Thread 42530564

I wish Equestria could conquer our world and use the Elements of Harmony to get rid of all corruption and evil that bloats everywhere.

You forgot the part about turnunf every pesky human into a pony

>>42530576
could you please not turn this into a shitflinging thread, Anon above me? I know your post is premium bait guaranteed to have a schizoid endlessly argue with you. If you're ragebaiting then please stop

>>42530564 (OP)
we had this thread already
I remember bitching that OP pic has no mention of Luna

>>42530589
this takes place before the show aka when nightmare moon broke free

>>42530564 (OP)
>not 100% pony
>not 100% celestianism

>>42530564 (OP)
Same
>>42530576
While I do not hate myself and quite enjoy my human form, over the years I became comfortable with the thought of becoming a pony, if it would be mandatory, given it would align with the gender I was born as, and I would be able to chose the race and customise the looks.

Ponies and equestria girl humans should rule over irl humans. I wouldn't even have a problem with being enslaved in such a scenario, it would really be comparable to being a tribal african taken to a plantation in America (the ones in the carribean were actual death traps so that would have be worse) where you at least get food, housing, and christianity instead of being a nomad with no home, living off roots, nuts, and wild meat, and being part of some animistic extremely superstitious religion. Even the most civilized white man is a savage in comparison to a pony.

>>42530595
So where would all of the humans go? Or would they be forced to becoming stateless people who aren’t even counted in the census as they toil mining the country’s mineral resources for Canterlot?
>>42530605
Except you may still not get enough food for you to be satisfied. And who says the slaves didn’t have any food before being enslaved or sold off?

>>42530564 (OP)
What makes you think you're not part of the evil?
Also, Blueblood's existence in the show implies a degree of corruption even in Equestria.

>>42530625
Where is it implied? All he does in the show is reject Rarity.

>>42530621
As a slave, you were at least ensured to always get edible food, even if it wasn't the best. There is a romanticized view of primitive people eating mostly fruit and meat but the food you would get would be more comparable to potatoes and vegetables and you didn't even get any seasonings or much cooking beyond maybe boiling it and if you did find meat or fruit it would be nothing like we have today where our fruit and animals have been bred to be really tasty. And then you aren't even sure you can get food everyday. If you aren't successful for even just a few days that could mean death because then you won't have the energy to go hunt or gather as intensely, throwing you into a potential death spiral. Just a piece of leavened bread or a stew with some simple seasonings is high tech gourmet food in comparison to what primitive people in Africa would be eating during that time.

>>42530630
He is shown as lazy, sheltered and entitled. Not to mention the Canterlot nobility from S2E9 who act the same way.

>Fascinating... listen to this Spike
>It says here despite being kicked out of 109 different countries, and representing less than 0.2% of the global population, these people still make up more than 25% of the wealthiest figures in the world!
>How could such a small, hated group still hold so much power? I think we need to get to the bottom of this

>>42530655
Except this arguably follows a colonialist narrative painting the Africans as primitive people when, in reality, they had civilizations like any other, such as the Kingdom of Aksum. Slaves were, however, historically the losers of wars and their descendants, which has a degree of historical precedent, but this still means they could have been sold off to ethically better slaveholders in other places or even freed by them.

>>42531206
>“And you’re asking this when we come from a world where only a few people have this kind of power.”
>“I mean, wouldn’t you stand to lose as a princess by humiliating these people you’re talking about?”

>>42530564 (OP)
I wish equestria could invade our world through the portal and we would have a fucking epic war like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iSVkq3-seU

>>42531837
It'd be more like with the Combine with it being a total 7 hour war.

Fantasizing about ponies conquering and dominating your society ironically reduces your chances of going to Equestria because you believe that friendship isn't enough.

>>42532298
Post nose.

>>42532295
Without the combine part of earth being strip mined? It'd be a bit better.

>>42530564 (OP)
How do you know the ponies would favor whites and Christianity? I feel like most of them would be sickened by Christian symbolism. Explain to a pony RIGHT NOW why it's actually a nice thing to pray to the image of a man being tortured.

>>42530564 (OP)
Men are meant to be sex slaves for mares while women are just slaves.

>>42533597
Good end.

>>42533597
Bad end.

>>42530625
Actually, I'm part of the evil. I hate myself for wanting to rape mares and do cruel things to them.

>>42530605
Equestria Girls are just regular women but with rainbow skin color

>>42530564 (OP)
It's corruption that drove you to have this desire and now that you have it you find life drab, empty, and ultimately intolerable. Even the presence of pastel ponies brings you no joy and you ultimately end up jumping out your apartment window not to kill yourself but to experience on brief moment of joyful sensation. Be careful what you wish for Anon. I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal

>>42530564 (OP)
Humans have no etheric presence, the elements of harmony would not even register a target. Also, our planet is so devoid of magic it would be toxic to ponies.

bump

>>42530564 (OP)
You're insane.