Thread 42681830

Alright /mlp/ what are your LEAST favorite FiM songs? Songs you can't stand. Maybe it sounds dull, maybe the rhyming is painful, maybe it's too cheery for you.
I can't stand Spike's song about Changelings.

>>42681830 (OP)
Just about every song after season 3. Hearts Strong as Horses is pretty catchy. You'll Play Your Part is nice too but the rest are really forgettable compared to anything before season 4.

is it cheating to say the wonderbolts history rap?

>>42681903
We're forced to listen to it, so yeah, sure.

Find a Pet

>>42681830 (OP)
The smile song I cannot fucking stand it.

>>42682265
Based

>>42682265
cringe

>>42681830 (OP)
All of them.

>>42681830 (OP)
Hearts as Strong as Horses is always an immediate skip.

>>42681830 (OP)
ALL OF THE ONES SUNG BY WEIRD AL. I DON'T CARE IF THEY SOUND GOOD

>>42682269
More like the Frown Song because I frown whenever I hear it

Season 1-4, it’s gotta be Bats. I get irrationally angry that Twilight of all ponies would side with Applejack instead of Fluttershy. Through the entire series, it’s Flawless. That song is a hate letter to the fans.

>>42682593
Why would you be angry about that if Applejack was right all along? Fluttershy was talking out of her ass the entire time and the writing rewarded her for it.

>>42681830 (OP)
giggle at the ghosties

>>42681830 (OP)
Gotta be Flawless because from the first note I heard of it you can tell it was an eqg chopping block song that got repurposed and shoved into fim because they needed a song in their hitpiece episode to take off some of the edge and capture the large population of morons who turn off their brain and go "at least the music is good" even when the music is bad

>>42682643
Twilight wouldn't default to assuming either is right because they're both just saying what feels right to them rather than actually trying to research and understand the situation. The episode's just dumb.

>>42681830 (OP)
my favourite song is the one you hate the most
my least liked song is the one you love the most

Any and all songs from Seasons 8 and 9. Can't even remember any of them, don't need to, the fact that they didn't get stuck in my head proves how lame they are.

>>42681830 (OP)
I remember nearly giving up on Tempest's movie during its first song. You may be tempted to call it a nothingburger, but any burger has germs inside. Germs are seeds of life. It was death. It was sterile. It smelled like being left behind to die in outer space by people you never really trusted. I internally compared myself to a brave little rover seeking life on Mars as I hopelessly looked for a faintest trace of sense, soul, substance in it. Nothing. It came from this bone-clad beach in a black and white fever dream where tortured elevator music comes to die and gets reborn as monstrosities. And then it was over and the rest of the movie was alright.

>>42683474
"Swarm of the Century"
>My goddess will be here soon! Quick girls, help me eliminate this unknown pest that Fluttershy introduced!
Your "Bats!"
>Erm, stop thinking so emotionally, dumb farm pony. Fluttershy is dumb too, but might be right this time. Quick, use your apples to distract the bats while I go read books and analyze bat guano for a week.
This only makes Twilight worse by turning her into an unhelpful know-it-all, which would actually be a pretty funny way to write her out of the episode until the end.

>>42683955
It's in-character for her, that's all I'm saying. I get that you find it's offensive because Applejack's your waifu or whatever but it's still factually true that Applejack's working off vague anecdotes and Fluttershy's working off pulling things out of her ass.

>>42681830 (OP)
Spike singing the anthem. It was just too long to be cringe funny. It just became cringe cringe.

>>42683513
Based

>>42681830 (OP)
Rainbow (sia) :n:

>>42681830 (OP)
>>42682593
>>42683409
>Flawless
I couldn't agree more. Flawless is a mean-spirited song written for a mean-spirited episode. Fame and Misfortune surely is one of the biggest middle fingers Hasbro has ever given us. It's utterly disgusting.

>>42683983
All I said was it's not always in character for her to act that way, with a provided example, but hey I also agreed that it'd be funny for the nerd to nerd herself out of the story. Maybe even learn a funny subplot lesson about over thinking and the failings of inaction at the very end.
>vague anecdotes
Half her orchard was being devoured at a visible rate not even super fertile bat shit should be able to replace, and past pest outbreaks didn't benefit the orchard. I don't know if you hate Applejack or think she's dragging down your waifu or whatever, but everything she said was factually correct.

>>42681830 (OP)
A lot of songs from season 4 were insufferable to me.
You'll play your part is probably the worst from what I've listened to.
But if I have to give an award to my least favorite songs, it would actually be the cutie mark crusaders song from the show stoppers.
I do appreciate that they acknowledge a couple of the season 1 songs are absolutely terrible, but that still doesn't mean you still have to subject my ears to it even if you agree it's terrible.

>>42681830 (OP)
I'm On A Yacht
>b-but i said FIM
Don't care. It's just that bad

>>42684155
>>42682593
MLP is made for kids and mature adults who can casually enjoy a pony show. Not whiny manchildren who can't take a joke.

>>42682545
>>42682269
(You)

Most of them after season 3 either suck or are unimpressive. Ingram working on eqg soured the rest of his music, all but killing that orchestral showtune identity in favor of lame and gay disneypop. Good songs become the exception, while in S3 and prior, it was a rule.

>>42685308
Faggot you just posted megumeme pony your opinion is next door to dogshit

>>42685310
I'm right and you know it. I'm so right that you can't formulate an iota of an argument against my objectively correct statement and instead resort to flinging homosexual ad hominems about the selected image.

>>42682269
This but unironically. TLT version is way better.

>>42685312
If you’re so smart then tell the class how you’re going to escaped being raped by me, because you have prime ass for raping, faggot.

>>42685247
>kids show, stop having opinions
The oldest bait in the book. Go back.

When is Sunsets Backstage Pass? I didn't miss it did I? I don't see it in the queue

>>42685231
>I'm On A Yacht
Word of advice, not smart to assume someone is going to disagree with you, you'll just look like a dumbass. When I say FiM I meant anything related to it, even spin-offs.

>>42685744
Well, if EqG is also considered then definitely Get the Show on the Road; just complete trash.

>>42685308
>Piggy Dance
>Hop Skip and a Jump
>BBBFF
>The Failure Song
>Morning in Ponyville
>A True True Friend
Forgettable trash.
>Intro theme song
>Winter Wrap Up
>Love is In Bloom
Disneypop bangers.

>>42681830 (OP)
Intro song

>>42681830 (OP)
From A Hearth's Warming Tale, Luna's Future is very popular but it's by far the worst song of the episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_n8ev_Ve8

>>42687197
Only if you watch like 7 episodes back to back, otherwise it's kino.

>>42685965
Mostly agree though even if you hate the episode A True True Friend is hardly forgettable and quite well-sung.

>>42689958
Maybe the notes just aren't hitting right for me. The song is very well sung but the chorus is so repetitive and annoying, and it being part of a rushed plot fix makes you want to forget it. What My Cutiemark Is Telling Me is better in that regard, and I'll bet most people remember Celestia's song the most out of MMC anyway.