Thread 42523335

There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mare

Being together until you're old and wrinkly is the best way to be

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i miss my wife

Bump.

>>42523758
Yeah, saw it the first time it got deleted.

Tell the class why you hate the thread again, ma'am.

Apple mare goodness.

So if the common trope is the crystal heart pares you with your best match. Do you think you'd end up with whatever pony you consider your waifu right now?

>>42523940
No.

>>42523940
Either that or a mare who is very close to my waifu in spirit. The chances of matching with a specific mare are very slim.

>>42523975
Alright Anon here's your new mare wife no takesies backsies

>>42524080
Oh boy, a severely damaged, raging alcoholic! Just like me!

>>42523940
I doubt it, one-sided love is too different from a relationship that can possibly make both sides happy. Sometimes what you want isn't what you need. Assuming the heart really knows what's best for both of you, of course.

>>42524118
Another mission successful!!

>>42524080
Her spirit doesn't compare to my waifu at all.

>>42524357
How over the top do you think Cadance and Shining react when Flurry is old enough to show up in the crystal heart connections?

>>42524682
Expect a mixture of pride and mother hen reactions.

>>42523940
Not necessarily. If your waifu IS your best match, then sure. Everything's hunky-dory. But if she's not, then that opens the door to a lot of introspection and dealing with extricating yourself from a parasocial relationship to focus on a real one.

>>42523940
Would it matter?

>>42523335 (OP)
Greetings from Flutterrape.

>You are Anon.
>And you are old.
>You've lost count of how many years you've been in Equestria.
>You can't even remember how you got here any more.
>And yet, some things never change.
>Knock... knock... knock...
"All right, hold on now, I'm a comin'..."
>It takes a little bit of time to get up from your chair, thanks to arthritis.
>It also takes you a little bit of time to find your glasses.
>And your cane.
>But the caller at your door is patient.
>You knew she would be.
>But you do eventually make it to your front door and open it.
>And there is Fluttershy, as always.
>Her pink mane and tail have gone snow-white, and she needs a walker to get around nowadays.
"What do you want this time?"
>"Eh? What's that?"
>Fluttershy raises a trumpet to her ear.
>You repeat yourself into the trumpet.
"WHAT... DO... YOU... WANT... THIS... TIME?"
>"Y'ain't gotta talk that loud, I ain't totally deaf."
"Get on with it y'old bat, I got stuff to do."
>"Oh. Uh... lessee..."
>"..."
>"..."
>"..."
"Well?"
>I forgot what I was going to ask ye."
"Oh, for crying out loud..."
>You start to close your door.
>"Wait a minute, I just remembered!"
>You open the door again.
>"Are rocking chairs your fetish?"
"You already asked me that one."
>"Really? When?"
"Yesterday!"
>"Oh... what did you say?"
"YESTERDAY!"
>"No you old fool, what did you say yesterday when I asked you?"
"I said rocking chairs aren't my fetish!"
>"Oh. Right."
"You know something Fluttershy, this is stupid. You ain't never gonna guess my fetish, so I'm just gonna have to go ahead and tell you."
>The aging pegasus peers sharply at you through her glasses.
>"Really?"
"Yes, really!"
>She swallows nervously.
>"All right then, lay it on me, baby!"
"All right. My fetish is growing old together with the one I love."
>"..."
>"..."
>"But we're already old now, Anon!" she cries out in frustration.
"Yep, guess you missed the boat on that one, you old bat! Hee-hee-hee-hee!"
>You slam the door in her face.

>>42524985
>Both are already old
They could at least spend some good years together.

>>42524481
You DARE refuse her judgement?!

>>42523940
Probably not.

>>42524895
one results in the satisfaction of being right, the other in a period of self-reflection.

>>42525433
Duh. I can't handle getting maimed castrated used as livestock or whatever the fuck she's into. That shit is for very special guys.

Flower mare would love to have a husbander who is helping her with her craft. Have you trained your green thumbs?

>>42526351
Yeah, I like some old Cypress Hill.

>>42526632
Tree Hugger is cute.

Happy fizzle mare.

>>42526968
Tree Hugger is really cute, but I'm not sure I could tolerate her indulgences.

>>42527443
I don't think she'd be that bad. Equestria's counterparts are usually more idealised or better versions of the stuff we have here on earth, so she wouldn't be a trainwreck pot head. More like a chill mare who has gathered a trove of exotic methods and spices and such.

>>42527443
Just because one dude has a headcanon about a character doesn't mean you can't have a totally different headcanon about her.
To me, Tree Hugger is a little spacey and really loves nature, but is not a drug user.
She just likes to get high on life, man.
She loves going outdoors, hiking, and camping.
She's into alternative music, and owns a set of bongo drums.
She talks a lot of silliness about auras and vibes and things like that.
But if you're into the whole pothead mare thing and can deal with that baggage, you do you I guess.

>>42527519
I like that perspective.

>>42526351
I really like this picture

>>42527519
>She's into alternative music
I wonder what alternative music means in Equestrian terms.

At Mare Fair
My wife btw isn't she lovely

>>42527519
that's a good headcanon.

>>42528360
>turning the terrible trio into the fearsome four
This Anon is living the dream.

>>42528360
A critical hit right to my soul.

>>42528935
Those are the best.

Oz mare acute

>>42529458
*acunte

>>42529458
Cutie. Would hang upside down with.

>>42524080
I don't think the Crystal Heart thing is even compatible with Fagout Equestria unless Cadence just fucking sends you to an another timeline.

>>42529719
>another timeline
We had stories that dealt with Caddy matching guys with mares across several timelines before. That didn't have stuff like FoE in mind though.

>>42523335 (OP)
>There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mare
>the only green going on is way more about the foalmaking love between stallion and a mare

>>42529951
I tried writing in a lot of different threads and I eventually came to realize I was just terrible at it, though great oc art like >>42528360 always sparks a small part in my brain that hopes someone else will try their hand at it.

>>42529951
be the change you want to see

>>42528360
This is a million times better than the drug hag take.

>>42529951
Oh hey, the usual pointless complaint post.

Mares with glasses are extra cute.

>>42529719
I think it actually is compatible with Chadout Equestria though

Mare sleep.

>>42527436
Bubbly personality.

Fast board again.

>>42532142
Everybody bumps their threads at the same time, some days.

>>42531189
>Chadout Equestria
I just want my mare happy in a world that isn't toasted to death. Is that too much to ask for?

Mare in the winter snow.

Would you a military mare?

>>42533607
Oh yeah.

posting in dead imagebump general

>>42533607
YES

>>42533607
yea

>>42534074
I wanna turn that frown into a smile.
>Captcha SADPR

>>42532625
>Is that too much to ask for?
Uh, yes! You and your mare need to be as miserable as I feel all the time.

>>42527519
>>42528360
>Anon helps ground Tree Hugger
>Tree Hugger helps anon appreciate the world a lot more

>>42534378
I refuse.

>>42535414
Amen.

>>42534932
A perfect symbiosis.

Fair mares.

>>42536408
the mares are fair

>>42529951
By all means, write a green yourself to improve the situation. This thread would benefit from having more writers.

kissing mares!

>>42537887
The best moment there is.

>>42533607
Yes.

>>42537887
>The left image in the background
Wait a second, when they're both in bed holding hooves for sure, who took the photo?

>>42533607
I wouldn't meet her standards.

>>42539334
I'm sure you could hug a pony well enough.

>>42539557
I could, yeah. I'd love to.

>>42537887
I think I couldn't stop. Knocking be damned.

>>42532470
Like now.

>>42539334
that's what boop camp is for

..Thought I heard mares. Oh well.
>*turns off light*
>"Uhh..click, y'all.."
Thanks, lamp.

>>42541736
>Anon never was the brightest tool in the shed.
>Unfortunately for him, Applejack was.

>>42541736
Runs in the family.

>>42541736
>Only have ceiling lamps
Now I know what I'm doing wrong.

>>42542579
>Mare boops anon
How the tables have turned.

>>42538087
>Mare magicks
Beats every other spell out there.

>Page 8 in an hour
Yep, sliding in process.

>>42544428
Here we go again.

>>42542579
I hope nobody sees them. Imagine the gossip if a princess is seen in this pose in public.