Thread 42537874

My goal in life is to create a machine I call the Cutinator which will shoot out cutie-rays that turn everything they touch into their cartoon counterpart and all humans into ponies. I once read in a sci-fi book that it is possible to use the sun to amplify signals so basically I would build a bunch of Cutinators once I made some money selling toys and pets I cutiefied with it and bundle the cutie-rays together with mirrors and shoot them into the sun which will cause the entire Earth to be cutiefied in a few minutes and the universe to be cutiefied at the speed of light.

>>42537874 (OP)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz, what is your tragic backstory now?

>>42537874 (OP)
Damn, we got Albert Wesker on /mlp/?!

>>42537874 (OP)
>shoot cartoon beams into the sun
>this happens

>>42537874 (OP)
You mean like this? https://youtu.be/AzcRIne5KIM?si=ALO_rNukV9iwALNz

>>42537916
When I was in school I liked a girl and wanted to ask her out, then she rejected me, everyone made fun of me and she went out with a taller guy. Since then I've avoided 3D females and have been exclusive to 2D but because I cannot interact with the 2D world directly I want to make it real and destroy the 3D world which has treated me with such cruelty.

>>42537874 (OP)
This is some Neo Cortex type of bullshit
I would applaud you if you succeed in your efforts

>>42537874 (OP)
Do NOT turn me into a pony
Or I will be very angry

>>42537874 (OP)
based

>>42538272
I *will* turn you into a pony and I *will* pet you!

>>42538145
That's fair

>>42537874 (OP)
What If I make the shitinator that does the opposite?

>>42537874 (OP)
This but I want to kill everyone I don't like

>>42540445
Nothing will change.

>>42537920
Uroponos

>>42537920
>>42540559
Complete
Global
Ponification

>>42538731
You asshole

>>42540809
based

>>42537874 (OP)
god speed, Anon.

>>42541775
kek

>>42538145
average /mlp/ user

>>42543752
lol

>>42541775
Darn sun lasers...

>>42544822
Celestia will aim it directly at you for lulz

>>42538145
Humans ruin everything.
Just by being a human, you are genetically inferior to a cartoon pony.
But by learning to overcome your human nature and negative genetic habits, you will find your redemption.

>>42537874 (OP)
So will it be more like Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

>>42546301
sure

>>42546301
Did anyone here ever watch it?

>>42537874 (OP)
isn't that the plot of the villain in ToonStruck?

>>42547101
>obscure vidya
Well, tell us.

>>42547656
it was a video game that took place in a cartoon world where a cute little rabbit is revealed to be evil and wanting to make everything cute and family friendly.

>>42547093
Me. Didn't like it. In my opinion, this movie preserved very poorly. It may have been a very advanced movie for 1987, but these days - not. Also, the cartoon world seems to me like a bad trip. Probably because I didn't grow up in the XX century US.

>>42537874 (OP)
Sounds good, Anon. Can you give a sketch of this machine and flow chart of your plan?

>>42538145
Because of one shoot down? Bro. I mean I think you're right, but for the wrong reasons.

>>42540445
Then you'd be a season 9 animator.

>>42547855
kek true

>>42547718
Villain?