Thread 42629465

Stray pixel edition

Last Thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42584148/

>What is this general?
NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.

>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?
• Slice of life stuff.
• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.
• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.
• A few NEET-recovery stories.
• A lot of smut, if you're into that.
• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!
• Much, much more!

>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:
Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)
Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)
Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.
Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)
Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)
Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)
Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)
Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)
Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)
Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)
Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)
Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.
Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)
Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)
Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)

>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:
https://ponepaste.org/5398

>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:
https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555

>Link to OP:
https://ponepaste.org/5397

>>42629465 (OP)
I think Doomy Gloom and the other recent additions to the neet crew should have a spot in the OP

go to hell neet mare

>>42629736
then they'll just be neet demons

What are the neets' favorite games, vidya or otherwise?

>>42630601
Find the snake. Unfortunately they will never get anyone to play it with :(

sometimes i wonder what is goldie mops' eye color

>>42630601
Hide the salami

>>42631038
I want to slap a sizable slice of slommy onto a neetpone's snoot

>>42629736
No u

>>42631023
Just look under her bangs Anon.

>>42631779
how do I do that?

>>42631779
hmm, can't see them

>>42632046
throw her anon

>>42632091
You gotta bust out the scissors

SHOW ME THOSE EYES OR I'M UNBOXING ONE OF YOUR CACAMAME KAIJEW THINGAMABOBS

>>42632091
>try and push her bangs aside
>they are attached to her face somehow

>>42629465 (OP)
WOAH!!! DOOMY AS THE OP??

>>42632295
Doing this would make you more of a monster than any kaiju

NEET's back! Woo!

>>42633266
kek, I have a 7 mares near me aswell wtf

Inspired by a post in the previous thread. Or the one before that? I forget

>>42632306
i think we have to wash her

>>42633530
Why is Floorb like this?

>>42633768
She's just helping the homie finish her food

>>42633768
So she can realize what she did later and have a three day panic attack over it.

>>42633266
>hfw she sees the building adjacent
>"...Is..is that?"
>"A-Anon...no..no, no, no, no!"
>"ANONYMOUS, NO, WHY WOU- WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST?!"
>"IT-..IT'S SO ELDRITCH AND NIGHTMARISH, I'M LOSING MY MIND AAUUUGGHHHh!!!!"
>"SAVE ME, NIGGERMARE, IT'S AN EMPLOYMENT OFFICE! ARRRRGH!"

Redraw of this but as floorb please

>>42634341
the ass squeeze is the most effective way to carry any mare

shift + click'd

>>42630601
Naked twister with Anon, per that one SFW comic I'd post if I had handy.

Goober doomer

>>42633768
Dot doesn’t seem to mind

I do, I want to kiss them

>>42632812
She's made it to the big time

>>42635573
Her being halfway off the couch always triggers my autism

Which neet would you adopt first?

>>42635818
Goldie or Paradise, or Dot, or Floorb, or you know what, I have enough Mac n cheese and microwave pizzas, why don't they all just move into my sex dungeo- spare room, hahaha.

>>42635818
Already made my choice

>>42635848
doesn't Dot have a mom? why would you need to adopt her

>>42636238
This hypothetical assumes all their parents died in a tragic employment related accident that assures none of their daughters will ever seek employment

>>42636199
put the neet into the washing machine

>>42636260
She's an azgchip lifesize, physically too large to be washing machined

>>42636238
So you're saying you wouldn't fuck Dot's mom and be Dot's new dad?

>>42634132
>Niggermare
>No Ziggermare

One job Anon, one fucking job

Floor Bored is smelly

>>42636387
That just means your washing machine is WEAK.

>>42637161
proof?

I painted doomy on a pumpkin I hate it so much that I plan on shooting it later for the funni
t. the anon who made doomy
It's what she would've wanted

>>42637329
>shooting Doomy
You fool, this was her plan all along

>>42637388
>trying to meet her husbando by getting herself executed
Average horsechan poster

>>42637329
Post vid for posterity

I want to draw all neets together reply with pones you'd like to see.

>>42637495
GOLDIE

>>42637495
Taku and Dot

>>42629465 (OP)
Her name ought to be Cutie Cute.

>>42637495
Chantilly Lace!!!!!!!

>>42637220
Still too small. Her neet ass is too large to be contained

>>42637495
Floor Bored 3 times

>>42637571
Seconding this, put her in lewd clothing though

>>42637495
Starry Sails

>>42637494
I will but I'm gonna wait till she starts rotting to shoot her, my little niece saw her on the porch and drew a picture of her and that alone makes me feel like i cant shoot her right now
I will however send a picture of the pumpkin in question soon

>>42638367
You don't HAVE to shoot her anon, I'm sure she's fine

>>42638410
Nobody likes a quitter, anon. The pumpkin must be destroyed.

>>42638306
That's one fuzzy looking mare

Ah it's nearing 3 am..better get on some breakfast.
I wonder if Dot wants a microwave pizza, some reheated hot dogs, or cereal..
No it cannot be goddamn Dewrito's and crushed up ramen with peanut butter this early..

>>42614480
I love it!
Cuppa is so adorable

>>42639908
What’s she gonna do with the filly?

>>42637495
Midnight oil

>>42637495
Babbling Brook, my beloved.

>>42640514
>>42640525
I love how all of these other phantom neets come out of the darkness when a drawfag starts taking requests. There's probably a dozen at this point, which is nice

>>42640611
'Tis criminal that Brooks isn't in the op...
https://ponepaste.org/10280

>>42640514
I WILL boop the bap and I CANNOT be stopped

>>42640646
Any art?

>>42640611
You know a NEET who I think deserves more love? Chimney Peep! I haven't seen her around in a hot minute, despite her showing up pretty early on with Dot/Goldie/Taku.
Also another thing i've been thinking about is a NEET chart with all the various NEETs that have had greens written about them/art drawn and such. It'd be a hell of a process considering all the threads you would need to trawl and the art that would need to be collected, though. And that's not even mentioning what would be considered a neetthread neetpone or just a neetpone someone decided to show once or twice without further elaboration.
Probably too much effort to really be doable but maybe the best way to go about it would to just crowd source it with a collage a la the snowpony thread and just have people add on NEETs they think would fit. I imagine you could fill quite a few spots by just jumpstarting it with OP neets and ones that get frequently mentioned in the thread.

>>42641388
check'd and one Brookie coming right up!

The fact that she still gets mentioned/talked about without me actually posting about her in the thread has been a lovely sight. Man I need to draw/write her more. She's an adorably ducky dork.

>>42637495
Home Sick could use some love

>>42640514
>>42640525
Awwww

Doomy beanie plush will be real...soon...

Doomy with a fat ass

Bring the Stacy

>>42641480
A lot of these NEETs are quantum ones.

They only exist if mentioned, and then cease to exist when ignored.

I finally got around to taking a picture of the ugly doomy pumpkin
>>42643191
Unfortunately ;-;

>>42637495
>nobody's mentioned Cuppa Noodle yet
For shame, anons

>>42643295
>ugly
What are you talking about? She's gourdgeous!

>>42643647
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

>>42643295
It's not that bad. Just fill in some of the mottled areas; thin out the contour lines towards the ends (like muzzle), and maybe add 1-2 more colors for the mane. Ears could be painted on going partly up/back. Truthfully I like the expression on it.

>>42641988
Visually distinct manestyles though.

>>42642811
Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon