>>42667901 >>42667866 here, I'm not a mare and I'm pretty sure Twirapist isn't a mare because he wants to rape ponies, but those other two might be mares.
>>42667901
Hello fellow human men, we... uh... the mares are all peaceful and pure. They just want to invite... us... out to have sweet wholesome and consentual fun. Human men *do not* have to be careful around mares and definitely should drink everything offered to them without thinking about it.
>>42668203 >twilight sparkle posts on 4chan, intentionally doing a bad job pretending to be an anon and implying that ponies totally will rape any humans that make it to equestria >she then spends a few weeks working on the rest of her plan >turns on the new interdimensional transfer device she built in the library's basement >she brings in one human at a time and acts just a little bit off, just a little bit like she might be planning something naughty >she waits to see how they react >so far, every single one has been pretending to not want to get raped but very clearly is hoping it'll happen >so she gives them a potion to drink >"It's for making you comfortable here! Very... very comfortable." >she smirks >they all drink the potion >they all pass out >they all wake up back in their home >she groans and rests her head on her desk >"Why is every human so weird!? I just want a research partner that can teach me about Earth but they all want me to-... ugh!" >she'll try again tomorrow >probably
>>42667847 (OP) >>42668035 >>42668152 >>42668203
Mares love the big black cock that only black humans have. Whites have small peckers that get laughed at for being so microscopically small.
>"Buck... I just tried to rape Anon, pin him and have my way with him but he enjoyed it and moaned like a cheap slut. "YeS SoLlY, kEeP gOiNg, PlEaSe SoLlY, pLeAsE fUcK mE, SoLlY." He could've at least pretended to not like it but nooo, he constantly moaned and whimpered, showing me how much he loves it and then he made my pussy so full of his thick cum." >"Why hooman colts are so bucking easy and slutty? You try to rape them but they never hide their enjoyment of it."
>>42668292
My hips got broken today.
I was pretty bummed about it.
But I think the mare who did that was more happy to break my hips than I was sad about them being broken.
The total happiness in the world have increased.
So, whatever.
>"Oh nonono Twilight, he consented!" >... >"Oookay, you yourself said that consent is the number one most important thing! So let's not go getting all caught up into who mind controlled who into saying what, alright? It's irrelevant!"
Be honest bros, what mare would you NOT want to have sex with or want to have sex with the least to where it would be actual rape if she forced herself on you?
Oh no arrrgh you're certainly turning my fantasy on it's head oh nooo now I am are the one being implied rape(d)
I don't even want to go to Equestria now nooo etc
>>42667847 (OP) >They make the best fart cushions. No fur to muffle the sound of your bubbly gas, it'll always sound really wet and soupy when you rip flank on their skin.
>>42668954
Please sit down, Glimfarter. I know this news is distressing but the sooner you let go, the less this has to hurt. Please, the ponies care about you.
>>42669062
Than can be used to indicate something happening immediately after something else. Which is what I was doing, as I was implying you were dreaming and woke up in a hospital after huffing Glimmy's gas.
You'd know this, if you actually knew the English language.
>"a mare that have never farted".
Doesn't English very good, si?
Mare can't rape you by default. At worst in a form a kinky role-play, which they do more adorably than threatening - well, they think they're threatening, but you don't wanna play their fun.
>>42670677
Yes. Rape for them is being impolitely assertive and bold in romance. They wouldn't even understand If an Anon wanted to explain them for a cultural-exchange-ethimological reason. They would only try to be more bold and leading in the bedroom.
>>42670179
Fluttershy wouldn't say that. This is more in alley with moondancer. The tone, the percentages, everything scream moondancer except for the ponyville part.
>>42669080
"Than" is used to compare two things, you're thinking of "then". Glimmer will never fart either way, Equestria's flora and fauna have never been safer.
>>42673537
They're just silly and dont really understand what it means. Probably they all picked up the term from their humie anons who overuse it. To them it's just making human men all subby during sex.
>>42673681 >rape isn't actually a thing in Equestria >so mares think forcing themselves on their consenting human mates and pleasing themselves with them is rape, because they didn't ask them and he didn't say "yes" beforehand
Cute.
>>42667847 (OP) >mares one minute >"haha yeah raping human men is SO easy lol lmao." >mares 10 seconds flat later >"ugh raping human men is impossible"
