Thread 42677608

AJ is the perfect wife

Le "child-bearing hips" is a uniquely human thing, delivery for other species is much easier.

>>42677713
Tell that to princess luna

>>42677725
>"Sister!"
>"Thee had sworn an oath to never mention mine narrow pelvis in the presence of anypony!"

>>42677608 (OP)
She'll bake the bestest pies ever, just for you

>>42677608 (OP)
She's a very responsible pony, and she knows what's really important in life.

>>42677608 (OP)
>Applejack is a country gal
>Country gals are hot
>Therefore, Applejack is also hot
Hmm...I think you might be onto something here, Anon.

>>42678804
>Men are mortal
>Socrates is a man
>Therefore Socrates is mortal
Logic checks out, Applejack is definitely hot.

Bumping for appul

>>42681876
I wonder how AJ would react to ponies calling her mom.

>>42681876
Little does Apple Bloom realize that Applejack is actually her mom, and Big Mac is her dad.

>>42681876
Cute

>>42681876
Fucking adorable.

>>42683060
Sweet home Apple Acres
Where the apples are so red
Sweet home Apple Acres
Lord, I'm cummin' to AJ

>>42677725
The show was Solarist propaganda. Luna's butt was bigger than Celestia's, originally. It was the reason she was banished to the moon. After 1000 years of special excercises (and extra slices of cake) she finally had a bigger butt.

The show depicts her as having a small butt because it was made by her cultists, who would never depict her rival in such a flattering light.

>>42677608 (OP)
AB would make a better mother if you want a large family. She's younger and can start pumping out foals sooner.
AJ would only just want 2-3 to raise. And she's very goal oriented and head of the family business. She can't spare all of her time for family stuff.
AB would hate raising the first couple of foals, but then become addicted to it. Always needing her belly full with a new one on the way. I'm just picturing one of those black and white photos with a woman and her 30+ kids. That's AB.

>>42685221
Why the FUCK would I want more than 2 or 3 kids? Get real. The only reason AB is better is because she's cute and funny

>>42686234
Who the fuck is going to work the farm when AJ and Big Mac get old? They can't carry the team forever and 2-3 kids is not enough.

>>42686234
>Not wanting a huge family with Applejack
Are you a Rarafag?

Applejack is so damn breedable, it's insane!

>>42688354
She's made for carrying litters of foals.

>>42689784
>CBT

>>42677725
I don't get what they were thinking with her and candence. Faust is correct, their butt need to big to compensate their giant neck and head. Luna's body looks too proportionate and unbalanced.

>>42681876
I wonder if somepony can learn dark magic to call the spirits of Applejack's parents.