>>42528448 (OP)
Is Amy's hobby to be a shopping assistant for other ponies? You know, trying to find a nice gift or something like that for loved ones. >>42528455
Why is that a bit more adorable than when they use hooves?
>>42528690
They're not even part of the same city, let alone same friend group Anon
Or are you going to try to say Pinkie isn't the ultimate chatterbox over Minny either, if putting all mares in one box?
Did we ever find what was in Amy's box?
>>42528485 >On the phone with a chatterbox >Corded phone >Can't go anywhere or do anything while on the phone.
I have been in this situation many times, sadly not with a pony.
>>42528485 >AMY. >LISTEN TO ME. >IF YOU SAY ONE MORE THING, I SWEAR ON EVERYTHING HOLY THAT I WILL PERFORM A KARATE CHOP SO POWERFUL, SO SPIRITUALLY UNNECESSARY, THAT THE VERY FABRIC OF REALITY WILL PAUSE TO BUFFER. >I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT A NORMAL CHOP. >NO, AMY. >I’M TALKING ABOUT A FULL-BODY, 360-DEGREE, WIND-UP-THAT-DEFINES-A-GENERATION TYPE OF CHOP. >A CHOP THAT CREATES ITS OWN WEATHER SYSTEM. >A CHOP THAT’S EVEN ILLEGALLY CLASSIFIED IN YAKYAKISTAN >AND I WON’T EVEN TOUCH YOU. >THE CHOP WILL HAPPEN NEAR YOU. >THE SUGGESTION OF THE CHOP IS ENOUGH. >YOUR MANE WILL FLUTTER. >YOUR FLANK WILL TREMBLE. >A RANDOM FOAL WILL START CRYING THREE BLOCKS AWAY.
>>42531821 >"..."
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"..." >"..." >"So anyway, I went by the Spa earlier and you wouldn't believe it if I told you how amazing their new front lounge feels, they renovated the whole area and created a feel that almost seems like I'm in the castle. Not any castle, Twilight's castle. As if you're the guest of honour for- >"Wait, does that mean you don't have two spoons of sugar to share? Do you want me to go get some for you too? I don't mind passing by your house to give you two spoonfulls, so you have it ready and available next time you need some. Mare, I'll say, if only you knew how hard it is to find a good sugarcube nowadays. The perfect square. Just the right crunchyness. And that crystal white look that's just begging to be tasted... most of them seem rushed, or delivered by mail and- Oh! I can check with Daisy! Maybe she has enough sugar to share for us two, four spoonfulls should be enough right? Two for me, two for you. Do you need anything else? Some Daffodil? Is your Hay stock empty like last time I was around? I can look around for some if you need, it's no burden really, just like the day Derpy came back home with Dinky and she forgot to get the bread. Boy that was a riot. Did I tell you about the day Twilight's castle just BLAM! and then the crystal tree propped up? Yea, it was all Zim and pzazz then vwoosh and the window view was utterly ruined, but I guess she's a princess to do whatever now, and waking up to crystals isn't that bad since we're on the back side. I feel bad for Dust Devil since she lives in the front, do you think she's been that grump nowadays because the shining going straight inside her house almost 20 hours straight? Oh, I know! Hayburgers! Since there's no sugar I'll probably skip over and get some for myself. Hey, do you want a combo for you too?
