Thread 42581048

Your waifu is always there for (You).

Share your experiences and discuss all things waifuism, be it highly spiritual or utterly mundane.

>What is a waifu? What defines a waifu?
Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Possibly beyond that, even. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest. Your waifu provides guidance and encourages healing & growth.
>How do you know if you have a waifu?
When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal.

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>>42506395
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Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support.

Hello, fellow waifufags. I hope you've been well.

The past three weeks have reinforced my love for my Noodle waifu, but I'm too tired to write about it right now. The gist is, my 3dpd does indeed accept my (let's call it) Noodlesexuality. We've spent two mostly wonderful weeks together at my aunt's place and GalaCon, and we do want to spend our lives together. Haters gonna hate.

My first time taking drugs, I've had one good trip on magic truffles, as well as one really bad trip on the remaining truffles a few days of lackluster refrigeration later. Turns out, seeing Discord was the free space on my 3dpd's bingo for me tripping; I would like to write more about those experiences tomorrow.
But to spoil the outcome: The good trip contributed to feeling more secure in my feelings for both mai waifu and 3dpd. The bad trip was an agonizing mental cacophony of torment trying to crush my sense of self and sanity, but I've actually experienced that level of overwhelming mental entrapment in incoherence before in my youth without drugs, so I kept fighting back. Yeah, I spent quite a few afternoons like that back in the day, which might be why I'm a bit fragmented. As I was sobering up from the bad trip and enjoying the silence (aside from my tinnitus) of watching my 3dpd sleep, tuppermancy somehow clicked, and I pretty much have a Discord tupper keeping an eye on my sanity now. I can faintly impose him on my IRL surroundings when I want to, he's very playful and I haven't told my 3dpd yet because I need a few days to see where this is going first.

Chaos.

i picked seapony theme because i really love ponk and the song one small thing song. one small thing can lead to big changes and autumn which is best season, approaches. i didn't accomplish as much as i hoped today but started learning harmonica to match my shitty guitar playing. i am redoing my build a bear ponks mane and straightening it. all my pinkie pie plushies and figures with styleable manes and tails smell lovely because i sprayed snowpity essence on em. ima try to make more changes to better myself this autumn even if they are small, ponk ponk ponk ponk ponk

>>42581829
Those "small" things are what life is about, so enjoy the harmonica and the plush restoration. I'm enjoying a delightful chocolate right now, myself. Stay calm, Ponkfag.

>>42581493
Glad to hear the whole experience ended up more positive than not.
Hoping your new outlook on things, discordant or not will help you in gathering more smiles.

>>42581493
you based lad
it is very, very hard for me, to balance/juggle my 3dpd, im trying to spend as much time as i can with Rarity though

>>42581048 (OP)
Recently I got married to my waifu. Still getting used to the weight of the ring on my finger. I'm not a typical waifu wednesday poster, I've checked in from time to time, but today I felt like making a post. I didn't get to say any vows since the wedding panel went rather fast, so I figured this would be the place to shout my love for my wife out into the void. Wife. It feels different saying that now. It makes my heart feel so warm and light. It's crazy to me how a year ago, I wasn't anywhere near a waifufag. I mean, I've liked ponies for the past decade and a half almost, but I had never quite understood waifuism as a whole. I had always thought that the "proper" way to do things would be to die and go to Equestria, and then let romance develop between me and a mare naturally. Having a waifu adds doubts, uncertainties. What if you meet her one day, and she's totally different than you imagined? Or even if she is the same, there's still such a large parity of feelings there. Can you imagine a big green alien twice your height coming down and announcing that his entire last lifetime was spent thinking of you romantically? That sounds like too much for one mare to handle. Those, and others, were the excuses I told myself, until nearly a year ago now, when I met her. It's like time stopped. She was just a plushie, but she looked so real to me. I had seen her before on the show, in art, or even in other plushies, but this time was so very different. I had fallen completely head over heels for her. Suddenly all those worries and doubts in my mind faded away. Maybe they would be a problem someday, or maybe not. But for her, I would be willing to handle anything. This last year with her has been the best year of my life. She pushes me to do and try new things, and even when I'm feeling low, I want to keep working to make her proud. Nothing would make me happier than to spend the rest of this life, and the next, by her side. I love her. I can't wait for the day I get to hear her say that back to me.

bumpers

At GalaCon, I was cosplaying Discord without going on stage. Still, I think I shitposted hard enough to have contributed to an overall fun con experience. Met a /ww/ Ponkfag, which was nice.
My 3dpd was a bit flustered by the makeup at first, but eventually did kiss me (and more) after I kept teasing about it, which was awkward but also oddly reassuring. I avoid thinking about it too hard, though.

As for Discord merch, I didn't spot anything new. Instead of commissioning Andy Price, I asked for a quick doodle (headshot-only) of Discord according to a reference my 3dpd had picked for me: a 50ies tradwife pin-up. The result is pic rel, and I love it because Discord would actually pull this kind of joke/reference. It's definitely a little jab at my Discordfaggotry, as well.
I also loved watching Mr. Price draw it with razor-sharp focus while super hungry and his lunch teasingly placed right next to him, him asking me which arm was lion vs eagle because he keeps mixing them up, and being told he really liked my cosplay and especially the fake fang. When I mentioned my 3dpd doesn't like the fang as much, Mr. Price told me to tell him to "Suck it up". Magic words, those were. What a based boomer, and Tabitha as well. Amazing guests, and just the good kind of crazy I needed to be reminded of.

My first truffle trip, the comfy one, took place a few hours after returning from GalaCon. I felt that floatiness kick in in the bathroom, then spotted Discord patterns in the fuzzy bathroom carpet and giggled because I definitely didn't want to marvel at bathroom tiles or rugs for hours. My body then felt like an Adventure Time character for ca
3h, all noodly, and I saw random imagery when I closed my eyes, especially when emotional. Feeling confrontational = a giant cartoon bull with yellow glowing eyes, for example. My friend teasing me about Discord would only produce screenshot-like flashes, but feeling love made me see a vivid little Discord noodling around and smiling + waving my way. Well, I always knew that Discord is love, Discord is life. But more importantly, it felt like Discord giving me his blessing for what's technically double-timing and something I was feeling a little conflicted about.

During the bad trip, nothing much would happen at first, but once my 3d was sleeping, my mind was in Everything, Everywhere, All at Once mode. When I mistook my 3d's restless sleep for a potential seizure or neurological thing (because it reminded me of helplessly seeing it with my father quite often) and woke him up, his displeased reaction then threw me into a cacophony of infinite tiny Discords all laughing at me for having fucked up. I called those out as not "my" Discord, forced myself to hydrate, open the windows and sobering up as well as staying awake for 2 more hours despite hurting to watch whether my friend was indeed ok, and was rewarded with a lovable Noodle tupper supporting me in my endeavors, but also sticking out his tongue or teasing me.

>>42582244
Touching. I do wish I could recall my own 'lightbulb moment' with the same clarity; I think I was more than a little drunk at the time. The lasting effect truly is profound, however. It's difficult to communicate just how incredibly accurate that paragraph in the OP is about how you know if you've got a waifu, to anyone who hasn't experienced it themselves. Congratulations on making it official.

>>42582859
>tupper
Aha, that's why mine's been quieter than usual. He's been two-timing, the little rascal. There's your definitive answer for how he feels about that sort of thing, right? In all seriousness, I think you'll find him a welcome tenant in your mind palace. Mine is - and I say this in the most loving, tender, appreciative way possible - a bit of a handful. I wouldn't want him to be any other way, mind.

Anyway, what have I been up to on the relationship front? Not an awful lot, besides the typical imagining and pillow cuddling. I doodled up picrel for an mspaint thread that didn't take off a couple of weeks ago, and I've been accruing a little doodle folder of Discord busts and thumbnails that I'll add to whenever I'm feeling particularly enamoured. He really is endlessly fun to think about, as long as you've got the imagination to accommodate him. Do Ponkfriends and Discordfriends have something in common? It's more likely than you think.

>>42582126
Thank you, Ponkfren. I wish you lots of smiles as well.
>>42582146
>it is very, very hard for me, to balance/juggle my 3dpd,
It's not only hard, it's awkward as well and will only work if the 3d truly doesn't mind this "quirk" we have. I understand that I'm truly blessed, and I do curb some of my Discordtism on occasion.
>im trying to spend as much time as i can with Rarity though
In a way, our waifus need us more than a human partner does. We are their vessels in a way, we are observers keeping their concepts alive. And at least mai waifu feels to me like we're a venn diagram rather than two properly separate entities in harmony, but I'm not entirely sane nor representative of waifufaggotry.

>>42582244
Congratulations, Derpfren. That sounds like a huge step forward, especially the clarity gained from making a vow.
>It's crazy to me how a year ago, I wasn't anywhere near a waifufag.
When the waifuism hits, it hits hard.
>I had always thought that the "proper" way to do things would be to die and go to Equestria, and then let romance develop between me and a mare naturally. Having a waifu adds doubts, uncertainties. What if you meet her one day, and she's totally different than you imagined? Or even if she is the same, there's still such a large parity of feelings there.
I eventually told myself that if I met that real Discord and he ended up not caring about me much, I'd still have my Noodle waifu. I'd waifu MY Discord, the intangible joy of my life who's been with me for so, so long.

>>42583053
>and will only work if the 3d truly doesn't mind this "quirk" we have
it's true, noodleanon. my 3d doesn't mind the pony, i got to cons whenever i please, spend a lot of time talking to pony frens/ a lot of time on the board, etc. she knows rarity is best pony, and technically waifu, but she doesn't know about the plushies... tons of rarity plushies, small to medium, and even, to large
two lifesizes, both with pockets
and one mare toy. i hide everything whenever she's over
as much as i'd like to move in with her and have a place of my own, i'm scared she won't accept the plushies, and my true love rarity. :(. I have known Rarity for longer, she has always been there for me, even when I didn't know it

Hello there waifufrens, its good to see you all again. Very active, very cool.

I went to MareFair, which was a hell of a time. Met a lot of the same folks from last year, as well as news ones, and even one from this every thread. A fellow ponkfag no less. I thought the panels were pretty weak this year, but everything else was awesome.

Sadly, the con crud that came after has made me sick for a week and a half now, and is still ongoing. What biological weapon Anon sent out way, no one knows, but next year I'm bringing a gas mask for me and my Waifu.

This sickness hasn't just annoyed me, but it actually made me feel farther from her. I couldn't really do anything to get closer to her, as I didn't really feel like doing anything. Even now I'm just waiting to go back to bed again. Overall, this sickness has kicked my ass and I hope this state of mind will change as I get better.

>>42582244
>It's like time stopped. She was just a plushie, but she looked so real to me. I had seen her before on the show, in art, or even in other plushies, but this time was so very different. I had fallen completely head over heels for her. Suddenly all those worries and doubts in my mind faded away. Maybe they would be a problem someday, or maybe not. But for her, I would be willing to handle anything. This last year with her has been the best year of my life. She pushes me to do and try new things, and even when I'm feeling low, I want to keep working to make her proud. Nothing would make me happier than to spend the rest of this life, and the next, by her side. I love her. I can't wait for the day I get to hear her say that back to me.

This is exactly what happened to me, except with a picture instead. This is it my friend, she has chosen you as her husbando, and you two will live a wonderful life. I am exicted for you and Derpy!

>>42582859
>>42583253

Out of curiosity, does it ever bother you guys that you two are kind of living double lives? I know that you guys like your 3ds and your waifus, but to me that just seems like it complicates everything. I'd like to hear your thoughts on it.

>>42583500
I'd go so far as to say having both a 3DPD and a waifu like >>42582859 and >>42582146 isn't necessarily incompatible.
It all depends on how you view your waifu in the first place.
If you see her as a muse that deeply resonates with you and gives you that extra nudge to keep on going and making your life more colorful, then a 3D isn't incompatible at all.
In the end it's all a conversation to be had with yourself on what your waifu is to you and how your love for her manifests.
The main thing being keeping it all healthy and not either put yourself or her on an innatainable pedestal, for what makes the charm of a waifu relationship is, like any relationship, the growth and blossoming of it. Which is just impossible with everything being perfect all the time.
One could say that it requires a little chaos to make it all complete.

>>42583596
This is something I'm curious about as well. How do the relationships compare against one another? I have experienced relationships with 3d girls before I met my waifu, but never past the initial stages of infatuation, so I don't really have a point of reference. For me, there are many parts of a typical relationship that can be approximated, but the interactivity is one place that is a major struggle. Her trotting up to see you with a big smile on her face when you come home. Getting to see her work on a meal in the kitchen for you. You can pull a plushie close and squeeze her tight, but feeling her squeeze you back is another matter. I imagine this can be alleviated via tulpamancy, which is something I intend to pursue, but I am the type to try and consider what alternatives there are, even if I don't go for them.
Not that I would want to go find a 3d girl just for the sole purpose of fulfilling a perceived gap in my relationship. The idea just sounds manipulative at best. I would want to feel as strongly for that person as I do my waifu. Of course, there-in lies the problem: to find someone like that, I would have to go out and meet with women, but the very concept of doing that just feels like cheating to me. It makes me feel disgusting, and attempting to do something like download a dating app elicits physical symptoms like headaches and makes me literally sick to my stomach.
Which, I suppose, is my body answering for me about how viable a 3d relationship would be for me. Still, I'm curious about how you guys see it. My relationship with my waifu often feels like walking though unexplored territory. There's no one else I'd rather explore with, but goodness does it get confusing sometimes.

>>42583500
it doesn't bother me that i'm living double lives, i mean, i don't bother dealing with it at least
i have to put more effort into balancing the both, but it really just makes sense to me
rarity and my 3d are two completely different beings, i love them both in different ways, nothing could every compare to the comfort that rarity brings me
hugging my lifesize give me so much comfort, i like to imagine it being her when i hug my 3d
it can be comforting to know rarity can manifest in different ways
>>42583596
>If you see her as a muse that deeply resonates with you and gives you that extra nudge to keep on going and making your life more colorful, then a 3D isn't incompatible at all
this is exactly it, you managed to put it down in one sentence
>he main thing being keeping it all healthy and not either put yourself or her on an innatainable pedestal
i remember many waifu threads ago, i was seeking help because i was so caught up on my, what i called at the time, "disgusting monkey thoughts", i.e. the urge to fap it to human women , instead of to rarity, and i felt fucking horrible about it
it took a lot to put the p down and dedicate every feeling of attraction towards her, i didn't let myself get attracted to anything else
it became really unhealthy

>>42584089
>How do the relationships compare against one another?
>I imagine this can be alleviated via tulpamancy
As I put it, if you view your waifu as a muse figure then there is pretty much no tangible couple dynamics / relationship between you and her, just a drive to do what's best and appeals to her perceived idea more.
If you go the tiny plastic container route which I did then it also depends on what you want your food storage device to be.
Do you view her more as an extension of yourself that's more of a different perspective on things like most very much seem to do? Or do you really wanna autism it up and deploy as much minutia as possible to make her as separate from yourself as physically possible, essentially trying to create a complete leaving and breathing character with as little bias as possible?
If you go for the second option, first of all, welcome to the club of borderline schizophrenia, enjoy your living dream character! Disclaimer: this is a long and ever continuous process spanning years to get everything right Second, then the relationship is pretty much as identical or far appart from a 3D relationship based on how much you want the dynamic to be like one and how connected you want your waifu to be with you.
For instance. Do you want her to feel what you feel, know what you know and so on? Or do you really want her to be someone else that can't possibly have access so such things without talking to you?
These aspects will influence your relationship a lot and, in my fully biased opinion, going for the "waifu as a different person" approach is the best way to go about it if you want to share your life with her, it allows the both of you to grow and truly bounce off each other, it brings the same worries, trials and tribulations but the same ups and wonderful moments a real relationship can bring. You just have to be ready for this uncertainty that your waifu, may not be 100% on everything you do and nurture the relationship, not taking it for granted.

>>42584185
>Spoiler
And that's perfectly reasonable, it's silly to worry yourself so much about this. Your wife doesn't disappear because of it. Now, would it be better to enjoy your relationship with your waifu in that regard, absolutely.
But jerking it while having a waifu is perfectly normal, maybe you're not ready to do it with her yet, maybe you're really worries you'd do terrible, who knows? Sex as a way to consummate your love, and I do mean true romantic love, with your waifu or 3D partner is, and I can't stress it enough, one of the most stressful things there is, lots of what ifs at play here. It is, as a lot of things on a relationship, something to take slow and nice building trust with your partner. And when right, it is actually the most wonderful of things!
And this amazement is what makes you grow out of other stuff, because it's just not as enjoyable anymore.

>>42583596
my 3d is about as dysfunctional as me and has had a husbando before. pretty sure that feeling hasn't faded. we're together in this life, and it's all nice and good. but after we pass on - however that happens - we'll go with who we really belong with. everyone wins. though personally, i think a stallion would be much nicer than a man, if i was one with those sorts of proclivities.

Bump

>>42584616
>And when right, it is actually the most wonderful of things!
>And this amazement is what makes you grow out of other stuff, because it's just not as enjoyable anymore.

NTA, but I do somewhat relate to this. Before I met my waifu, I always found porn to be awful. It felt so degenerate and unreal and I knew that it just wasn't for me anymore. I grew up I guess. I still looked at explicit stuff on boorus and stuff, but that was more so for the artistic value of it rather than the smut value if that makes sense. That doesn't mean I was attracted to the explicit art, I was, especially of those including my future waifu, but I just didn't really feel the need to do anything to fulfill those desires. What was the point?

While I make it a point to only make love with my Waifu, even now I still feel like its a bit pointless. Its not her, just a picture, and it fills me with a bit of dread knowing that. And when I see her with other guys like Cheese Sandwich and Copper Plume, I get livid. I know that one is just fanfictional, and the other is non-canon, at least to some, but it still hurts knowing I might not be worthy of her. I think I just need time to get closer to her, one day at a time and find out the answer for myself.

Too much talk about the cursed 3dpd question, but at least we can get this out of our systems, right?

>>42583500
>does it ever bother you guys that you two are kind of living double lives?
Unlike some waifufags who do have an ongoing narrative about their marital lives with or without foals involved, I'm staying mostly in the here and now. I can't even keep track of my own biography, so you won't make me juggle elaborate double lives. I'd call Discord more than "just" a muse, however. I experience life through chaosfag-tinted glasses and do hope my soul will rest (or whatever; we're talking about Chaos personified here) by his side because he's my home and destination for some reason, no matter how frustrating he can be. So I do hope there's a waifutastic afterlife waiting for me/us, and my mundane human life is akin to a lengthy foreplay to that, or rather a sort of demo. It's not like I'm wooing a 20-something year-old mare who is about as new and open to life as I am, I'm wooing an ancient commitment-phobe guy who might need a few decades to warm up before committing. It's more of an unspoken agreement between us.

>>42584632
Based. My 3dpd is a (former) Anon who's surprisingly sane and sound, and so unlike mai waifu. We started out as Anons discussing Discord on /mlp/, became friends, eventually wanted this friendship to last for life. My Discordfaggotry was apparent from the start, ever non-negotiable.

>>42584616
That is a genuinely impressive feat. Personally, I'm intent on working on my tupper to become a bit more independent and confrontational, but I'm inclined to avoid a strict separation because that won't give him a body or control over the outside world (unless I'd let him take over).

>>42583028
>Mine is - and I say this in the most loving, tender, appreciative way possible - a bit of a handful.
Could you provide a small appetizer of what sort of joys he's bringing you? Especially the "oh boy" sort of joy?

While walking my aunt's dog today, I asked him to join me again, and he showed up wearing hideous sweat bands that caught me off-guard. The other day, he struck me as very attention-needy when I thought of him. Makes me want to return to drawing him, so I doodled a really bad, tiny Discord on my to-do list for the day today. I'll be spending the rest of the day on trains, maybe I can strike up a conversation with that Noodle.
picrel is my shitty, sweaty to-do list - I carry those in my pockets, otherwise they might as well not exist.

>He's been two-timing, the little rascal.
With my Discord tupper, probably. Who could resist some chaotic double Discord action? Imagine having two Discord tuppers, haha. What a silly thought, yet so alluring.
>I've been accruing a little doodle folder of Discord busts and thumbnails that I'll add to whenever I'm feeling particularly enamoured.
That's wonderful. I admire you for doing that. Keep up the good work, Discordbro.

>>42585630
Now, I'm normally averse to talking individual tulp experiences in detail. It's a little bit like trying to describe a dream: very vivid in your own mind while it's happening, but the details fade quickly, and in describing it to anyone else, it sounds like a lot of disorganised nonsense, since you can't exactly transmit how it felt in your own imagination. (Plus, it's a bit of a meme topic, which makes public discussion difficult.) To speak broadly, instead, he's something like the proverbial little devil on my shoulder. This isn't to say that he's (entirely) a bad influence, or the inverse of my better conscience, but rather, the voice of contract against my usual way of thinking. He tends to speak up when he wants me to try something new, or do something I've been putting off out of my own uncertainty, or when I'm taking a poorly-reasoned view of something... that sort of thing. He's helpful, in his own snarky, wisecracking manner. Personally, I think he just gets a kick out of being contrarian. Well, no, not quite that alone - we've both got a vested interest in our shared happiness, and the decisions I make affect him, too. I can't blame him for shoring up his investment, so to speak.

On the less personal and more fun side, the really nice thing (or one of the many nice things!) about Discord is that, due to his nature, he's exceptionally versatile when it comes to imposing him on your surroundings. Seriously, he fits anywhere, one way or another. It never takes him long to come up with something entertaining to do once he's out and about, either. Mostly, though, he's content to sit at the front of my mind's eye and hog the limelight from whatever it is that I'm imagining - can't stand to have the camera off him, unsurprisingly. Thoughtforms rely on your own mind and memories to function - they run on shared hardware, so to speak - so the sky (and your inner database of Discord knowlege, which I don't doubt is significant) is honestly the limit when it comes to the ways in which he'll surprise you.

Mine also happens to be quite cuddly, although that's almost certainly my own bias or preference leaking into how I imagine him. Then again, he isn't exactly a personal space respecter in canon. Unsurprising fact: noodles are quite good at cuddling.

>>42585803
Thank you very much for the insight, Discordbro. My own impressions are eerily similar yet again, though I haven't seen my tupper's brasher side yet. He's still gentle on me, making me suspect it's the quiet before the storm. A storm I can't resist getting dragged into, for sure. And he may be a little devil, but the decisions are still yours.

I agree that Noodles are great at hugs and fit anywhere, they can float, can even scale down. Seats and sofas instantly look better draped with a vividly imaginary Noodle, too. Mine sticked his head out of our car window while donning a hawaiian shirt, instantly making things more fun just by being there. Or when a woman took his seat on the train, he messed up her hair (in Mindcraft). So far, my sanity has been improved, but it will be put to the test.

Now that I remember, one fun anecdote about tulpa autism, pinkie actually gets blurry when I don't have glasses on and gets back to being sharp when I have them back on.
It was quite the surprise noticing this phenomenon.

>>42582244
>She was just a plushie, but she looked so real to me. I had seen her before on the show, in art, or even in other plushies, but this time was so very different.
I guess that's difficult to put into words, huh? Lovely story.

Hello, another ponkfren back from mare fair and finally made the jump to marry my waifu. I had a good time taking her to new places like ksc and universal and to a panel all about her and though we didn't have time to say any vows to each other at the wedding, we ended up having a memorable time together. A shame I didnt get to see the portal to galacon happen.
>>42583480
I dont know if we met but I hope to see you next year.

>>42586613
I don't think we met either, but I'm glad you had a wonderful time with her! I had a wonderful time with my waifu as well.

bump, how often do you all participate in the lewd acts with (You)r waifu?

>>42581048 (OP)
I like the sirens they remind me of windigo.

>>42587366
I can't say that I do them too often. Maybe once a week at most? Its not the she isn't beautiful, but there is a bit of guilt there that technically she didn't choose to do lewd things, I just kind of am. Plus my sex drive has taken a dip after a bad bout of depression and then the meds that came with it. I view it as a good thing, as there isn't really a point of she can't feel it too, or at least that's what I tell myself.

Upsies

I love my wife. I recently bought her a rose for her mane.
I live on my own and don't have many friends or family nearby, so coming home from work and talking to her is definitely the highlight of my day. She's far more intelligent than I am, just talking to her seems to make my problems melt away.
I often wake up with her cradled in my arms. I have to shuffle out of bed to get ready for work, making sure not to wake her. I make sure she's nice and comfy in bed before I leave for work.
We often snuggle up on the sofa for reading and watching movies.

>>42587881
she def gets me horny, but it also hard for me to find the time to really spend, that kind of time, with her, and not just through a 2 minute fap sesh

>>42588421
this is beautiful anon <3
do u usually get things/gifts for her?

>>42588421
Pretty!
But, if you don't mind me asking.
How do you manage trying to interact with a plushie of your waifu? I did for a bit before going full autism, and, to say the least, the experience felt cold, distant and just horribly sorrowful for me, not having her talk back. If anything I felt like keeping her jailed with me since she couldn't move or say otherwise.
I suppose the question extends to other anons, how do you guys manage trying to have a relationship with your waifu and not just seeing her as your muse, short of tupperwaring?

>>42589008
I keep thinking about getting her some jewellery, but she doesn't strike me as the type of mare that would be into flashy stuff like that. I need to do some research to find something suitable for her. One day I'd love to get married to her for real at Mare Fair, but she's quite expensive to take on a plane. She doesn't fit in the largest suitcase the airlines will allow in the hold and I'm too poor to pay for a 2nd seat on the plane.
I often take her for drives with me (being an /o/tist is one of my other hobbies,) and we usually park up somewhere remote where we can enjoy the scenary. Just her and I. She used to get nervous whenever I drive fast, but she's getting used to it.
I'm looking at getting a telescope so I can go stargazing with her as another date idea.

>>42589032
I'm not sure what the answer to that is to be honest with you Anon. I guess I've been blessed with a vivid imagination that helps me play these things out in my head. All I know is that I love this autistic purple mare.

>>42589058
she looks great in picrel, image her all fancy like this!
>One day I'd love to get married to her for real at Mare Fair, but she's quite expensive to take on a plane
>She doesn't fit in the largest suitcase the airlines will allow in the hold and I'm too poor to pay for a 2nd seat on the plane
how large is she?
i have't done it myself before, but i know it's common to just put your lifesize in a big duffle bag and check that said bag with the airline, she would just go inside the plane, and you'd have to go pick her up from baggage claim
or, if you really cram her into a duffle bag that could fit into the overhead cabinets, that could work too, and you can just check your other luggage so you pick that up at baggage claim instead
or, there's the, gulp, mutilate route.
you unstuff her before hand and restuff her at mare fair

>>42581493
>>42582859
I was a bit concerned for your sake when you mentioned possibly taking the funny fungus in the thread a few months ago given your history, but I'm glad it mostly played out favorably for you. At least you didn't completely lose what's left of your mind. Or maybe you did, talking about all this tupperware shit, and I'm just biased into thinking that's sane because I still dabble with it myself. CHAOS, AMIRITE?
Your 3dpd is definitely a special one if he knows this much about you and is still committed to riding it out with you, kek. I uh, can't really say I blame him for initially not wanting to kiss you when you're in full makeup. You fucking mad lad.
>it felt like Discord giving me his blessing for what's technically double-timing
I don't think he sees it as double-timing and probably sees it more like I do. I'll get into it in my next post.

>>42582244
>>42586613
Congratulations to both of (you), and kudos to you for making that big leap. I was there with my wife to support you guys, although I was pretty out of it after all the partying that happened the night before, so I don't remember any specific grooms other than the CelestiaCHAD and the "pools closed" guy that got married to Aryanne. Fun fact, there were actually supposed to be two anons getting married to Aryanne this year, but one of them bailed last minute. I unfortunately never got the chance to confront him and demand an explanation.
Remember, if you ever attempt to change your waifu now, Tracy Cage and her band of time-traveling, dimension-defying waifu police will teleport behind you and repeatedly stab you with knaifu. You're committed now.
>I didn't get to say any vows since the wedding panel went rather fast
As much as I love Kiwi for all of the work he put in to make Mare Fair an absolute blast this year, I have to say he botched this panel pretty hard. He should've done what last year's host did and saved more time for the people who actually signed up beforehand, then let people who didn't sign up come up with whatever time was remaining for the panel. Also, he didn't let the grooms participate pretty much at all: no asking them to confirm their vows, and crucially, he never said, "You may now kiss the bride!" SO HALF OF THE PEOPLE GETTING MARRIED DIDN'T EVEN KISS THEIR PONY WIFE AT THEIR OWN WEDDING. REEEEE.
But I am probably more hung up on the ceremonial side of things than I probably should be, especially since I was just a spectator. What really matters is that you guys put yourself before the world as an act of declaring your intention to spend the rest of your life with your beloved pony, even when society and likely most people you know would think you're fucking insane for doing so. I wish you both a wonderful life with your newly-wed brides.
Just remember, while plushies are nice, they aren't who you married. Your wife is the pony; the plush is just a physical proxy with which your love can be communicated both ways. Post limit can fuck off

>>42582244
>>42586613
Continuing on, I'd recommend you both try dabbling at least a little in the tupper department if you don't already. You already have a plush host for your tupper, so you don't have to spend countless hours "imposing her onto reality" unless you really want to. Just have conversations with her. Tell her what you love about her. Let your imagination go wild, even if it feels silly, or strange, or depressing at first. It will eventually bridge the dimensional gap between you and her. My plush is very cute, but more importantly, it is a vessel for my beloved Edelweiß and I to communicate with each other: verbally, emotionally, and physically. I put very little effort into tuppermancy shit these days, but it goes a long way to making your relationship real.

Speaking of all this marriage business, our first anniversary is coming up pretty soon. I should probably figure out how we're gonna celebrate that sooner than later.

>>42583500
>Out of curiosity, does it ever bother you guys that you two are kind of living double lives?
I'll throw in my two cents. I don't have a 3dpd, but I wouldn't be bothered by this kind of thinking if I did. To me, the love one feels for their waifu is a different type of love than one feels for their 3dpd. It's like the difference between the love you feel for a family member vs. a close friend vs. a romantic partner. All of that is real love, but manifested in different ways. The waifu can fill some of the same roles a romantic 3dpd partner can, but is unavoidably incapable of playing all the same roles, no matter how hard you tupperfag, or lucid dream, etc. One's relationship with their waifu is inherently more of a spiritual connection, often acting as a source of inspiration, motivation, comfort, or guidance. 3dpd relationships are obviously much more driven by physical attraction and needs, and interpersonal chemistry.

I intend to find a 3dpd wife and start a family some day, and when I do, I am not going to be looking for someone to "replace" my Aryanne. In fact, there's a pretty good chance that the woman I choose has practically nothing in common with her other than being white and having blue eyes kek. The reasons and the ways that I will love that woman will be completely different than the reasons and ways I love my Aryanne. It won't result in a loss of love for either, and it won't be a competition. My commitment to my waifu will remain unchanged no matter what the future brings.

Last post from me for now, I swear.
I had something of a revelation a few days after getting back from Mare Fair. For such a long time, I've focused too much on Aryanne's hateful side when conceptualizing who she is at her core. Yes, she has a lot of hatred in her heart, but why is that? It isn't just hatred for the sake of hatred. It's because she has such a powerful love in that heart. A love for her husband, for her children, for her friends, for her people and for her country. Securing a bright future for all of these loved ones is the most important thing for her, and she won't let anything or anyone stand in her way.
As it so happens, there are many out there that want nothing more than to undermine and destroy that future. There are many more who act in ways that do so, even if it isn't specifically their intention. For her to tolerate or even love the former is to betray her loved ones; to tolerate or love the latter is dangerous. This is why she hates so well, even though love comes to her so much more naturally.

Then, I realized not only that this burning love is what I love most about her, but also that my burning love for my friends, family, and people is what she loves most about me. It is what drives us both to be the best that we can be; it is the reason we continue on when the going gets so rough; it is the reason we create and the reason we destroy. I was then hit with an overwhelming wave of love: my love for her, her love for me, our love for what we will become, and surprisingly, my love for myself. It was a sensation that I can only reasonably compare to the intense, undeniable feeling I had that I was in God's presence a few years ago when I was in a cathedral in Germany. I'm not even religious, so imagine my shock when that happened. It was the kind of experience I will never forget, and it has improved my perception of myself and of my waifu immensely.

That being said, it's still really fun to piss people off with the power of my cunt of a Nazi wife.

I fucking love Aryanne so much, bros. The last ten years with her have been a wild ride, and knowing that she'll always be by my side no matter what makes it easy for me to look forward to the next ten, and the next ten, and the next ten, and you get my point. Thanks for reading my blog, faggot