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Anonymous No.42553475 >>42553478 >>42553578 >>42553620 >>42553694
Mare Fair (Unofficial) Post-Con Thread #4: Men Riding Mares Edition
Seeing as the Mare Fair people haven't created post-con threads yet, a fourth thread will be made to contain discussion and serve as a place for anons to coordinate post-con activities.

Previous thread: >>42551177
Last Official thread: >>42543944

The auction raised $115,660 Dollars(American)
Good job, horsefuckers. The horses will be eating all of this money.

MARE DAY IS TODAY, gentlemen. September 9th.
Post pictures of mares. Eat dinner with them. Don't forget to pet them.
Coordinating activities? Figuring out how to get home? Dying from the mareflu?
Discuss it all below.

CLOSING MAREMONIES ANIMATION
Bootleg recording, watch it here with audience reactions:
https://youtu.be/aUq4J-xzUP8&t=1359
>https://youtu.be/aUq4J-xzUP8&t=1359
https://youtu.be/aUq4J-xzUP8&t=1359
>https://youtu.be/aUq4J-xzUP8&t=1359

Enjoy the mares, and feed them oats.

Mare Day:
https://pony.fallenoak.org/news/2025/mare-day/
>https://pony.fallenoak.org/news/2025/mare-day/
https://pony.fallenoak.org/news/2025/mare-day/
>https://pony.fallenoak.org/news/2025/mare-day/

Mare Fair website:
https://marefair.org/
>https://marefair.org/
https://marefair.org/
>https://marefair.org/
https://marefair.org/

Official threads and announcements will likely be posted by one of these tripcodes, and most likely in a different thread:

ThreadAnon !!1uoyaGRm83M
CadBrad !!NmVxFKIXcrr
EbonyGlow !!eSW1dXRikgk
Gonderlane !!YhM1ReJsKEA
Anonymous No.42553478 >>42554618
>>42553475 (OP)
I hope that guy at least bought that mare dinner first before he rode her...
Anonymous No.42553494
The best souvenir I got from mare fair is a wicked case of China Flu
Anonymous No.42553508 >>42553514 >>42553572
Reading through the last thread. So Corp and lightsolver are business partners, and Neighcon and Mare Fair have a partnership? Is there any chance this will backfire? It hasn't blown up on Twitter yet but faggots and normies on Bluesky are already talking about the leaked call.
Anonymous No.42553514
>>42553508
please, not now. this retarded discussion is going to cost this thread 180 posts.
Anonymous No.42553518
>>42553513
Nice load Anon
Anonymous No.42553520
>>42553513
Damn! Nice load!
Anonymous No.42553525
>>42553513
I want this image but with pony anatomy. I hate anthro type stuff so much.
Anonymous No.42553529
>>42553513
based
Anonymous No.42553539 >>42553546
>>42553513
i really hope you grabbed a second conbook
Anonymous No.42553545 >>42553643
>>42553513
you've been holding that in all con, haven't you?
Anonymous No.42553546
>>42553539
Why would I do that?
Anonymous No.42553550
>>42553513
unf me next
Anonymous No.42553553 >>42553727
Did any anons get really cool metal stuff? Statues or laser cut things or medallions? I saw the snowpity statue went for tons of charity money but wonder if there was more
Anonymous No.42553555 >>42554143
Playing fightan games in room 2221 on floor 22
Anonymous No.42553560
Did anyone actually make a drawing of the mare from the create an oc panel?
Anonymous No.42553561 >>42553577 >>42555153
I'm the guy who reported bedbugs in room 401 on Friday morning, a few hours after I'd checked in. I've been carefully going through my stuff, and I haven't found any so far, nor did I see any in my new room, nor did I wake up with any bites during my stay. My clothes are getting washed and dried, with the expectation that the heat gets them. I've got some stuff baking in my car. How can I purge my plushies of anything without sealing them away for a year?
Anonymous No.42553563
>>42553513
Fake and gay, cum on it for real and post it faggot
Anonymous No.42553566 >>42553589 >>42553595 >>42553686
>no gay stuff happens near me during the con
>everyone i talk to is pretty cool
>add people on d*scord
>they start talking about their gay hookups
Anonymous No.42553567 >>42553575
MARES
Anonymous No.42553568
>>42553513
I fucking love you anon
Anonymous No.42553572
>>42553508
Lightsolver almost certainly has dirt on Corp, it's the only way them being so buddy buddy makes sense. I think trying to suppress the lightsolver drama is the best course of action and not talk about it and report any posts about it. If word gets out there might be a good chance it could jeopardize the future of Mare Fair.
Anonymous No.42553575
>>42553567
MARES?!!!

MAAAAAAARESSS I LOVE THEIR SNOWPITY!!!
Anonymous No.42553577
>>42553561
Steaming. You can get handheld steamer units for clothes.
Anonymous No.42553578 >>42553581 >>42553586 >>42553592 >>42555757
>>42553475 (OP)
I have zero interest in going to a con full of weird pornography and zoophile incels.
Anonymous No.42553581 >>42553587
>>42553578
What makes you think you’ll see that, anon?
Anonymous No.42553584 >>42553611
Anonymous No.42553586
>>42553578
Successfully filtered.
Anonymous No.42553587
>>42553581
>
Anonymous No.42553589 >>42553617
>>42553566
Be thankful for that. Are you trying to get AIDS?
Anonymous No.42553592
>>42553578
Mare Fair is a maresexualitypride parade, yes. But the anons do run fun socialization events not focused on the fetish and meant to make normal(ish) connections with other men.

It's fun to be in good company of perverts like you as long as you don't focus on it. We're not mare fetishes with names, we're real people who love mares.
Anonymous No.42553595 >>42553608 >>42553624 >>42553656
>>42553566
The skill of having sex with women is not one many can master, but the desire for sex never goes away.
So people compromise. Obsessing over pony as a grown man isn't attractive, so you can rule out normies, and women at cons are either taken or they're cosplayers that stick to their girly girl clique.
People just want to have any reason to cum and eventually jerking off alone isn't fun anymore.
Anonymous No.42553600
>>42553513
Nice load. Do the twin plushies next.
Anonymous No.42553601 >>42553613 >>42553615 >>42553616 >>42553619 >>42554937
Not to sound like a massive faggot, but I think I’m just jaded about MLP nowadays. Didn’t have much fun this weekend compared to the last two mare fairs, and I don’t think I’ll go next year. It sucks to lose interest in something you’ve loved for over a decade, but I don’t have much connection with most of the attendees. I think I may have outgrown this
Anonymous No.42553608 >>42553633 >>42553677
>>42553595
I mean I would let a femanon bully me a lil if it meant I could please someone else. It really is just a need that has been left unchecked for too long... Would be nice to just share love without consequences. I'm a retard, oh well
Anonymous No.42553611
>>42553584
Man...
Anonymous No.42553613
>>42553601
See ya next week, Anon
Anonymous No.42553615
>>42553601
You sound like such a massive faggot I'm surprised you didn't post a stallion
Anonymous No.42553616
>>42553601
Take a break from it all anon, one day nostalgia will pull you back and you’ll rediscover what originally made you fall in love with show and the community, I’ve done exactly this twice already and I think it’s the way to go
Anonymous No.42553617
>>42553589
no i didn't want con sex, i just didn't think so many gay people showed up
Anonymous No.42553619
>>42553601
Sounds like you didn't make any new friends Anon.
Anonymous No.42553620
>>42553475 (OP)
there is already a thread for mare fair normal fags >>42547816
Anonymous No.42553624 >>42555330
>>42553595
The skill is hiding your mare addiction after dating someone. Just make sure to hide the dakis and plushies when they come over and it'll be fine
Anonymous No.42553631
>>42553513
Oooouuhhhh
Anonymous No.42553633 >>42553640
>>42553608
Do you know what a pony convention and Equestria have in common? Serious gender disparity.
Women know this. They can have whoever they want. It's like an employer's market.
So what are YOU offering that no one else is?
Anonymous No.42553634 >>42553642
lightsolver wasn’t mare fair staff is the thing. to my knowledge people higher in staff forced him to resign
Anonymous No.42553638 >>42553646
Got my first plushie this mare fair. I need a dedicated cuddle one so badly.
Anonymous No.42553640 >>42553651
>>42553633
I'm probably a 6.5/10 that's semi-social, independent, and somewhat loaded. But I don't want it to be about any of that, like I'm not looking for baiting a hook, I just wanna be touched sensually and pretend for a while. Doesn't seem so bad
Anonymous No.42553642
>>42553634
not true true, Corp fought to keep him on MF staff but lightsolver stepped down on his own iirc
Anonymous No.42553643 >>42553654 >>42553655 >>42553656
>>42553545
>haven't jerked off since wednesday before the con
>didn't jerk off during the con
>too con crudded out to jerk off now
>make it a rule not to jerk off during work days
Man, I am looking forward to the weekend
Anonymous No.42553646
>>42553638
It's a slippery slope. I bought a 38" one that I spoon every night and she's not enough anymore. I still love her but I need more pony to hold. 50" should do it.
Anonymous No.42553651 >>42553666
>>42553640
any woman willing to fuck someone they just met over a three day convention is insane. yuge red flag.
Anonymous No.42553654 >>42553665 >>42553804 >>42554004
>>42553643
good luck, blow it on something worthwhile
Anonymous No.42553655
>>42553643
>>make it a rule to not jerk off during work days
BASED, it feels even better when youre also too busy to do so on the weekends
Anonymous No.42553656 >>42553671 >>42553684
>>42553595
or, imagine this: some of us have poner wives just like the rest of you
i'm so mad i missed the pony wedding shit.
might've been the only femanon there getting wed - could be wrong though.
if there was a femanon getting married them please correct me. i'd love to have seen that
>>42553643
same i'm so fucking sick but it's not povid somehow. can't wait for this shit to clear
Anonymous No.42553658 >>42553663 >>42553664
>heard about the ponies at the rescue
>didn't expect to see them
Literally came up for a sniff and small scratch before backing off to nibble at weeds.
They really do act like cats and love setting their own interaction terms.
Anonymous No.42553663 >>42553674
>>42553658
man, im 100% asking for more time off work next time so i can see the real horses and pones
Anonymous No.42553664
>>42553658
that's so fucking cute. snowpity irl
Anonymous No.42553665
>>42553654
yeah like fillies
Anonymous No.42553666 >>42553691
>>42553651
I dunno, couldn't it just be a one time thing? Doesn't have to lead to complex territory if both agree to keep it simple. I'm not well versed on all the unspoken rules desu but I'm also willing to say fuck all those rules
Anonymous No.42553671 >>42553680 >>42553704 >>42556718
>>42553656
Hey, I recognize that plush!
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/38526662/#38528077
Anonymous No.42553674
>>42553663
Same, I really wanna go see them next year. Happy lil mares just chilling
Anonymous No.42553677 >>42553687
>>42553608
You retards will swear up and down you aren't normies but then make posts like this.
Anonymous No.42553680
>>42553671
Whoa, very hot. Would if she weren't already committed to Ponk
Anonymous No.42553684 >>42553704
>>42553656
Like I said, they're taken.
Anonymous No.42553686
>>42553566
this happened to me last year except like 4 people i thought i had befriended just wanted to fuck me it really soured my experience. this year nobody has done it (yet) though so thats nice.
Anonymous No.42553687 >>42553692
>>42553677
Hey, a man can dream. I'm not completely jaded yet
Anonymous No.42553691
>>42553666
>one time thing
Yeah, we both know that's never going to be the case. Such is the curse of being human. Your desire to cum is going to be with your until you're dead.
Anonymous No.42553692 >>42553718 >>42553742
>>42553687
Kill yourself normalfag holy fuck
Anonymous No.42553694 >>42553697 >>42555752 >>42555768
>>42553475 (OP)
>No cough
>Just feel dizzy and like I'm going to pass out with a light fever

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CON FLU
Anonymous No.42553697
>>42553694
anon, that's not con flu, you got drugged.
Anonymous No.42553701 >>42553727
think id prefer con flu to day 4 of liquid shits
Anonymous No.42553704 >>42553743 >>42555260
>>42553671
i was worried about this happening at mf but luckily no one was brave enough to approach me besides my frens kek
>>42553684
ok you got me there, thought you meant taken by nohooves
Anonymous No.42553716
>bro I know takes uber for con thing
>gets scammed for the cancel ride and pay via other app shit
Don't fall for that shit anons
Anonymous No.42553718
>>42553692
You first cuck boy, spread them cheeks. I know what you are
Anonymous No.42553727
>>42553553
I took one of the Corp coins. When I was going through security I forgot it was in my pocket and had to throw it in a separate tray and the TSA guy inspected it, not sure what he expected desu

>>42553701
Did you go to the spaghetti and tendie dinner? I think some of the stuff there wasn't cooked properly because it get me GI issues after I ate there.
Anonymous No.42553728 >>42553753
I want to braid memelys jewfro
Anonymous No.42553735
Any marecels still at the hotel who want their ponut ate?
Anonymous No.42553742
>>42553692
Ok normalfag
Anonymous No.42553743 >>42553758 >>42553790 >>42555260
>>42553704
I actually forgot you did that but it was the first thing I thought of when I saw that plush. Keeping that specific one with you means you're bound to be recognized. I'm sure I'm not the only one that did.
Anonymous No.42553753
>>42553728
I want to suck his cock
Anonymous No.42553758 >>42553779
>>42553743
Thanks for sharing, she's got great tits and a fuckin cute wife
Anonymous No.42553766 >>42553777 >>42553817 >>42553874 >>42553951 >>42554181 >>42554970
What do you guys do with your stickers? I'm too scared to put them on anything because what if I regret what I put them on or they get scratched or wet, so I just end up not using them.
Anonymous No.42553774 >>42553871
Fightan gaming is over dont cum
Anonymous No.42553777 >>42553820
>>42553766
I got a sticker book at the vendor hall, it's got like a waxy paper that lets you peel the stickers back off without damage if you finally decide where you want to put it (I never can)
Anonymous No.42553779 >>42553792 >>42556725
>>42553758
>be 210% faceblind but can recognize a pony plush
such is my life
Anonymous No.42553785
Anonymous No.42553788 >>42553795 >>42554340
Massive thanks to all (you) faggots who made this con so epic. I arrived friendless and autistic, I acquired many frens and a shitton more autism. I've never witnessed such comradery in my life, thanks for everything and kys!
Anonymous No.42553790 >>42553800
>>42553743
i spent 300 bucks on that wifeplush i'm gonna damn use it
Anonymous No.42553792
>>42553779
I feel you Anon, I feel you. Let's just get to our Matrix pods and live in Equestria, hang in there
Anonymous No.42553795
>>42553788
See ya next year! Let's make it fucking crazy
Anonymous No.42553800 >>42553805
>>42553790
Next time you're gonna have a hard time. You said nobody approached you but maybe that's because they couldn't recognize plushies like I do. Now anons are going to be on the lookout. It's not too late to just not carry it around next year.
Anonymous No.42553804
>>42553654
Probably only right to make it who I git married to
Anonymous No.42553805 >>42553813
>>42553800
Dude why? I'd ask for a selfie with her and her wife
Anonymous No.42553813 >>42553823
>>42553805
already it begins
Anonymous No.42553816 >>42553819 >>42553822
>>42553808
your gay
Anonymous No.42553817 >>42553823
>>42553766
I usually slap them in the sketchbook I bring to every con. However the sketchbook is getting full of signatures and doodles, so Im going to start putting them in a dedicated book.
If I for any reason have duplicates, or a random sticker I dont care for, they go on my luggage.
Anonymous No.42553819 >>42553828
>>42553816
your're mom gay
Anonymous No.42553820
>>42553777
I'll have to get one of those, I've always kept mine stacked up and stored away.
Anonymous No.42553822 >>42553825
>>42553816
you're mad
Anonymous No.42553823 >>42553846
>>42553817
I leave dupes out on random tables for others to snatch up>>42553813
Anonymous No.42553825 >>42553833
>>42553822
*your
Anonymous No.42553828 >>42553842
>>42553819
Nuh uh! Your mom gay
Anonymous No.42553833
>>42553825
*nigger
Anonymous No.42553842 >>42553859
>>42553828
you know who else is gay?
Anonymous No.42553846
>>42553823
I should probably be less greedy with them, but it is nice having auch obvious luggage at the airport.
Anonymous No.42553849 >>42553872
>>42553808
>normalfag trying too hard to fit in
Anonymous No.42553855 >>42553872
>>42553808
>Will never have children
>Can't afford running shoes
>Can't affird a bicycle
>Can't afford a house
Bruh
Anonymous No.42553859
>>42553842
No... who?
Anonymous No.42553871
>>42553774
Sorry dawg,
I would've given you a game of tfh but I'm too McFucking sick to get out of bed
Anonymous No.42553872 >>42553877 >>42553887 >>42553888 >>42553895 >>42553897
>>42553849
I already told you I'm not going to mare fair. I'm not a normalfag.
>>42553855
You've got your boogeymen mixed up retard. Come up with a real argument next time.
Anonymous No.42553874 >>42554034
>>42553766
I put em on my ukulele
Anonymous No.42553877
>>42553872
Nah man your the gay dude from last thread, don't even try to dodge boy
Anonymous No.42553883
>20 years later and /mlp/ still doesn't know how to ignore shitposting
some things never change
Anonymous No.42553887 >>42553903
>>42553872
whatever you say normalfag, you couldn't be more obvious if you tried
Anonymous No.42553888
>>42553872
>T-t-t-that totally isn't me I swear
Sour grapes LOL. Get a real job and maybe next year you can come to Mare Fair and maybe afford your running shoes too ^^
Anonymous No.42553895
>>42553872
https://youtu.be/a9qIPAdLhfI
Anonymous No.42553897
>>42553872
Get a job, learn to drive, make some money, go outside and maybe you'll be a step closer away from being the failure you consider yourself to be.
Anonymous No.42553903
>>42553887
>tired overworked hag mare
unf! I NEED to pump her marepussy full with my baby batter
Anonymous No.42553905
>>42553900
Your gay
Anonymous No.42553908
>>42553900
Boogey-mare
Anonymous No.42553911
>>42553900
C'mon man, you don't need to be a unemployed faggot, just a faggot
Anonymous No.42553924
>>42553915
kill you're self
Anonymous No.42553927
>>42553915
N I G G E R
Anonymous No.42553928 >>42554024 >>42554075
Will pay a femanon to cum on my face before I leave on my flight. I need to be sat on to live... ugh, dying, please...
Anonymous No.42553930
>>42553900
sounds like a lot of cope for a normalfag
Anonymous No.42553938
>>42553900
>He says prefusely holding back his tears realising that he is an utter failed normie with the most normiest of aspirations
Yeah buddy, there totally are multiple normieschizos who just happen to say the same things over and over again. Cut the bullshit and make something out of yourself. Or just steal a bicycle Idk.
Anonymous No.42553941
>>42553939
Your gay
Anonymous No.42553942
>>42553919
Ooooh look at the wagieslave trying to call others normalfags inbetween shiftsm how cute
Anonymous No.42553946
*yro"ue
Anonymous No.42553951
>>42553766
just like...put em on stuff dude. waste to just have them sit there not on stuff.
Anonymous No.42553953 >>42553960
>>42553943
Ooooooooo wagieeeeeeeeeeee
go back to the cagie, mr schekelberg is calling and he'll cut your salary if you're late
Anonymous No.42553957
>>42553947
yore a gigantic faggot. choke to death on a dick.
Anonymous No.42553960 >>42553966
>>42553953
I already accepted your concession. You already admitted you're wrong you don't have to try so hard.
Anonymous No.42553962
>>42553915
>>42553939
>claims to hate congoers
>reposts art from congoers
ok unwashed nigger
Anonymous No.42553964
>>42553961
Your being really gay right now dude
Anonymous No.42553966
>>42553960
as the normiecattle that your are you need to accept anything that comes your way, like Mr. Schekelberg's cummies that you swallow everytday
Anonymous No.42553970 >>42553983
holy grug going crazy in this thread
Anonymous No.42553971 >>42553984
>normiefair tards having a meltdown and resorting to "no u" when they get called out for being normalfags
Anonymous No.42553977 >>42554014 >>42554080 >>42554091
what is a good diet and workout routine for a twinky lanky faggot body so i can wear cute faggy shit next year? i'm not obese but im chubby, like 175 lbs. want to be closer to 150 or below. and are there any over the counter diet supplements so i dont have to get a prescription for something like ozempic luhmao
Anonymous No.42553978
I'm a literal grammar nazi and not even I get this uppity about using the wrong yore
Anonymous No.42553980 >>42553990 >>42554016 >>42554025
Any anons have any suggestions to help with con crud? Woke up today with an itchy throat and getting a slight cough. No soreness yet (and hopefully won't get that bad) but was wondering if there's any good cough syrup brands to help with this shit.
Anonymous No.42553983 >>42553996 >>42554001
>>42553970
I'm more disappointed that the only thing the shitposter is doing is repeating "no ur teh normalfag" and "YOU'RE, not something more original or entertaining.
Anonymous No.42553984
>>42553971
oooooooo wagieeeeeeeeeeeeee
break time is over, time to go back to your cagie, mr. Scheckelberg needs another fursuit
Anonymous No.42553990 >>42554005 >>42554101
>>42553980
i've got the same shit
take 4 ibuprofen and rest up, drink lots of water, tea and OJ if you can get some
Anonymous No.42553993 >>42554019
To anyone that hosted a panel/event, just how difficult would you say it is to do? I got a bit inspired by some talk about head to head events but want an idea of how I'd even go about organizing that
Anonymous No.42553996
>>42553983
Expected anything else from a failed normalfag?
Anonymous No.42553997
all my mareschizo friends are gone and i'm stuck in orlando for another 18 hours :c it's so over
Anonymous No.42554001
>>42553983
that's Grug for ya. he's a notorious anti-mare shitposter/spammer. notice how he's going after rewatch anons too.
Anonymous No.42554004 >>42554015 >>42554018
>>42553654
I used my post-con fap on Touhou loli futa.
Anonymous No.42554005
>>42553990
Sounds good. Want to hope I can knock this shit out overnight and go back to work tomorrow instead of remoting in from home. God knows I need the walking/etc. after how much I abused my diet over the duration of the con.
Anonymous No.42554008 >>42554065
I like to thank celestia herself for forcing me to work in retail for 5 years to build up my immunity to avoid the concrud
Anonymous No.42554010 >>42554020
watch as I make these posts disappear
Anonymous No.42554013
>>42553943
still not denying the fact you are a normalfag
Anonymous No.42554014
>>42553977
Post height. My immediate suggestion is
>leanmaxx
>Lift with minimal upper body work
>Fix diet
Also, look up men's health division bodybuilding. They use woman-oriented routines to essentially femboymaxx themselves. Also, go ask /fit/
Anonymous No.42554015
>>42554004
Shit taste
Anonymous No.42554016
>>42553980
Drink a lot of plain hot tea and piss a lot.
Anonymous No.42554018
>>42554004
Post the image you finished to fag
Anonymous No.42554019
>>42553993
Depends entirely on the panel, some vibe it on the day, others prepare for several months
Anonymous No.42554020
>>42554010
I like YOU'RE funny words magic man
Anonymous No.42554024 >>42554038
>>42553928
How much?
Anonymous No.42554025
>>42553980
Swallow raw honey
Pretend it's semen
Anonymous No.42554034
>>42553874
Hi memewy
Anonymous No.42554038 >>42554044
>>42554024
$120? More if they don't fake an orgasm
Anonymous No.42554044 >>42554051 >>42554056
>>42554038
No thanks, it's sad that you think anyone would accept. iirc someone offered $300 to fuck a plushie. Surely you could do better than that.
Anonymous No.42554046
>>42554040
Actually, it's your'reure
Anonymous No.42554049
bye grug
Anonymous No.42554051
>>42554044
A plushie is more desireable than some femoid, tbf
Anonymous No.42554055
>>42554040
yore not accomplishing anything with this
nobody cares except for you
please, stop obsessing over something pointless and inconsequential and go do something that makes you happy
Anonymous No.42554056 >>42554135
>>42554044
Hey don't blame me, I don't know pricing of most things man. I could probably do $400 tonight but what would I even be getting myself into?
Anonymous No.42554065
>>42554008
Rare wage cuck W?
Anonymous No.42554066
>>42554058
Go to the bathroom y'roue shitting yurrself
Anonymous No.42554068
>>42554063
>filename
Post the rest of you're mare kissing folder
Anonymous No.42554075 >>42554085 >>42554087
>>42553928
this is why we love mares. you don't have to pay them
Anonymous No.42554080 >>42554651
>>42553977
>eat moar protein and veggies, less carbs/refined sugars
>aim for weightlifting 3-5 times per week and cardio 2-3 times per week
>cut down on junk food/booze
>drink more water
>sleep - sleep is very important as a lack of sleep will have your body looking for more energy in the form of food/sweets/booze

Losing weight isn't a difficult equation and there are no real short cuts to it. It really is more consistency and discipline: consistency in doing the exercise and discipline to actually do it. The biggest thing is to do something active and to make it a habit. Having exercise be a habit makes things easier and finding an activity that forces you to move that you like makes it even easier.

In terms of losing weight, I believe there are studies showing that cardio and weightlifting combined are more effective for losing fat, in contrast to one or the other alone. Look to increase your NEAT (non-exercise activity thermogenesis), ie things that aren't explicit exercise but activity. Try to do things like parking further away in the parking lot, using stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Some other NEAT activities are unconscious things like fidgeting.

If you want to get stronger, look at the starting strength or a simple push/pull/lift routine and branch out from there. If you want to just try to slim down, look at more cardio focus (eg. running, hiking, cycling, swimming, etc) rather than a weightlifting focus (though I'd still do it, with a focus on hypertrophy, ie. higher reps and lower weight, instead of strength, ie lower reps with higher weight).

As for diet, more protein, veggies and fruit. If you find it hard to adjust your diet, then cut down and plan on giving yourself a smaller portion of your beloved junk food (read the label and portion yourself like 100 Calories) ONCE per day. Going on a crash diet is hard and not really mentally sustainable. Losing weight and being healthy is a complete lifestyle change, not a temp workaround.
Anonymous No.42554085
>>42554075
Truth brother, simple truth
Anonymous No.42554087
>>42554075
You have to pay them with carrots thoughbeit
Anonymous No.42554091 >>42554098
>>42553977
Do a lot of running and I do mean A LOT of running.
Controlling diet is for sucker.
Anonymous No.42554098 >>42554110
>>42554091
>Controlling diet is for sucker.
Post big fat sausage fingers
Anonymous No.42554099
>>42554094
Your gay lol
Anonymous No.42554101
>>42553990
4 is double max dose though. Do 2 ibu, 400mg, two tylenol, 1000mg
Anonymous No.42554102 >>42554516 >>42556145
Anonymous No.42554103
>>42554094
Take you're meds Anon, they will not kill you
Anonymous No.42554104
>>42554094
>bitching about people enjoying a show about friendship because he has no friends
kys yoreself.
Anonymous No.42554105
>The "you're" schizo is back again
I'll be back to call you all normalfags when he calms down.
Anonymous No.42554109
>>42554107
Would be hotter if it were anthro.
Anonymous No.42554110 >>42554137
>>42554098
NTA but I've never controlled my diet and I'm underweight as fuck. It's just genes bro
Anonymous No.42554114 >>42554121
Anyone in terminal C? My flight has been delayed until 10pm.
Anonymous No.42554117
>>42554107
>no hooves
DISGUSTANG!
Anonymous No.42554119
>>42554107
>Wagie is melting down on the clock
Reported to corporate
Anonymous No.42554121
>>42554114
Yeah I was just there 26 hours ago. Rewind time by that much and we can chat.
Anonymous No.42554122 >>42554131
The anons egerly await they're devine norishment
Anonymous No.42554124
>>42554107
Lookie here boys! A self-proclaimed wage cuck!
Anonymous No.42554131
>>42554122
>eating in the stable
that's not sanitary
Anonymous No.42554133
WHY IS IT STILL RAINING
Anonymous No.42554135 >>42554562
>>42554056
Offers out there, no clue if you're down or just fuckin around but I'll be back around 10ish. Let me see what I can get, would slap down more if the atms didn't have withdrawal limits
Anonymous No.42554137 >>42554139
>>42554110
Being underweight is also unhealthy, retard. A side effect of so many people becoming walking balls of lard is skeltal dyels like you are convinced you're healthy and above fatties. I bet that you actually brag about "having abs" when really you're just a very lean toothpick
Anonymous No.42554139 >>42554148
>>42554137
Never said I'm healthy, retard. I'm saying not controlling your diet doesn't always make you fat.
Anonymous No.42554143
>>42553555
Smash bros ? Rival of aether ? Or what games
Anonymous No.42554148
>>42554139
You think it's your genes that keep you from controlling your diet enough to actually eat?
Anonymous No.42554149
>>42554144
My wife.
Anonymous No.42554157 >>42554204
Normalfaggot mare fair con full of trannies fuck your nigger conventions you will never be part of /mlp/ kulshur
Anonymous No.42554160 >>42554175
>>42554144
>>42554138
>>42554132
>>42554127
>>42554120
>>42554107
Holy shit your so autistic
Anonymous No.42554165
>>42554144
your wrong you kno
Anonymous No.42554170 >>42554183
Can the mare fair thread be about mare fair and mare day instead of just baiting a ban evading spammer?
Anonymous No.42554175
>>42554160
Apparently he admitted to being paid doing what he's doing in that EqG AJ post. Guessing some lazy faggot over in the sharty decided to outsource posting here.
Anonymous No.42554181
>>42553766
Usually post them on things around the con. Like vendor signs, poster boards, anywhere that might be funny but not vandalism.
Anonymous No.42554182
Any anons wanna go to Denny’s at like 8?
Anonymous No.42554183
>>42554170
>Can the mare fair thread be about mare fair
Anonymous No.42554204 >>42554207 >>42554208 >>42554211 >>42554249
>>42554157
Am I a tranny if I wanna transition into a mare, not a woman?
Anonymous No.42554207 >>42554526
>>42554204
Yes
Anonymous No.42554208 >>42554526
>>42554204
No
Anonymous No.42554211 >>42554526
>>42554204
Maybe
Anonymous No.42554217
>>42554132
YOUR
Anonymous No.42554220 >>42554240
if (you)re going to ban evade can you at least post horse porn or something
Anonymous No.42554221
>>42554214
did you just admit that you're also the one behind all the garbage threads lately? lol. free knowledge. i'll make good use of this.
Anonymous No.42554231 >>42554255
Why is this thread being raided? Did I miss something?
Anonymous No.42554236 >>42554266
>kf makes proxy site
>soiteens finish their homework and then use it to shitpost on the pony board until they go to bed
what a bizarre hobby. A decade ago I spent my middle school years getting off to pony for hours after school, and that was arguably more productive than spamming on this board. I implore you to do better.
Anonymous No.42554240 >>42554243 >>42554250
>>42554220
nta but I'll post some for you normies. Name your mare.
Anonymous No.42554243
>>42554240
Celestia
Anonymous No.42554249 >>42554270 >>42554617
>>42554204
Being a tranny is fundamentally about putting yourself in conflict with society and trying to get others to support your own self-image.

>I should have been born a woman, if you call me a man then it's a hate crime
Tranny
>I should have been born a woman, but I'm stuck as a man, guess I have to deal with it
Not tranny

>I should have been born a mare, if you call me a human then it's a hate crime
Tranny
>I should have been born a mare, but I'm stuck as a human, guess I have to deal with it
Not tranny
Anonymous No.42554250
>>42554240
Whoa Nelly
Anonymous No.42554255 >>42554257
>>42554231
no. the reason he's given for spamming the thread is that marefair normies and shouldn't be celebrated, but that's pretty obviously not the real reason.
Anonymous No.42554257
>>42554255
how did i forget to write two whole words
>marefair normies
should be
>mare fair is for normies
Anonymous No.42554264
>>42554259
this nigga clops to mare balls
Anonymous No.42554265
>>42554259
oh, are you not the you're guy? sorry, my bad. i just assumed. all you filthy soulless spammer scum sound the same.
Anonymous No.42554266 >>42554275 >>42554276 >>42554278 >>42554292 >>42554298
>>42554236
I'm honestly curious, why did the sharty fags decide to spam /mlp/ of all places? What exactly led someone to that decision?
Anonymous No.42554270
>>42554249
Exquisite cope
Anonymous No.42554275
>>42554266
too much genuine love for something would be my guess.
Anonymous No.42554276
>>42554266
easy pickings, a generally slow board but with enough activity get disrupt things to get a reaction
Anonymous No.42554278
>>42554266
"pony is for faggots" and mare fair brings attention because I don't believe any other board has hosted its own con with 1200 attendees. jealous of success, etc.
Anonymous No.42554291
>>42554282
>I'M FROM /G/ AND KF
my condolences
Anonymous No.42554292
>>42554266
ponies are sharty culture. didn't you see all the teens at the con?
Anonymous No.42554294 >>42554343 >>42554358 >>42554468
Hot tub again tonight?
Anonymous No.42554296
holy mother fucking mindbroken
Anonymous No.42554298 >>42554309
>>42554266
Snowpity has been known to cause fits of irrational rage in normies, along with unprecedented amounts of seeth.
Anonymous No.42554309
>>42554298
/mlp/ is sharty kulshur doe
Anonymous No.42554340 >>42555654
>>42553788
Are you the anon who played the keyboard by the pool? That was pure soul
Anonymous No.42554343 >>42554370
>>42554294
I'm down, gonna drive back to the hotel soon
Anonymous No.42554351
pcd and con crud hitting hard
Anonymous No.42554358 >>42554370
>>42554294
There's a hot tub?
Anonymous No.42554369 >>42554374
bros there are ants everywhere at the mare day dinner
Anonymous No.42554370
>>42554343
Hell yeah
>>42554358
Yep two actually, left side of the pool in the corner
Anonymous No.42554371 >>42554399
can we do another mare fair tomorrow?
Anonymous No.42554373 >>42554384 >>42554386
i really loved mare fair, both this year and last. are any other pony cons worth going to? like, how similar of an experience to MF are they? am i just going to have to suck it up and wait until next year?
Anonymous No.42554374 >>42554383 >>42554483
>>42554369
Aren't you eating in a stable? That's nasty as hell. Why not just visit the horses and get food at a restaurant afterwards?
Anonymous No.42554383
>>42554374
Last two years no one has died (to my knowledge) from eating food in a literal horse stable. Worst comes to worst I'll be absolutely knackered tomorrow
Anonymous No.42554384
>>42554373
Yeah you can go to neighcon 2026 starring the horse rapist lightsolver (even doe the allegations are not confirmed)
Anonymous No.42554386 >>42554418
>>42554373
Mare Fair is very unique... Like, if you said half the shit we do at MF you'd get banned. In my experience there are a LOT of trannies at the other cons, it always feels weird but I just hang with close friends
Anonymous No.42554390
Nooo! Not the ants!
Anonymous No.42554399
>>42554371
for real
Anonymous No.42554418 >>42554427
>>42554386
i have a tranny fetish so that actually sounds amazing to me
Anonymous No.42554427 >>42554432
>>42554418
If you're lusting after passing trannies, you'll find very little to none at the other cons. It's mostly balding, fat middle aged dudes with receding hairlines in dresses.
Anonymous No.42554428
I like Mare Fair because it ended my existential crisis of five months.
Anonymous No.42554431 >>42554476 >>42554479
Hot tub @ 21:00?
Who else is down
Anonymous No.42554432
>>42554427
oh..... :(
Anonymous No.42554436 >>42554449
____________sneed____________
Anonymous No.42554449 >>42554452
>>42554436
Many are saying this
Anonymous No.42554452 >>42554459
>>42554449
Of course they are. You're not one of those chuck faggots, are you?
Anonymous No.42554459
>>42554452
I'm offended that you even asked
Anonymous No.42554468 >>42554473 >>42554491 >>42554547
>>42554294
I'm going insane wishing I skipped mare dinner. Holy fuck I hope we get back soon, I want to hottub.

Surrounded by sick people, reeee. Might just have a melty
Anonymous No.42554473 >>42554490
>>42554468
When do you think mare diners will be back?
Anonymous No.42554476 >>42554491
>>42554431
I'll be there in about 45 minutes
Anonymous No.42554479 >>42554491
>>42554431
Am in once we're back from mare day
Anonymous No.42554483
>>42554374
Fake horse fan spotted
Anonymous No.42554490
>>42554473
Not before ten. It's like an hour drive and most people are still eating.
Anonymous No.42554491 >>42554605 >>42554622 >>42554696
>>42554468
>>42554476
>>42554479
Alright lets call it 22:00 instead
Hot tub meet: the sequel @ 22:00
Anonymous No.42554498 >>42554501
Got a flight departing at 11am tomorrow, anyone I can bum a ride from at 8-830?
Anonymous No.42554501 >>42554586
>>42554498
This, exact same times
Anonymous No.42554516
>>42554102
Mornin'!
Anonymous No.42554526 >>42554531
>>42554207
>>42554208
>>42554211
Can you repeat the question
Anonymous No.42554531 >>42554581
>>42554526
Yes
Anonymous No.42554547 >>42554555
>>42554468
Were you the AIfag sitting next to Wendigoon?
Anonymous No.42554554 >>42554560 >>42554568 >>42554577 >>42556408
Hey anons.
Had a blast with you at MF last weekend.
It turns out, my grandma's health has taken a turn for the worse.
I'd appreciate it you kept her in your prayers
Trying to keep it together rn.
/)
Anonymous No.42554555
>>42554547
Heck I dunno. Don't know names.
But if someone's ride is heading back to the hotel, I'll give myself up and Hitch
Anonymous No.42554559
Anonymous No.42554560
>>42554554
Hang in there lad, I'll say a prayer for her tonight.
Anonymous No.42554562 >>42554628
>>42554135
Put an offer itt of half a grand in cash for a femanon. Money talks.
Of course, your time to do this was 2-4 days ago. If there are any women left, they'll probably demand a premium. Too slow.
Anonymous No.42554563 >>42554665
Trixie made sure to bring her own oatshake to the dinner. She just comes for the atmosphere, that is, her presence being the atmosphere for everypony else!
Anonymous No.42554568
>>42554554
Sorry to hear that Anon. Prayers for your family bro.
Anonymous No.42554577 >>42554601
>>42554554
I will pray for her.
Anonymous No.42554581
>>42554531
F U C K
Anonymous No.42554586 >>42554704
>>42554501
Delta to ATL?
Anonymous No.42554601
>>42554577
Updooted
Anonymous No.42554605
>>42554491
Just found out the schedule isn't getting back to hotel at 2200. It's leaving at that time.
Rip in pieces dinneranons. Maybe you can get a half hour of tub time
Anonymous No.42554617
>>42554249
Insane for a terminally online right winger to say this. Like could you possibly be more hypocritical.
Anonymous No.42554618
>>42553478
>mare
anon...
Anonymous No.42554619 >>42554623
bar mare > fun raiser
Anonymous No.42554622
>>42554491
just got to the hotel. will be wearing dyx shirt the items in the image I sent
Anonymous No.42554623
>>42554619
fag raper >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> both
Anonymous No.42554628 >>42554641
>>42554562
I mean I could, I just dunno if there are any actual girls around at all
Anonymous No.42554632 >>42554643
Anonymous No.42554637 >>42554653
It's so lonely under the stairs now. Yesterday it felt like the last lively place. Now, I feel like tomorrow it's just going to be one or two tables with a few anons and their bags. Hopefully I'll be able to do something with those of you left before l leave too.
Anonymous No.42554641 >>42554664
>>42554628
So you don't see any around?
Like I said, too slow. Next time step up your game and make these posts during the con or slightly before it happens. No one will be accepting such offers at normie cons.
Anonymous No.42554643
>>42554632
calling it now, its going to be a shitshow when kims daughter takes over and she has to start dealing with anons thirsting over her
Anonymous No.42554651
>>42554080
Exercise doesn't really help you lose weight in the long term. It will shock your body for a short burst of weight loss, but you'll quickly plateau.
Your body has a more or less 2000 calorie/day budget that is slightly affected by muscle mass. If you don't use those calories via exercise, it doesn't save the remainder as fat; instead it burns them on other stupid shit like overactive immune and stress responses, which is why exercise DOES prevent things like chronic inflammation and diabetes.
But the only way to consistently lose weight is by eating less.
Anonymous No.42554653
>>42554637
I just sat here and yeah, it doesn't feel the same at all. only about 10 people here
>captcha: KAWKH
Anonymous No.42554664
>>42554641
Well there's probably none in this thread, plus the whole transactional thing is kinda gay desu, kills my boner
Anonymous No.42554665
>>42554563
How much marecum has Trixie's Trixie plush soaked up?
Anonymous No.42554682
I was going to go exploring the building across the bridge and hopefully not get arrested, but it's locked. Oh well. Back to the stairs.
Anonymous No.42554683 >>42554685 >>42554689 >>42554695 >>42554802 >>42556132 >>42556174
You sickfags should take some daily vitamins. I detail cars and very rarely get sick. Also, how did this con get 1,200 attendees from this dead board? I'm just a humble homeconner though.
Anonymous No.42554685 >>42554725
>>42554683
>how did this con get 1,200 attendees from this dead board?
lotsa lurkers that refuse to post and this is America
Anonymous No.42554689
>>42554683
It's just a matter of who you've been around and which doorknobs you've licked. You don't get sick spontaneously, you get it from contact with other carriers
I was doing fine until I had to sit with my wheezing friend during a car ride, for example
Anonymous No.42554695
>>42554683
Bruh seriously what the hell. I'm still feeling fine thus far.

Found a ride from mareday. Be at the hottub 2300. Don't care it's short, last night was top tier shit. Even with a filthy femanon
Anonymous No.42554696 >>42554711
>>42554491
almost 2200; where are you anon?
Anonymous No.42554704
>>42554586
Nah, DFW
We can hang out for a sec tho
Anonymous No.42554711
>>42554696
Here now, guy with the Nike bag
Anonymous No.42554725 >>42554756
>>42554685
This anon gets it
t. Posted more during this con than the 11 years I have been browsing the board
Anonymous No.42554726
Alright, people, get the lead out! We're already down to less than a year to plan for the next Mare Fair!
Anonymous No.42554728 >>42554736 >>42554739 >>42554775
we had 14 people at the days inn orgy including a whore and 3 trannies. thanks for coming yall.
Anonymous No.42554736
>>42554728
Make sure to get tested!
Anonymous No.42554739 >>42554775
>>42554728
you're forgetting the LS plush with the insert, that plush is not getting those stains out
Anonymous No.42554744
We're gonna fucking die out here dawg
Anonymous No.42554745 >>42554748
>>42554741
what is happening in this pic
Anonymous No.42554748
>>42554745
nvm i see it now that it's not sideways
Anonymous No.42554756
>>42554725
Funny, I was the opposite: way too busy all weekend to post, and now that I'm home, back to shitting this place up as usual.
Anonymous No.42554767 >>42556758
Trixie bids everypony farewell! She welcomes you for her presence and will hope you all see her next time! Farewell!

-The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie Lulanon
Anonymous No.42554775 >>42554778
>>42554728
>>42554739
provide at least one pic or I'll say fake and gay
Anonymous No.42554778
>>42554775
It's about as fake and gay as femanons being down for a quickie
Anonymous No.42554783 >>42554790 >>42554805 >>42554849
when do fallen oak anons get back? we've got just two anons at the hot tub
Anonymous No.42554790 >>42554795
>>42554783
How many feet apart are you?
Anonymous No.42554795 >>42554800
>>42554790
5 feet apart
Anonymous No.42554800
>>42554795
six feet, ya goon! covid distance!
Anonymous No.42554802 >>42554809
>>42554683
Someone coughed in a long elevator ride, it was joever after that.
Anonymous No.42554805
>>42554783
Bruh I'm still 20 minutes out and I hopped on an early shuttle.
Kind of sneeding we didn't eat till about 800pm and started at 1000am. That shit was brutal
Anonymous No.42554809 >>42554832
>>42554802
someone breathed in my direction from 30 feet away. now i'm dead.
Anonymous No.42554817
Getting dropped off.
Gonna rage towards the pool yo
Anonymous No.42554825 >>42554893
Still no official closing animation upload?
Anonymous No.42554832 >>42554840
>>42554809
Did you at least go to equestria?
Anonymous No.42554839 >>42554847 >>42554848 >>42554863
Surrounded by hundreds of people at the Denver Airport, and yet it all feels so lonely. I keep looking around hoping to see an Anonfilly shirt or a plush sticking out of a bag.. we really are resuming our boring as lives after a weekend full of fun and community.
Is this what post con depression feels like?
Anonymous No.42554840
>>42554832
no, i'm just a shitpostghost now. a shitghost if you will.
Anonymous No.42554841 >>42554869
filly at da tub
Anonymous No.42554847 >>42554876 >>42554884
>>42554839
I hate going back to my life. I could get along with anyone at a pony con but now I have to return to the real world. Everyone in my vicinity is such an ultra normie. I hate westcoast culture so much. These annual pony conventions prevent me from killing myself.
Anonymous No.42554848 >>42554884
We stopped for an afternoon at the beach. The twins enjoyed themselves

>>42554839
I’ve been writing β€œMAREFAIR 2025” everywhere I can (that’s allowed) on my trail back home and around Orlando and leaving stickers where I can. Hoping we can have hobo signs leading people to mare fair all over Florida and the deep south one day
Anonymous No.42554849
>>42554783
First shuttle just arrived, and I'm back in my room.
My thanks goes to shuttle anon, while I slept most of the ride. The con crud was ramping up while at mare day and I feel like death. For a solo foreign con-goer, the chaos and setup of the dinner was a bit much on top of it. Good night, friends.
Anonymous No.42554852 >>42554854 >>42554858
Skip if you don't care to read semi-related bitching.
I'm 23 and I couldn't stand the obvious zoomshitters this year or the last. I was one of the anons this year and most of the other anons were cool as well, even the obvious newfag who didn't know anything about the site but still felt he was a part of it. But talking to the other attendees who were in the younger demographic was tough. The people I get along with typically start at 30, and I'm a bit concerned how this is going to work as Mare Fair gets older and the attending demo gets younger.
Anonymous No.42554854 >>42554871
>>42554852
>le born in teh wrong generation
Anonymous No.42554858 >>42554860 >>42554864 >>42554871 >>42554899
>>42554852
what is zoomer behavior supposed to be I saw none of this
Anonymous No.42554860
>>42554858
It's bait, and you replied to it. Thanks, nigger.
Anonymous No.42554863 >>42554884
>>42554839
I met 2 Anons at DIA and gave them a fistbump and a "mares".
We'll all meet again another time my friend. Pony is forever.
Anonymous No.42554864
>>42554858
skibidi gyatt ohio rizzler
Anonymous No.42554868 >>42556763
Anonymous No.42554869 >>42554907
>>42554841
Those PJs are very cute
Anonymous No.42554871 >>42554877 >>42554883 >>42554887
>>42554854
No, I grew up around mid to late millenials and liked the same things they liked, then when I started going to high school I found out no one was into the same things I were and acted completely different than what I expected. The last nine years have been rough in their own way.
>>42554858
It's hard to explain, but it's sort of a demure disinterest (?) in whatever's currently happening. You get it from the way they talk about things and the tone of voice they put on; everything sounds droned out, like they're all pretending to be stoners.

Maybe the con crud is getting to my head.
Anonymous No.42554876
Milky and I had a nice romantic evening on an unoccupied private beach

>>42554847
It was nice being the majority group because we could all be autistic without worrying about normie behavior for once
Anonymous No.42554877 >>42554887
>>42554871
>but it's sort of a demure disinterest (?) in whatever's currently happening
As opposed to acting like what?
Anonymous No.42554882 >>42554886
Someone let soapone know that his soap holders can't hold his soap.
Anonymous No.42554883
>>42554871
>the way they talk about things and the tone of voice they put on; everything sounds droned out, like they're all pretending to be stoners.
Comes from having your brain fried by constant internet use. I'm 24 and I'm the only one in my family that's never installed tiktok once. Sorry for valuing my attention span.
Anonymous No.42554884
>>42554847
Im right there with you anon. West coast here too. Just gonna have to fill in the ti.e with some meet upstairs with anons we've added since the Fair

>>42554848
Not a bad idea, I oughtta start leaving pony doodles around as well in a similar fashion, definitely been doing that at the hotel with any of the Rosens papers and pens ive seen around.

>>42554863
Had a similar thing with a few anons at the MCO. Genuinely praying that isnt going to be last time this year ill be able to have such interactions. You're right though, pony is forever and we'll all meet again someday. Thanks for the (You)s and the maremories
Anonymous No.42554886 >>42554897
>>42554882
Show proof
Anonymous No.42554887 >>42554894 >>42554912
>>42554871
oh, they're also scared by references they don't get or things they don't know. There have been several that I've talked to about things they probably haven't heard of and, instead of doing the normal thing and asking "wuzzat?", they put on this blank, pained expression and let the conversation die.
>>42554877
Instead of being actively interested in what's going on around them. It's like they hedge their interactions with their environments as if they are afraid of the unexpected, keeping everything at an arm's length. It's the behavior you used to see in teenagers, but dragged out well into adult hood.
Anonymous No.42554893
>>42554825
Fr where is it
Anonymous No.42554894 >>42554922 >>42554928
>>42554887
>wuzzat
Funny, I get very negative reactions from that.
>what the fuck do you mean you don't know what that is? you live under a rock?
Anonymous No.42554897 >>42554902
>>42554886
Anonymous No.42554898
To the anon that's coming back from Fallen Oak: I'm waiting at the lobby to get your luggage. I'm the guy trying not to pass out outside the coffee bar
Anonymous No.42554899
>>42554858
aurafarming
Anonymous No.42554901 >>42554903 >>42554971
Guys, where is Anonfilly taking me?
Anonymous No.42554902
>>42554897
That was the wrong metal.
Anonymous No.42554903
>>42554901
Equestria (death)
Anonymous No.42554907
>>42554869
Anonymous No.42554912
>>42554887
As a zoomie I can agree with this. Theres just not alot of personal humility since alot of zoomers grew up on stuff like tiktok
Anonymous No.42554918 >>42554936 >>42555888
>>42554910
several anons got very pissed that I didn't know things like random namefags, memes or complete 4cc lore and started talking to others else instead of explaining it. I don't know if it's because people don't want to resort to >spoonfeeding or what. I'm not on the board 24/7, I do other things. I know a few things, I don't know everything.
Anonymous No.42554922 >>42554977
>>42554894
>what the fuck do you mean you don't know what that is? you live under a rock?
Chiding newfags for not having a good knowledgebase is pretty common when you're talking about Internet stuff, but now it seems zoomers get so emotionally damaged from the prospect that they reject the information entirely or just don't interact with the people that hold it. I think that's how you get people like shartyfags who purposely act in opposition wherever they are.

You can always find people who are frothing at the mouth to call people newfags, just like people today do with genAI because they're afraid of liking something that was made with it. But that's pretty much purely an online thing. If you talk to someone IRL about something you don't know then they'll explain it normally (most of the time), but zoomers act like they're going to have an Internet interaction face to face.
Anonymous No.42554928 >>42554956
>>42554894
seriously? i fucking love spilling my autism everywhere about shit i like. "oh yeah, sure lemme explain this thing i like with way too much detail!"
Anonymous No.42554930
>first day back at work
>realize I actually hate it even more than I thought I did
Man am I glad I decided to gauge how I feel about it after Mare Fair. Ditching this by month's end and hopefully bagging a better paying job to have extra dosh for next year
Anonymous No.42554931
Any open room parties going on at the days inn? Rainbowshine is lonely
Anonymous No.42554933 >>42554939 >>42554941 >>42554952
I had to explain who this was to someone at the anon party
or I was too drunk to realize he was baiting me
Anonymous No.42554936 >>42554944 >>42555162
>>42554918
there's a good few people who expect you to know everything they know, and I mean "everything" literally. Not like a good working knowledge, but all the circlejerk drama and other shit too. I was probably like that at some point, but you grow out of it.
Anonymous No.42554937 >>42554976 >>42555379 >>42555393 >>42555408 >>42555690
>>42553601
I relate to this on some level, albeit it I've yet to make it to any Mare Fair. Part of me thinks it'd be really fun, another part of me, not sure if it's just my ego or common sense, thinks I'm setting myself up for disappointment. I'm too old and lame. I'm 30 now, I'll be 31 when the next Mare Fair hits, and I have done nothing impressive. No interesting career, no degree, no interesting skills, etc. I feel like the ideal person to attend is someone in their early to mid 20's, with a career ahead of them. I know this isn't a contest, and I don't mean to turn it into a competition, but I fear I'd just drag down the vibe. I don't want to be that weird older dude trying to keep a dying party going.

>I don’t have much connection with most of the attendees
This also worries me. I think it's great people are still enjoying pony, and I like they have their thing with shouting "Mares!" and "Snowpity!" but I dunno. To me it feels distinctly like a modern /mlp/ invention. Then again, I can't even imagine what a 2012 and 2013 Mare Fair would look like. What would people even shout? "Go to bed seth?" "I fucking hate pineapple pizza?" Maybe just shout Derpy's name? Who knows. If I can get the money together, I'd love to go. If nothing else, I'd know for sure if it's an event for me or not. Maybe next year there can be a Werther's Original section for all the Internet Boomers to hang out in and talk about how much better it was back in our day and complain about joint pain.
Anonymous No.42554939 >>42554965
>>42554933
someone called the template an "oldfag meme".
Anonymous No.42554941 >>42554965
>>42554933
kinda funny considering that he's mentioned on that filly anon shirt that pretty much everyone was wearing.
Anonymous No.42554943 >>42554966 >>42556377
Did Welderanon with the MSI laptop ever get his mouse working?
Anonymous No.42554944 >>42554980 >>42554983 >>42555011 >>42555036
>>42554936
>talking about random stuff with anon in line
>eventually discussion turns to 4cc
>get asked a couple things and admit I didn't know
>"well did you at least see the three stars?"
I heard that happened but didn't watch it yet
>"omfg" under breath and turns to talk to the next person in the line
>they immediately get along and constantly talk for the rest of the line
Anonymous No.42554952 >>42554965
>>42554933
If you are who I think you are then I think the anon you were talking too was actually that new

t. anon who was talking to you about cars/initial D
Anonymous No.42554956
>>42554928
Not everyone was like (You)
Anonymous No.42554965 >>42554974
>>42554939
Kek
>>42554941
we should write invitations for moot to go to mare fair, maybe he still reads his email
>>42554952
I'm pretty sure I didn't talk to anyone about cars or initial d. I was in a suit with a blue mylittleties tie
Anonymous No.42554966
>>42554943
Just buy a new one. it's like $5 minus the solder fume
Anonymous No.42554970
>>42553766
Sometimes I put subtle/cute ones on things but also I keep a con scrapbook where I put stickers to remember what con I got them at. I also have a clear phone case that I swap stickers in and out of.
Anonymous No.42554971
>>42554901
To the gay bathhouse
Anonymous No.42554972 >>42554981 >>42555093
Dropped off more FFC merch in the lobby under the stairs
Anonymous No.42554974
>>42554965
oh never mind then you aren't who I was thinking of.
Anonymous No.42554976
>>42554937
I'm pushing 40, a total failure, and had a great time. Do you want a mare fair or not?
Anonymous No.42554977 >>42555315
>>42554922
>>42554910
Honestly I was having fun with how much ive forgotten or missed out on in my years hiatus being pointed out and being called a newfag or the dozens of times my friend wpuld look to his friends and say "he doesn't know!"
Anonymous No.42554980 >>42554993 >>42554997
>>42554944
I honestly found that mentioning 4cc was a way to tell if people were normies LARPers or actually familiar with /mlp/
Anonymous No.42554981 >>42555093
>>42554972
I heard the real badges arrived late. Are they going to be available at the next mare fair?
Anonymous No.42554983 >>42554991
>>42554944
Should have gone to the 4cc panel, we watched the final and shit was cash
Anonymous No.42554991
>>42554983
My favorite thing this year was chanting
>RAPE
>RAPE
>RAPE
>RAPE
>RAPE
with 50+ anons.
Anonymous No.42554993 >>42555011
>>42554980
Why would I give a single flying fuck about soccer?
Anonymous No.42554997 >>42555001
>>42554980
I have a zero star scarf but I didn't wear it at all because I knew I'd be called out for being as ignorant as I was.
Anonymous No.42554998 >>42555220
Anonymous No.42555001
>>42554997
I approve of this, I always get let down when I strike up a convo with someone wearing a team scarf and they have no idea what I'm talking about
Anonymous No.42555011
>>42554944
Well the three star disaster was a huge deal
>>42554993
why should you care about anything?
Anonymous No.42555020 >>42555030
I suggest for the next year we focus in more Fair and less Mare, maybe rename the con to FAIRmare
Anonymous No.42555030
>>42555020
that sounds pretty fuckin gay and shit anon
Anonymous No.42555036 >>42555042 >>42556427
>>42554944
>haven't paid any attention to the FCC because I'm a returnee normalfag with a life outside 4chins
>people keep talking about 4cc rigging
>I thought they were talking the actual 3d model rigging for the game
Anonymous No.42555040 >>42555045 >>42555076 >>42555079 >>42555289
I hope there's some karaoke next year. After the weddings on Saturday I was super ready to get up and start singing some Whitesnake to a plush in front of people
Anonymous No.42555042
>>42555036
Anonymous No.42555045 >>42555051 >>42555076
>>42555040
that'd be a brilliant idea, i'm sure a lot of people would love karaoke, pony songs or not
Anonymous No.42555048
Got like 10 cans of Budweiser that need to go by tonight, if anyone wants it swing by room 308 before 1:30 /)
Anonymous No.42555049
prince is kinda cute as a mare
Anonymous No.42555051
>>42555045
Probably pretty easy to set up a Karaoke station at the Renegade Stage at night.
Anonymous No.42555057 >>42555078 >>42555093 >>42555104
To everyone who has complained about not knowing 4cc stuff, I encourage you to just read the wiki and or watch the games. Not at all time consuming and I just incredibly fun; plus it will bolster your board spirit.
>muh sports are gay
As someone who uses /sp/ and watches 4cc, the experience of watching an actual ball game vs watching 4cc is entirely different and I think that 4cc would scratch the itches that some people miss with sports.
Anonymous No.42555070 >>42555077
Anyone down for a late night Denny’s trip? haven’t eaten today and I’m pretty sure it’s open all night right?
Anonymous No.42555073
Complete marehaul
Anonymous No.42555076
>>42555040
>>42555045
Anonymous No.42555077
>>42555070
That Denny's should be open 24/7. They might not be able to make everything on the menu though.
Anonymous No.42555078 >>42555084
>>42555057
good for you
but don't tell me what to do
Anonymous No.42555079
>>42555040
I meant to apply for a karaoke panel but I forgot.
Anonymous No.42555080 >>42555087
I'll miss you fags
Anonymous No.42555084 >>42555089
>>42555078
No yeah by all means please feel free to continue to feel disconnected from the board and complain about it, I’m just suggesting a possible way to enjoy your time here better
Anonymous No.42555087
>>42555080
See you next year you flaming homo
Anonymous No.42555089 >>42555097 >>42555099
>>42555084
>if you don't care about football, you're reddit
Good job sabotaging yourself on your recruiting exercise
Anonymous No.42555093
>>42554972
>>42554981
Seconding, I want to be more on top of that stuff next year. Totally bringing my lanyard from MF2 next time.

>>42555057
Yeah, there's a full archive and the matches don't last that long. Plus, it's just really fucking funny to watch memes play soccer. /o/ is playing? You get Top Gear Hosts and a bunch of cars splayed out on the field like hot wheels cars. /trv/ has a literal ant colony. /v/ has Metal Gear Rex as a non-medal running around (yes it's mainly Liquid Snake but it's still funny). It's /pol/ vs /toy/? That's right, you just saw Hitler get knocked the fuck down by a lego man with the orange transparent chainsaw.

It is so gloriously dumb. And it makes people so goddamn mad that ponies were the first to THREE STARS!
Anonymous No.42555097
>>42555089
If you're gonna conflate and twist someone's words, at least make it a bit more subtle instead of coming off as a sub-70 IQ nog with no reading comprehension.
Anonymous No.42555099
>>42555089
It’s less like watching football and more like watching our board culture clash with other boards in a fun and engaging way. I for one don’t watch it because of the sporting aspect, and since it’s actually just CPUs playing I’m not sure if anyone does. All I’m saying is if not watching is making you FEEL out of touch and like a redditor and you feel like you have to project to convince yourself otherwise, you could also opt into reading ten minutes worth of content and occasionally catching some funny videos while they’re live.
Anonymous No.42555104
>>42555057
thanks for spoonfeeding me like the retard i am.
Anonymous No.42555124 >>42555276 >>42556221
Finally got a picture of my merch haul. Tried to keep everything clean.
Anonymous No.42555153 >>42555164 >>42555180
>>42553561
Put them in a plastic bag and put it in your freezer for three days. Make sure the temp's at least 0 degrees F.

>heat gets them
Heat works as well. Needs to be 120 degrees F or higher, sustained for more than 20 minutes.
Anonymous No.42555162 >>42555202 >>42555207 >>42555327
>>42554936
>pool party with beach balls
>trying to get a volley going with the least athletic group of fags in florida
>guy joins in, keeps yelling movie quotes really loud, keeps going when no one appreciates it
>starts trying to organize everyone into teams, can't have fun unless it's his way
>he gets called a janny
>"what's a janny?"
Many such cases, I get why some anons gatekeep so hard
Anonymous No.42555164
>>42555153
>Heat works as well. Needs to be 120 degrees F or higher, sustained for more than 20 minutes.
So, dryer on low/delicate settings for 20 min should do the trick, I believe.
Anonymous No.42555173
Anyone got that picture of the cop in the AD hall dying inside?
Anonymous No.42555180 >>42555192 >>42555196
>>42555153
Yeah, I've been leaving some stuff in my car, which I've learned got at least 140F today, and the twins were in sealed plastic bags, so I may not bother with them.

Using my car seems better than the oven, and I figured if it can kill dogs and babies, then it can kill bedbugs.

Have any of you ever left your plushies in your car before? I'm mostly just worried about damaging them. Rarity's in a trashbag in my room right now, and the twins are still in their bags. I did sleep with Rarity during the fair, and I didn't get any bites, which seems to heavily imply that she was spared.
Anonymous No.42555192 >>42555217
>>42555180
Anonymous No.42555196 >>42555217
>>42555180
I think the major issue you would worry about is sun bleaching of your plushies. If they're covered/protected from the sun but within the heat then they should be fine.
Anonymous No.42555202
>>42555162
Are you talking about the waterpolo game? Because that was actually kind of epic. And I don’t remember any movie quotes, just the anonfilly ree chants. Are you one of those people that are schizophrenic about the con being bad? Yes the charity auction did raise money and no the George Floyd mob didn’t happen
Anonymous No.42555207
>>42555162
This is what happens when you shill Mare Fair at normie cons.
Anonymous No.42555217
>>42555192

>>42555196
I'll try that tomorrow then, thank you.
Anonymous No.42555220
>>42554998
if only
Anonymous No.42555227 >>42555238
Got a plush at the con with faux fur and it’s matted. What kind of comb/brush or cleaning solution is safe?
Anonymous No.42555238
>>42555227
Boar bristle brush for the faux fur is great. Folex for cleaning.
Anonymous No.42555245 >>42555248 >>42555262 >>42555281 >>42555284
I regret only getting soiree
I've separated them
What have I done
Anonymous No.42555248
>>42555245
You monster. You know what you have to do now: reunite the sisters.
Anonymous No.42555260
>>42553704
>>42553743
whats ur discord
can i add u plz? :(
Anonymous No.42555262
>>42555245
You've not only damned the one, but the other too.
Anonymous No.42555267 >>42555270
These guys invited me to their room, should I go anons?
Anonymous No.42555270
>>42555267
you should
Anonymous No.42555276 >>42555282
The filly I adopted had maretooth, but fortunately it didn't spread, presumably since they were separated.
Thanks to the guy who gave me that little wooden Rainbow Dash on the NASA trip.
I spent a very irresponsible amount of money this year. Probably gonna go easy on the spending next year.
MF23 art:
https://files.catbox.moe/2oaojr.jpg
And the prints I got (plus a giant Miku shirt):
https://files.catbox.moe/8szk28.jpg
>>42555124
I hope I'll be able to get the FF pins I missed out on next year. Those things were gone instantly.
Anonymous No.42555281
>>42555245
Reunion in one year's time
Anonymous No.42555282
>>42555276
based fillyfucker
Anonymous No.42555284
>>42555245
If you talked to the fat dude in the con store with shoulder length hair: I warned you.
Anonymous No.42555289 >>42555328
>>42555040
it was happening at the NAACP conference. You didn't go?
Anonymous No.42555315 >>42557029
Had one final beer with the travel-sized wife on the plane home to send off what was an absolutely fantastic con. Thanks for all the fun times again, faggots. I absolutely loved seeing all the Aryannes of various sizes and the good shit in the vendor halls like the windmills of friendship or the "friendship mare" lego kits. PTS IRL and the opening ceremony animations were absolutely KINO. Chanting >RAPE with a room full of fellow autists was hilarious as fuck. I could go on, but I am fucking exhausted and just want to snuggle with my perfect wife. I'll just say, this year was definitely better than last year. See you all next year.
>>42554977
>HE DOESN'T KNOW
That was fucking funny. You're alright, newfag. I'm glad I resisted the urge to punch you in the mouth when you picked up my lifesize plush without permission.
Anonymous No.42555327
>>42555162
gatekeeping's only ever a negative to people who either don't care about the thing being gatekept or don't get it. Pretty much no one cares that good colleges gatekeep with high grades and tests you need to pay for
Anonymous No.42555328
>>42555289
I wasn't subscribed to their newsletter so I didn't know. If they had motown I especially missed out
Anonymous No.42555330
>>42553624
Why the hell would I want to date them then if they can't accept that? Why not hire a hooker at that point?
Anonymous No.42555331
Did anyone lose this bag? It will be at lost and found.
Anonymous No.42555334
Also this jacket
Anonymous No.42555371 >>42555401 >>42555514
This one hurts for the wrong reasons.
Anonymous No.42555379
>>42554937
I kinda relate too, except that I AM early 20s. I'm just generally low energy around people I don't know super well, so I feel like I'd just end up awkwardly walking around and silently observing things with no aim - or worse, just end up leaving because I feel like I'm too "safe for work" for MF culture.
Anonymous No.42555393
>>42554937
I sympathize with you. I'm an old sack of shit completely out of touch with what's going on and had no contacts at MF before going this year, but I still had an amazing experience. Consider that there are other people in the exact same position as you there, and go from there. You'll surprise yourself.
Anonymous No.42555399 >>42555961
Almost forgot to post this.
Anonymous No.42555401
>>42555371
Sad.
Anonymous No.42555408
>>42554937
Anon, I was running around being a retard and either impressing or enraging people by being a self-aware dumbshit. Quit psyching yourself out and come have fun
Anonymous No.42555445
Britanon Dennys trip right meow if you're nit already dead
Anonymous No.42555453 >>42555479 >>42555505 >>42555806
if i'm not competent at art by next mare fair i'm going to kill myself
Anonymous No.42555454 >>42555490 >>42555848
Today is the day I check out,
Anyone heading to mco terminal c?
Also tempted to spend extra money on day quil. Is it worth it anons? This coof is pretty gnarly and I'm super weak as fuck
Anonymous No.42555472
Anonymous No.42555479 >>42555522
>>42555453
It takes years of practice to draw a circle, sir
Just use Stable Diffusion.
Anonymous No.42555490
>>42555454
Ibuprofen and pseudoephedrine got me through an otherwise shitty flight. Never tried dayquil, NSAIDs have always been enough.
Anonymous No.42555505 >>42555522 >>42555530
>>42555453
I believe in you, Anon. Check the /bale/ threads for some good guides and tips. It helped me go from total pony art newbie to makig a painting
Anonymous No.42555514 >>42555534
>>42555371
>see a man
>see a cat
>think of child rape
is troonsky alright?
Anonymous No.42555522 >>42555530
>>42555479
Maybe one day
>>42555505
Already a regular poster
Anonymous No.42555530 >>42555551
>>42555505
>>42555522
I can't be the only one who feels super fucking pumped to draw after MF. Just as soon as this fucking con coof is over. Ya'll some filthy motherfuckers.
Anonymous No.42555534
>>42555514
They are projecting, as always
Anonymous No.42555542 >>42555566
i had a dream that one of the post con activities people got up to around the area was working at burger king. just several anons all getting hired by the same burger king in orlando at the same time for one day.
Anonymous No.42555551
>>42555530
Drawan, writing, paintan, fuck it I'm doing it all, baby!
Anonymous No.42555566 >>42555587
>>42555542
Buy out a Burger King, then rebrand it to Mareburger.
Anonymous No.42555587
>>42555566
hayburger?
Anonymous No.42555608 >>42555631
>get back home in eastern europe just in time for ww3
Guess no MF4 for me
Anonymous No.42555631
>>42555608
We'll get you out of there. No Anon left behind
Anonymous No.42555654
>>42554340
Yep, you can blame me for your crippling earache
Anonymous No.42555659
Free alcohol, come by 2435 before 7 am for pickup
Anonymous No.42555670 >>42555916
already miss you lads, hope to see you all again next year /)
Anonymous No.42555676 >>42555712
Were you guys using the phone casting for the tvs the whole time or did anyone figure out what cable to change for the hdmi output? I was thoroughly retarted and couldn't figure it out during the few times I was in my room to check it out
Anonymous No.42555680
"Mares"
Anonymous No.42555690
>>42554937
45 here, ponies are forever
Anonymous No.42555696 >>42555974
Can't wait for next year! PCD is creeping in as I sit at home writing this. Extreme jet lag is keeping the worst at bay for now.

Despite everything, it was an awesome con. I didn't get to party nearly as much as I would've liked due to some flight fuckery coming in making me be several hours late and wake up dehydrated on thursday which then carried into friday and saturday since the thursday was so busy I didn't have time to rest and rehydrate.
Hosting a panel for the first time was fantastic. I think I kinda like talking to an audience, even if prep takes a shitton of time since I otherwise won't know what to say.
Overall, I think I tried to do too much and ended up experiencing and enjoying too little as result.
Anonymous No.42555712
>>42555676
There was only one HDMI cable back there. You yoink that out and attach your own, then you go down from channel 0 to find the HDMI channels.
Anonymous No.42555728
n the airport, I'm at gate like 30.
Got an hour and a half before I gotta leave.
Anonymous No.42555750
What's that Texas con that was posted about on the board gonna be called? It looked interesting.
Anonymous No.42555752 >>42555768
>>42553694
No joke, it knocked me on my ass for like 15 hours of sleep. It's starting to settle into my lungs. Heading to doctor sometime today. I had some ear pain as well like infections might be starting there too.
Anonymous No.42555757
>>42553578
get the fuck out then, shartyfag
Anonymous No.42555768 >>42555859
>>42555752
>>42553694
It's covid. Advil should do the trick.
Anonymous No.42555772
Anyone driving to the airport soon and willing to carpool?
Anonymous No.42555799 >>42555981
>work sucked
>open wallet
>see mare
>can smile again
Mare Fair is the best thing to happen to me in years
Anonymous No.42555806
>>42555453
if i'm not fit enough to rock the dance floor by next mare fair i'm going to kill myself
Anonymous No.42555808 >>42555987
See you next year, fuckers.
Anonymous No.42555826
Surely they're just eating breakfast
Anonymous No.42555829
can you believe it? marefair! just a year away!
Anonymous No.42555842
One last one before I'm out for the night and for the next one.
MARES!!
Anonymous No.42555846
Can't find a single sign of pony anywhere this morning. Where are you?
Anonymous No.42555848 >>42555862
>>42555454
I'm okay, taking aspirin for the head, afrin for the nose, but I'm not sure what would be a surefire way to fix the throat-slicing ache and coof.
Anonymous No.42555859 >>42555889 >>42555895
>>42555768
Advil and not Tylenol?
Anonymous No.42555862 >>42555895
>>42555848
I'm scared of administering the nasal spray.
Anonymous No.42555879
>>42554063
is that you mare schizo?
Anonymous No.42555888
>>42554918
Someone nicely explained Safest Hooves to me. They were aghast that I don't follow the cup much.
Anonymous No.42555889 >>42555895
>>42555859
Ibuprofen (advil) works better than paracetamol/acetaminophen (tylenol) in my experience. It helps with the couching as well and not just the pain. Sudafed helps with the coughing and congestion as well. Not a doctor just my personal experience.
Anonymous No.42555895
>>42555862
It opens the blockage and mostly stops the runny nose. It's my best friend. Still nicking a bog roll from the hotel though.

>>42555859
>>42555889
If anything go with the nuclear open, full dose of ibu with a full dose of tylenol. I was perscribed that cocktail after getting wisdom teeth pulled.
Anonymous No.42555901 >>42555910
Any anons up for grabbing coffee or something at the airport around 12?
Anonymous No.42555909
I hate goodbyes
Anonymous No.42555910 >>42555920
>>42555901
Is there going to be a meetup at the MCO airport? I still haven't found a single pony at the Rosen this morning and my flight isn't until 6 PM
Anonymous No.42555916
>>42555670
Hope to see you soon. Glad I could watch you make a qt ponk irl /)
Anonymous No.42555920
>>42555910
Don't know about any big meet-up. I left the Rosen on Monday, but I'll be at the airport today from around noon and have a flight scheduled for 4 PM.
Anonymous No.42555922 >>42555929 >>42555938
Sickness... claiming me...
The con flu...
Goodbye Anons... ^:(
Anonymous No.42555923 >>42555925
Anyone with an 11am flight want to split an Uber?
Anonymous No.42555925
>>42555923
Ive got an 11am and Im already here after my ride left early
Anonymous No.42555926
If anyone has a flight leaving gates 70-99 and boards at 1020, meetup in the center
Anonymous No.42555929
>>42555922
See you on the other side, in equestria.
Anonymous No.42555938
>>42555922
Goodbye!
Anonymous No.42555949
>fighting con crud
>doing laundry
>hungry as a horse
Anyone free to grab some brunch? Denny's sounds real good right about now
Anonymous No.42555950
I got amazingly high last night and discovered I am the chosen one. Smoking weed gives me euphoric feelings other people describe as psychedelic or something, and this has happened with all the 3 times I've smoked weed which says it's something to do with me. Everyone else just described being high in vague terms they couldn't explain beyond 'i am high it was good' and nothing else, or it's a negative thing they don't like doing.
Having woken up I'm still feeling residual effects. That means I've been high for 8-9 hours.
Anonymous No.42555957 >>42555962 >>42555973
when you get your friend into the Sky club
Anonymous No.42555961
>>42555399
lul, Smiling Friends-lookin ass bitch
Anonymous No.42555962 >>42555999
>>42555957
You dick, Im at the Bahama Breeze right outside
Anonymous No.42555973
>>42555957
What's all this then?
Anonymous No.42555974
>>42555696
Thanks for contributing anon
what panel
Anonymous No.42555976 >>42555982 >>42556000 >>42556428
I almost forgot to have a Morning Mimosa!
Anonymous No.42555981 >>42556008
>>42555799
Mair Fair is moi fav'rite con
It brings joy to my loife
(checked)
Anonymous No.42555982
>>42555976
This is fucking terrible
Anonymous No.42555987
>>42555808
Have fun back in straya
Anonymous No.42555999
>>42555962
>wearing chain mail to the chain restaurant
Anonymous No.42556000 >>42556004 >>42556033 >>42556395
>>42555976
>flight delayed to noon takeoff
Surely SOMEONE will show up to Airport Con, right?
Anonymous No.42556004 >>42556060
>>42556000
That looks terrible
Anonymous No.42556008
>>42555981
I can't lie there is something good about all of those cute mares...
Anonymous No.42556019 >>42556023
Any info on attendee numbers? Must have been over 2k.
Anonymous No.42556023
>>42556019
Actually no, its something akin to 1300-1400
Anonymous No.42556033 >>42556047
>>42556000
Where's airport con?
Anonymous No.42556042 >>42556116
>check out twitter because I love trash
>see several people whining about how awful mare fair is
>every single one turns out to be an assblasted furry
It's hilarious how every stereotype is true.
Anonymous No.42556047 >>42556077
>>42556033
Terminal B, gates 70-99 concourse
Anonymous No.42556060
>>42556004
It wasn't very good, but it was real food at least
Anonymous No.42556063 >>42556065
>bump limit
Just one more thread is all I ask for. It can't be completely over
Anonymous No.42556065
>>42556063
Im too busy huffing hopium, copium, and mareium to accept its over
Anonymous No.42556077 >>42556080
>>42556047
You already through TSA?
Anonymous No.42556080 >>42556135
>>42556077
Yeah
Just know terminal a doesnt connect to B, so you can't come if your flight is there
Anonymous No.42556105
wow i actually got sick wtf
Anonymous No.42556111 >>42556115
TSA took my .50 cal shell casing :(
Anonymous No.42556115 >>42556120
>>42556111
they took an inert piece of brass?
Anonymous No.42556116
>>42556042
It's a shame they didn't show up to protest in person, it would have been hilarious to see them try to survive Florida weather in a fursuit, without a hotel room to retreat to
Anonymous No.42556120
>>42556115
Said it could "easily be refilled"
I made it through just fine last year
Anonymous No.42556132
>>42554683
Anonymous No.42556134
Airport Con!
Anonymous No.42556135
>>42556080
Damn. I'll be there in spirit
Anonymous No.42556143
Day 4 ish of con crud and it's on the way down, only a bit of a cough and rough voice is left now. Feel better soon fellow sick anons.
Anonymous No.42556145
>>42554102
Very qt
Dattebayo !!u1gNjd7nvls No.42556147 >>42556153
This town is empty and cold without (You) here, like you guys took the soul with you

I can't to see you all again next year and bring all the snowpity back to Orlando, kicking and screaming if we have to....

Thank you all for an amarezing weekend
Anonymous No.42556148 >>42556205 >>42556220
Sleeping with a lifesize is amazing. How did I ever enjoy my time in bed before this point? I'm going back to bed for that reason alone, and definitely not because I need to rest up through the con crud.
Anonymous No.42556151 >>42556155
>You've heard stories of the Orlando Mare Fair. We all have. This story's different than the others. It's all in promise of beginnings. And the ending.
Anonymous No.42556153
>>42556147
God damn it, forgot to take off my trip, sorry fellas
Anonymous No.42556155 >>42556157
>>42556151
>When the Bluecriers understood the con had been yet another success, even greater than the year prior, they were filled with rage. Such a level of rage that crushed all thought and began to consume their minds and souls. Within a week's time, most were left babbling messes, doomed to post among ever dwindling numbers.
Anonymous No.42556156 >>42556228
Anypony on the JFK flight 19:35? I'm pondering either hanging out in the hotel lobby and devour pizza or head to the airport to decompose for 8 hours until my flight.
Anonymous No.42556157 >>42556160
>>42556155
>The musicians. Singers, entertainers, producers, had one more show to put on, this time without as much issue. When the con finally cleared, they found themselves happy and unfrustrated with the convention unlike last year. Giving Mare Fair one last wave, they set off to other cons, eager for Mare Fair next year.
Anonymous No.42556160 >>42556163
>>42556157
>Mares, treasured and loved the con over, found new life in the art, writing, and voices of their fans. They would sit silently, waiting not for next year, but at all times to bring those that care out of the darkness and into joy. At times they would think back to the Wyndham where it all started before smiling and thinking of the future.
Anonymous No.42556163
>>42556160
>You've heard of Orlando Mare Fair. We all have, the legend, the curses. Some foolishness about it being a con for national socialists. A meetup of racists. Under the sunny Florida skies... a bright, shining monument luring schizos to their fates. A proof that you can find happiness, forge friendships. Attending it, though, that's not the hard part. It's letting go.
Anonymous No.42556174
>>42554683
Unironically roughly 20-28% of attendees were offboarders
Anonymous No.42556205 >>42556220 >>42556286
>>42556148
You too, huh?
Currently lurking while holding my LS in bed, trying to get over con crud.
Anonymous No.42556220 >>42556229
>>42556148
>>42556205
I don't have a LS, but holding my medium sized plush in bed really is amazing. I had a lovely nap with her yesterday.
Anonymous No.42556221
>>42555124
If you're the fucker who took that Fair Flyer cutout I was going for, I hope you miss next year.
Anonymous No.42556228 >>42556239 >>42556241 >>42556243 >>42556258
>>42556156
>decompose

didnt you mean decompress
Anonymous No.42556229
>>42556220
Already you're on your way. I started out with beanie babies, then 4DE, symbiotes, and then found myself increasingly upset that I didn't have a pony for full body cuddling.
Anonymous No.42556239
>>42556228
Nah. I feel him. He's about to decompose.
Anonymous No.42556241
>>42556228
Did he stutter?
Anonymous No.42556243
>>42556228
I know what I said. I'm turning to mare mush here.
Anonymous No.42556246
Sitting in lobby if anyone wants to drop by and talk mares
Anonymous No.42556257
Everypony is so disperse now. What happened? We were all so clustered for the last two nights
Anonymous No.42556258
>>42556228
Nurgle's gift of the con plague got to him, so I believe decompose would be the right word for it.
Anonymous No.42556264
>tfw I had literally no signal all day yesterday
Prepare for angry filly image dump.
Anonymous No.42556267 >>42556278 >>42556290
>I hate rain (again)
Anonymous No.42556271 >>42556290
>I hate sketches
Anonymous No.42556274 >>42556290
>I hate horse riding
Anonymous No.42556275 >>42556290
>I hate dentists
Anonymous No.42556277 >>42556290
>I hate nature
Anonymous No.42556278 >>42556285
>>42556267
I'll say it, you're the best recurring bit out of these past marefair threads
Anonymous No.42556284 >>42556290 >>42556301
>I hate dinners
Anonymous No.42556285
>>42556278
this.
keep it up, and eventually you can make a post saying "I hate being charity auctioned for $3,000"
Anonymous No.42556286
>>42556205
That was me since I got home Tuesday night, finally up and about until the second wave hits
Anonymous No.42556290 >>42556295 >>42556403
>>42556267
>>42556271
>>42556274
>>42556275
>>42556277
>>42556284

She really does embody this board
Anonymous No.42556295 >>42556346 >>42556403
>>42556290
>hating everything
Kek
Anonymous No.42556301
>>42556284
do I hate mares
Anonymous No.42556303 >>42556311
Anyone have the pools closed picture witg the three anons?
Anonymous No.42556308 >>42556313
Sketches from Mare Day. I think I'll finish them later.
Anonymous No.42556311 >>42556321 >>42556426
>>42556303
There was another guy next to me taking one. You might be thinking of his.
I took one too, but I don't think I posted it to the thread before now.
Anonymous No.42556313
>>42556308
Anonymous No.42556321
>>42556311
Celestia bless you anon!
Anonymous No.42556322 >>42556340
Not sure how many ponies are left reading a page 8 bump limit thread, but there's a lot of anons in the lobby who have flights in the mid-afternoon. Is there enough time for a group trip to Denny's or something? Maybe Moonman McDonald's? My flight is at 6.
Anonymous No.42556331
time for new bread? will bake soon
Anonymous No.42556332 >>42556345
8 bars of soap. Perfect tsa bait
Anonymous No.42556340
>>42556322
Mine's at 7, but voice is mostly gone.
Anonymous No.42556345
>>42556332
As the vendor selling silver rings and coins, you have no idea how thoroughly TSA molested my suitcase full of mares before the con. It is inevitable.
Anonymous No.42556346 >>42556349 >>42556351 >>42556403
>>42556295
>Raintrannies
>Sketchtrannies
>Horseridetrannies
>Dentaltrannies
>Naturetrannies
>Dinnertrannies
Anonymous No.42556349 >>42556357 >>42556403
>>42556346
this but replace trannies with fags, try not to be so rent free next time
Anonymous No.42556351 >>42556403
>>42556346
There you go
Anonymous No.42556357 >>42556358
>>42556349
t. ranny
Anonymous No.42556358
>>42556357
>forgot the meme arrow
big yikes, oof chud, don't forget to dilate xister
Anonymous No.42556366 >>42556460 >>42557037
what other cons are on the horizon? Never been a con goer before
Anonymous No.42556375 >>42556439
>I love twiggie :)
Welderanon@proton.me No.42556377 >>42556385 >>42556400 >>42556782
>>42554943
anons said basically it came down to updating my Ubuntu and praying it fixes the mouse input from my mousepad and digital pen. The con WiFi was too slow to update it and I just stopped the update and am planning on updating it right now. Will post if it gets fixed or not. Wish me luck!!!!1!!
Anonymous No.42556385
>>42556377
Good luck! Keep us posted in pts if anything.
Anonymous No.42556395
>>42556000
the fuck are those honkey-ass tacos? On top of being flour those tortillas look fucking raw
Anonymous No.42556400
>>42556377
>con wifi
I am blessed by having no home internet and 300gb of mobile hotspot on my phone.
Anonymous No.42556403 >>42556410
>>42556295
>>42556290
>>42556346
>>42556349
>>42556351
why she so angy tho?
Anonymous No.42556408
>>42554554
I will find the Celestianism dude and ask him to pray
Anonymous No.42556410
>>42556403
because she represents anon, anon
Anonymous No.42556421
Time to go home
Anonymous No.42556426
>>42556311
Anonymous No.42556427 >>42556453
>>42555036
Please join /aesco/ to make models for teams anon
Anonymous No.42556428 >>42556471
>>42555976
your pony's chainmail is pretty cool
Anonymous No.42556439 >>42556481
>>42556375
Get away from her, she's going to eat your face!
Anonymous No.42556441 >>42556698 >>42556812
we got a visit from 8ch at the anon cosplay contest
man, these "spam" filters are something else
Anonymous No.42556453
>>42556427
You will not do so much and actually attend the convention next year right Kiwi?
Anonymous No.42556456 >>42556530
After a long, delayed flight, and having to run an unexpected errand for a family member the moment I landed, I am finally home. My wife was waiting for me.
See you next year Anons!
Anonymous No.42556460 >>42556465
>>42556366
Next big one is Ciderfest.
Anonymous No.42556465 >>42556473 >>42556698
>>42556460
Ciderfest is anti-/mlp/
Anonymous No.42556471
All great things must come to an end, but we dont have to wait a full year to see each other once more!

>>42556428
Thanks!
Anonymous No.42556473 >>42556484 >>42556492
>>42556465
Ah, I only go to Mare Fair so I didn't know. What about Harmony?
Anonymous No.42556474 >>42556510
The algorithm knows. It's so fucking over....
Anonymous No.42556481
>>42556439
>What are you talking abo-
>PBBHLGHARHBD
Anonymous No.42556483
Anonymous No.42556484
>>42556473
Been to HC and EFNW several times.
They're great - probably the best cons still going, desu - but unless you have an mlp friend-group, don't expect any spicy memes
Anonymous No.42556492 >>42556701
>>42556473
not as bad, iirc, they just have a smaller venue and a smaller vendor hall (that they always let a couple of furry vendors in, while wait listing pony vendors)
Anonymous No.42556493
NEW BREAD
New thread for Mare Fair discussions
>>42556486
>>42556486
>>42556486
>>42556486
Anonymous No.42556510
>>42556474
Thanks again for letting me use your tummy for target practice.
Anonymous No.42556530 >>42556788
>>42556456
cute!
Anonymous No.42556546 >>42556563 >>42556567
By some miracle, does anyone happen to have a Fair Flyer plush from Marefair 2 for sale?
Anonymous No.42556563 >>42557033
>>42556546
People were limited to buying only one of each. Giving you theirs would mean parting with thier own. And only a mare hater would do that.
Anonymous No.42556567 >>42556570
>>42556546
More people probably would if they didn't limit one per person, but then more anons wouldn't have gotten to get one. There were a couple for sale at the constore this year as well
Anonymous No.42556570
>>42556567
They only made about 500~. Some schizo scalper would have bought 200 in one purchase and sold them online for $100 each.
Anonymous No.42556581
Schizo scalper here I do have an extra but im only selling it as part of a 4 plush set of all four mascots. Still interested?
Anonymous No.42556698
>>42556441
They use a red Anon over there? I never knew.

>>42556465
I've always had fun at Ciderfest, don't know what you mean.
Anonymous No.42556701
>>42556492
>they always let a couple of furry vendors in, while wait listing pony vendors
Anonymous No.42556718
>>42553671
kek, same
>3 years ago
mare...
Anonymous No.42556725
>>42553779
same, this gotta be some pony autism stuff.
Anonymous No.42556758
>>42554767
Great and Powerful posts Trixie, thank you.
Anonymous No.42556763
>>42554868
cute 144p twins
Anonymous No.42556781
frankenfilly update

alive
Anonymous No.42556782 >>42556786
>>42556377
Good luck anon! Do let us know how it goes.
>inb4 Lunix anons get collectively embarrassed for Ubuntu fucking exploding after an upgrade
Anonymous No.42556786 >>42556801
>>42556782
Why isn't h- she wearing pink and white socks? Would look cute on her.
Anonymous No.42556788 >>42556804
>>42556530
I was so tired after being awake for almost 24 hours, I pretty much collapsed into bed the moment I got home and cuddled her for a few hours.
Anonymous No.42556801
>>42556786
Nonny, Arching Pacmare is a mare through and through. NixOSpone, on the other hoof, the special "flake" that she is...
jk
Anonymous No.42556804
>>42556788
I was so tired and wanted to do that too after I got home, but the rule is that I don't unless I shower first.
After I did, I immediately fell asleep with her. She makes it very difficult to pull myself out of bed in the morning I will admit! Definitely had trouble with that!
Anonymous No.42556812
>>42556441
Sad I missed him. I wish 8/mlp/ had activity.
Anonymous No.42557029 >>42557032
>>42555315
Entirely your fault for letting someone with darker skin tone into your guys' room
[Spoiler]for real though, my bad, chalk it up to newfag tendencies[/spoilers]
Anonymous No.42557032
>>42557029
>chalk it up to newfag tendencies
You're right about that, mr. /spoilers
Anonymous No.42557033 >>42557035
>>42556563
>didn't buy fair flyer at mf2
>instant regret
>anon on the thread was selling his
>buy her from him
wonder where that anon is now
Anonymous No.42557035
>>42557033
probably hating mares
Anonymous No.42557037 >>42557310
>>42556366
hearthswarming club is coming up in about 3 months
Anonymous No.42557193
last for twily
Anonymous No.42557254
last for rara actually
Anonymous No.42557275
Goodbye cruel world
Anonymous No.42557277
Last for Rarity but pregnant.
Anonymous No.42557294
Dashie
Anonymous No.42557310
>>42557037
Where's that at?