Thread 42645060

Listen I love bat ponies
they’re too cute, I don’t hate them but I think we should throw baps into the stratosphere just because
1. There’s too many Baps I’m seeing, everywhere I go I see nothing but baps and also I’m seeing more frens converting to a bat pony.
2. One of those fuckers raided my fucking fridge for froot and left.
3. They’re too damn adorable and i think it’s funny hearing eeeeeee while they fly.

They can fly so being thrown to the stratosphere would just be really fun for them

>>42645433
Whore.

>>42645060 (OP)
>Throw baps into stratosphere
>Baps build high-tech floating cities in the stratosphere
>Now there are even more baps
>Now baps swoop down randomly and carry Anons off to their stratosphere cities.
>Also, now it is easy for them to transmit long range radio frequency "eeeeee!"s
Just substitutes one problem for another.

>10
>eeeeeee!

Bump

Remember to practice proper bat hygiene.

>>42645060 (OP)
Aren't they also Mare-ianberg virus carriers?

I STRONGLY AGREE!
Those bats are too damn sexy and everywhere i go i get a boner.
but theres a specific BAGGOT im too fond of and i need him GONE.
he will be the first victim of the stratosphere

>>42648361
Do bats use under-wing deodorant?

>>42649468
Their entire bodies emit pheromones, and no amount of deodorant could cut through it anyway. You might as well just give up, kid.

The baps are too much, if i even get my hooves on one of them theres gonna be some carnage

>>42651097
Baps would wreck you

Release the bats!

>>42650143
Well, point taken I guess. Can't fight against the power of bap pheromones.

An elegant bat.

>>42645462
Rude

I'm so proud of my batpony children even if a lot of them ended up becoming faggots after a thousand years

bat ponies are ugly and not canon

>>42657190
So’s your mom.

>>42657190
What the fuck are you talking about? They literally appear with Luna's return during season 2.

>>42656043
That's my doing I'm afraid. I am the one who used to make bat pony threads every October 1st and do my best to keep them alive all month. Over the years tho...I don't post as much on this site :/ (mostly because of all the nazis and pedos)

>>42659418
>Over the years tho...I don't post as much on this site :/ (mostly because of all the nazis and pedos)
Good riddance. Nobody misses your tranny kind here.

>>42659441
Uh-huh, sure. Pretend like it's a good thing all the creative soulful people have left the fandom in droves because of toxic little shitheads like you that no one wants to be around. Pretend your life is better, when everywhere you look you only have poisonous, hateful, empty-hearted fuckwits for company. Pretend you prefer it this way. You can pretend. You're not fooling anyone. Those of us who are actually worth a fuck have moved on. Entirely because no one wants to be around you because you're not the kind of people who are worth being around

>>42657548
Those were just actors

Yeah, that's right. Bat Pony Alicorn. What are you gonna do about it???

We should have a bat pony party/panel at the next marefair

>>42659418
The bats must eeee

No more bat pony shit.

>>42659532
Bap is ready for engineering work.

>>42645433
Sex

>>42655235
Where's her glass of wine then?

>>42670316
I drank it. I'm sorry.

>>42664590
>"Eeerecting an erection!"

>>42671374
Kek, I suppose that works too. Was thinking more along the lines that bap was going to use her superior knowledge of acoustical engineering to construct a phenomenal music hall or something.