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Anonymous No.42534261 >>42534341 >>42535022 >>42539909 >>42541202
Sexy, Sexy Headcanons
When Ponies of both sexes approach sexual climax, they whinny, neigh, and nicker. In lust, the Pony brain returns to horsey.

This is especially the case for Earth Ponies, who make such sounds entirely involuntarily. Stallions snort air through their nostrils a lot.
Anonymous No.42534341 >>42534350
>>42534261 (OP)
Mares evolved to be as attractive as possible to male predators, so they would be raped by them and become living sex toys instead of eaten and killed.
Anonymous No.42534350 >>42534362
>>42534341
Just like human women.
Anonymous No.42534362
>>42534350
Didn't work to well for them
Anonymous No.42534391
Mares LOVE being called "Mommy" by their potential mates, so much that they immediately become aroused.
It's an instinctual response, playing on both their procreation and maternal instincts, as her stallion or man simutaneously acknowledges the mare as his superior (and thus less chance for him to abandon the foal), is being cutesy, clingy and extremely submissive (and rideable); pushing the buttons on the mare's maternal instinct, and is viewing the mare as a potentional sexual partner, wanting to make her a Mommy for real.
Anonymous No.42534884 >>42535234 >>42538622
Crotchboobs share coat coloration and dark teats are rare.
Anonymous No.42535022 >>42535479
>>42534261 (OP)
>Instead of moans he want's to hear barn animal sounds
Homosexual
Anonymous No.42535234
>>42534884
Yeah, but what about nipple colors?
Anonymous No.42535479
>>42535022
What? Does it not fit with the blacked porn you grew up fapping too?
Anonymous No.42536532
Luna likes to play with Anon's testicles under the table during boring meetings. She disguises the glow from her horn by levitating her tea cup at the same time.
truth spreader No.42536653
42535479
Mutt's law
Anonymous No.42538622 >>42539962
>>42534884
Yeah i've never liked dark teats
Anonymous No.42539909 >>42539934
>>42534261 (OP)
>Sexy, Sexy Headcanons
muh human stamina
Anonymous No.42539934 >>42539959
>>42539909
I always liked it. Especially the implication that stallions literally can't edge which is hot as fuck.
Anonymous No.42539959
>>42539934
I remember laughing at one short green where >anonstallion literally couldn't stop cumming after sticking his penis inside Rainbow Dash
it was incest green also
Anonymous No.42539962 >>42540154
>>42538622
Dark teats with darker nipples!
Anonymous No.42540154
>>42539962
how dark can they be?
Anonymous No.42541202 >>42542195
>>42534261 (OP)
Listen here everyone, pegasi, sensitive, wings
Anonymous No.42542195
>>42541202
I could agree with this, except for me it would have to be that their wings only become sensitive when aroused. Same way how I think about pony teats.