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Anonymous No.42679276 [Report] >>42679415 >>42688281 >>42688295 >>42690665 >>42690701 >>42692867 >>42693562
Does Sunburst smell bad
Anonymous No.42679415 [Report]
>>42679276 (OP)
No.
He smells horrid.
Look at that neet hair. Probably hasn't showered in over a month.
Anonymous No.42680910 [Report]
No
Anonymous No.42680928 [Report] >>42680941 >>42680958 >>42685387
No. He smells like >rape
Starlight raped him
Anonymous No.42680930 [Report]
He's been forcibly bathed by multiple princesses and Starlight, so no.
Anonymous No.42680941 [Report] >>42680946 >>42680968
>>42680928
why would she do this?
Anonymous No.42680946 [Report]
>>42680941
she enslaved an entire town of ponies out of lust for him
Anonymous No.42680958 [Report] >>42681009 >>42683233 >>42692768
>>42680928
She turns him into a colt and rapes him
Anonymous No.42680968 [Report] >>42682004 >>42685376 >>42685918
>>42680941
Unicorn mares are insane.
Anonymous No.42681009 [Report] >>42686551
>>42680958
UNF
Anonymous No.42682004 [Report] >>42682316
>>42680968
I agree. Still Starlight would never touch that ugly bastard ...
Anonymous No.42682316 [Report]
>>42682004
She is constantly touching him
Anonymous No.42683233 [Report] >>42685839
>>42680958
It's revenge for all the times Sunburst raped Starlight when they were foals. He used to use his magic to pull on filly Starlight's pigtails until she cried while he shoved his fiercely erect colt member into her.
Anonymous No.42683386 [Report] >>42684540
@grok
is this true?
grok No.42684540 [Report]
>>42683386
Yes.
Anonymous No.42685376 [Report]
>>42680968
>filename
UNFFF
Anonymous No.42685387 [Report]
>>42680928
>sunburst smelling like a dead corpse
grim
Anonymous No.42685839 [Report]
>>42683233
sunburst would never do that
he didnt know what sex was until starlight raped him. they go over this in the pregnant starlight episode
Anonymous No.42685918 [Report] >>42686508
>>42680968
>Luster Dawn's about twenty, the same age as the time skip (apparently)
>meaning as soon as Twilight left Starlight immediately jumped and milked his balls empty
>or could possibly even have been knocked up during the finale
Hmmm
Anonymous No.42686508 [Report]
>>42685918
They fucked before the finale. During the finale works too though, Bioware-style romance option before the final quest.
Anonymous No.42686551 [Report] >>42686584
>>42681009
Poor Sunburst, for years it's been >"one wrong move and you're going into the rape basement this night". Just making a small mistake and getting an upset glance from Starlight is enough to make him recoil in terror.
Anonymous No.42686584 [Report]
>>42686551
>Just making a small mistake and getting an upset glance from Starlight is enough to make him recoil in terror.
And then he jerks off to it later.
Anonymous No.42686841 [Report] >>42686850 >>42687082 >>42688239
Maybe it's just me but I don't feel the same kind of dread Flutterfags and Pinkiefags feel about shipping. I simply don't feel threatened by Sunburst at all. Maybe it's because of the 'literally me' 30 yr old wizard archetype, I can easily imagine myself in his place. I certainly would not be able to fit Discord or Weird Al's shoes. Sunburst also looks so easy to cuck, even more than Shining. So I still enjoy the ship even though Starlight is my waifu.
Anonymous No.42686850 [Report] >>42686889
>>42686841
>also looks so easy to cuck
Ticket to Equestria: Revoked.
Anonymous No.42686889 [Report]
>>42686850
Just pointing out how Sunburst/Shining don't have nearly the same fear factor and uphill battle as Discord/Cheese.
Anonymous No.42687082 [Report] >>42687098 >>42687161
>>42686841
I always found getting mad at ships to be weird. Isn't shipping for imagining funny and interesting scenarios between characters and not self-inserting?
Anonymous No.42687098 [Report] >>42687131 >>42687161
>>42687082
Yeah but Equestria is real Nonny. And you're gonna go there. So all this matters a lot, clearly.
Anonymous No.42687131 [Report]
>>42687098
>Equestria is real
ROFL
Anonymous No.42687161 [Report] >>42687172
>>42687082
That's ultimately how I feel, though I have the benefit of self-inserting as Sunburst.

>>42687098
If billions of people are allowed to believe in some boring god, I can believe in Equestria. I don't take it too seriously, it is really just fun to imagine and think about because ponies make me happy.
Anonymous No.42687172 [Report]
>>42687161
>it is really just fun to imagine and think about because ponies make me happy.
That's the spirit. I'm happy for you bud.
Anonymous No.42688239 [Report] >>42688250
>>42686841
Sunburst is a neet dropout with a controlling mother who fumbled that girl in middle school, just like anons here.
Anonymous No.42688250 [Report]
>>42688239
And then he got rewarded with a harem through no effort of his own, just like anons here.
Anonymous No.42688281 [Report]
>>42679276 (OP)
Probably a bit but not really atrociously so.
Anonymous No.42688295 [Report] >>42688413
>>42679276 (OP)
Yea, after a certain point he stopped caring to wash Starlight's mare juices off his dick.
Anonymous No.42688413 [Report]
>>42688295
What's the point, it's just going to get slick again in an hour she yells at one of the students.
Anonymous No.42690665 [Report] >>42690715
>>42679276 (OP)
He's Equestria's cleanest pony.
Anonymous No.42690701 [Report] >>42690715
>>42679276 (OP)
Probably the smelliest of any pony
Anonymous No.42690715 [Report]
>>42690665
>>42690701
The duality of mare.
Anonymous No.42690738 [Report]
He never bathes due to sensory issues but he figured out a spell that removes the smell so ponies assume he's clean.
Anonymous No.42692768 [Report]
>>42680958
GIWTWM
Anonymous No.42692820 [Report]
we are all smell on the inside.
Anonymous No.42692867 [Report]
>>42679276 (OP)
why is this pony doing the hitler hail? kek.
Anonymous No.42693562 [Report]
>>42679276 (OP)
Yes, he's a huge nerd.