Thread 42569375

Pigtails Edition

Don't see the previous thread so might as well make a new one.

>>42569918
>first post page 10 bump post
Lol lmao

>>42569375 (OP)
Why does she derp?

>>42569938
I don't know OP, why are you talking to yourself?

That's not OP silly, I'm OP. Now post more derp.

more derp.

>>42569375 (OP)
Derps a v good.

>>42571357
please

How do we maximize Derp?

Why does she have a clavicle?

Derpy is a very cute mare!

>>42572576
She doesn't, she's just facing forward and her legs aren't showing

>>42569375 (OP)
>10

>>42569375 (OP)
she has down syndrome?

>>42573723
She has the mare syndrome, making so every human cock in sight of her to become rock hard. Worse yet, her condition is acute, making it even stronger and destroying any will in a 100m radius to be unable to resist her natural self.

>>42573723
Kind of, but instead of looking like a potato she's a 10/10 blonde.
Seems like a good deal to me.

>>42573661
DO NOT REDEEM THE MUFFIN!

>>42569375 (OP)
<-- static from sleeping on cloud pillow

>>42576112
>Derpy.png
Anon, how many Derpy pictures do you have?

Oh I've missed this thread

>>42569375 (OP)
Perfect for handlebars

>>42569375 (OP)
I want to make out with Derpy

>>42577726
Thats lewd mister

>>42576567
A few dozen!

>>42576555
What was in those muffins?

>>42578076
I wanna fellate her tongue.

>>42578354
Muffin

>>42578348
Good. Very good.

>>42578294
Indeed, Derpy. You will receive many hugs because so many love you and you have so many friends that care about you. You are indeed rich.

>>42577031
Real shit

Best pony, nothing else to say.

>>42569375 (OP)
Public notice:

If you draw Derpies, please try to the extent possible to show her eye derp. I am astonished by the amount of Derpy art that either shows no Derp, or conveniently only one eye, or she is winking.

If Derpy winked at me I would see the eye closed for just a moment but then see her derp again. When you have the pic with that eye permanently closed, it is hiding a quality of Derpy that I love.

I don't think it's done on purpose. In order to know I would have to see the ratio of winking and one eye visible arts for other popular mares. When I'm feeling a bit more autistic I might just do that and present results.

In the meanwhile please respect that some of us adore the derp eyes, and would want nothing more than to lose ourselves in them while eating muffins with this adorable creature.
That is all for now. Carry on.

>>42578837
Add to this
>both eyes closed
Although i think we see this for many mares.

>>42578837
>Reddit spacing
A bit of derp is fine, no need to be extreme or even showing, due to closed eyes per the wink example all the time.

>>42578845
That photo is unacceptable and the spacing or lack of reddit spacing doesn't change that. Derpy's eyes are derped. Every attempt to minimize or mask that fact is extremely bad.

>>42578845
>posts minimally (nearly imperceptably) derped Derpy
>excuses deliberate attempts to deny Derpy her derpihood.
You are guilty. Come back when you have Derpies.

>>42578837
Didn't even notice since she's looking up. Totally agree though.

In fact, that applies to quite a lot of the posts on this thread.

>>42578920
I'm just doing my public service announcement so others notice. Just when you draw her. Draw HER. please.

>>42578837
Based and true.
>>42578845
Although this is a cute pic, it would be amplified by more noticeably derped eyes. Instead of just barely.

>>42578928
>just barely
Is an understatement. Were it not for the colors that could be anypony.

Look. If someone went around putting 2 diamonds or 2 balloons on the mane 6, we'd all rightfully ask wtf. Derpy's eyes are derped. It's part of her design. Draw it

>>42578931
I'm very much in agreement.
I'm 900% for derped eyes all the time.
I understand that it doesn't quite seem like her otherwise.
I understand that when she has one eye closed, it ruins the eye-derp
Both eyes closed is fine in certain circumstances, and quite cute (sleeping for example). There is no derp, but no lack of derp either.
Should all artists draw her with very derpy eyes? Yes!
But don't harass them or be annoying about it either.

>>42578923
I draw her her derped by instinct. Gonna draw her tomorrow and post it, need to get some rest first.
>>42578931
This

>>42578941
>sleeping
I will permit this without complaint. Derps sleep as well. Or maybe she feels really good and is closing her eyes in bliss.
>b- because of a bath or... things!

>>42578943
I see Derpy attended the Sweetie Belle school of toastmaking.

>>42578941
>when she has one eye closed, it ruins the eye-derp
I'm not saying never wink. But it seems she winks more than any pony else in arts. I'm of the suspicion that if you were to look at the arts of any other pony at random, you wouldn't see nearly the prevalence of winking.

>>42579003
Only the best of food-burners can get in, just shows how talented our Derpy is.

>>42579001
Her eyes swirl around even more derped while she sleeps, and it feels really good too.
>>42579009
That's an interesting point. Maybe because they want to draw derpy, but not take the derppill

>>42579751
I love her so much

>>42579751
I want to make out with Derpy

>>42579751
Imagine the faces and noises she will make when you slurp and suck on her ponut.

>>42580105
I believe that is what the bottom left image is

>>42580979
why is she staring at me??

>>42580896
>underped eyes
Fix this Derpy

>>42581533
Unfortunately my drawing tablet is out of commission, so it is a but crude, but the surgery was a success! Her Derp levels have increased by at least 50%

>>42581635
Based

>>42581635
Thank you. Doing God's work , anon.

>>42581635
Absolutely amazing Anon, thank you for making things they way should be.

I am deeply, insanely in love with this clumsy little pony

>>42582111
Both eyes closed? How dare you? Where's her derp? Fix it!

>>42581635
Nah make it at last 20% more derp.

>>42582111
Same it's getting a little crazy.

>>42582303
At the guy who complains, this passes. Because there's a context for her to be closing them. She feels good. And good feeling Derpies make me happy

>>42582499
It could use more Derp but it's such an improvement on the original.

>>42582242
Omg Derpy the lightning help me stop it hurts so bad.

Derpy with an abundance of pie

>>42583223
HNNNNNNNNNNNGH SHE'S SO CUUUTE
Also, if you were the one who made those pies Anon, they look really good!

>>42583223
is it pie flavored?

>>42583336
Yes.

>>42583223
I wanna eat Derpy's pie.

>>42583655
Plot twist: the mess is intentional

>>42584118
Such a silly qt

>>42584567
Me on the right

>>42578837
>>42581635
You know, I find that attention to her pretty much defining detail adorable.

>>42584958
I mean, it's what makes Derpy, derpy.

>>42584958
At first it looks funny. Then you realize it's beautiful.

>>42585906
GIWTRWMF

>>42583223
Her greed sickens me she does not need that much pie

>Derpy wasn't the only "lol funny face" joke by animators
any idea why our blonde lady got popular while others were completely ignored?

>>42586557
same shot btw

dear god she's adorable

>>42586563
Truer words have never been spoken

*shakes butt*

>>42587257
Why is she threatening us?

>>42587257
I want to cum inside Derpy Hooves

>>42586557
>>42586560
Because that looks absolutely retarded and tryhard. Derpy manages to be both adorable and endearing, which appeals to everyone except for YouTube thumbnail designers.

i love my wife

my wife is so pretty...

>>42577031
Too fucking real man.

She is a bit silly

Seeing Derpy brings a ray of sunshine into my day, I love her