Thread 42628410

Hot mare

yeah that stallion is pretty sexy
>rape

>>42628460
I didn't know you were into >rape, GollyFag.

>>42628468
always will always have been

>>42628410 (OP)
We thinking smaller or bigger crochtits than rainbow dash? Or lightning dust?

>>42628597
Bigger, but not by much.

>>42628601
Like pegasus F cup (earth pony A cup)?

>>42628410 (OP)
unf unf unf

>>42628410 (OP)
Nerdfire

>>42628410 (OP)
>Having relations with spitfire
>Pins you to the bed
>Blows you
>Swallows your load with a pop
>Looks you in the eyes
>"Swallowfire."

>>42628952
More like Domfire.

>>42628601
>wonders if Spitfire would want smaller breasts so as to be more aerodynamic

>>42630312
There was a brief period in Wonderbolt history where pegasi mares were getting teat altering spells done in order to improve their aerodynamics. The practice was later banned after a mare was found to have given herself concave teats.

>>42628947
Spongebob

>>42628952
I imagine Anon saying that out loud, causing Spitfire to kick him out of the house immediately lol

It's a shame Hoers is such a massive faggot because I could watch this forever just for Spitty.

>>42630697
That old ask blog he made about her was pretty cool though

>>42631214
True! He made her and Soarin' feel very homey.

>>42632453
OMG SPITFIRE HI!!!

Spitfire's had an entire arc hidden right under our noses this whole time. A hot shot flyer like her has got to have some awesome 80's movie backstory. But did she take the Tom Cruise or Richard Gere route?

>>42628410 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzawcDzb0aQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX-qxRMtkm0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBNWVHmDtFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHGD_4hoUk0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfpQ1WWuf9Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyVX4LspXeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99bdF4i7kgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgdfXCBIZ6U

>>42632604
A hot shot flyer and a rainbow rider. Which is the straight shooting son of a gun?

I wonder what teenage Spitfire was like.

>>42633166
Probably wild and a touch less disciplined than she is now.

Not a lot of noteworthy Spitfire fics, it seems.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/290513/trial-by-fire
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/572856/nope-not-even-close

acute pony

bump

>>42628410 (OP)
True

>>42635766
She almost looks like Sunburst now.

>>42630522
do I want to know what they did to the stallions?

>>42637400
Not that. If anything, they'd have spells to turn them into cryptids.

>>42637354
Thats real nice, i love this artstyle

>>42638210
It fits Spitty real nice.

pump

>>42638203
That's a pretty hurtful thing to call a gelding Anon. I also wouldn't exactly call it a "spell" either.

i miss the firehorse threads

>>42628410 (OP)
Where did this OP image come from? I can't find it anywhere else

>>42639604
That artist is on DNP list on derpibooru

>>42639608
what do you have to do for that?

>>42639604
signature under the lapel on her jacket says "Darlay" I think

>>42640174
NTA but I used to be her friend. She either got mad and requested a DNP over foalcon or followed all the other artists out when Woot was being extra faggoty than usual.

>>42640189
>requested a DNP over foalcon
Good riddance, moralfaggots should fuck off and stay fucked off

>>42639604
>>42640186
It's "Parlay".

>>42640312
She's a piece of work, but is ultimately irrelevant to this thread.

>>42639608
*Laughs in altbooru*

i want her to hurt me

Spitbump

>>42641382
I want to tuck in the MILF-aged air force captain

>>42638845
Anon, cryptids aren't castrated.

(You) wouldn't make fun of a cripple who could kick your ass, would you?

>>42642765
I would never make fun of spitfire

bump against the spam

Would you let her shoot you?

>>42643754
A hit from this gun wouldn't hurt. It would slaughter.

>>42644423
I'm not hearing a 'no'!

>>42643754
>>42644884
Uuunnfffff mares in black and with guns uunfnf

feels like this the longest lasting spitfire thread so far

I'm not done spitsposting

>>42647211
Based Spitfire friend. She's a good horse.

>>42645632
Cool horseshoes

>>42632597
damn rainbow, save some pussy for the rest of us

>>42640983
featureless crotch my ultimate beloved

>>42630697
I appreciate all the stuff he does

BLLAAAAAAACCCHHH

>>42650340
Spittin' fire!

>>42648666
I would buy her so many bionicles, you don't even understand

I wonder if she feels warmer than other pegasi

>>42628410 (OP)
How much older do you think Spits is compared to Dash and why?

>>42657202
Dashie: 19, almost 20 at the start of the show.
Spibby: around 35.
Her mom looks older than M6's moms too but I still would.

>>42628410 (OP)
I feel like she'd be one of those misandrists who just needs a good (You)friend to think that you're one of the good ones

>>42657406
>one of those misandrists
Nothing she does suggests that. From what we can see, Spitfire treats mares and stallions equally. Most of her behavior depends on the rank of the pony she's talking to.

>>42658203
No shit?

>>42657314
>35
cmon now she's not THAT much of a hag. dash was 16 at the start of the show, spitfire was 23.

Patrician pony waifu

>>42661323
She's hot as fuck, but I couldn't keep up with her.

>>42659233
>not THAT much of a hag
She's not a hag at all.

>>42655416
She'd be a sex symbol, 100%

good morning spitfags

>>42669030
If I rub that cute belly, will I die?

>>42669088
It would be extremely painfull.

>grew up in a single-parent military household
>father was a Wonderbolt, lost his life in a training accident
>top of her class, THE ace flier until an underclassmate (Dashie) appeared
>Salutatorian to Soarin’s valedictorian, calls him a nerd until the Clipper name
>best all-around flier, leader, and student, easily takes the lead of the Academy once Wind Rider retires
>Spitfire never learns how her father died until getting into the Academy
>projects an aura of no-nonsense afterwards to keep her squad mates safe
>is one of those pilots that refuses to step down until a near-miss makes her realize it’s time to fold her wings
>is unfortunate enough to never break any records because of Dashie
>remains one of, if not the, most revered leaders in the Wonderbolt’s history
>after she passes on, Scootaloo successfully petitions to have Spitfire’s statue erected at the Academy entrance

>>42669522
>after she passes on
Heresy. She's immortal.

>>42662673
Do more cardio then

>>42671262
Not sure if that counts as kinky or normal outfit.

>>42672908
go out wearing only stockings and a detachable collar and tell us how people react

>>42674086
We don't live in horse land, Anon.

>>42674956
Do it in real life, pussy.

>>42674983
I'm not gay.

Fire bump.

>>42674983
I don't have a death wish.

>>42659233
RD was already an adult at the start of the show

Wonderbolt captains need their boops too. And ear scritches. And belly rubs. And upsies. And kisses.

>>42681031
But all in private. They can't be seen like that.

>>42682359
Yes. I will boop and scritch and rub and kiss and give upsies to her privates.

>>42669522
:manly tears:

Thoughts?

>>42682861
R63 Spitfire is fine. Not the biggest fan of this type of beard though.

I want to kiss her.

>>42685448
You think you can match her?

Spibby.

when she isn't hot, she's a qt 3.14

>>42690248
She's hot AND cute. She's a mare after all.

>>42690262
Mares tend to do that, yeah.

>>42693162
>"Private Anonymous, this is the fourth time you've deliberately snuck into the mares' room to clog their toilets with logs of shit that you personally paid the stallions to not flush. What do you have to say for yourself?"

>>42693333
Nice looking quads ma'am, may I go to chow now?

I wish she would sit on my face.

>>42693333
Checked.

>>42640363
Can I bully her

>>42696188
No, she'll kick your ass.

>>42693333
That's kinda shitty.

Spitfire is very lean and her coat is kept short for aerodynamics, thus making her very vulnerable to warmth-producing hugs and cuddles.

She looks like she fucks human men.

>>42697235
Agreed.

Spitdetermined

>>42697235
In every sense of the word.

>>42697235
The anatomy is kinda wonky here.

>>42698453
>All those bandages
Shit, what happened to her?

>>42703010
Cuddling accident

>>42703010
>>42703569
(You) are offscreen wrapped in bandages from head to toe and lying in a hospital bed because she's the one who insisted on the most intense pony cuddling you've ever felt

>>42703596
Worth it.

>>42698453
>When her rant regarding flight security was her talking about her own experience

Good thing she has first aid training

>>42706511
I feel like that should be basic knowledge for the Wonderbolts.

>>42696227
Wouldn't stop an idiot from trying.

>>42696227
I meant the artist

>>42669088
Very likely.

>>42697042
>her coat is kept short for aerodynamics
Wouldn't she freeze her arse off in the air then?

>>42695647
I bet 90% of her drill officer behavior is a persona. She's probably much more chill behind the scenes, like at the Gala.

>>42697235
Literally or metaphorically?

>>42711714
>>42699264

>>42711767
Unf.

>>42710032
Only if she's flying naked. Flight suits like what the Wonderbolts wear trap air against the body and keep them warm.

>>42628410 (OP)
Is spitfire named that cus she's actually really good at rapping?

>>42652004
Is that like when you get your wife a set of power tools for Christmas because it's actually for you to use?

>>42712561
no, I just want to give in to her autistic fixations

>>42712491
>Only if she's flying naked.
But that's the hottest kind of flying.

>>42693162
How would she react if you would hug her right there?

Spibby

Slidefest again

>>42711860
I like this picture, it shows her mane in a way regular manestyles work. Also, the pony anatomy having two spots for human legs to hold the pony on, it's cute and I hope comfortable enough.

>>42716253
I think it is more or less comfortable. The barrel isn't meant to be exposed to pressure.

>>42716526
Would.

>>42706511
Caring Spitfire is great. Far better than her gruff depiction in the later show.

>>42717508
Yeah. I prefer the idea that it's just something she puts on for the recruits and other wonderbolts when they act out of line. Feels wrong that it would be her default behavior.

>>42718275
>she puts on for the recruits and other wonderbolts when they act out of line
This. A drill officer is fine for recruits, but not as a default.

Spitbump.

>>42703596
giwtwm

>>42721423
I hope she didn't wipe the saves.

it can't be THAT suffocating, can it?

>>42719163
Not saying it couldn't be fun if put on that act in bed sometimes tho.

Also, va signature acquired.

>>42723128
Unf unf unf.

>>42723270
Based Alex.

>>42723128
Lewd.

>>42628410 (OP)
I'd suck his dick, what's the name of this handsome stallion?

>>42723270
I KNEEL

>>42724166
Kneel not for me. Salute best captain instead.

>>42717508
>>42718275
This is why I'm thankful for art like picrel existing. She's unbothered, moisturized, happy, completely belying that unnecessary roughshod thing they made her out to be.

>>42724125
>this handsome stallion
Please tell me you're baiting.

>>42725083
Yeah, those are great. It's the best kind of Spitfire art.