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Well, anon?
Anonymous No.42608142 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
Would.
Anonymous No.42608146 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
Would
Anonymous No.42608158 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
>"Yeah, but not in the same way. Right now, I'm trying to finale a threeway with Barb and Melba."
Anonymous No.42608160 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
I'll always love you, Penis Pie
Anonymous No.42608215 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
Would
Anonymous No.42608220 [Report] >>42608268 >>42608285 >>42609386 >>42609502
>>42608131 (OP)
I don't even like Pinkie as a mare, so what do you think?
Anonymous No.42608227 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
Would.
Anonymous No.42608268 [Report] >>42608277
>>42608220
I think there is something wrong with you.
Anonymous No.42608277 [Report]
>>42608268
Many people do. You're not special.
Anonymous No.42608285 [Report] >>42608308
>>42608220
That you'd like her with a bit of penis on the side fag?
Anonymous No.42608308 [Report] >>42627347 >>42627944
>>42608285
You'd like to see that, wouldn't you?
Anonymous No.42608318 [Report] >>42608347
I love you but you have to keep identifying as a girl so it isn't gay
Anonymous No.42608323 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
>Well, anon?
MFM with [insert mare here]
Anonymous No.42608347 [Report] >>42609504
>>42608318
>"Anon, why do you keep going around town putting dresses on all the stallions?"
Anonymous No.42608366 [Report]
The only stallion I'm gay for.
Anonymous No.42608367 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
Huh, I'm not Anon, my names..Bnon.
Anonymous No.42608441 [Report] >>42608973 >>42632683
>>42608131 (OP)
What would his voice sound like
Anonymous No.42608473 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
Would
Anonymous No.42608589 [Report] >>42629593
>>42608131 (OP) my dick twitches for five legged Bubble Berry
Anonymous No.42608724 [Report]
You ask this same question every other week, Pinkie. And the answer is still yes.
Anonymous No.42608869 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
It's kinda different
And I'm loving the way it's different
Anonymous No.42608973 [Report] >>42616886 >>42619754 >>42629084 >>42675356
>>42608441
There was an anon that did bubble berry voices about a year ago: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41383098/#q41407585
Anonymous No.42609113 [Report] >>42616200
this question was meant for Ponkfag.
Anonymous No.42609386 [Report]
>>42608220
I only like S1 Pinkie (when she was still funny and cute - I absolutely HATE Screechy Pie) but I could never be her friend. She'd wear me down too much, but I don't hate her.
Anonymous No.42609391 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
I'm not gay, but idk if I could ever make Bubble Berry sad so yes I would still.
Anonymous No.42609498 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
I would plap
Anonymous No.42609502 [Report]
>>42608220
So, is that a WOULD?
Anonymous No.42609504 [Report] >>42613056 >>42613610
>>42608347
Because they look damn good in them
Anonymous No.42609505 [Report] >>42610572
>>42608131 (OP)
Neeed
Anonymous No.42609624 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
Bi anon here, honestly this would be an upgrade, lol
Anonymous No.42609646 [Report] >>42610099
i love these threads the replies are fuel for my fujoshi brain
Anonymous No.42609703 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
Of course.
would, still love my wife even if she's now a husband
Anonymous No.42609710 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
it's not gay if it's a ponut
Anonymous No.42610099 [Report] >>42610110
>>42609646
Just transition already, you seem halfway there anyway.
Anonymous No.42610110 [Report] >>42610216
>>42610099
If you wouldn't transition for your waifu (male) so you could have foals you don't really love her (him).
Anonymous No.42610216 [Report] >>42610587
>>42610110
I wouldn't transition for anyone. I would only even consider it if it's a magical transition where I become 100% the other sex and not some botched science experiment simulacrum that they are pushing in this world. And even then only if I could switch back without any side-effects if I end up not liking it.
Anonymous No.42610572 [Report]
>>42609505
Would like him to blow something else like that.
Anonymous No.42610587 [Report] >>42611150
>>42610216
Sounds like you want to be transed but just not satisfied with the technology.
I could live with being a mare for my waifu if by some cruel twist of fate I ended up in R63 Equestria, but I would much rather be myself or failing that a stallion.
Anonymous No.42610641 [Report]
Why would you want to be a mare when you can be a stallion and frott with your bro?
Anonymous No.42611054 [Report] >>42611698
Anonymous No.42611150 [Report] >>42611714
>>42610587
>Sounds like you want to be transed but just not satisfied with the technology.
Most people want to know what it's like to be the other sex as long as they can change back. But the whole idea is completely moot because it's not possible and will never be possible, delusional retards believing otherwise aside.
Anonymous No.42611698 [Report]
>>42611054
I want to cheer this boi up.
Anonymous No.42611714 [Report] >>42611796
>>42611150
>Most people
I have no inclinations to be a woman for a second, a minute or longer, at all, ever.
Anonymous No.42611796 [Report] >>42611800 >>42611830
>>42611714
Not even to jack off? Come on, dude. You ain't fooling anybody.
Anonymous No.42611800 [Report]
>>42611796
No, I'm a rigid autist. Don't try to lump me in with you and 'most people' on this.
Anonymous No.42611830 [Report] >>42611840
>>42611796
Just another retard mindbroken by trannies. All people wonder what it's like to be the other sex and it was a completely normal fantasy before the transgenda started.
Anonymous No.42611840 [Report] >>42611901
>>42611830
t. already has 'those' tendencies
Anonymous No.42611901 [Report] >>42611909
>>42611840
Like I said, mindbroken.
Anonymous No.42611909 [Report] >>42611918
>>42611901
Not anymore so than someone claiming it's a 'common' thing.
Yeah, how many conversations about it you ever had with 'most people'?
Lmao.
Anonymous No.42611918 [Report] >>42611919
>>42611909
>Lmao
I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was talking with a child.
Anonymous No.42611919 [Report] >>42612859
>>42611918
>Dodged the question
How feminine.
Anonymous No.42612359 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
On the danger of repeating myself, it's not gay when it's a stallion.
Anonymous No.42612859 [Report] >>42613018
>>42611919
>Appeal to emotion
How feminine.
Anonymous No.42613018 [Report] >>42613060
>>42612859
-Of (you) to be hurt by it.
Anonymous No.42613034 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
Anonymous No.42613056 [Report] >>42613072 >>42613116 >>42613610
>>42609504
youre goddamn right
Anonymous No.42613060 [Report] >>42613090
>>42613018
You're tiresome. This is my last response to you.
Anonymous No.42613072 [Report] >>42613109 >>42625506 >>42625837 >>42630570
>>42613056
Gays who are attracted to men trying to look like women are not true gays. Real men like muscles, hair and other masculine shit. Real men like bears.
Anonymous No.42613084 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
Can't say no to this face
Anonymous No.42613090 [Report]
>>42613060
Mhmm, I believe you.
Anonymous No.42613109 [Report] >>42615550
>>42613072
Dont worry anon, I like them too.
Anonymous No.42613116 [Report]
>>42613056
Thunderlane in a dress and lipstick does things to me.
Anonymous No.42613469 [Report] >>42634307
homosexual blowjob sucking bubble berry's monstercan cock
Anonymous No.42613610 [Report]
>>42609504
>>42613056
>"And now Thunderlane? Why, Anon, why?"
"I told you. I am a heterosexual man. If I am attracted to it, it must be a mare. When you wear a dress, you are a mare. We've been over this before, Twilight."
>"I told you a thousand times, my name isn't Twilight Sparkle. And, I'm not wearing a — How in the name of Harmony did you get this dress on me without me noticing? Where do you keep getting these dresses?!"
Anonymous No.42613614 [Report] >>42613682
>>42608131 (OP)
This thread happened quite a long time ago and it had a really good green. I'll see if I can find it.
Anonymous No.42613682 [Report] >>42613836 >>42615067 >>42625951
>>42613614
found it.
Anonymous No.42613836 [Report] >>42625951
>>42613682
I remember reading this a while back, still nice and wholesome
Anonymous No.42614626 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
yes
Anonymous No.42615067 [Report]
>>42613682
unf
Anonymous No.42615550 [Report] >>42618003
>>42613109
A stunningly handsome stallion!
Anonymous No.42616200 [Report]
>>42609113
huffing huffyhorses farts
Anonymous No.42616886 [Report] >>42617246
>>42608973
gayest thread in /mlp/ history
Anonymous No.42617246 [Report] >>42618306 >>42619236
>>42616886
Nah, that was when over half the board was simping over some mediocre 3DPD tits being posted.
Anonymous No.42618003 [Report]
>>42615550
really?
Anonymous No.42618004 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
smash
Anonymous No.42618306 [Report]
>>42617246
Don't remind me. This thread was a travesty.
Anonymous No.42618312 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
Yes
Anonymous No.42619236 [Report] >>42619742
>>42617246
April 2022...
Anonymous No.42619742 [Report] >>42619985
>>42619236
T'was a good month.
Anonymous No.42619754 [Report] >>42627338 >>42675356
>>42608973
Hey that's me! That was a fun time. I really enjoyed giving Bubble Berry a go!
Anonymous No.42619985 [Report]
>>42619742
(Not really)
Anonymous No.42620278 [Report] >>42620931
Berry Krueger
Anonymous No.42620931 [Report] >>42620939
>>42620278
I want to hug this cute dude.
Anonymous No.42620939 [Report]
>>42620931
same tbf
Anonymous No.42622016 [Report] >>42623157 >>42624017
>>42621492
I see it!
Anonymous No.42622863 [Report]
>>42621492
he is so cute
Anonymous No.42623157 [Report] >>42623439
>>42622016
Source?
Anonymous No.42623161 [Report] >>42623442
>>42608131 (OP)
If I was a mare in equestria I'd be on his penis 24/7
Anonymous No.42623439 [Report] >>42623617
>>42623157
I gotchu
https://ponerpics.org/images/7172577
Anonymous No.42623442 [Report]
>>42623161
...a *pony* in Equestria...
Anonymous No.42623617 [Report]
>>42623439
Thanks senpai.
Anonymous No.42624017 [Report] >>42624042 >>42624056
>>42622016
Flew too close to the sun.
Anonymous No.42624042 [Report] >>42624056
>>42624017
I dunno, I think it's kinda crappy that even a partial view, like, barely anything visible can still cause a pic to be taken down.
Anonymous No.42624056 [Report] >>42624068
>>42624017
>>42624042
He's back!
Anonymous No.42624068 [Report] >>42624089 >>42624858
>>42624056
Berry got sent to gelding grotto ;-;
Anonymous No.42624089 [Report] >>42624352
>>42624068
nah his cock n balls are deep inside Bon Bon about to make another foal
Anonymous No.42624346 [Report] >>42624473
Why is he called "Bubble Berry"? What is his full name, then? What do they call his power? Berry-Sense? That sounds like you're finding treats in the woods. Bubble-Head? That's just insulting.
Anonymous No.42624352 [Report] >>42624378 >>42624446
>>42624089
Wouldn't Bon Bon be a guy, too?
Anonymous No.42624378 [Report]
>>42624352
nah still a mare
Anonymous No.42624446 [Report]
>>42624352
Yep
Anonymous No.42624473 [Report] >>42624612
>>42624346
its from an ancient fic called... I think Over a Cross and Arrow or something like that, basically set the r63 names in stone
Anonymous No.42624612 [Report] >>42626007 >>42626703
>>42624473
Anyone have better ones?
Anonymous No.42624858 [Report] >>42624980
>>42624068
No, just activated the show's magic junk filter. The one they use in every episode. The stuff is still there. Only off-screen.
Anonymous No.42624980 [Report]
>>42624858
>"You know I can't pee if someone is watching!"
>"I know you're nervous, but just go."
>"I can't! The censorship filter is hiding my [*beep*]!"
Anonymous No.42625029 [Report]
I want to cum inside Rainbow Blitz.
Anonymous No.42625506 [Report]
>>42613072
It's all gay.
Anonymous No.42625837 [Report]
>>42613072
It's all straight.
Anonymous No.42625951 [Report]
>>42613682
>"I've been lying about what I am, and in fact I am the exact opposite of what you thought I was. This doesn't change anything, right?"
This is a tranny cope bullshit fantasy.
>>42613836
You like being lied to, don't you? In that case: Everyone here likes you and you're a good person.
Anonymous No.42626007 [Report] >>42626370
>>42624612
better names? maybe some people came up with some in the ancient stallion threads or some other fic, but I couldnt tell you. its not my favorite name either, but I love him.
Anonymous No.42626370 [Report]
>>42626007
What's your favourite name for him then?
Anonymous No.42626703 [Report] >>42627184
>>42624612
Anonymous No.42627184 [Report]
>>42626703
>that top one
WTF
Anonymous No.42627338 [Report]
>>42619754
very cute voice but you already know that so instead of mega simping I'll simply say
HUMAN MEN
that is all
Anonymous No.42627347 [Report]
>>42608308
Of course, Anon. We want you to be happy!
Anonymous No.42627944 [Report]
>>42608308
id want to see your scrotum
Anonymous No.42628213 [Report]
Unironic IRL gay shit ruins threads like these. Every single time.
Anonymous No.42628657 [Report]
Bubble Berry and his bubble butt!
Anonymous No.42629084 [Report]
>>42608973
unf
Anonymous No.42629130 [Report] >>42629139 >>42630267 >>42630542
>yap yap yap
>not one green besides the one from over a decade ago
what the fuck anons these threads should never breach 100 replies without a green in progress
Anonymous No.42629139 [Report]
>>42629130
bumping to spite you
Anonymous No.42629593 [Report]
>>42608589
this but braeburn
Anonymous No.42630259 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
I would dickie pie
Anonymous No.42630267 [Report] >>42630552 >>42631757
>>42629130
welcome to nu/mlp/ where these niggers unironically will keep a thread up for a week with only
>aha
>cute
>agreed
>bump
as it's only posts
Anonymous No.42630542 [Report] >>42633165 >>42633641 >>42635786
>>42629130
something is coming, trust
Anonymous No.42630552 [Report]
>>42630267
The board isn't very fast, and we have to keep the threads we want above water by bumping them when some sperg floods the board with shit threads to slide off some thread that is setting off his tard rage.
Anonymous No.42630560 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
I would lick his pink balls and suck his pink horsecock
Anonymous No.42630570 [Report] >>42630680
>>42613072
Hmm. I like cute lithe colts and femcolts especially in skirts and dresses.

Bur mostly I'm into horsepussy.

What the hell even IS my sexuality?
Anonymous No.42630571 [Report] >>42631278
>>42608131 (OP)
I still love you ponk, but I'm not fucking a stallion
Anonymous No.42630680 [Report]
>>42630570
The female form, but the queer aspect of a man in drag excites you.
Anonymous No.42631278 [Report]
>>42630571
What about jacking him off?
Anonymous No.42631757 [Report]
>>42630267
Agreed
Anonymous No.42632198 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
bump
Anonymous No.42632683 [Report]
>>42608441
femboy ASMR
Anonymous No.42633165 [Report] >>42641888
>>42630542
Well? We're waiting!
Anonymous No.42633641 [Report]
>>42630542
I thought that was his cock with a condom on
Anonymous No.42633802 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
no
Anonymous No.42634307 [Report]
>>42613469
Can you even fit your mouth around it?
Anonymous No.42634699 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
would
Anonymous No.42634713 [Report]
I would have sex with Pinkie Pie and I would have sex with Bubble Berry.
Anonymous No.42635333 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
Would still.
Anonymous No.42635786 [Report] >>42636025 >>42636584 >>42637853
>>42630542
His autistic ass is the only stallion that's ever made my dick stand at attention
Anonymous No.42636025 [Report] >>42636978
>>42635786
Nice taste.
But why him in particular"
Anonymous No.42636584 [Report]
>>42635786
Huh???
Anonymous No.42636795 [Report]
there could have been an episode on how the mane 6 would react to turning into stallions for a day
imagine the art and reactions
Anonymous No.42636978 [Report] >>42637154
>>42636025
Same reasons I find Pinkie so endearing; cute, bubbly, caring, funny, etc.
At some point, though, language fails to keep pace with emotion and it becomes a case of "I just do, I guess"
Anonymous No.42637154 [Report] >>42639293
>>42636978
I'm the same way. I love Ponk's personality and design, so the addition of a bit more size/muscle, a more chiseled face, and of course a fine horsecock and pair of big balls, is just icing on the cake... or should I say, Pie.
Anonymous No.42637853 [Report]
>>42635786
based
Anonymous No.42638440 [Report] >>42638720
>>42608131 (OP)
brap
Anonymous No.42638720 [Report]
>>42638440
Glimmerfag, is that you?
Anonymous No.42639248 [Report]
>>42638813
You never know!
Anonymous No.42639293 [Report] >>42639725
>>42637154
>Image
What's the context?
Anonymous No.42639725 [Report] >>42640155
>>42639293
No context, just a one off like most of their work.
Anonymous No.42640155 [Report] >>42640448
>>42639725
is he really a hoe?
Anonymous No.42640448 [Report] >>42640863 >>42641204
>>42640155
I don't see any metal on him so no.
He has a lot of wood though.
Anonymous No.42640863 [Report]
>>42640448
well yeah, he's been helping the Apples chop wood in his spare time
Anonymous No.42641204 [Report] >>42641582
>>42640448
Wood?
Anonymous No.42641582 [Report]
>>42641204
he means cock
Anonymous No.42641712 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
A stallion is fine too.
Anonymous No.42641888 [Report] >>42642165 >>42642687 >>42643103
>>42633165
almost ready
turned into more than i thought it would
Anonymous No.42642165 [Report]
>>42641888
Trips confirm.
Anonymous No.42642687 [Report]
>>42641888
i'm excited!
Anonymous No.42643103 [Report] >>42643733 >>42644149
>>42641888
WHEN
Anonymous No.42643733 [Report]
>>42643103
soon.
PKAnon No.42644149 [Report] >>42644152
>>42643103
now

>You palmed the edge of the counter with both hands and leaned forward, taking a considerable whiff of the meal sizzling away on your storied cast-iron skillet.
>The ratio of marbling to lean meat on nearly all six strips of bacon was a clean fifty-fifty, a stipulation that had taken the local Gryphonian meat vendor ages to bring to fruition.
>Umami fumes dominated your nostrils, every inhale just shy of placebo for your incoming feast.
>Buffeting your face alongside the heavenly miasma was a far subtler scent; that of a free-range egg, bubbling atop a generous layer of bacon grease.
>The golden yolk glared almost lasciviously back up at you, the surrounding whites circularly structured just so.
>Swathes of wondrous heat lapped at your face in uneven brushstrokes, the beginnings of moisture collecting on your bare skin.
>Oh, God.
>If it were any more perfect, you might have cried.
>You inwardly celebrated the fact that Pinkie was out with Twilight and Rarity that day, as it meant you wouldn’t have to air out the house until later on in the evening.
>The sweet mare swore up and down that she’d gotten used to it, of course, but you knew her better than that; the last time she’d been around for you cooking meat, she shoved her snout firmly into the crook of your neck and inhaled deeply whenever she had the chance.
>Impatient, you checked the timer of the adjacent counter, which read less than forty seconds left in the agonizing cook time.
>You reached over and twisted the knob counter-clockwise to zero, snuffing out the impending alarm before it had the chance to rip you from your nirvana.
>Briskly, you switched off the cooktop’s open flame and moved the skillet to a dormant burner to cool for a moment.
>You fetched silverware for the egg, but left the plates undisturbed; the skillet would more than suffice.
>…And what good would sitting at the table do, other than prolong your voraciousness even further?
>There was no need to be prim, or even proper! No, you’d dig in right there and-
>“Anon? Anon, are you there? Oh, /please/ let him be home…”
>Twilight’s voice, muffled by insulation and urgent in its timbre, dragged you from your stupor.
>Perplexed, you set your silverware down and plodded gingerly over to the back door.
>You opened it without delay, the hinges creaking as it’s thrown wide to zenith.
>A brisk fall breeze washed over you, the scent of maple and cloves high in the air.
>Fallen leaves danced about your backyard in the wind, glittering gold and warm tones accentuating the unending blue above.
>Three ponies dotted the yard, only two of which you were familiar with. Twilight and Rarity had gathered before you in some nervous capacity, huddled around a mysteriously cloaked figure.
>Normally, you would have assumed it to be Pinkie, but something wasn’t quite right; this pony was a fair bit stockier, taller than the rest of them.
>A stallion, maybe?
PKAnon No.42644152 [Report] >>42644155
>>42644149
>Try as you might have to get a good look at the stranger’s face, the star-line cloak did a wonderful job of concealing their features in totality.
“Hey, girls,” you greeted them, an eyebrow hiked as you tore your focus from the figure. “Is, uh… Is everything alright?”
>“Yes!” Twilight blurted out before the other two could speak. “Well, ah, it… /should/ be. C-Can we come inside?”
>On any other day, under winds just as fair, you’d have kept the conversation outside - try as you might’ve, you weren’t quite as trusting of strangers as ponies were.
>Today, though, you searched your soul far and wide and found in its velvet halls a phantom tugging, spurring you to accept this newcomer into your home.
>Something wasn’t quite right, but you trusted Twilight and Rarity enough to let your guard down, if only a little bit.
“Yeah, sure.”
>You traipsed the width of your porch, unlatched the screen door, and held it open as they filed in one by one, each of the girls offering their usual greetings.
>As the stranger passed by, you saw them shrink away from you, scraping the door frame as they did so.
>A bit odd, but you took it on the chin.
>With everyone filed in, you cracked the inner door open, only to be utterly blasted by the aroma of an omnivore’s foray into the meatier side of life.
“Oh, fair warning - I just finished making brunch for myself, so the smell might be a little strong.”
>Twilight did her best not to grimace, but Rarity wore her distaste plainly.
>“Heavens above,” she quickly murmured to herself as she brought up the rear of the group. “Stench aside, though, it’s nice to see you again, darling.”
>You nodded as you made your way to the dining room and took a seat, shedding an internal tear as you lamented the furthering of your obscene appetite. The girls and the stranger took theirs as well.
“Good to see you too, Rares,” you said with an earnest smile. “What’s the Pinkster up to? I’ve been missin’ her something fierce today.”
>The girls shared an anxious glance before Twilight took the conversational reins once more.
>“T-That’s actually why we’re here,” she began. “Something happened to her while we were helping Zecora forage ingredients for her cure-all potions.”
>Your expression fell almost instantly, knurled innards twisting into knots.
>“She’s /completely/ fine,” she reassured you, hooves outstretched. “It’s a bit difficult to explain, but she’s alright.”
>A sigh of mild relief left your parted lips and rolled across the tabletop.
“What happened?”
>“We finished early, so we offered to help Zecora with the brewing as well,” Rarity chimed in. “To be curt, Pinkie tossed the wrong ingredient into the cauldron, which ended up making a /terrible/ mess of things, to say the least.”
>Twilight nodded before continuing.
>“A lot of it ended up in Pinkie’s coat, but she accidentally ingested some as well. Which led to, um…”
PKAnon No.42644155 [Report] >>42644161
>>42644152
>She trailed off, twiddling her hooves. The stranger shrunk further into themselves, but Rarity spoke up again before you could hone in on it.
>“The concoction changed a few surface-level things about her,” she said. “All reversible, Zecora tells us, but it might take some time to produce the ‘antidote,’ as it were.”
>Surface-level things?
>Your mind started to race with what ailment might’ve befallen your lovely marefriend, but you halted it in its tracks; wanton speculation has never done you any good.
>That said, their aversion to specifics was more than a bit concerning.
“Well, as long as she isn’t in any pain, then that’s fine by me. What’s new about her?”
>Before you let them deliver the answer you were so anxious to hear, a rogue idea crossed your mind that you simply couldn’t allow to pass unspoken.
“Oh, before I forget - Rarity, are you still free to help me rehearse the proposal later this week?”
>“/WHAT/!?”
>A strangely familiar masculine shout almost threw you straight out of your chair.
>The girls’ surprise matched your own. Curiously enough, though, Rarity sheepishly smiled at the stranger, who had risen to all fours.
>“I-I mean, uh… t-tubular, dude! Yeahhh…”
>His voice sputtered out into silence as he pressed himself flush against your kitchen island.
>Courtesy leapt from your body in a flight of frenzy.
“Okay, I’ve been trying to be polite, but what’s this guy’s deal?” you asked sternly as you stood to your full height and faced him. “Why are you hiding under that thing? Who /are/ you?”
>Silence gripped the room as the stallion frantically switched his gaze between your friends.
>“Go ahead, darling,” Rarity said sweetly. “You’ve nothing to fear.”
>He flicked his attention to her one last time before he finally allowed it, nearly trembling, to rest on you.
>A small sigh came from beneath the robe as he sat on his haunches once more and attempted, unsuccessfully, to tug it off with his forehooves.
>Really, all he did was further tangle himself in his glorified bed sheets.
>Unwilling to let him subject himself to what must have assuredly been an embarrassing venture, you meandered over to him and found your grip on the fabric.
>He froze up as you slowly untangled him, forelimbs returned to the ground.
>A toss here, a twist there, a pull and a nudge this way and that, and you felt it come undone at last.
>Without delay, you slid the coverings off of his head, only to be met with…
>…Magenta curls?
>They bounced and rippled back into their usual formation as the blanket came fully away.
>You cocked your head in abject confusion.
“Pinkie…?”
>A painterly blush, enough to fully overpower the pink fur above, adorned nearly the entirety of her - /his/ - face.
>“Surprise!” he exclaimed meekly.
>The smile that accompanied it was, indeed, still the one that lifted your heart from katabasis.
PKAnon No.42644161 [Report] >>42644164
>>42644155
>But the sharp jawline, the slightly smaller eyes, the stouter barrel - that was all new.
>A few fragile moments pass as you try to re-start your mind.
>“Nonny?” he called to you, combing his eyes over your bewildered face. “S-Say something, ya big goofball.”
>Huh…?
>Oh! Right.
>Words.
“…How d’ya do, ponka-roo?”
>Your half of the cheeky sing-song greeting fell flat, but it was the best you could do, considering the fact that you were one electric current away from short-circuiting.
>Pinkie’s ears fell back flat against his head, seemingly insecure after having picked up on your blunder.
>“Feelin’ fine, ‘Non-O-mine,” he sang back, several octaves deeper than you were used to.
>Several hard blinks later, you shook your brain free of its inhibiting crust and knelt down to hug him, arms outstretched.
>He met you in kind, deceptively firm hooves pulling you snugly against his chest.
>You inhaled gently as the embrace reached crescendo; the usual fragrance of berries and frosting now carried a hint of musk along with it.
>It all made you so… /heady/.
>Both of your heads draped over each others’ shoulders, you spoke softly to him.
“Are you alright, babe?”
>The long-practiced pet name felt odd, even though it shouldn’t have.
>“Yeah, I’m alright!” he said, perking up as you both untangled yourselves. “I'm still getting used to the voice, and the extra muscles feel weird, but my Pinkie Sense still works, so it’s not all bad! I thought I’d be having an identity crisis or two by now.”
>He giggled, and you did your best to laugh in tandem.
“No side effects, yeah? Tongue’s still the right size and all?”
>Rather than offer you a verbal reply, he simply stuck his tongue out at you in all of his usual candor.
>That’s your Pinkie, clear as day.
>You pinched it as household custom dictates, which returns some gusto to his smile.
>“We’ll leave you two be,” Twilight chimed in as she and Rarity stood from their seats and started for the front door. “We should be getting back to Zecora to see if we can help with the reversal potion.”
“Be safe, you two,” you replied. “Pop by if you’ve got any updates for us.”
“Not to worry, Anonymous,” Rarity beamed. “We’ll be back at the earliest opportunity. Ta-ta for now, dearies!”
>“Bye, girls!” Pinkie shouted as he waved them out. “See ya soon!”
>The house fell silent as the latch clicked back into place and the clip-clopping of hooves on tile ceased to be.
“I’m so glad you’re alright,” you sighed as you stood once more. “Did you have lunch yet? I can whip something up for you real quick if you want.”
>As if it were sentient, his comically loud grumbling stomach made his case for him.
>“I did, but I’m /waaaay/ hungrier than usual,” he replied enthusiastically, rubbing his belly with his forehoof. “But before that, I just, um…”
PKAnon No.42644164 [Report] >>42644167
>>42644161
>His playful demeanor decayed almost as quickly as it arrived, uncharacteristic bashfulness returning to his cheeks as he held your gaze directly.
>“…I love you, Nonny. My heart feels all sticky whenever you’re with me, and I don’t ever want it to get all smooth and boring again.
>“I know you said before that your party cannon doesn’t really aim for the home team, and I guess that’s what makes me worried. It’s the one thing that /could/ mess everything up, even if it’s only temporary. I mean, I’m still Pinkie, you know?”
>He sniffed loudly, a lump having taken residence in his throat.
>“I just don’t wanna lose what we’ve got, Anon… b-but I understand if you don’t wanna be close while I’m like this.”
>The feeling writhing through your ribs and between your lungs was difficult to name.
>You loved Pinkie with your entire heart, but it’s as she said; your barn door didn’t swing inward, so to speak.
>Yet at the same time, there you were, breathless as you bore witness to him pining for you.
>Your Ponka Po.
>…
>There was only one thing for it, then.
“Hm… I’ll have to do a couple of checks /juuuust/ to be sure.”
>You perched your chin between your thumb and index finger, your other arm crossed in front of you for support.
>You hiked your right eyebrow as high as it could go as your eyes poured over every observable inch of him.
“Coat’s still nice and fluffy, mane and tail are suitably bouncy…”
>You stepped closer and knelt down once again, gently cupping his chin with one hand and tilting his head in various ways.
>A wiggly grin overtook his dejection, his face lit aflame with heat.
“Still cute as punch… or would that be handsome now?”
>“Either works,” he just barely squeaked out.
>He squirmed under your touch as you ran your hands over his chest, then onto his neck and forearms.
>The muscle underneath was taut, and he took unabashed pleasure in your roaming of its minute valleys and peaks - especially so when you went just shy of his hindquarters.
“Definitely still an earth pony,” you mused.
>Without warning, you scooped him up into your arms, belly-up. His forehooves stood helplessly as they fell against his chest, while his hind legs crossed instinctively to block what was behind them.
>You put your ear to his chest - the rhythmic heartbeat within was getting faster.
“Same beautiful heart. Now, just /one/ more test…”
>Without waiting for him to question what it might be, you plunged face-first into his tummy and blew as hard as you could.
>Manic laughter broke out not a moment later, Pinkie gently swatting and pushing against your head.
>After the symphony of fart noises had finished, you held him tightly against your chest, snout-to-nose.
“Yeah, I don’t think you have anything to worry about, toots. I'm still marryin' ya.”
>You closed the distance and stole a kiss from the one pony you loved more than anything.
>/Without exception/.
PKAnon No.42644167 [Report] >>42644302 >>42644667 >>42644901 >>42644911 >>42645210 >>42653209
>>42644164
https://ponepaste.org/11428
hope you anons enjoyed. rushed just a bit at the end to push it out, didn't want you guys waiting a week plus just for a little oneshot
Anonymous No.42644302 [Report]
>>42644167
Cute green anon, love bubble berry content
Anonymous No.42644667 [Report]
>>42644167
Very cute, well done!
Anonymous No.42644668 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
Of course I would.
Anonymous No.42644901 [Report]
>>42644167
Very good! Thank you for your service!
Anonymous No.42644911 [Report]
>>42644167
Where clop? I need gay clop now!
Anonymous No.42645210 [Report]
>>42644167
good stuff
Anonymous No.42645345 [Report] >>42650728
>>42608131 (OP)
New rules pinkie
No more singing
No more going near children
Or mares you don't know
No more joy
Welcome to being male
Anonymous No.42645504 [Report] >>42646302 >>42650339
Id eat his ass and fondle his nuts yeah
Anonymous No.42646302 [Report]
>>42645504
wut
Anonymous No.42647921 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
can twinkie pie shit on my face with her fat fucking ass already? its not god damm fair, i want to be her personal toilet and i want her to shit on my fucking face, imagine the girthy disgusting shit from the amount of sugar that pink whore eats? I need that inside me, i need ponk to shit on me and i am NOT joking
Anonymous No.42648168 [Report] >>42648237
>>42608131 (OP)
Suure Pinkie, you have a lower voice, anatomy, and
>A penis
Can I look
>uh sure, I'm pretty new at this and balls!
Those are huge yeah
>Since we're a bit the same and I got this since yesterday can I ask some private things?
Sure
>how do I cum? All I manage to do is pee, and when I'm done peeing there's still no cum, look I'm trying my best
uh yes you're peeing a bit but
>Nothing goes out and I'm worried
you need to fap.
>To what?
Masturbating, stroking it, I'll show you.
Anonymous No.42648237 [Report] >>42648812
>>42648168
>you jerk off pinkie
>one hind leg raises up as his tail flags, his head dipping and his breaths fast
>"W-wait, Nonny, I-"
>confetti shoots out of his dick and scatters across the floor
>you look at him blankly
>he stares back at you, his eyes wide and his face bright red
>"I-I was gonna warn you! It didn't feel right!"
>lesson learned, don't jerk off pinkie
Anonymous No.42648812 [Report]
>>42648237
>>confetti shoots out of his dick and scatters across the floor
KEK
Anonymous No.42650339 [Report]
>>42645504
same
Anonymous No.42650728 [Report] >>42652696 >>42653327
>>42645345
Equestria ain't Earth, dude.
Anonymous No.42651161 [Report]
,,,...,.,.,.NIGGER NIGGER ,.,.NIGGER
Anonymous No.42652696 [Report]
>>42650728
It could be if we invited all of earth onto Equestria.
Anonymous No.42653209 [Report] >>42659921
>>42644167
Finally, some good fucking green.
Thank you for your part in maintaining the ecosystem of prompt threads and greens
Anonymous No.42653327 [Report] >>42653562
>>42650728
Yes it is, another reality.
Anonymous No.42653562 [Report]
>>42653327
A better one.
Anonymous No.42654721 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
Yes.
Anonymous No.42656241 [Report] >>42657360
>>42608131 (OP)
bump
Anonymous No.42657360 [Report] >>42657830
>>42656241
Bomp!
Anonymous No.42657830 [Report]
>>42657360
Indeed.
Anonymous No.42659806 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
bump
Anonymous No.42659921 [Report]
>>42653209
glad to keep the wheels turning anon. truth be told i do want to write an epilogue to this, but if this thread is gone by then i'll post it in the stallion thread
Anonymous No.42659928 [Report]
Might as well shill my old stuff from a couple years ago, had some real fun writing the pink horse boy:
https://ponepaste.org/8877
Anonymous No.42661433 [Report] >>42667797
Anonymous No.42662578 [Report] >>42663576
Anonymous No.42663576 [Report]
>>42662578
cute!
Anonymous No.42664582 [Report]
Anonymous No.42665279 [Report] >>42666649
Anonymous No.42666649 [Report]
>>42665279
https://voca.ro/19mY4TB3QTcO
Anonymous No.42667797 [Report] >>42669179
>>42661433
What is he planning?
Anonymous No.42669179 [Report] >>42670373
>>42667797
Your party!
Anonymous No.42670373 [Report] >>42671227
>>42669179
Sounds fun!
Anonymous No.42671227 [Report] >>42672952
>>42670373
Yeah it's gonna be a small party though. Just you and him over at his place...
Anonymous No.42672952 [Report] >>42673917
>>42671227
... go on.
Anonymous No.42673901 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
bump
Anonymous No.42673917 [Report] >>42674059
>>42672952
Oh, uh, you get aids and die
fin
Anonymous No.42674059 [Report]
>>42673917
Very anticlimatic.
Anonymous No.42675185 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
bump
Anonymous No.42675347 [Report] >>42675466 >>42680268
Need Bubble Berry's Monster-can cock to pound my prostate.
Anonymous No.42675356 [Report] >>42675365
>>42608973
>>42619754
blow your brains out crade
Anonymous No.42675365 [Report]
>>42675356
Huh? The artist?
Anonymous No.42675466 [Report]
>>42675347
Need to cum hands free with Bubble Berry's cock inside me.
Anonymous No.42676391 [Report] >>42677963
Need to blow his Flugelhorn.
Anonymous No.42677963 [Report] >>42679046
>>42676391
Seems he can blow things pretty well himself.
Anonymous No.42679046 [Report]
>>42677963
Very much so.
Anonymous No.42680268 [Report]
>>42675347
You'd follow the footsteps of Mr. Hands with that stunt.
Anonymous No.42681451 [Report] >>42683524
Up.
Anonymous No.42683524 [Report] >>42684785
>>42681451
Yet we keep going down!
Anonymous No.42684664 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
bump
Anonymous No.42684785 [Report] >>42685883 >>42690529
>>42683524
You can't keep Pinkie down. Her spirits are too high for that
Anonymous No.42685883 [Report]
>>42684785
Yes.
Anonymous No.42687297 [Report]
>>42608131 (OP)
bump
Anonymous No.42689508 [Report] >>42691988
>>42608131 (OP)
bump
Anonymous No.42690529 [Report] >>42690770 >>42693238
>>42684785
And what about Bubble Berry's spirits? How do you raise them?
Anonymous No.42690770 [Report]
>>42690529
The same. I gather Pinkie would change the least when R63'd.
Anonymous No.42691988 [Report]
>>42689508
Anonymous No.42693238 [Report]
>>42690529
FUN
Anonymous No.42694547 [Report] >>42696677
>>42608131 (OP)
bump
Anonymous No.42695213 [Report] >>42695365
>>42608131 (OP)
That's actually Thorax. Pinkie put him up to this because she was once again worrying that you like her for superficial characteristics, and not for herself. When will she get it through her head that you don't love her because of all the sex you are constantly having, you are constantly having sex because you love her?
Anonymous No.42695365 [Report] >>42695484
>>42695213
>"Awww, he really does love me!"
>*sounds of hardcore bug sex in the background*
Anonymous No.42695484 [Report] >>42696068
>>42695365
It turns out that, in addition to being a horsefucker, Anon was a bugchaser.
Anonymous No.42696068 [Report]
>>42695484
Is he really a bugchaser when he has no idea that he was set up?
Anonymous No.42696677 [Report]
>>42694547