Thread 42527076

LET’S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GollyFag here. Sorry that I myself have not been participating in these threads as of late, and probably they’ve been dying a lot faster thanks to me.

The reason is that the ending of the show just upsets me so much that it’s pretty much just hard for me to even feel the joy that this wonderful, perfect character is supposed to bring.

But with Mare Fair coming up, I’m gonna be debating about this a bunch IRL, finally getting my actual voice out on it and shit. Kinda feels a little disconnected to only do text. Even when people respond, it’s more of a void. Less real and shit. So I’m REALLY excited to get my words on the matter out there at last.

But anyway, that should make me feel a little better, I think. But this isn’t a thread about her punishment. It’s a thread about how perfect, sexy and Goddess-like she is.

Pay your respects, slaves!!!!!!! ;)

I imagine her flatulence to have strong undertones of garlic for some reason.

>>42527076 (OP)
Crazy Glue a shit, Chrysalis did nothing wrong.

>>42527076 (OP)
>It’s a thread about how perfect, sexy and Goddess-like she is.
That's a child

>>42527097
Your point being?

People always have Cozy playing chess, but what are some other board games you'd like to introduce Cozy to that you think she'd enjoy?
Getting the Legion of Doom to play Clue would be fun.

>>42527076 (OP)
>FUCKING Cozy Glow
fixed

>>42527139
I wanna teach her Canasta

>>42527163
THE DICK DOWN DUO!!!

>>42527097
Out of 10!

>>42527351
No preening yourself in public.

bumpers for gollyhorse

>>42527076 (OP)
GOLLYTA UOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

What MY WIFE(Starlight Glimmer) adopted Cozy Glow?

>>42527579
That could make for an interesting story. Starlight is a good candidate to reform her and its not like she has parents.

>>42527076 (OP)
too bad I've only seen S8 and S9 like once, so I won't get to debate about "what if darla dimple/baby doll but pony" with you but have fun arguing with other autists I guess

>>42527579
Twily would be a better mom, your wife farts too much

I need some good Golly fics to feel better about after thinking of the season 8 and 9 finales again by accident. Can anyone recommend some good fanfics for her?

>>42527609
MY WIFE could tech Golly how to harness her own flatulence as a weapon though.

>>42527618
go back to samefagging your Changeling thread instead of here

>>42527622
I didn't even make that thread, bitch.

>>42527622
holy mindbroken faggot right here

>>42527615
This one is my favourite: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/563574/villains-arent-supposed-to-die
It has a sequel too: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/568413/recall-me-in-your-next-adventure

>>42527668
Technically, wouldn't that be a prequel?

>>42527688
you're right

I'm a scary gargoyle on a tower that you made with plastic power.

>>42527647
>>42527650
>two back-to-back replies right outside the post timer from each other
So organic!

Third sexiest filly, lol.

>>42528176
There could be an argument for Sweetie Belle, but pray tell who the third is supposed to be??

>>42528176
Still can't outslut the Swebel

>>42528176
>>42528209
>>42528245
Uncle Hansen? We need you in this thread right now.

>>42528209
You meant second? Apple Bloom is second.
>>42528273
He already is. Look: >>42528245

>>42528273
>Gollytard doesn't know
Chris PEDOnsen probably can't wait to absolutely RAVAGE that tight filly cunny himself

>>42527615
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/536175/dawn-adopted

Best depiction of an adult Cozy and puts her in some very interesting situations.Anyone who likes Cozy should read.

>>42528316
It's what we do that counts. Not who we truly are deep down.

>>42528296
>GARSH, MUH APPLES: the filly
Kek, Golly and Sweetie mog the fuck out of Apple Bloom.

>>42528273
Cozy is not for pedo shit.

>>42528273
>>42528704

>>42527076 (OP)
Don't blame me. I voted for Cozy Glow.

>>42528941
What causes a freckly butt? Is it a disease? Can you get freckles anywhere?

>>42528970
Putting points into cuteness when you level up a lot.

>>42528704
Cozy Glow is an adult when I’m fucking her, but a child when I’m advocating for her justice.

>>42529501
I'm not sure Anon isn't trying to trick me into some kind of butt-face shenanigans. I would ask the AI but I don't want it to absorb my data and become more powerful.

la creatura

Wholesome family.

>>42530271
My cute erotic neurotic unicorn family.

>>42530345
Cozy is a pegasus.

>>42531210
She's a unicorn in spirit.

>>42527729
That looks so familiar. Is that the Shantae bop?

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/568648/former-queen-chrysalis-versus-an-adorable-filly

Reading this makes me wish there were more Chrysalis/Cozy stuff.

>>42528704
This.

>>42528704
You are gay, as in homosexual.

>>42532222
No, he isn't.

>>42532222
Is /trash/ still around?
Can't you go there instead?

>>42532250
Go start a thread on /trash/ for any pony subject, and see how it does.

>>42531239
Manipulation is often confused with a high intellect. "What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive" meaning that the most manipulative people are often those who are the most easy to manipulate. If you act purely through smoke and mirrors you will start seeing smoke and mirrors everywhere.
Unicorns are often confused with a having a high intellect which completely goes against Lauren's vision. A pegasus can be brash or shy. An earth pony can be down to earth or be out of this world magical.

>>42532311
What? No. Not even going to type in the url.

>>42532324
lol.
>go to /trash/
>ew icky not me tho
These threads don't always get a lot of traffic as-is, if, hypothetically, Cozy lewds went to trash, where the mods will sometimes permit foalcon, other times delete it as inconsistently as they please, it would basically guarantee neither an /mlp/ or /trash/ Golly thread would stay afloat. Maybe consider, you know, fucking off, or ignoring what you don't like. I know that's a novel concept on 4chan.

>>42532337
Keeping the trash heap... clean?
I don't understand mods sometimes.

>>42531536
Cute.

>>42527097
A sexy child who craves cock

>>42532250
You’re so fucking gay, man. The golly threads were STARTED and populated by foalcons (ie pedos) so, if anyone, you are the one who needs to fuck off to an entirely different board to make a new thread.

>>42533225
Not really, no. A lot of the earlier Golly threads were people arguing about her deserving a better ending. I was there for a lot of them.

>>42533225
Yeah yeah and the Jews started the holocaust and all that 4chan jazz.
I get what you are saying though. Pedophilia is so defamatory that some people will chase after supposed pedos like angry dogs. It's called innocence through accusation and if nothing else it's annoying as fuck.
As for running off to other boards I can't exactly do that. I would be banned because of global rule number fuckfucketifuckfuck and I like posting more than once every three days.

>>42533239
Pedophilia is bad, anon.

>>42533462
I'll let God be the judge of that but we should let the angry dogs do what they want. Life is short. Let people have their image. The problem with it is that people kind of lose their image once they are accused of pedophilia. Do we stop people from having an image that depraves others from having it? Do we trust that people live long enough to acquire a new self-image? Are the angry dogs happy when their pedos acquires different images or do they prefer forever-punishments?

>>42533476
If you actively own cp, your a pedo and deserves every backlash they get. Of course, innocent people not engaging with it should not be punished.

>>42533482
The problem with something involving defamation is that it becomes very popular to try and apply to people you do not like but we are in a very gray zone right now. That is bad. So we use laws to guide us.

>>42533494
What are you even talking about?

>>42534076
A gray zone is bad because a decision is yet to be made. Pedos like this. So we abide by law. Not by right or wrong. Not by emotion. We trust the blind lady on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMCBrIOV1pk

>>42534101
What?

>>42534747
?

She is a very cute filly.

>>42534101
What is this furshit? Get out of here.

>>42534101
>Pedos like this.
No, I don't.

>>42535507
This was such an amazing surprise.

>>42535490
You don't want your situation to be under constant debate rather than governed by law?
huh...

>>42533482
>cp
This coming from a person who thinks drawn lines on a page counts as pizza. Lol. Lmfao, even.

Any of you writing for the Fimfiction Cozy contest?

>>42537093
NTA but I don't give a fuck about laws created by old retarded perverts in denial.
They're not better than me.

>>42537144
Why are you suddenly talking about pizza?

>>42539292
The what?

I kind of wish Cozy got to interact with her.

>>42535507
Would touch her inappropriately/10

>>42541322
not if she touches you inappropriately first

>>42540176
It's the place where she will be send to once Cozy Glow RULZ DA WORLD.

>>42541911
yea but what is it

>>42543260
Oh no
Anon is gonna get fixed

>>42543739
Cute even as an adult.

>>42543739
cuteee

If Twilight ended up time traveling where she just ends up in her unicorn body in the past before the events of the show, how do you think she'd handle Cozy Glow?
Assuming she just has to relive through the events of the show, Cozy technically hasn't committed any crimes as far as we now by that point, so would she seek her out and try and prevent her from doing evil, or just wait for her to show up?

>>42544868
I think Twilight of all characters would be proactive in handling every threat in advance, especially if we're going with the G5 backstory and she's trying to prevent the fall of Equestria. She'd probably just throw Cozy through the mirror into barbie hell.

>>42543260
Busted

>>42544868
Well, she realistically wouldn't be able to do much before Cozy does something bad. She would need to justify randomly assaulting or imprisoning a filly, but I doubt she'd want to try reforming her either, sadly because she didn't seem to care to do that in the show. Most likely she'd set up some sort of trap.

I still don't understand why they didn't try to rehabilitate her. It makes no sense.

>>42546853
>no powers on her own
>no reasonable way of escaping on her own
>not useful in any way to Equestria nor any potential in the future

Sure, Discord, Chrissy, and Starlight have done objectively worse, but they had power and therefore needed to be controlled. What's the point of locking Discord away when you can give him a fucktoy?

Cozy on the other hand is pretty useless in terms of raw power and her only power is her brain, which only makes it harder to control. Why would they try to reform her? Just lock her in hell.

filly

>>42547042
I love it!

>>42546868
Chrissy did nothing wrong, destroy the child

>>42546868
Cozy's smart enough to be useful.

It's such bullshit though. It literally just proves Cozy right.

>>42527136
Your 764 sextortion tactics will not work on me. I am wise to your game, Golly.

>>42548231
No.

>>42549047
Yes.

>>42546468
>Well, she realistically wouldn't be able to do much before Cozy does something bad. She would need to justify randomly assaulting or imprisoning a filly,

Common time travel plot device that I hate. Proving you're from the future would not be that hard.
In Twilight's case, she'd just have to reveal a bunch of stuff she knows from the future to Celestia, like Nightmare Moon's return, the tree of Harmony, Sombra and the Crystal Empire, and the whole thing with Sunset Shimmer.
While this could maybe be dismissed as Twilight learning a bunch of stuff from books, which is unlikely, there's no reason to assume Twilight would be lying about how she gained a bunch of knowledge, thus Celestia would believe her.
So all that being said, it comes down to what Celestia might want to do, too.

Need correction

>>42550083
Sent her to a finishing school.

>>42550083
Yes, you need to correct her strategy so that she is successful on her next attempt at overthrowing the monarchy.

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>>42551065
Why are you posting that on this thread of all places?

>>42550083
What kind?

>>42551026
Corresting the flaw of all villains would be tough. Don't play with your food. Just kill the opposition as quickly as possible.
Doesn't need to be flashy, you don't need to gloat, you don't need to see the terror in their eyes.
Poison the tea, kill them in their sleep, make a bomb.
Doesn't matter how, as long as their out of your way.
I could see a green where Cozy and Anon team up to take over Equestria, and Cozy has a black board she's filling with plans.
Half way through monologueing about getting revenge and what not, she turns to see Anon gone.
She's pissed and goes to sleep early, thinking her new friend and ally abandoned her.
The next morning he shows up and she demands to know where he was.
"Just killed some of Twilight's group."
>"Ah, what?"
"Yeah, Rarity and Applejack. Rares was easy- she left a window to her boutique unlocked. AJ was a bit messy- her dog woke the family up, but I was already in her room. She didn't have time to react before I stabbed her, than I jumped out of the window and ran for the woods. Didn't want to risk Twilight having magic charms set up around the castle, and didn't want to go after Pinkie for obvious reasons. Couldn't get to Rainbow's cloud home, and Fluttershy had even more guard animals than the Apples. Still, with two members down, things should be easier... Why are you looking at me like that?"

She is cute.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/577284/coronation-day
Here's a story where Chrysalis turns Cozy Glow into a changeling queen. Plus some fan art someone made based on the story.

>>42553498
Is it good? If so, why?

>>42553796
Yes. It's very well written. But it's also very dark and has a lot of body horror.

>>42552020
>Doesn't need to be flashy, you don't need to gloat, you don't need to see the terror in their eyes.
>Golly is now furious because that's entirely the fun of it
This is why you aren't the final boss of a cartoon for children. But your heart's in the right place.

>>42555209
Fillies shouldn't have guns.

>>42555742
true

CRAZY GLUE IN SEASON 1

>>42555209
Rather than being flashy and gloating, you can be terrifying. Slaughter and genocide without mercy. Say nothing, just kill and slaughter. Don't stop until all of Equestria is empty. And then you can fight pony sans.

>>42556371
cannon

>>42555742
But villains should.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/451589/castling-cozy-glow

This is easily one of the best Golly fics.

>>42557638
sell me on it. what makes it so good?

>>42556371
There all along.

>>42557638
True. I like these ones too:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/563574/villains-arent-supposed-to-die
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/568413/recall-me-in-your-next-adventure

>>42557658
I like the setup with Sweetie advocating for reforming Cozy, and Cozy herself not just randomly changing on a whim, or Twilight as well. It feels realistic enough, but also very comfy. It has an interesting take on her special talent and does her character well overall, or at least how she grows and changes. It's a bit of a slow burn, but has some nice moments here and there. Beyond that, it feels nice to read with perfect chapter lengths. The sequels are also good.

TLDR: It's comfy and does a Golly redemption very well.

>>42553467
Her curls will protect her.

>>42559250
She's not a loli.

>>42560141
Golli loli

Here you guys go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTB1qNyS6DQ

>>42560141
She's a filly lolita
A Gollyta, if you will

>>42560898
He has an annoying voice, but he is correct.

How old is she?

>>42561158
Old enough for some plapful correction

>>42559250
Last thing Anon sees before he's beaten to death by golly.

For some ponies harmony comes easy.
For others they would have to enslave the entire world to reach it.

>>42561663
Start by enslaving the top, then work your way down.

>>42562280
Why shape yourself to the world when it's much simpler to shape the world to you?
-some psycho

>>42561240
Golly wouldnt do that.

Machiavellism Is Magic.

>>42562810
Golly is magic.

Golly is cute.

Golly is rapeable

>>42563886
She's the final boss of the show and you're some wagie schmuck. She'd reverse rape you before you could say "Hey Cozy, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

>>42564091
I'm a level 99 Rapemaster, I think I can handle one bratty filly

>>42556371
I can't believe they foreshoweder her so early int the show

>>42560898
No is correct. She objectively did not deserve that.

Being a Cozy fan is such a drag. Almost no good fics at all for her. Not even clop! Seriously, that surprises me the most. Apparently Cozy fans are the least horny pony fans.

>>42565247
We are being called pedophiles all of the time.
Kind of leaves us dry and dangling.

>>42557638
It's the best for me. I wish we had more fics that characterized Cozy like that. She has more whump potential than Scootaloo.

>>42565321
Yea, its perfect.

>>42565247
She has a ton of great fics what are you talking about.

>>42566637
How long do jannies usually last?
I see recruitment every other month.

>>42565321
>Cozy Glow after not being fed for months in Tartarus
:(

>>42566661
She just saw Honey I shrunk the kids. The scorpion scene really got to her for whatever reason.

>>42566669
>Honey I stoned the kids
>:)

>>42566671
Stop getting high all of time, Sweetie Belle.

>>42566676
Come on, dewd, you don't want some?

>>42566678
Pros:
>Sense enhancing. Food will taste better. Jokes will be funnier. Sex will feel better. Memories will seem more dear (enhanced nostalgia).
>None addictive.
>You get giggly. Easily entertained.
>Relaxing.
>No long term side effects.

Cons:
>Bad for your lungs.
>Enhances bad moods as well as the good ones.
>Pseudo psychosis. You could even trick a professional by the mood you're in. Enhances your senses the same way a psychosis does.
>It's illegal in many parts of the world. Why it's illegal remains a good question.
>Hard to quit. While none-addictive the drug has so many pros and such miniscule cons that it can be hard to quit out of sheer enjoyment of it.
>Whoa not cool dude. You risk turning into an over-sensitive hippie.
>The relaxation can take shape in a form of laziness and a lack of alertness.
I'll think about it.

Cozy just hanging out with the boys.

>>42566681
Pros:
>none
Cons:
>anxiety attacks
>feeling retarded/mindless
>difficulty focusing eyes
>can cause psychosis if mixed with hallucinogens or other drugs
>”greening out”
>makes you more retarded in the long run
>people interacting with you while you’re high will get fed up from the lack of reaction time or consistent thought process (having to ask multiple times for something, etc)
>the smoke smells and will stain and infuse into everything
>edibles are too unpredictable and usually cause mindlessness
>bad for lungs, esp bongs or vapes which can cause very uncomfortable coughing fits.
>ruins your work drive and motivation

every time I’ve tried consuming it after my psychosis episode it has only resulted in no enjoyment and usually negative effects. Fuck weed.

>>42566889
Damn. Your friends are brainlets.

Golly

>>42539292
2 questions.
1, what's Zeno's Hell?
2, what's that image from?

>>42540466
The only one who knows how to get Golly to stop being evil.

>>42559250
I love how funny angry cozy glow looks.

>>42568863
she needs her

>>42540466
I wish that Twilight Velvet and Cozy Glow fanfic would have been continued.
The idea that a mares across Equestria decided to go against the Princesses on the fate of Cozy Glow and work together to reform her was a good one.
If I recall, Derpy was one of the ponies who was helping and Cheerilee.

>>42569541
erotic filly tummy

>>42569976
Same. It was a really good story, tapping well into Cozy's more childish side. Plus more Velvet is always welcome. There would be so much potential with such a story.

>Cheerilee
I don't recall Cheerilee in that.

>>42528425
Since were talking about fanfics, I will also shill this. It is easily one of the best Golly fics out there.

>>42571463
THIS is a school principal?

>>42571463
Based.

>>42571463
Ouch.

>>42571467
Yes. Twilight gave her the job.

>>42572734
cuuuuuute

>>42571463
Hit her rump and I'd say she deserves it.

>>42568858
Heh, well, you will find out what Zeno's Hell is in the archives and you won't like it.
And that image is from Twilight's Kronenberg.

>>42572734
That filly is innocent. Those eyes do not lie.

Golly

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/568648/former-queen-chrysalis-versus-an-adorable-filly

I always love it when Chrysalis gets to interact with Cozy.

>>42574073
What archives? There's are a million things with that word in it.

>>42574518
Its good, but the previous story is required reading for it.

Cozy Glow has a vagina. It’s cute.

>>42574980
ponies are featureless

>>42574980
No she doesn't.

>>42574980
Uuuh...

>>42574980
How would you know?

>>42574980
stop looking at it

>>42574980
But was it also a bit funny?

>>42574980
It's also delicious!

>>42574623
Still waiting for an answer.

>>42576903
You have to be a massive newknecht to not know what I meant with that.

>>42576959
There are many different 4chan archives. How TF am I supposed to know which one you're talking about?

>>42577142
I don't know.

>>42574980
Well then, mystery solved. I'll be updating her Wikipedia page post-haste!

Any good newer fics with her?

>>42576597
No.

>>42576818
She's a child, you can't taste it.

>>42578120
>that statement
>from a Twiflag
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, Anon-kun.

>>42578120
This.

>>42578360
*Slaps rump with a spatula.*

>>42578360
SNIFFFFFFFFFFF AHH AHH OH GOD
SNRFFFFFFFFFFF YESSSS

>>42579724
Full of fillylet rage.

>>42578360
>

>>42578360
why would sell filly-sized slutty attire to a filly?

>>42580154
Fine so long as an adult purchases it! And Golly's gotten very good at forging your handwriting.

>>42576903
just go to desuarchive bro

What would be a more appropriate punishment for her?

>>42581096
deportation

>>42580951
Was waiting for someone to point me to an actual archive rather than just saying the archive.

>>42581096
>punishment
rape correction all the way

>>42581398
np newfren. You gotta lurk more though

>>42582085
I don't get it.

>>42582085
Poor Cozy cannot fast travel with those creatures around.

>>42578360
>>42579796
Someone should overlay these.
Twilight/Cozy is actually one of my favorite pairings.

>>42582119
There's an imposter among them

>>42578360
I just realized how disproportionately large her rump is

>>42582085
What are they reacting to is what I'm wondering.

>>42582353
Yeah but it could mean so many things. Is it a racist meme and they are all enemies. Is it what's to come when Cozy is with them? Is Cozy the enemy? Are they the enemy?
There's a lot of perspectives here.

>>42582376
Well seeing as though Cozy was literally a villain, I assumed she was the enemy mentioned in the meme

>>42582386
Cozy kind of manipped them all to be enemies.

>>42582351
Lol

>>42582437
>Cozy gets released from stone after a few years in an attempt to reform her by Twilight now that she feels more confident in her friendship skills.
>Cozy has come to accept she will not be taking over Equestria through force anytime soon.
>She still wants that throne though and is brainstorming how to get it.
>She eventually decides that h\if she can't be the sole ruler of Equestria, than coruler is the next best thing.
>She decides she will seduce Twilight and become her wife so that she may be Empress alongside her.
>Twilight is confused how Cozy Glow could ever come up with such a stupid idea.
>She's also confused by herself because it's kinda working.

>>42582491
Cozy could do better, and ideally with someone closer to her age.

>>42582397
Cozy Glow is a Goddess. Show some respect.

>>42582119
Cozy Glow is a villain. Thus an enemy. Thus no fast travelling.

>>42582357
Fat filly dump truck that she uses to bully the fuck out of you. :3

>>42583190
Wow, Anon. You really don't know how enemies work.

>>42583198
>our resident schizo chastising someone's understanding of literally anything
kek

>>42583237
Yeah cause that's how schizophrenia works.

>>42583562
Pinkie and RD had foal-making sex.

Cozy Glow's punishment was too harsh, given how she was groomed into being a villain. It also defeats the principal that anyone (like Starlight) can be redeemed

Here's my proposed punishment for her, followed by rehabilitation:

>Be brought to the castle in Canterlot
>She will be led to the kitchen of the banquet hall
>There, she will be ordered to cook a large feast for the entirety of the castle guard, with minimal assistance
>The meals will consist of dishes based on bran and oats, beans, several green vegetables, lentils, cheeses,
>She will also have to carbonate a vat of sarsaparilla
>In addition, she will have to make desserts such as several gallons of ice cream, cakes, bread puddings, tiramisu, cheesecakes
>She will serve every single member of the royal guard, apologizing profusely for her actions and thanking them for their service
>After they eat, she will have to bus all the silverware and plates to be washed
>She will receive assistance here, because the window for the final stage of the punishment is narrow

The final stage of punishment, before rehabilitation:

>She will be shackled, tied, and chained to a log, on her belly
>Her head will be stuck through a Pillory
>Her mouth will be gagged
>After all the preparations are complete, the royal guard lines up
>Each one will look at her with contempt, before turning around 180 degrees
>Each guardsman will then press their ponuts to her snout and rip some serious ass
>Each guard was instructed to hold it in, and only deflate the balloon in her face
>This will continue for every soldier in line
>The only breaks in the action will be when she has to be ungagged to puke, or have her nostrils cleared when the occasional hershey squirt hits
>She will then be untied and brought to the royal bathhouse to be cleaned up.

The next morning, her rehabilitation with Princess Twilight will begin.

>>42583802
I don't know, Anon. This just seems to be about your fart fetish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0pLBgRCw

>>42583892
It's just Glimmerretard posting his gay faggotry, as usual.

>>42582939
>Cozy is friends with Flurry, and for some reason doesn't realise the filly has a crush on her.
>Flurry is getting increasingly jealous of all the flirting Cozy is doing towards her aunt and is trying to flirt with Cozy herself.
>Cozy is too dense to notice, though.
>Cadence watches on like she's watching two trains on a collision course.
>She'll intervene and set things straight before things get too out of hand, but for now she's too fascinated by the strangeness playing out before her.

>>42584203
Based and Flurry x Cozy pilled.

>>42527097
Faaaaaag

>>42533220
This guy gets it

>>42578120
>She's a child
Out of 10!

There hasn't been many stories for the Cozy Glow contest on Fimfiction. I'm afraid this contest might be a flop. I blame shitty prompts. I don't understand why they are even needed.

Seems canon to me.

>>42584916
Cozy's not that bloodthirsty.

>>42585275
She is when it comes to evil child-killing cunts who did nothing right ever.

>>42585448
Twilight didn't kill her, Celestia, Luna and Discord did.

>>42585275
She's not but because of her methods ponies are dying.

>>42585563
Twilight sat back and watched. She’s just as guilty and will receive no mercy from my perfect Goddess.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/555069/cozy-glows-completely-normal-family

I wish this would continue. It is really good and cute.

And then they kissed.

>>42530271
You forgot the aftermath.

>>42586481
I've been meaning to read that.

>>42579796
>>42583195

>>42586517
I really don't get this image.
Or should I say all the text.
I could just see Flurry being turned on by the bracelet because she has an ultimate bad boy fetish due to wanting to piss off her over controlling parents, and thus Cozy is ticking a lot of boxes in that moment.

>>42587097
There are those who learn how to enjoy the chaos and then there are those who are eaten by the eye of the storm.

>>42587442
I dunno, last time was only with one hoof.

>>42587725
Maybe it was a half-hatched plan.

>>42586722
>>42586724
*boop*

>>42587442
Or she made a conscious decision to try and look cutesy to maximize her chances of unstoning.

>>42588193
Exactly.

>>42587442
Guys, we need to save Cozy Glow

>>42587442
>Cozy knows that the petrification will only last until someone frees her or magic leaves Equestria.
>No matter how long this is, it will be a blink of an eye for her.
>In either situation, she knows she can capitalize on it to rule Equestria, especially in the no-magic scenario.

Cozy Glow has loving parents.

>>42588708
Fillies who try to steal all the magic do not have loving parents

>>42588708
They were sent to the magic glue factory shortly after she was born
Very sad

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/582322/frenemies-forever

New story. I wonder if its good. Nice to see a Flurry/Golly story without a romance tag.

Let's assume Cozy absoluty has to be petrified for who knows how long, but you got to pick the exact pose she's statued in. What would it look like? Something nice and dignified to lessen the blow of the punishment? Or something more humiliating?

>>42588708
Yes, me. I adopted her.

>>42589866
Cozy wants Equestria to reach equilibrium but in order for it to do that one can not always question every angle of a determined outcome.
She agrees to be turned to stone forever rather than being destroyed. The word 'accusation' is engraved on the base of the statue. The statue is placed next to the entrance of Canterlot's supreme courthouse, on the opposite side of Starlight's statue saying 'restitution' (not turned to stone btw. A statue was built after she fricking died because of Cozy).

>>42591150
Pretty creature

>>42591727
ys

>>42584614
Honestly, there aren't even a whole lot of prompts this year. Past years had far more, and that was before you counted the shitty few prompts that get reused every year only to still have no takers. I guess they overcompensated getting rid of those.

>>42590706
What?

>>42592613
Just get rid of the prompts.

>>42592613
>>42589866 asked for a forever petrification scenario and I complied.

Cozy Glow's ponut stinks really bad, just the scent wafting from her ponut and wilt plants.

>>42592689
Cozy Glow would be the type of pony who makes no sounds to her farts and suppresses them, but whose still stink worse than others'.

>>42592689
>>42593892
Hang yourselves fartniggers

>>42593892
UNF. Glimmy is still at the top though.

>>42594264
Mmmm.... no.

>>42543739
Why she mad?

>>42595071
Because of the fartniggers farting all over the board

>>42595107
Where.

>>42595551
Everywhere.

Unicorn superiority.

>>42596303
She looks weird

>>42596940
>I'm twelve
What did they mean by this?

>>42596940
lol, cozy's father is that gay stallion

>>42596981
Imagine Cozy manipulating the entirety of Equestria by only saying she's 12.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nW3-9gdjYA

>>42596981
Why did Celestia turn Cozy into a mule?

>>42596967
That she's 12.

>>42597609
sometimes a filly is just a filly

>>42596745
Still superior.

>>42597908
>5x6 chessboard

>>42598125
>4 claws

>>42596940
Good dad.

>>42598812
Gollybolt!

Golly

bump

>>42597908
Daddy Tirek was almost real.

>>42558842
Who is she shooting?

>>42601198
I reckon the guy that said she shouldn't have a gun.

Any more good Golly fics?

>>42602477
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/566996/the-lie-of-friendship

>>42602761
Too sad...

>>42602077
Adorable!

>>42602876
This. I hate tragic things happening to Cozy.

>>42602876
>>42604602
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/451589/castling-cozy-glow
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/563574/villains-arent-supposed-to-die
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/568413/recall-me-in-your-next-adventure

any mediocre Cozy Glow stories worth reading?

>>42604682
>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/451589/castling-cozy-glow
One of the best.
>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/563574/villains-arent-supposed-to-die
>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/568413/recall-me-in-your-next-adventure
Also very good. Nice to see Cozy outliving most of Twilight's friends. Despite their best efforts, she made it to old age.

>>42605597
>Nice to see Cozy outliving most of Twilight's friends. Despite their best efforts, she made it to old age.
True, she even made a new friend.

bump

>>42527093
DWK was right, it should've been Chrissy undercover as a foal the whole time.

>>42527163
Team Rookie blasting off again!

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/582970/blind-swine

This one is new. Is it good?

>>42607406
>Second Person
>Anon
No, it's shit.

>>42607593
so it’s good thanks anon!

>>42607406
pretty good, I think this'll be a winner

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/583002/triple-threat-family

Also new, might be good-ish.

>>42609434
such great balance

>>42609891
I can stand on two legs too

>>42610645
I'd love to see an animation of her firing that shotgun, recovering from what happens, then trying to pump a new round into the chamber.

Diamond may be my fav but I'll always love drawing Cozy

>>42607175
That really would have subverted our expectations. Updooted.

>>42610914
I'll always love saving new images of Equestria's true heir

>>42610807
I could see a pegasus using the kickback as a way to dash around in the air

i need to >rape
cozy glow

i need to >love
cozy glow

>>42612314
no

We should all give Cozy Glow our social security numbers and credit card numbers.

>>42612314
gross

Who taught her how to lockpick?

>>42614646
Pinkie Pie.

>>42614057
I agree.

>>42613384
Such confidence!

>>42616829
It's not mayonnaise...

bump

Anti spamtard bump

Cozy has stolen Rainbow Dash's wings.

filly

>>42620251
>she conveniently "forgets" those shorts when she leaves, leaving them for you

>>42527136
She's only doing it to manipulate you.

I know you don't care I'm just saying...

>>42620617
>Oh how convenient, I needed a new face mask!

>>42620251
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>42621143
> POV: Her villain origin story.

>>42621352
She lived on some random ancient ruins?

>>42621352
who is looking at her?

bampo

>>42622526
Scootaloo is retarded.

>>42621143
Was this her home or academy? Is she responsible for causing the fire? What's going on in this image?

>>42622370
>>42622763
You're overthinking this. lol

>>42622526
So this is why Cozy wanted to be an alicorn...

>>42623906
Boop

>>42623661
It's a library. Twilight is burning it down to prevent ponies from having access to books.

>>42624040
Lies. Twilight would rather be skinned alive than cause damage to a book

sex with Cozy Glow

>>42624040
Twily would never do something like this.

>>42624040
evil

>>42625433
true

If Ciderfest has a guest like Josh Haber or Mike Vogel, it is going to be so fucking hard for me to not go up to them and spazz out ranting about how I can’t even wrap my fucking mind around the fact that they ever would’ve thought, even for a split second, that the whole killing a kid ending was even remotely close to somewhat acceptable, let alone actually going all the way forward with it without having even a second of rational, lucid thought about how objectively fucking horrendous and evil it is. Like, “This is how you fucking idiots decided to end the entire show?! What the fuck is your problem?!!?!?!!?! There’s something fucking wrong with you!!!!!!!!!”

I might say *something,* but only if I’m sure I can control myself. Because it’s really not fair what they did, and the idea that they can just pretend that they didn’t write the worst and most evil scene in television history is honestly laughable. They are not above criticism. Mentioning the objective fact that they ruined the entire multiverse with that shit is not “harassment.”

But don’t worry, I’ll control myself. I’ll only talk to them at all if there’s an opportunity, and I’ll be as respectful as I possibly can while being honest about my opinion. I’ll avoid curses or hyperbolic language.

Or what *sounds like* hyperbolic language. Being hyperbolic means to exaggerate, meaning that the reality isn’t as extreme as the words you’re using would suggest. I don’t believe that to be the case here. There’s actually no words in the English language that could ever begin to even scratch the surface of how inhumanly evil that wretched abomination of an ending was. Hyperbole for it is a contradiction in terms, as you could only ever talk about it being *less* evil than it actually factually is. Exaggerating how bad it is is literally impossible. You could never do it in a million billion years, even if you dictated the evolution of language to ensure that in the future there’s even more nuanced words to express concepts about the most extreme forms of evil, the best you could hope for is *maybe* getting to 0.0000001% accurate in your description of how bad this fucking ending was, and even then, your thesis on it would need to exceed the length of anything ever written from the dawn of time up to now.

>>42625946
Bro bro...
Take your meds

If Golly was sent back in time to oh lets say Episode 3, how bad could she fuck up Equestria?

I want to breed every single one of her curls and make em all pregnant!!!

>>42568858
1. As far as I can tell, Zeno's hell refers to "AI" generated images of Sunset Shimmer and near-death experiences, made recently. This might be wrong, however. I will say that I don't think it's anything old enough for pretend-oldfags to call you a newfag over. Would not be the first time something was completely new that I've seen others pretend it wasn't, but like I said, I could be wrong.

>>42625946
I love you GollyFag

>>42626216
impossible

>>42625946
>the whole killing a kid ending
Well, she wasn't "killed," just indefinitely turned to stone. Although given that characters like Stygian or Tempest got forgiven so quickly, it doesn't look good.

I would argue Celestia and Luna retiring destroys the multiverse, given that they are portrayed as two constants meant to govern the world, like Yin and Yang.

And I imagine they would let Cozy stay encased for a while, but eventually let her (and not the other two) go, just to instill fear of consequences into her.

If she was left like that for eternity however...yikes. That is a punch to the soul, especially given her lack of a backstory to understand her psyche.

>>42627186
Thing is though, there was more to suggest that they never planned on releasing her then the opposite.

>>42627282
I could see that, given she was placed in Tartarus at the end of S8. The writers just doubled down on her punishment.

>>42625946
She is a cartoon character. You are getting this angry over a single bad episode of a cartoon.
This is how you sound:
https://youtu.be/e4ay8mZ7ywE

>>42626550
Thanks!

>>42627186
They definitely intended it to be forever, because the script literally says so. It’s just such an unfathomably evil goddamn ending.

>>42627592
Except the SpongeBob episode wasn’t shoving some “moral” down your throat, so when things like this happen, it’s only reflecting the fact that things don’t always work out in real life. Even if SpongeBob and Patrick had intentionally ruined Squidward’s life in it (which they didn’t), the point of the episode would still not be that these things are good.

I reject this “don’t think about what stories are saying” horseshit. A cartoon has the capacity to be just as evil as anything else. Stories reflect our beliefs. The SpongeBob example does as well, though the reviewer is making a mistake in his interpretation of the episode’s intent. The episode does have a message you can draw from it, and it’s about how being a curmudgeon like Squidward can do you in. He actually was responsible for what happened to his house in it. If he’d been more easygoing an appreciated SpongeBob and Patrick’s attempts to be good neighbors, literally none of it would’ve happened.

The MLP episode might’ve been attempting to be cruely humorous in the way it presented it’s inarguably evil lesson, but—first of all, it failed and was just a miserable, cringeworthy piece of shit—but more importantly, the message was the most evil thing in the history of television.

The Mane Six are basically the most evil protagonists in the history of fiction, and I’m including characters that the writers know full well is an antihero.

And by the way, it wasn’t one episode. It was the ending of Season 8, and then the entirety of Season 9 that was all building to this cruel, hate-filled, despicably evil fucking ending. I will never forgive them for this abomination against God!!! Fuck everyone responsible for this PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42627620
Twily did nothing wrong, it was Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, but mainly Celestia.

>>42627641
Standing back like a coward on the day of your coronation while the outgoing leaders commit the most heinous atrocity in the history of Equestria is not “doing nothing wrong.”

>>42627650
Celestia would rape her ass if she did something

>>42627696
Sometimes you gotta be willing to risk getting raped. But regardless, we have no evidence Twilight undid this luciferian act of unmitigated evil that NO good person would ever support!!!!!!!

>>42627592
>She is a cartoon character. You are getting this angry over a single bad episode of a cartoon.
Storytelling is an integral part of the human condition. If we didn't partake in shaping our own values and beliefs this way, our species would revolve only around: Food, water, fucking, and eventually dying.

I left out security, because the fact that there's risk in the world, forces one to make judgment calls and record stories of those who played with fire, or who wandered off too far, never to be seen again. Storytelling is a part of who we are.

>>42628569
this

>>42628327
very nice

she cute

>>42630149
Qt

Golly!

the turnout for the contest was pretty low, sad

>>42631660
GollyFandom is dead and over :(

>>42631660
context, fag

>>42632050
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/213908/cozy-glow/thread/563664/cozy-glow-short-story-contest-6-guidelines

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/582893/assailing-the-keep

new

>>42632539
Not bad.

>>42631660
There's too few prompts this year. No genre restrictions sounds nice but you still need options to work with.

>>42631231
Yes.

>>42632539
Probably the best contest entry so far.

>>42632849
That was a fun story. Aleximus can make good stuff when he isn't focused on his fat fetish.

>>42635019
Based.

>>42634309
I thought about reading this shit some time ago, but I saw that he made Pinkie Pie fat, so I gave up.

>>42635352
It really isnt that bad, even if fat Pinkie and Spike are.

>>42635704
Clever.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/583127/euthanasia

This story is so fucking stupid.

>>42637933
Why is Flurry following her?

>>42638102
She loves her flank.

>>42637474
lol

>>42637474
bitch better watch out when I get out in twelve years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6bChqlZonk
Anon and Cozy stopped by the light.
>Anon: This is it. This is the end of my dream.
>Cozy: Yes.
>Anon: Let's go, Cozy.
Anon looked at Cozy. She just stood there.
>Anon: Come on, Cozy. It's time for us to leave.
Cozy's eyes narrowed. She was up to something.
>Anon: Where does the light lead, Cozy?
Anon was scared now. She would surely betray him and take him back down to Tartaros.
Then Cozy flew into Anon's chest. Anon fell into the light from the impact. He opened his eyes and looked down.
>Cozy: Up. It's a direction I never could, never can and never will be able to take.
Anon slowly drifted away from Cozy.
Anon: Thanks Cozy.
Cozy looked up at Anon one last time and smiled with sadness in her eyes.

evilfilly

goodfilly

>>42639628
Did he die?

>>42640309
Yeah. And you're next.

>>42640309
He went where Cozy's heart can never follow.

bump

Chess lures in player with the promise of being strategic and quick-witted. Psychopaths are lured in for this very reason. Psychopaths have a hard time to create important memories because of their differently wired neurology. After a few thousand games chess becomes a game purely of memory instead of strategy and quick-wittedness. Training memory actually makes psychopaths less psychopathologic. They will still always need to look out for number one but they start needing to take a few detours through easier created core memories.
The fewer the stars, the darker the sky.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/582355/the-twilight-trap

Twilight sure is a bitch in this one.

Seems like this comic will have Cozy. Might be worth following.

https://derpibooru.org/tags/comic-colon-golden+roast+rehab+proyect

>>42641415
Who let this brat out of daycare?

>>42642890
Me.

>>42643472
Well put her back

>>42643795
No.

Can't wait for anni gollyposting.

thread suddenly fast as fuck

>>42645886
la creatura

>>42647282
SHE IS PONY!

>>42648745
>plap
>plap
Ow!
>plap
>plap
>plap

>>42650185
Cozy's butt makes very weird sounds when you slap it.

>>42569976
If only. So tired of good fics dying. Write the whole thing then post, don't torment me.

>>42652274
Well, technically that particular fanfic did get complete.

That being said, I really wish Dawn Adopted got a new chapter already. I fucking love that fic so much.

>>42648745
Why Fluttershy?

>>42652274
I feel the same way about "How many lovers have you made today?" That cliffhanger is leaving my fingers numb from hanging on, and my mind hungry for more.

>>42648554
>SHE IS PONY
Implying pony is not also creature.

>>42655140
She is pony.

>>42656597
yay

I hate people who think Cozy Glow deserved any punishment whatsoever. Evil retards. She’s a perfect person; you’re all evil monstrous freaks of nature. JUSTICE FOR COZY GLOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42661261
>Cozy glow is a perfect person
Ok rookie.

>>42658999
She is adorable.

So now that the 12th has passed, what do you think was the best story in the contest?

>>42663849
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/582893/assailing-the-keep

>>42656597
How rough would puberty be for Cozy? What does Cozy do to cope?

Hard mode, I don't mean in a lewd way lmao.

>>42665640
>>42666351
brat

>>42668429
yum

>>42670887
nonce

Damn, when was the last time a Golly thread reached 500?

>>42671088
Today? Try and keep up, anon.

>>42668429
Cozy Glow giving Rarity a tan.

So, new thread?