Thread 42584148

Can't believe it died-ed edition.

Last Thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42476832/

>What is this general?
NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.

>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?
• Slice of life stuff.
• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.
• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.
• A few NEET-recovery stories.
• A lot of smut, if you're into that.
• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!
• Much, much more!

>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:
Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)
Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)
Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.
Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)
Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)
Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)
Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)
Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)
Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)
Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)
Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)
Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.
Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)
Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)
Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)

>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:
https://ponepaste.org/5398

>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:
https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555

>Link to OP:
https://ponepaste.org/5397

Bless you for keeping the NEET threads going.

reposting this schizo neet mare from the last thread, I really dig her design

>>42584414
would snuggle

>>42582608
I haven’t been lurking ITTs for very long so I’m not very aware of a lot of NEETs and their husbandos. Doomy’s love is very interesting. I hope you go through with that greentext idea

ANONYMOUS
GIVE ME MORE CHANTILLY LACE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

>>42584559
I love angst, I find myself enjoying it more than your average fluffy fic so I'll have to look into it I'm not the best at writing but I want to try
I also drew this doomy to celebrate completing portal 2 for the first time, she's supposed to be a standing pony not b&nthro but I have trouble drawing standing ponies I hope you enjoy it anyways

>>42584414
What makes her a schizo?

Dooooooomby

Inject the neets directly into my veins

I miss being a NEET so much

>>42585948
Same, being a wageslave is the worst.

>>42584148 (OP)
She's so fucking adorable, I want to hug her

>>42586096
Yeah being a wagie sucks.
Some nigger in my wage cage was stealing my lunch until I caught the faggot.

>>42586218
Should have put hot peppers or something in it

>>42586253
Well the first time it happened they were spicy chicken sandwiches, so I doubt the person would've cared. I got a lunchbox with a lock on it because it kept happening.
I caught the bitch stealing one of my drinks that I took a swig out of.
She stopped after I caught her but I was one day away from leaving some pudding laced with laxatives or something.

Art of misfire I never shared here

>>42586403
That's a very precious design! Very adorable NEET.

I accidently got high as balls and have been on a several day trip.
I can't concentrate on anything properly, but when I do I shall draw some NEET arts.

>>42585416
The lore dump the og poster put talked about her having crazy conspiracy theories about the princesses raising the sun and moon and she thinks any sufficiently knowledge unicorn could do it

If you guys let this thread die I will pull out my yaoi paddle and smack you all
Don't let it die, I'm watching you
t. the anon who hosted the NEETpone panel

>>42586603
I've got a pic saved somewhere of Moondancer standing in Canterlot shouting about how Celestia knew and let the Chrysalis invasion (whenever the first one happened) happen to re-assert her control as boss. (The pone equivalent of a rabid 9/11 truther, I guess). This neet would probably get along with her.

>>42586677
Maybe have enough noodles for everyone next time.

>>42587003
we werent exactly expecting a lot of people, last year's party was much smaller

>>42586677
i didnt think people would actually come to be fair
sorry.... ^:(

>>42586218
Steal my food and you might become my food.

>>42587117
t. Cuppa Noodle

9

What do you think her panties smell like?

>>42587872
Poop, she let's it crust

>>42587882
Is that Floorb?

>>42587872
Dried sweat, gamer stink, and musk.

>>42587872
What flag is that?

>>42588480
Jannys gonna freak when he sees this

>>42588506
You monster

>>42588480
Bless you for your sacrifice.

>>42588516
Monster nothing.

I missed it!