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Anonymous No.42533938 >>42533951 >>42533955 >>42534386 >>42534842 >>42534849 >>42534876 >>42535531 >>42540220
>I donโ€™t care if its Hearthswarming. I donโ€™t even care if its the human equivalent called Christmas. You will work tomorrow or be fired and run out of town. Do I make myself clear peasant? Oh and because you dared to question my decision in the first place, you wont be earning holiday pay. Now get to workโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.42533946
Can I eat your ponut while you let out all the noxious gas you've been holding in?
Anonymous No.42533951
>>42533938 (OP)
Has big throbbing, pulsating red boner
gosh, alright miss glimmer.
Anonymous No.42533955 >>42534381
>>42533938 (OP)
>hearts' warming
>in September
I know that the show had shitty scheduling for holiday episodes but I'm surprised that it extends to threads on /mlp/
anyway
>rape
Anonymous No.42534303 >>42534307
Glump
Anonymous No.42534307 >>42534309
>>42534303
>is my thread is not getting attention? oh my r eddit I better bump so glimmer farts harder for me
Brapfag...
Anonymous No.42534309
>>42534307
Not my thread. But since my WIFE is in it i'm obligated to bump it up a few times before letting it fall off the board.
Anonymous No.42534381 >>42534410 >>42534849
>>42533955
>I know its September anon but do you think you could get me a turkey? Please? Iโ€™m starvingโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.42534386
>>42533938 (OP)
Glimmer is this because I won't let you watch me fuck my wife?
Anonymous No.42534410 >>42534865 >>42541975
>>42534381
>pony
>wants a turkey
brb gonna eat town's entire supply of hay
Anonymous No.42534842
>>42533938 (OP)
Based, people get too hung up on things like heartwarming eve. It is just another ordinary day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUiUQOfOMrU
Anonymous No.42534849
>>42533938 (OP)
>>42534381
Anonymous No.42534865
>>42534410
Talk about spite. lmao
Anonymous No.42534876
>>42533938 (OP)
Hug da mare.
Anonymous No.42535531 >>42536836 >>42537897 >>42537915
>>42533938 (OP)
I love that outfit and her cute little hoofie slippers
Anonymous No.42536836
>>42535531
Arenโ€™t they supposed to be the horse equivalent of those Victorian gloves people wore?
Anonymous No.42537897
>>42535531
Unnnffffffff
Anonymous No.42537915
>>42535531
Anonymous No.42538778 >>42542150
Not only are you three months off but you're also a massive faggot for making yet another
>"ACKSHULLY PONIES ARE AWFUL GUISE HAHAHA"
thread
Anonymous No.42540220 >>42540945
>>42533938 (OP)
>finish up work with a smile and go to bed thankful for an excuse to avoid any parties
>wake up next morning to find half the town having invited itself into your parlor for an impromptu celebration
>Snowfall is there, having apparently lost her mind at some point during the night; she's pouring out money like water
>getting an explanation out of her in such a state takes forever
>once you have, though, you know what must be done
>next year, you're ready to finish what she started
>ghosts' attempts to guilt and threaten you don't work
>ritual is completed right as the festivities reach their peak; every Hearth's Warming tree in the kingdom simultaneously blackens as if consumed by invisible flames
>back in your kitchen, cauldron already beginning to frost over, you heave the sigh of a job well done as eldritch howls begin to fill the air
Anonymous No.42540945 >>42541771 >>42541906 >>42543138
>>42540220
now erase nightmare night
Anonymous No.42541771
>>42540945
>start rumors about poisoned/drugged candy, Nightmare Night actually being Grogar-worship, et cetera
>sit back and watch as Pony Karens take your ideas and run with them
>Celestia is compelled to sign a decree banning her little sister's holiday
>Luna finds out and promptly goes full Nightmare
Anonymous No.42541906
>>42540945
That image is in the tragically hilarious luna category
Anonymous No.42541975 >>42544815
>>42534410
Birds are nature's Skittles
Anonymous No.42542150 >>42542242
>>42538778
It's not though. You probably didn't watch the episode but Glimmer was playing the role of the Equestrian equivalent of Scrooge. It wasn't actually Glimmer. So the OP is not out of character.
And let's not forget that Glimmer was one of the major villains in FiM. She was actually bad at one point, very bad.
She's not some innocent background mare.
Anonymous No.42542242
>>42542150
>She was actually bad
>was
Anonymous No.42543138 >>42543478 >>42543511 >>42544896
>>42540945
I know this is supposed to be sad but i always found this picture funny as fuck.
Anonymous No.42543478 >>42543511
>>42543138
it was supposed to be sad?
Anonymous No.42543511 >>42543891
>>42543138
>>42543478
>
Anonymous No.42543891
>>42543511
Not canon because I would be there
Anonymous No.42543961 >>42544849 >>42544932
What would Snowfall do if you just bred her right there? Would the spirit of Heartshwarming fill her body? Or just the seed from balls?
Anonymous No.42544815
>>42541975
Well, they are colorful.
Anonymous No.42544849
>>42543961
She'd let out a really toxic fart that kills you instantly.
Anonymous No.42544896
>>42543138
It is but Luna's face is too funny
Anonymous No.42544932
>>42543961
You'll get her addicted to BHC which will encourage her to enslave human men to serve and breed mares.