Thread 42662812

My name is Derpy Hooves
And I am here to say
I'm gonna bring you mail and then I will collect my pay
It doesn't matter now
If you are sad or poor
Cause collecting up your debts is just what Derpy's here to do
Cause I love to bring you mail, mail, mail
Yes I do
It fills my purse with money all the while
Yes it does
Even if it sends you to jail, jail, jail
Of this angry princess of mine

>>42662812 (OP)
We need a version of this for everypony.

>>42662922
Derpy is Everypony

>>42662812 (OP)
My name is Rarity
And I am here to say
I'm gonna make you cum every single day
It's doesn't matter now
If you are rich or poor
Cause sucking on your dicks is just what Rarity's here to do
Cause I am a huge, huge, whore
Yes I am
Please fill up my pussy all the while
Yes god please~
'Cause all I really need is dicks, dicks, dicks
From these regular clients of mine~

My name is Applejack
Apples apples apples
Apples apples apples apples apples apples
Apples apples apples,
Apples apples apples~
Apples apples apples apples apples apples apples apples~
Apples apples apples Apples~ apples~ apples~

My name is Pinkie Pie
Oh wait a minute...

>>42662812 (OP)
My name is Berry Punch
And I am here to say
I'm gonna make you drunk and chase those blues away!
It doesn't matter now
If you are feeling rough
Cause drowning all your sorrows is what Berry knows enough!
Cause I love to make you CHUG, chug, chug
Yes I do
It fills my liver with… uh… whatever's in this jug!
Yes it does
Cause all I really need's a HUG, hug, hug!
Please Faust I'm so lonely

My name is Celestia
And I am here to say
I'm gonna raise the Sun every single day
It's doesn't matter now
If you are good or bad
Cause jobbing to you all is what Celestia's here to do
Cause I love to fail and job, job,job
Yes I do
It filled my student with anxiety the while
Yes it does
Cause all I really do is job, job, job~
From these episode villains of mine

>>42662954
My name's the great Trixie
And I can undercut
I'll charge not one bit more, and you can put it in my butt ~