Thread 42551218

You're stranded on an island for who knows how long.
Name 3 /mlp/ stuff you are bringing with you to be happy on this island. (If it is an electronic, that will be magically accomodated).

>>42551218 (OP)
What's "/mlp/ stuff", idiot?
Put some thought into your shitpile threads, I know they're just placeholders to push off some other thread, but damn.
>Duhh this isn't even about ponies what human stuff would you bring to an island duhh
Retard.

>>42551224
Merch, dvds, video games, plushies, etc.

You could bring Applejack or Rarity to that island.

>>42551218 (OP)
Applejack's branded shovel to dig 2nd EqG mirror
if there's no mirror then kill myself

>>42551224
You thread policing pests are genuinely more cancerous than low effort threads. At least a shitty thread can be made good by good posts, your constant crying is worse than worthless.
>inb4 boohoo u r op make better threads tranny tranny tranny tranny

>>42551282
Waaah you must be OP create more worthwhile threads faggot faggot faggot faggot

>>42551224
/thread
anyone can tell these threads are just some fag's pile of shit to post when they want to throw shit in the archive. he doesn't care about the replies

>>42551293
Explain to me what would be the point of sliding threads on a board this slow? Even if it succeeds OP could just remake it in seconds and it's back to the top.

>>42551312
some generals killed this way like mind control, etc. is still gone so it works lol

>>42551314
>mind control
wtf based sliderfag

>>42551314
Sounds like the thread was dead in the water to begin with then, if nobody bothers bumping or even remaking it. Can't see that happening with any of the alive generals.

>>42551319
sometimes I kill the /nmb/ troon thread, those favelashits will never go to equestria

>>42551322
>nmb
?

>>42551328
>he doesnt know
It's for the better.

>>42551322
you probably also get assfucked by niggers sometimes

>>42551337
>butthurt faveladwelling /nmb/troon comes to seethe
Slid your thread to the archives many times before and i will keep doing it

Ok but what the actual FUCK is /nmb/?

>>42551293
I bump slide threads when an EQG thread is on page 10.

>>42551349
same tbf

>>42551349
Wtf based BerryGOD

OP here, I can't believe my thread is getting derailed like this, wtf.

OP here, looking for a strong submissive femboy to have sex (no homo) with me.

OP here, I'm trans btw

>>42551357
Gotta post it again with a different pony if you don't want the local schizo to get triggered.

OP here, about to dump 200gb of dolphin porn in the catalog, what are the implications?

>>42551372
you wont

>>42551394
OP here, stand ready for its arrival

>>42551419
Been here when the beast guy from /b/ would show up.
You wont do it.

OP here. Twilight Sparkle is a FAT WHORE.

>>42551218 (OP)
Isn't this question just: what (mlp branded) survival gear do you bring with you?
Or is this already covered and you are asking for non survival critical items I'd bring in addition?

>>42551218 (OP)
A life-size Dark Lord Castle (maybe something from G1, I dunno), a sapient robot pony as my maid, and a pink plane to leave the island whenever I want. No, you know what? I'll just slap a FiM sticker on planet Earth and claim it to be my /mlp/ stuff in its entirety.

>>42551218 (OP)
Three pony themed nuclear weapons that I can detonate anywhere on the world

Screw stranded black out day is coming.

>>42551428
OP here, Triskie is a RETARDED, FILTHY TRANNY.

>>42553165
OP here. Twilight has warts on her pussy.

>>42551218 (OP)
an MLP themed shotgun so I can shoot Twilight in the face

>>42553165
BASED!

>>42554395
OP here, I sure do hate ziggers!

>>42551428
Suicide is always an option

Faggots, niggers, and spics.
Those are three things.

>>42554395
OP here, Tixie doesn't even have a vagina, just a festering axewound instead.

>>42555553
OP here, Twilight projects all of her demented pornbrained nerd fantasies on the ponies she wants to hatefuck like a mental patient.