Thread 42543001

>He posts fetish threads and whore threads 24/7 for 13 years straight and he's incapable of describing sex and biology.

Go ahead Anon describe sex to Fluttershy. Even Fluttershy is laughing at you. Describe what a cervix is, anon.

>>42543001 (OP)
'He' may not know about pussy as much but I bet no one knows more about cocks than you, OP.

>>42543001 (OP)
do you ever stop making dogshit threads, OP?

I still dont know wtf a cervix is or any of those weird terms. Vaginas seem and look like a bottomless hole but in theory it must be finite. I have no interest learning about them because i dont have one myself and its not like ill ever get to have sex anyway. So in short there is a reason id never try to write clop.

Fluttershy would have a panic attack at the thought of such talk

It's simple really, i put my willy in fagina

>>42543001 (OP)
CLEAN IT UP JANNY

>>42543034
>hvop

>>42543001 (OP)
The cervix is the name of the group of storks that deliver babies to parents across the world

>>42543044
Always nice to see an ovarian of cervixes in flight

>>42543026
>I have no interest learning about them because i dont have one myself
By the same logic people shouldn't be curious about particle accelerators. What a sad world it would make.

>>42543001 (OP)
Umh. Sex is when mares love eachother very much and do the special kissu <3<3<3<3

And the cervix is what you penetrate.

>>42543134
>By the same logic people shouldn't be curious about particle accelerators.


He dosen work at CERN. NGMI

>>42543001 (OP)
>Describe what a cervix is, anon.
The button you have to hit to make a girl cum.

>>42543134
I like learning about things i find interesting or cool, i guess i dont find vaginas that since im a bitter permavirgin.

>All these replies
Are you people over 18? was I posting among underage this entire time!?

>>42543001 (OP)
I can't but I could probably talk to her about the geology of her continent

>>42543031
Fluttershy would educate you and leave you hanging like a retard discovering civilization for the first time. >>42543165 ... >>42543186 these replies aren't being sarcastic. These kids are underage.

I wonder if the femanons are just as retarded when it comes to describing the feel of a cock.

>>42543408
I want Fluttershy to educate me about mare sexuality

>>42543001 (OP)
you put ur pp into the Fluttershy until it sneezes milk into her hoo-ha, it's not rocket appliances

>>42543412
Dated one before, they are so weirded out by the foreskin, its hilarious

>>42543676
>t. bad sex haver
Now describe the preferred thrusting technique

>>42543691
Drawfags are really retarded and keep refusing to draw the foreskin of a cock, even the animators forget it.

>>42543710
it's not their fault the griffon stole it

>>42543408
To be fair there's plenty of adults who's understanding of sex is entirely from hentai. And to be fair even if I know that the last thing a lady wants is you bumping against her cervix, the stupid hentai version of how it goes is really hot.

>>42543250
>when he doesn't find your vagina interesting or cool

>>42543736
I never found it to be hot, I always thought the x-ray imagery of the head of the dick hitting the end of the vagina and sometimes even cross it to ejaculate to look stupid, just as stupid as dicks big enough giving a small bump to the chest and cum making the belly inflate like a baloon. But the most retarded thing of all will never cease to beat the good old synchronized ejaculation. Hentai is too fucking stupid sometimes for me to enjoy it, the sillyness can only go so far before it's starting crushing your suspension of disbelief.

>>42543845
Listen man, I get off to cartoon horses, suspension of disbelief is the name of the game.

>>42543764
Words can't describe how much I love this yellow horse

>>42543001 (OP)
>he's incapable of describing sex and biology.
You put the hard pp into the girl's vagina, and you shoot the pp milk which feels good :)

>>42543932
Poor Fluttershy, she's going to have to fake it and then try and give you tips next time.

>>42543134
>>42543001 (OP)
>>42543026
why the fuck would you need to know about a vagina to fuck one, you just do it.

>>42544462
Because you want your mare to enjoy herself?

>>42544468
chad gives the mare the time of her life with no thought

>>42544497
If you don't think dudes brag about knowing how to hit the g-spot then you don't know dudes.

>>42543764
Nah i would definitely if I was with my pony wife.

>>42543698
fuck her right in the puusee

>>42543001 (OP)
go back to redd!t you feminist faggot piece of shit

>>42544468
uhh no I dont? sex is for my pleasure and bitch is for cleaning house and taking care of kids.

>>42545895
>i'll save this for when someone needs to know im a badass

>>42545900
Well that's a shame, I don't think you're going to do well in Equestria.

>>42545908
I would overthrow your gynocentric pussy worship society without lifting a single finger against them.

>>42545895
why did you post this. poor monkey :(

This is the worst 2013 repeat, it was the same shitposting then when you broccoli perms were still gleams in your dads eye.

>>42545895
Eye can't believe you would post something like this

>>42545919
Is calling zoomers broccoli perms a Sharty thing? It's coming out of nowhere and it's coinciding with the current soft raid.

delete my post? have some more faggot. you have no power.

>>42545925
>Sharty
>Zoomer
Same thing.

4chan moderation dox dump
https://files.catbox.moe/ogmfp4.txt
keep digging your grave deeper
next I'll sign you up for darknet child porn and hitman services

>>42545925
It's completely unrelated

>>42545941
Fair enough then.

and have another you piece of shit
enjoy your real names faces emails going to child porn services on the deepnet

>>42545925
It's a real thing that was extremely popular with GenZ for a while.
To this day I don't understand it.

/mlp/ moderation dox dump
https://imghost.pics/3LC4WW

>>42545940
Do it or no balls.

>>42543134
>His asshole doesn't have a cyclotron
Sounds like your momma made you wrong

Bro they're going to send you so many pineapple pizzas my dudino

Gosh I can't believe this almost 404'd

>>42543001 (OP)
what bothers me most is deflowering, like humans, some kind of mole, and like one or two other creatures have a hymen, none of them being an equine, what the hell are you doing deflowering a pony?

>>42547949
AI says honses have hymens

>>42548035
it also says that drinking bleach is safe, just because something says something doesn't make said something true

>>42548564
Ok cuck
I'm going to keep deflowering Fluttershy in my mind time after time and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>42545900
Well that's great, I think you're going to do well in Equestria

>>42548591
Keep imagining and keep stroking while you're imagining it. Then remember that while you're imagining it, Discord is actually doing it. Cucko

>>42545900
Well that's adequate. I think you're going to do ok in Equestria.

>>42545919
*Smacks your balls* WHAT DO YOU MEAN BALLSLAPPING AND SMACKING ISN'T PLEASURABLE? HAS HENTAI LIED TO ME?

*Puts your non existent waifu to blow cold air on your cock. She then takes icecubes in her mouth and gives you a blowjob with the icecubes in her mouth* What do you mean temperature play isn't the hottest shit ever?

What do you mean you're into vanilla, what are you a fag? you a fag? You're a virgin or something? Being into a vanilla, rofl and copter.
Now get in the bathtub ... what do you mean you can overheat and die from having sex in a hot bathtub? What do you mean water isn't a good lubricant? What do you mean shower sex is garbage cause you can slip and crack your head on the pavement or tile wall?

What do you mean penises have foreskin and you rub them back and forth? I thought you only had to hard grip the penis while staring into your eyes and you cum instantly. PFft ahahahahahah AHAHAHA. That one got me.

Wha-wha do you mean the woman doesn't feel when you cum inside her and when you cum inside her you don't automatically trigger her to climax at the same time as you xD? *Wheezes* I can't , I can't, holy shit. Porn is so bad.

>>42549127
Rofl, lol and lmao

>>42543134
I just don't want to think about it like that.
Sometimes ignorance really is preferable. It's just something people do for fun, the science behind it is completely irrelevant when you're 200% horny.

>>42549889
Your generation is cooked as you say yourselves.

>>42550051
most people that are successful at reproduction know nothing about a vagina besides what their hormones tell them they must do with it. understanding biology doesn't make you a better mate, sorry to disappoint.

>>42543001 (OP)
It's the boundary hole between the vagina and the uterus, and it's painful when hit with a penis