937
>no cock
lame

>>42532937
are you male or female

>>42532968
>nothing but bo2 from the last good games era
>xbox 360
sure whatever

>>42532937
>not a mare
disgusting

>>42532915
>gangbanged by geeks

After getting promised goon sessions and faggotry unfortunately these retards are all talk and no action. None of that shit and anybody telling you different is a troll.

>>42530844
I cant trade anything on Emerald, your version might be patched and infect mine with the patch

>>42533057
Come to 1311 and I'll share my onahole with you right now

it begins

>>42533082
Pics or it didn't happen

>>42533084
Cute Shimmer

>>42533095
Le my whyifff

Anons, molly, anyone? Tell me where but not in an illegal way

Why is everyone going to sleep?

YOU DINGUSES LEFT THE CANVASES AND ART ON THE LOBBY TABLES.

Ive got them in room 2361, in case the note i left gets tossed. Will bring it all back down first thing when I wake up.

Pleasure meeting you drawfags round the table, youre all a delightful bunch

>>42533151
No clue. Perhaps bc day one is tomorrow?

How are we holding up fellow snoremaxxers?

>>42533586

I heard noises I didn't think was even possible, y'all need to get checked for sleep apnea

>>42533586
If you drank mpre alcohol, you'd sleep right through it

>>42533669
Pay for my cpap fag, I'm too poor to get one of those 2000 dollar wind boxes

linecon 2025 day one

>>42534024
first time at a con, is it really just waiting in multiple lines for an hour everyday?

I've had more fun looking at people's outfits, but I guess that's intentional

>>42533084
roachcon bros, we are so back

>>42534024
Zooble, you gotta get out of there, girl. All your pals from Green Reddit are worried sick about you.

At the very least, PLEASE find another femanon and stick to her like glue. There's safety in numbers.

>>42534787
The troon is not going to fuck you no matter how hard you simp, anon.

Are there any party rooms tonight?

Come game.

>>42532752
no he didnt get pulled away by the police but he is here and he doesnt have a room kek

Is spec here?

>>42534948
Yes and so is Bilbo he brought him here.

>>42534946
Mare fair Australia confirmed?

accidentally dumping ketchup on plushies at dennys oop sorry

Someone stole my trixie plush and threw it in the pool. Fuck you whoever did that.

So how's the Catholic service trip situation?
I had no time to browse the thread yesterday and today, maybe we should meet and organize? I really don't want to miss Sunday service again while vacationing.

>>42535014
It was me ^;)
feels good to be evil

>>42534925
there is one at 9:30

>>42535056
Know the room #?

Lol

Galacon to Mare Fair, come in.

>>42535116
I forgor to attach picture...

>>42535121
>Gadgetbridge
>Syncthing
Berry nice.

Anyone got pics of the ad hall?

Anyone got pics of the ad hall?

>>42535150
Fucking shitty hotel internet making me double post

>>42535083
Room 556 at 9:30

>>42532974
ghosts is alright. ghosts gets too much shit for what it was

>spend several hundred dollars all together to go to one of the most expensive cities in the world for a pony convention

>end up cringing so hard on day 0 that you spend the entire day 1 sleeping and only plan on leaving your room when you have to eat and the coast is somewhat clear

Flight isn't until Monday, fml.

Where is the Mr. Hands recreation party being held?

>>42535280
You’re a faggot come down stairs and hang out
If you waste your money, you’ve got nobody to blame but yourself

>>42534948
He is. We were hanging out earlier. But he said he’s not Spec anymore and that I’m the new him.

>>42535301
Anyone give you a good pounding yet or are you still taking offers?

>>42535296
Literally can't. Tried on day one everyone has the social skills of a retarded ant. I tried my best anons you're just too autisic for me. Hard to meet people at a con at the best of times and this is easily the worst.

>>42535223
Eh. It's like, fine? Contextual leaning really doesn't do much aside from empowering headglitchers, guns didn't feel too great except the auto pistol and honey badger. Snoop Dogg announcer pack. Extinction is fine with a full party but solo is aids.

>>42535301
I need Gollyfag and Twinkie Pie bouncing on my 2 inch mulatto cock

lmao

Slut

>>42535409
Then just ask him out, retard. Be nice and charming and maybe you'll get some.

>>42535280
Thank you for posting this because this was actually the reason I didn't go. There were people that I wanted to meet, but I knew I wouldn't be able to separate myself from the embarrassment of some of these people. And I use the word people very loosely. I would not have been able to interact enough to warrant the price of plane tickets, hotels and probably a car rental.

>>42535440
>boykisser
key that pedophile's car NOW

>>42535440
>Bad Dragon
Doesn't the owner of the site still use code that was contributed by Doug Spink the puppy rapist who thankfully died of cancer some time ago

>>42535655
anon, who gives a fuck about the furry dildo site's code, he has THE pedophile dogwhistle plastered on the back of his car. you are missing the forest for the trees.

>>42535677
I wasn't missing anything, I was just pointing to something that wasn't stated yet that popped out at me.
Also I don't know what makes boykisser pedo. I know that pedos like cutesy shit, but like. Look at the board we're on.

where's the filly orgy tonight

>>42535677
>THE pedophile dogwhistle
The whatnow?

>>42535738
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

>>42535606
Nah I was being a faggot i saw a panel and got some cute merch and now im having a pretty decent time.

Were there pony onaholes at the vendors table? Got occupied and couldn't look around for one. Willing to buy or borrow one if so

>>42535362
most anons i met were pretty sociable, well the ones ive met from planning in the mare fair thread

I need that Derpy amd Chrysalis cosplayer to step on me so bad, i wish i wasnt some permavirgin loser.

Tendies and pssta we're half bad

>>42536256
Weren't* FML I can't type tonight.

>>42536257
Perhaps it's the Nightmare Moon punch.

>>42536317
I haven't had any alcohol... yet.

>>42536339
>Not having been drinking the entire time
Ishygddt

>>42535280
Last year I didn't have time to go home and change after work so I flew in my business clothes. I felt a little out of place but then I changed shirts in my room and felt more in line with the vibe.

>>42535280
>>42535606
What is wrong with you faggots? What behavior is so egregiously cringe that you can't cope? Are you fucking Quakers or something?

>>42536371
I can't help it. I've turned into a normie.

>>42536400
They can't help their faggotry

I just want to post since i'm still up

>>42535280
>go to My Little Pony convention
>wtf it's cringe?

numget puzzle was completed and disassembled all on day 1
I am impressed!!!
New puzzle is primed for tomorrow gl

>>42537563
KINO!!!!!!

>>42535698
Saturday, Anon... no joke
I forgot the room number, but details posted soon

>
Far enough

>>42537579
Technically it was already publically posted about, if you know where to look, not very secret anymore