Thread 42564665

anon's worst fear

>>42564665 (OP)
>rape

>>42564669
the only solution

Ponies wouldn't say something like that.

>>42564669
this is only a valid solution if you only care about sex and not about love. in which case, you don't deserve ponies.

>>42564675
what would they say then?

>>42564665 (OP)
that's nice. lift up your tail and i'll show you what friendship really is.

>>42564687
They'd say something like 'I don't see you that way, I'm sorry, but I'd really still like to be your friend because I care about you a lot'. And if you rejected that they'd probably be pretty upset about it because friendship means a lot to ponies.

>>42564677
Nuh uh

>>42564665 (OP)
Fine. But I can still cuddle (nonsexually) with you, right? You wouldn't want to invoke my insomnia, would you?

If you really care about our friendship you would let me fuck you

>>42564665 (OP)
Actually based, though. Beware the friendship -> romantic relationship -> ruined friendship pipeline.

a male and a female can't be friends unless both have partner

>>42565512
Anybody who thinks this will really struggle in Equestria.

>>42564697
>I don't see you that way, I'm sorry
I would fucking shoot myself if a mare said that to me
Good thing I'm used to hiding my feelings so this will never happen

>>42564665 (OP)
thats not my worst fear, my worst fear is heights

>>42565648
found the anon that drove to mare fair

>>42564665 (OP)
It's not my worst fear, but it definitely hurts.

>>42565636
I hope you realize in Equestria that hearing those words sucks but isn't worth dying over.

>>42565636
same but i would just leave town and then make a really elaborate and painful suicide because i would be so frustrated and hopeless in that moment
i think i would slash my wrists and just generally go ham with a razor until blood loss over powers the emotion and adrenaline but i would do it SUPER far away from civilization so no one had to get traumatized by seeing some dead guy because that would just be mean

>>42565723
I am at my limit and that would push me over.
Good thing I wouldn't let something like that happen to me. If I ever fall in love I'm never going to act on it.
To be honest I don't even think I would let myself be friends with a pony in the first place.

>>42565795
Well, I hope that being in Equestria would change your feelings. Heck, I hope your feelings change here on Earth, it'd be nice if you could find happiness.

>>42564677
>rape

>>42565766
>>42565795
whohoa, looks like we got some actual trannies itt, chat!

Do your faggot discord mod handlers ever tell you to go bother a different board for a change.

>>42565804
>>42565805
obsessed and rent free

I think we should just be nice to eachother. If you see someone being rude just ignore them and continue with non-rude stuff.

discord was a mistake

>>42565795
>If I ever fall in love I'm never going to act on it.
Same

>>42565799
I doubt either of those things are going to happen.
Shit's beyond fucked.

>>42565827
Well I'm sorry dude. I'm gonna hope even if it's unlikely.

>>42565805
Who's your favorite pony Anon?

>>42564665 (OP)
This would be fine with me as long as it's actually a genuine friendship. Oftentimes it's very one-sided, and the girl is just using you to relieve boredom or for trauma dumping.