Thread 42644027

How true is pic related? Are you guys all just coping incels, replacing your natural drive for women by lusting after cartoon horses?

>>42644027 (OP)
I was born misogynistic
I've hated women for as long as I can remember

>>42644027 (OP)
>How true is pic related?
Painfully true

>>42644027 (OP)
aside from a few zoomies popping their first boners to pony, that's pretty much correct
mlp is r9k: furrylite edition

>>42644027 (OP)
True for Millennials, Zoomers were unironically groomed from the start to lust after ponies like >>42644046 said.

>>42644027 (OP)
Where sus?

>>42644027 (OP)
Joke should have been Agriculture, with a bunch of hands coming from the top of the panel reaching for carrots or beets or whatever. Could also have them moving to rip nature out of the ground, or tear some cute ungulate apart.

>>42644027 (OP)
It's true, I've dated women and they're totally toxic, I wish I found mares before them

>>42644027 (OP)
Pony culture is the same as the left, but the wall he's climbing is a wall of twitter and discord drama screenshots.

>>42644027 (OP)
literally i am an incel from r9k joined December 2022
pony has made me both a happier and nicer person, surprisingly even towards women

>>42644096
Glad to hear anon, what made you decide to stray on to /mlp/?

>>42644096
>being nice to women
simp behavior

I'm volcel though

>>42644027 (OP)
i am a very capable volcel but hate woman and love cute mares

>>42644183
>Glimmer trying to artificially inseminate herself while Trixie tells her they don't need any foals

>>42644027 (OP)
I love ponies and would only be interested in a woman if they shared that love of ponies with me as something genuine on their part. So basically, I'm doomed to be alone forever since I can't talk to the girls at cons since I have crippling social anxiety.

>>42644213
Get to know them before the con.
I literally have 5 potential horsefucker girlfriends.

>>42644225
I have 1 "potential" horsefucker girlfriend (female), but what of it? She's not going to become an actual girlfriend.

>>42644225
How would I get to know them before the con? I don't meet them outside of the con somehow. Why not introduce me to one if you have so many to spare?

>>42644230
Not with that attitude, anon. Work at it. You own her, she's yours. Be assertive
>>42644233
You work at it. Don't isolate yourself. Genuinely. Not shitposting here.
Four are from >dicksword
One is from my actual job. I met her via my sister, I didn't even know she liked pony.

>>42644242
I've been on Discord servers for years but it's like the only friends I've ever made have been male. I don't even know where to look or how to go about it now. And work isn't even a viable option I'd be seen as a creep if I started talking to random women there.

>>42644242
Kill yourself.

>>42644027 (OP)
I got over my incel rage in the platonic sense when I was in 1st grade 26 years ago. Can't get defeated when your expectations are already nonexistent.

>>42644063
This. I have never known a genuinely nice woman. They don't even come anything CLOSE to the snowpity that mares have. It would be so easy too - just be a decent person, I don't even ask anything more. But they are so astoundingly obnoxious even THAT is too much to ask.

>>42644255
>>42644264
I was a genuine LOSER. I just pursued my interests and became a companion to the needy. They just happened to be 3DPD that loved pony.
I actually do not like having to choose. It is stressful and frustrating. What if I pick wrong?
Who will be the best mother of my children? Etc etc.

>>42644267
Oh boo hoo poor baby

>>42644096
>am incel
>am nice to women
Anon...

I do really hate women, but lately my hatred has started to spread to all of humanity. I just see shit around me every day nowadays, and seeing the braindead assholes that make up this fandom these days doesn't help either. I just wish for some global catastrophy that completely wipes out the human race. Humanity needs to be purged.

>>42644268
>

>>42644276
nta but those terms do not necessarily go together

It's the one remaining place where the political outrage slop industrial complex holds no influence and you're trying to change this

>>42644267
I don't have such luck where this sort of thing happens to me regardless of my involvement in the pony community, or as much as I try to be involved. My social anxiety is just so awful I've never "asked a girl out" or however that is supposed to work. At my age how am I not supposed to feel hopeless?

>>42644183
I thought you liked women, GollyFag
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42323187

>>42644331
Social anxiety is a skill to be trained through exercise and hard work, just like god intended. You realize this right? What's your excuse?

>>42644027 (OP)
>majority of thread is non aspies complaining about 3DPD

kekw total autism victory

>>42644027 (OP)
I don't care about women, I'm indifferent towards them. But there's a lot of hate against them on this board for some reason.

>>42644336
nope total foid death is necessary

>>42644350
Based

>>42644350
Don't you love your mom?

>>42644370
My mom is old, in her late 40s women now are insufferable almost as much as troons.

tiktard and instashit has melted the brain of younger foids.

>>42644378
My mom is almost 60 and I love her

>>42644393
I’m not saying I don’t love her, I do but just hate foids now as in the younger generation.

>>42644338
Nothing I try seems to make it any less. Talking to women is different from talking to dudes. Even with dudes I get uncomfortable in one-on-one conversations. What do you do when no amount of practice makes it any less awful?

>>42644027 (OP)
I love women, they are so beautiful and smart and interesting, but I guess I'm "volcel" because I stick with my waifu and don't wish for them sexually, I just value friendship. I was already on the way there before I got super into pony but this cemented it. I can't even go to a party without feeling like I'm being unfaithful to her and it rattles me to my core.
>>42644267
Those kindest and most tolerant to the usually-despised.

>>42644451
>I love women, they are so beautiful and smart and interesting
Really? What are the last 10 insightful things a woman has said to you?

>>42644027 (OP)
Wrong in my case, I've been volcel since before I ever knew of pony. Never wanted a girlfriend in high school, don't want a wife now, I'm happy just having friends and drooling over autistic obsessions.

What attracted me to pony was the copious amounts of both canonical and fan-expanded lore, and a fuckton of background characters that somehow have fairly consistent fanon personalities.

>>42644412
Well then clearly God didn't intend for you to talk to women? Why not stick to gentlemen?

>>42644051
>Zoomers were unironically groomed from the start to lust after ponies
I consider my marelust a consequence of going through puberty while the show was running.
One of my first faps back when I was 10 yo in 2012 were to mares. I didn't immediately start to fap to mares only but gradually I realized that mares are sexier and better in every way anyway. 3DPD porn is such shit in comparison to mare porn.
I wouldn't have a good relationship with a woman anyway because I'm addicted to mares way too much. Even if the modern dating scene wasn't a piece of shit.

>>42644514
>I consider my marelust a consequence of going through puberty while the show was running.
Russian millennials are obsessed with Gadget from Rescue Rangers for this reason
P.S. they translated her name as picrel, the translation team knew what they were doing

>>42644499
Best advice a woman ever gave me was "Stop trying to give advice to a woman, because most of the time they just want to be listened to." Once I learned this, it helped me abandon so many pointless conversations with women.

>>42644499
>Really? What are the last 10 insightful things a woman has said to you?
Lol, I have literally 0

>>42644499
1. Oh I just love your boots!
2. Silver Spoon is best pony
3. uohhh rich filly erotic!
4. A man has two choices in life. He can be a saint or he can be a grinch. Choose wisely.
5. My wings are is so pretty!
6. Did you want the meal or just the burger?
7.I know you're proud of it son, but can you please take down that classical portrait of you riding the little pony in your birthday suit next time grandma comes over to visit?
8. OP is a faggot
9. I do really hate women, but lately my hatred has started to spread to all of humanity. I just see shit around me every day nowadays, and seeing the braindead assholes that make up this fandom these days doesn't help either. I just wish for some global catastrophy that completely wipes out the human race. Humanity needs to be purged.
10. Really? What are the last 10 insightful things a woman has said to you??

>>42644514
MLP uniquely has a significant portion of 30-40 year old deranged gooners as well, so puberty can't be the only explanation.

>>42644499
I can't remember the last single insightful thing anyone said to me directly. I'm not in the habit of asking people for nuggets of wisdom like I'm the Nerevarine or some shit. Conversations are generative, or I read or hear things from third parties. Sometimes a way of being, or a disposition can be inspiring.

>>42644620
>Sometimes a way of being, or a disposition can be inspiring.
Most feminine thing I read today, and I instant messaged with an actual woman.
To be fair, most people are sheep by nature, so you can't expect them to drop wisdom nukes on you, but you made it sound like women in general aren't like that.

>>42644641
Reading this post, you can't be the peak of masculinity either.

>>42644512
Probably because I'm not gay. Faggot.

>>42644591
2 and 3 are shit that a woman would never say, because Silver Spoon is direct competition to their pussy privilege.

fuckin liar

>>42644665
>I can not communicate with women on a fundamental level and I will never be able to no matter what I try
>I'm not gay

>>42644594
Mares are cute and sexy, that's why.

>>42644678
Homosexuality is a product of childhood sexual abuse, not being too based to talk to biofrontholes

>>42644591
kek

>>42644680
Homosexuality is measured by your contact to the opposite sex

>>42644670
>He doesn't know about the permaloli spoonfag artist.

>>42644620
same

>>42644027 (OP)
>cartoon
lol
and no, if anything it was the opposite. pony was the second time in my life I interacted with women and thought of them as not fundamentally different. I thought a lot better of them as a whole afterwards, but mares are still superior

>>42644027 (OP)
What was the original? Seems hypocritical for Stonetoss to make fun of incels despite being one of their patron saints.

>>42644710
>Seems hypocritical for Stonetoss to make fun of incels despite being one of their patron saints.
That's not what hypocrisy means
>>42644685
>Homosexuality is measured by your contact to the opposite sex
Ditto

>>42644646
Damn, I can feel the butthurt oozing from this post.

>>42644370
NTA, but nope. My mom was the first example in my life proving that women are fundamentally pieces of shit and what set me on the road to TFD. Leaving your children to go fuck another man when one of them is still in literal diapers kind of does that to you.

>>42644734
Sorry that happened to you
My family is intact but I'm still fucked up

Goddamn, sorry dude
Not too sure how my family is honestly. they're all crazy

>>42644734
I'm not sorry it happened to you, it's your choice to be a bitch about it. My parents are fucking awesome.