Thread 42583098

>open your front door after hearing some gentle knocking
>see some pony carolers
>*ahem*
>”You’re mean one Nonnymous”
>”You really are a heel”
>”You’re as cuddly as cactus and as charming as an eel Nonnymous”
>”You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!”

>>42583098 (OP)
Horsecock.

>>42583098 (OP)
>rape

>>42583106
dude no way that is what OP sucks every living second!

>>42583098 (OP)
Gee, it sure looks cold out there. Why don't you come inside and warm up? I've got hot chocolate.

>>42583098 (OP)
>Sneak in their houses at night and steal all their Hearthswarming stuff

>>42583098 (OP)
I send my fat loser neetmare to fight them

>>42583098 (OP)
true lmao
but why are they caroling in September?

>>42583188
Anon, Neightendo patented this style of combat

>>42583098 (OP)

Why are they caroling does Christmas even exist in their world?

>>42583098 (OP)
Kick Derpy like a football, smack Bon Bon's ass, and spit on Lyra.

>>42583192
actually not a christmas but it is snowing out there

>>42583192
they are venezuelan, maduro declared christmas starts in september

>>42583098 (OP)
>rape

>>42583098 (OP)
Nah nah nah nah. This is not how it goes. I knew they changed it but I thought it would be a key change or a solo or something. But this is degrading. This hurts.
>Zit is pretty detailed, Ja?
What happened to the part where they said I was allergic to fruits, doxxed me, and then mailed me a bag of fruits? I actually liked that part it was funny.
>Zit was a bag of nut.
No, it was fruit.
>Nut bag.
Was it a bag of nuts?
>Tree Nutz, Du Verdammate Schwtchtel

>>42584107
Impressive, very nice.

>>42583098 (OP)
Wow that was really good everyone! Can I join you ponies?
>No we just came here to laugh at you.
...
:D lol good one. You three, always with your jokes!
Here I have some Hearthswarming presents for you.
I got a new mailbag for Derpy. Extra thick canvas, only the best for you.
>Really? Thanks anon. *opens the flap* Hhhhhhaaaaa, you put a new bottle of bubble soap in there!!!! Thanks anon!
Here's one for you lyra, an archive of harp sheet music straight from the human world!
>Woooooahhh that's amazing anon!
And Bon Bon, for you I made a fresh batch of...
>Bon Bons?! *jokes*
No! :D
Apricot Apple Pie with a lovely Gingerbread Crust. I trust you'll share with your friends.
>*mouth watering* I sure will anon, thank you!
Well it's my pleasure.
>... Gee anon, all we got you was a mean take on your human hearthswarming songs... *derpy sulks*
>*they all suddenly look a little ashamed*
Don't worry my little ponies, you brought me the most beautiful gift of all.
>Friendship?
Yes.
and also one more thing. I want you to deliver Fluttershy a message.
>Sure anon!
Tell her, to hurry her little **** over here so we can **** by the fire as I **** her ***** so **** hard she squeaks like a **** **** ***** and we both ***** on two ***** ***** while **** on a **** with 3 cookies that I **** in a ***** with cranberry sauce **** her **** ***** in a wintry wonderland sideways.
>*They all start throwing up in the snow soley fron hearing my description*.
Happy hearthswarming you guys. *closes door*

I slam the door in their faces.

>>42584107
I read the first bit in Handsome Jack's voice.