Um excuse me, ponies wouldn't have the phrase >how's it hangin'
because their dicks are sheathed. Non-erect penile orientation is thus a non-issue and would never arise as a point of discussion.
What are the Wonderbolts supposed to be, even? They have military style training and culture, but they also job at every opportunity whenever they’re called into action. Are they an actual military asset or are they just flying Harlem Globetrotters?
>>42651889
They're originally supposed to be the Blue Angels, but then the writers of the show forgot that you're allowed to create new things and expand the world so they just decided 'well I guess the Wonderbolts fight too' even though that makes no sense.
>>42650610
White human cock specifically. >>42651889
They are elite flyers that do shows to look cool and awe-inspiring. But I like the idea that they were originally a military unit of the best flyers.
>>42650610
Black human cock specifically. >>42652134
whitey mad his small pecker gets laughed at while mares ride the Big Black Cock that Black human men have.
>>42650610
Black human cock specifically. >>42652134
whitey mad his small pecker gets laughed at while mares ride the Big Black Cock that Black human men have.
>>42652250
Surely the average stallion has a larger dick than any human and as such any pony who's interested in humans is doing it for reasons other than being interested in dick size.
>>42652254 >thinking that people spamming about "muh human cock" and other garbage have the basic education to understand anything including cocks which they love so much to spam on pony threads about "muh human cock"
>>42651889
They used to be used for war, but that was a long time ago. But they carry the tradition of doing shows. So if the current crew were called to war, they would job. All of their training is just for shows. The shows also got flashier and less functional over time, just to wow a crowd.
>>42676185
I think this post is the genesis of the "human on pony = blacked" schizo >>42610467
The timeline lines up with me making fun of him for being a TRANSformer >>42527853
>>42671800
No, he's right. Their flight suits match the Blue Angels color scheme. The blue angels are officially a 'flight demonstrations' squad, aka show flyers like the wonder bolts originally were
>>42675224
There are mares and there are mares. Fleety's personal thread should be as full of dick anticipation, unfettered thirst for free stuff and lowkey spinelessnes as her feral little soul. It's how she is. The only missing part is a quarrel about some obscure nuances of aerobatics, she'd love that.
>Wake up in bed >Next to you is your beautiful mare wife >She looks at you and tells you good morning >You notice she no longer has the speech impairment that made you fall for her in the first place
What would you do, anons?
