Thread 42527076

LET’S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GollyFag here. Sorry that I myself have not been participating in these threads as of late, and probably they’ve been dying a lot faster thanks to me.

The reason is that the ending of the show just upsets me so much that it’s pretty much just hard for me to even feel the joy that this wonderful, perfect character is supposed to bring.

But with Mare Fair coming up, I’m gonna be debating about this a bunch IRL, finally getting my actual voice out on it and shit. Kinda feels a little disconnected to only do text. Even when people respond, it’s more of a void. Less real and shit. So I’m REALLY excited to get my words on the matter out there at last.

But anyway, that should make me feel a little better, I think. But this isn’t a thread about her punishment. It’s a thread about how perfect, sexy and Goddess-like she is.

Pay your respects, slaves!!!!!!! ;)

I imagine her flatulence to have strong undertones of garlic for some reason.

>>42527076 (OP)
Crazy Glue a shit, Chrysalis did nothing wrong.

>>42527076 (OP)
>It’s a thread about how perfect, sexy and Goddess-like she is.
That's a child

>>42527097
Your point being?

People always have Cozy playing chess, but what are some other board games you'd like to introduce Cozy to that you think she'd enjoy?
Getting the Legion of Doom to play Clue would be fun.

>>42527076 (OP)
>FUCKING Cozy Glow
fixed

>>42527139
I wanna teach her Canasta

>>42527163
THE DICK DOWN DUO!!!

>>42527097
Out of 10!

>>42527351
No preening yourself in public.

bumpers for gollyhorse

>>42527076 (OP)
GOLLYTA UOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

What MY WIFE(Starlight Glimmer) adopted Cozy Glow?

>>42527579
That could make for an interesting story. Starlight is a good candidate to reform her and its not like she has parents.

>>42527076 (OP)
too bad I've only seen S8 and S9 like once, so I won't get to debate about "what if darla dimple/baby doll but pony" with you but have fun arguing with other autists I guess

>>42527579
Twily would be a better mom, your wife farts too much

I need some good Golly fics to feel better about after thinking of the season 8 and 9 finales again by accident. Can anyone recommend some good fanfics for her?

>>42527609
MY WIFE could tech Golly how to harness her own flatulence as a weapon though.

>>42527618
go back to samefagging your Changeling thread instead of here

>>42527622
I didn't even make that thread, bitch.

>>42527622
holy mindbroken faggot right here

>>42527615
This one is my favourite: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/563574/villains-arent-supposed-to-die
It has a sequel too: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/568413/recall-me-in-your-next-adventure

>>42527668
Technically, wouldn't that be a prequel?

>>42527688
you're right

I'm a scary gargoyle on a tower that you made with plastic power.

>>42527647
>>42527650
>two back-to-back replies right outside the post timer from each other
So organic!

Third sexiest filly, lol.

>>42528176
There could be an argument for Sweetie Belle, but pray tell who the third is supposed to be??

>>42528176
Still can't outslut the Swebel

>>42528176
>>42528209
>>42528245
Uncle Hansen? We need you in this thread right now.

>>42528209
You meant second? Apple Bloom is second.
>>42528273
He already is. Look: >>42528245

>>42528273
>Gollytard doesn't know
Chris PEDOnsen probably can't wait to absolutely RAVAGE that tight filly cunny himself

>>42527615
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/536175/dawn-adopted

Best depiction of an adult Cozy and puts her in some very interesting situations.Anyone who likes Cozy should read.

>>42528316
It's what we do that counts. Not who we truly are deep down.

>>42528296
>GARSH, MUH APPLES: the filly
Kek, Golly and Sweetie mog the fuck out of Apple Bloom.

>>42528273
Cozy is not for pedo shit.

>>42528273
>>42528704

>>42527076 (OP)
Don't blame me. I voted for Cozy Glow.

>>42528941
What causes a freckly butt? Is it a disease? Can you get freckles anywhere?

>>42528970
Putting points into cuteness when you level up a lot.

>>42528704
Cozy Glow is an adult when I’m fucking her, but a child when I’m advocating for her justice.

>>42529501
I'm not sure Anon isn't trying to trick me into some kind of butt-face shenanigans. I would ask the AI but I don't want it to absorb my data and become more powerful.

la creatura

Wholesome family.

>>42530271
My cute erotic neurotic unicorn family.

>>42530345
Cozy is a pegasus.

>>42531210
She's a unicorn in spirit.

>>42527729
That looks so familiar. Is that the Shantae bop?

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/568648/former-queen-chrysalis-versus-an-adorable-filly

Reading this makes me wish there were more Chrysalis/Cozy stuff.

>>42528704
This.

>>42528704
You are gay, as in homosexual.

>>42532222
No, he isn't.

>>42532222
Is /trash/ still around?
Can't you go there instead?

>>42532250
Go start a thread on /trash/ for any pony subject, and see how it does.

>>42531239
Manipulation is often confused with a high intellect. "What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive" meaning that the most manipulative people are often those who are the most easy to manipulate. If you act purely through smoke and mirrors you will start seeing smoke and mirrors everywhere.
Unicorns are often confused with a having a high intellect which completely goes against Lauren's vision. A pegasus can be brash or shy. An earth pony can be down to earth or be out of this world magical.

>>42532311
What? No. Not even going to type in the url.

>>42532324
lol.
>go to /trash/
>ew icky not me tho
These threads don't always get a lot of traffic as-is, if, hypothetically, Cozy lewds went to trash, where the mods will sometimes permit foalcon, other times delete it as inconsistently as they please, it would basically guarantee neither an /mlp/ or /trash/ Golly thread would stay afloat. Maybe consider, you know, fucking off, or ignoring what you don't like. I know that's a novel concept on 4chan.

>>42532337
Keeping the trash heap... clean?
I don't understand mods sometimes.

>>42531536
Cute.

>>42527097
A sexy child who craves cock

>>42532250
You’re so fucking gay, man. The golly threads were STARTED and populated by foalcons (ie pedos) so, if anyone, you are the one who needs to fuck off to an entirely different board to make a new thread.

>>42533225
Not really, no. A lot of the earlier Golly threads were people arguing about her deserving a better ending. I was there for a lot of them.

>>42533225
Yeah yeah and the Jews started the holocaust and all that 4chan jazz.
I get what you are saying though. Pedophilia is so defamatory that some people will chase after supposed pedos like angry dogs. It's called innocence through accusation and if nothing else it's annoying as fuck.
As for running off to other boards I can't exactly do that. I would be banned because of global rule number fuckfucketifuckfuck and I like posting more than once every three days.

>>42533239
Pedophilia is bad, anon.

>>42533462
I'll let God be the judge of that but we should let the angry dogs do what they want. Life is short. Let people have their image. The problem with it is that people kind of lose their image once they are accused of pedophilia. Do we stop people from having an image that depraves others from having it? Do we trust that people live long enough to acquire a new self-image? Are the angry dogs happy when their pedos acquires different images or do they prefer forever-punishments?

>>42533476
If you actively own cp, your a pedo and deserves every backlash they get. Of course, innocent people not engaging with it should not be punished.

>>42533482
The problem with something involving defamation is that it becomes very popular to try and apply to people you do not like but we are in a very gray zone right now. That is bad. So we use laws to guide us.

>>42533494
What are you even talking about?

>>42534076
A gray zone is bad because a decision is yet to be made. Pedos like this. So we abide by law. Not by right or wrong. Not by emotion. We trust the blind lady on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMCBrIOV1pk

>>42534101
What?

>>42534747
?

She is a very cute filly.

>>42534101
What is this furshit? Get out of here.

>>42534101
>Pedos like this.
No, I don't.

>>42535507
This was such an amazing surprise.

>>42535490
You don't want your situation to be under constant debate rather than governed by law?
huh...

>>42533482
>cp
This coming from a person who thinks drawn lines on a page counts as pizza. Lol. Lmfao, even.

Any of you writing for the Fimfiction Cozy contest?

>>42537093
NTA but I don't give a fuck about laws created by old retarded perverts in denial.
They're not better than me.

>>42537144
Why are you suddenly talking about pizza?

>>42539292
The what?

I kind of wish Cozy got to interact with her.

>>42535507
Would touch her inappropriately/10

>>42541322
not if she touches you inappropriately first

>>42540176
It's the place where she will be send to once Cozy Glow RULZ DA WORLD.

>>42541911
yea but what is it

>>42543260
Oh no
Anon is gonna get fixed

>>42543739
Cute even as an adult.

>>42543739
cuteee

If Twilight ended up time traveling where she just ends up in her unicorn body in the past before the events of the show, how do you think she'd handle Cozy Glow?
Assuming she just has to relive through the events of the show, Cozy technically hasn't committed any crimes as far as we now by that point, so would she seek her out and try and prevent her from doing evil, or just wait for her to show up?

>>42544868
I think Twilight of all characters would be proactive in handling every threat in advance, especially if we're going with the G5 backstory and she's trying to prevent the fall of Equestria. She'd probably just throw Cozy through the mirror into barbie hell.

>>42543260
Busted