Thread 42537874

My goal in life is to create a machine I call the Cutinator which will shoot out cutie-rays that turn everything they touch into their cartoon counterpart and all humans into ponies. I once read in a sci-fi book that it is possible to use the sun to amplify signals so basically I would build a bunch of Cutinators once I made some money selling toys and pets I cutiefied with it and bundle the cutie-rays together with mirrors and shoot them into the sun which will cause the entire Earth to be cutiefied in a few minutes and the universe to be cutiefied at the speed of light.

>>42537874 (OP)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz, what is your tragic backstory now?

>>42537874 (OP)
Damn, we got Albert Wesker on /mlp/?!

>>42537874 (OP)
>shoot cartoon beams into the sun
>this happens

>>42537874 (OP)
You mean like this? https://youtu.be/AzcRIne5KIM?si=ALO_rNukV9iwALNz

>>42537916
When I was in school I liked a girl and wanted to ask her out, then she rejected me, everyone made fun of me and she went out with a taller guy. Since then I've avoided 3D females and have been exclusive to 2D but because I cannot interact with the 2D world directly I want to make it real and destroy the 3D world which has treated me with such cruelty.

>>42537874 (OP)
This is some Neo Cortex type of bullshit
I would applaud you if you succeed in your efforts

>>42537874 (OP)
Do NOT turn me into a pony
Or I will be very angry

>>42537874 (OP)
based

>>42538272
I *will* turn you into a pony and I *will* pet you!

>>42538145
That's fair

>>42537874 (OP)
What If I make the shitinator that does the opposite?

>>42537874 (OP)
This but I want to kill everyone I don't like

>>42540445
Nothing will change.

>>42537920
Uroponos

>>42537920
>>42540559
Complete
Global
Ponification

>>42538731
You asshole

>>42540809
based

>>42537874 (OP)
god speed, Anon.

>>42541775
kek

>>42538145
average /mlp/ user

>>42543752
lol

>>42541775
Darn sun lasers...

>>42544822
Celestia will aim it directly at you for lulz

>>42538145
Humans ruin everything.
Just by being a human, you are genetically inferior to a cartoon pony.
But by learning to overcome your human nature and negative genetic habits, you will find your redemption.

>>42537874 (OP)
So will it be more like Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

>>42546301
sure

>>42546301
Did anyone here ever watch it?

>>42537874 (OP)
isn't that the plot of the villain in ToonStruck?

>>42547101
>obscure vidya
Well, tell us.

>>42547656
it was a video game that took place in a cartoon world where a cute little rabbit is revealed to be evil and wanting to make everything cute and family friendly.

>>42547093
Me. Didn't like it. In my opinion, this movie preserved very poorly. It may have been a very advanced movie for 1987, but these days - not. Also, the cartoon world seems to me like a bad trip. Probably because I didn't grow up in the XX century US.

>>42537874 (OP)
Sounds good, Anon. Can you give a sketch of this machine and flow chart of your plan?

>>42538145
Because of one shoot down? Bro. I mean I think you're right, but for the wrong reasons.

>>42540445
Then you'd be a season 9 animator.

>>42547855
kek true

>>42547718
Villain?

>>42540445
That already exists and is being used since 2016.

>>42538145
Lol, what a cuck

>>42538145
KWAB

>>42538145
Anon...

>>42538145
its over for you

>>42538145
When I was 13, I was a shy autistic retard with no friends. Then a girl approached me and tried to befriend me, but I told her to fuck off and leave me alone. She then harassed me for the rest of the year, now I'm afraid of women. But after that year, I discovered this fandom and became a horsefucker.

>>42550358
>I'm afraid of women.
Really now? This has to be a joke.

>>42541775
Genetically cutated organisms

>>42550882
>This has to be a joke.
More likely afraid of what a vindictive woman can manipulate men into doing on her behalf by lying

>>42551018
Still has to be a joke, not everyone is like that.

>>42551417
>not knowing
oh no no no

>>42551684
What?

>>42552203
Women are all evil.

>>42552911
no some are good

>>42553733
Proofs?

>>42537874 (OP)
based

>>42537874 (OP)
make a BASEDator, it makes everyone based like OP

>>42554305
my mom

>>42555617
Ah true, she is hot after all. Hah.

>>42555995
anon pwned!

>>42540559
>>42540809
kek nice

>>42555617
unf

>>42556974
Good.

>>42559041
;(

>>42538145
BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT AND UGLY, but you always leave that out of the equation you fat lying shit.
And who the fuck asks somebody out in public in school?
Good. Next time learn to hook up at the park like a normal person you faggot shitheads. School urbanite retards make for the worst friends and even worse romantic interests.

>>42559776
>projection

>>42559923
>implying
>projecting projection

>>42559943
>still projecting his projection that he projects onto others

what is bluds going on about

>>42561034
just some unc stuff

>>42561610
fr fr

>>42559776
youre trying to hard

>>42538145
>just one girl ruins your life
you will never win the game of life

>>42562650
Nobody here will. Life is cruel and impossible.

>>42563148
i am :D

>>42563541
I am? More like I am going to LOSE.

>>42564322
thats waht ur mom said

>>42564836
Nah, yer ma after I slammed her like the pig she is.

>>42565313
Fuck u

>>42566015
Yeh I ferk yer ma hard to the night

>>42566531
>ESL

>>42566998
yer a forken disgrace to the fuerkin community lad

>>42567535
Says you.

>>42537874 (OP)
One hell of a goal, how will you achieve this impossibility in reality?

>>42538145
>has ever talked to a girl
OUT

>>42569346
You do realise you have talked to a girl too? Your mom and your youth as well which got you traumatised to women.

>>42569156
NTA but with science, duh. Nothing is impossible for a dedicated man armed with knowledge and Renaissance spirit.

What a gem of a plan, My Little AGPony.

>>42569849
Even then it's scientifically impossible for such a thing to happen

>>42537874 (OP)
She is so happy...

>>42569693
I don't talk to women I talk at them

>>42571478
>I don't talk to Anons, I talk at them
what is this nonsense logic

>>42572257
>woman tries to speak to me for some ungodly reason
>she has nothing to say that's worth listening to
>invisible to women so she has an ulterior motive
>end the "conversation" asap by being a monotone autist and giving her the ick
I talk at women.

>>42572542
I sort of get it? bit confusing

>>42541775
lol

>>42538145
based

>>42537874 (OP)
/ptfg/ is down the hall and to the left

>>42537874 (OP)
more posts like this please.

>>42573923
agreed

>>42538145
Many such cases.

>>42538145
absolute state of you

>>42538145
Yea you and everyone else here buddy.

Back of the queue loser.

>>42550358
>Then a girl approached me and tried to befriend me, but I told her to fuck off and leave me alone.
only on /mlp/

>>42550358
Anon...

>>42575958
He did the right thing

>>42576826
If he actually did then he wouldn't be here or here with a girlfriend

>>42577211
true...

>>42537874 (OP)
how's the progress on the Cutinator?

>>42576826
>He did the right thing
Depends on what she was like.

>>42578216
Probably not even started yet.

>>42579033
Oh...

>>42578216
>I smile and feel warm on the inside, underneath my cold exterior.
>I feel many things-- mischief, irritation, melancholy, joy... But the one thing I feel more than all that, is cute.
>I am a dull weathered rock with a gem inside.
>Builds rock tumbler.
>The gritty particles responsible for waring away the dull rocky exterior, are equivalent to real-life lessons and learning curves. Sculpts the mind into a more fitting form, or gives it the tools to go out into the world and sculpt it without becoming a tyrant because community keeps the soul in check. Creating toward creating a better world, to which this one is hardly a shadow.
>And this rock-tumbler world goes round and round.

>>42579513
I uh see, good progress probably. yes, yes...

>>42579893
>I uh see, good progress probably
Basically a metaphorical AnonFilly incubation chamber.

>>42579954
To make more anonfillies?

>>42579513
what

>>42538145
>She went out with a taller guy
Is it true that all marefags are manlets, bros?

>>42537874 (OP)
It's not possible

>>42581020
Why not?

>>42537874 (OP)
What?

>>42580306
Yup! Giant rock tumblr full of autistic filly screeching and laughter.

>>42581702
Ah so a anonfilly from the rock family?

>>42582159
>"This is my baby-baby sister nonny!"
>I hate you penka.
>"She has a bit of a speech disorder, only with my name though!"

Where's Perry?

>>42582210
Heh nice

>>42550358
What the fuck

>>42583038
it's just the normal /mlp/ anon don't worry.

>>42583458
No it isnt

>>42537920
I thought he died in that volcano why would he now be here on the pony board?

>>42584060
YOU CANT KILL ALBERT WESKER!

>>42550358
Based. Fuck that cunt. A good existence should not be dependent on the approval of a woman.'

Just remember that if the situation were reversed, she would delight in doing the same.

>>42537874 (OP)
thanks for unlocking this memory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0wEYtmmuFQ

>>42584448
kino

>>42537874 (OP)
What about the /mlp/inator? It makes everyone be based and go on /mlp/. Imagine! 7 billion people on /mlp/! So many new threads and replies.

>>42585089
no thanks, fag.

>>42585404
Why?

>>42585089
I don't think this shithole could handle even a fraction of that much traffic without exploding

>>42585089
NO! WE DON'T NEED INDIANS

>>42585912
Anon... they're already here moderating the board

>>42585089
DO NOT DO IT DO NOT LET IT HAPPEN!!!

>>42584436
Capcom can

>>42587181
And they WONT do such a thing.

>>42587461
Ah true, if he wasn't popular then he'd be gone since RE1

>>42585089
Zip it. Such a bad idea.

>>42585089
Open it. Such a great idea.

>>42537874 (OP)
I don't think you'll actually make it if nobody else did.

>>42588720
that is quitter talk anon he will make it real u gotta just believe like how everyone here is hoping equestria is real