Thread 42535338

Would you still love your waifu if she was a single mother?
Would you step up and be a man where another stallion had failed?

idk. i haven't even been in a relationship and now i'm supposed to be an insta-father?

>>42535338 (OP)
When you're in love with someone you learn to love the things they do too.

>>42535338 (OP)
Who's fucking child is that? Did Dash cum inside herself?

>>42535338 (OP)
how did she give birth to a clone?

I don't have a waifu but yeah sure. I'm not one of those big 'purity' guys, at the end of the day if a pony makes me happy and I want to make her life better then I'd do just that.
>>42535351
Ponies can reproduce via mitosis if there are no sexual partners available. This was very common in the G1 era but less so in the G4 era.

>>42535355
Parthenogenesis

>>42535351
Yup! After hearing how Anons were just meming, and they didn't actually follow through she decided to take it upon herself to finally cum inside rainbowdash. I hope your proud of yourself

>>42535338 (OP)
>Would you still love your waifu if she was a single mother?
Anon, I...

>>42535338 (OP)
I don't want to be picky, surely a mare can do nearly no wrong, and I am a virgin. But, it depends how far the apple fell from the tree. If the child looks like a normal pony I'm probably fine. If the child looks like Discord I'm walking away.

>>42535338 (OP)
Anon...

>>42535459
>>42535537
what is your favourite Vodka brand?

it would depend on why she was a single mother and if the foal was a filly or a colt. Filly yes, would raise, colt, nope.

>>42535338 (OP)
Hell no. I hate children.

>>42535554
what do you have against colts?

>>42535586
fillies are just cuter than colts and I totally wouldn't do... things... to the filly, and groom her into being a proper wife when she was old enough

>>42535588
I'm telling Celestia.

>>42535351
It's Scootaloo in body paint.

>>42535543
>vodka
дoмaшний caмoгoн лyчшe

4/6 of the mane 6 are effectively single mothers, so unless you're a ponk or flutterfag you're SoL

Yes

>>42535668
>ponk
she effectively raises Cakes' foals
>Twilight is (effectively) a single mother
how?

>>42535668
Those are their sisters anon. That's not the same.

>>42535684
spike

>>42535686
>effectively
Applejack is absolutely Apple Bloom's parent, and Sweetie Belle lives with Rarity. Jury's out on Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash, but are you really going to acknowledge season 9?

>>42535668
fluttershy is a single mother to about a hundred animals

>>42535695
He's like a brother anon. Completely different.

>>42535696
They act like parents sure but that's socially a completely different situation than being a parent. Even if it entails the same care.

>>42535696
>Sweetie Belle lives with Rarity.
incorrect.

>>42535695
Spike is a slave/child/brother/pet depending on the episode you're watching

>>42535700
They're woodland creatures anon. The next thing you're going to say Cherilee is a mom to her students.

>>42535722
At the end of the day you'd be dating a girl who is raising a kid.

>>42535735
they live in her home and she is the sole caretaker of them.

>>42535740
That's fine. I would love to help raise a kid. I just don't want the crushing pain of being treated like a wallet after a lifetime of rejection and singleness and that's to say nothing of the sexual implication.

>>42535753
Look anon, I love my cat but I would never say he's my actual child.

>>42535760
your cat isn't sapient. probably

>>42535755
It's simple, she takes care of her sibling, that's wonderful. She had a child with another stallion and never ince was interested in me but now wants me to look past that as I bail them out, that's much less wonderful, possibly not okay.

>>42535755
Well if you cum inside Rainbow Dash you'll be dealing with raising a disabled accident prone kid your entire life.

>>42535791
Okay, and she's wonderful. What's the problem?

>>42535338 (OP)
Fuck no. Not taking over some other guy's saved game.

>>42535772
what if she was raped though?

>>42535837
Does the foal at least look like we could've had them?

>>42535855
if you care more about how you'll appear to others than her and her kid then you don't really love her.

>>42535873
It's not about how it appears to others it's about how it appears to me.

>>42535881
And I'm trying to be generous here. And you know recessive genes are a thing. So it's a broader range of possibilities than one might think.

>>42535881
You aren't worthy.

>>42535900
Then I'm not worthy I guess. I can accept a wide range of things, but I do have a limit.

>>42535881
that's even worse. you don't care about your waifu's foal beyond an accessory.

>>42535913
It's not about being an accessory, it's about being able to feel as though I belong with this family. If I can't say that to myself then I can't do it.

>>42535338 (OP)
Yes

>>42535924
it's not like i'd know for sure, but i feel like feeling like you belong in a family has less to do with appearance than you'd think.

>>42535363
>Ponies can reproduce via mitosis if there are no sexual partners available.
If you waifu a mitosis line, instead of a single pony, your waifu is immortal.

>>42535945
I'm not looking for a clone I just want to know I'm in the ballpark, so to speak.

>>42535954
and i'm saying that being in the ballpark might matter less than you think it does. and also pony genetics are really inconsistent. sometimes a foal just looks like the parents fused together, and in others they look completely different. so if you're a pony nobody's gonna bat an eye no matter what, and if you're a human everyone's constantly going to be batting eyes no matter what.

>>42535985
Fair enough.

No. She chose a shitty "cool" partner over someone decent and she should deal with the consequences.

>>42535338 (OP)
>find your waifu's baby-daddy
>magic him into a mare
>add her to the herd

>>42536044
see>>42535837