Thread 42526923

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Anonymous 9/3/2025, 2:16:04 PM No.42526923 >>42526925 >>42527021 >>42527055 >>42527152 >>42527162 >>42528198 >>42528222

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>"Anonymous? What's wrong, Sunshine?"
>"Oh, you want to speak to me about something? Sure."
>"I..."
>"Divorce?! Us?!"
>"Tell me this is some kind of twisted joke!"
>"Please, think about what you're doing! There must be some way we can work this out!"

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 2:17:11 PM No.42526925

>>42526923 (OP)
>>>/trash/

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 2:55:00 PM No.42527021

>>42526923 (OP)
why would i divorce?

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 3:08:25 PM No.42527055

>>42526923 (OP)
>What's wrong, Sunshine?
>tfw no one to call me cute pet names ;-;

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 3:09:41 PM No.42527061 >>42527987

Do not pass go, do not collect 200 bits, go directly to Tartarus
>Divorce, adultery and fornication are punishable by banishment in Equestria

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 3:33:01 PM No.42527128

Divorce....oh no no no unless you're secretly twilight then I have the most jewish lawyer in existance

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 3:39:31 PM No.42527152

>>42526923 (OP)
Sorry, I just...I really like showing off my entire penis and testicles. I open up the fly of my pants, and then bumble around for a moment like a fish while I get it out of the hole in my underwear. At that point, I let it rest on the outside of my underwear and pants and say "SPECIAL DELIVERY!" I feel interesting, rocking around with my genitals displayed hanging out of my pants flaccid.
I know you wouldn't understand. Its not sexual, its purely confectionery. I just enjoy having it like that, is that so wrong? Im going to marry derpy, good bye.

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 3:42:04 PM No.42527162

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>>42526923 (OP)
so that i can marry you again!

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 8:27:20 PM No.42527830 >>42528305

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>"Is it because there's not enough sex, Anon?"
>"Is it another mare?"
>"Or maybe you want to move to a different location than the castle?"
>"Please don't go, my Sunshine..."
>"I LOVE YOU!"

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 9:10:08 PM No.42527987

>>42527061
But this also means Celestia goes to Tartarus.

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 10:05:25 PM No.42528198 >>42528258

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>>42526923 (OP)
You're a nigger, kill yourself.
I've never said this more seriously in my life.
Fucking please kill yourself.

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 10:10:59 PM No.42528222

>>42526923 (OP)
No I said dip horse. Now get into the tub.

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 10:20:37 PM No.42528258 >>42528325

>>42528198
Anyone remember that fic where Luna your waifu does hurtful things to you and at the end just fucking kills you and mulches you to fertilizer.

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 10:31:59 PM No.42528305

>>42527830
>>"Is it because there's not enough sex, Anon?"
>>"Is it another mare?"
this shit is crazy, being married to celestisa also means relieving stress from her duties with hot, lovey dovey sex every night that eventually results in a human-alicorn foal

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 10:38:23 PM No.42528325

>>42528258
yes, or at least i think it was that because of the fertilizer part, it was pretty shit

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 11:22:01 PM No.42528479

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Imagine getting married to such a jobber in the first place