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Anonymous No.42684173 [Report] >>42684238 >>42684256 >>42684299 >>42684367 >>42684387 >>42684488 >>42684586 >>42684597 >>42684748 >>42684762 >>42685653 >>42685670 >>42685732 >>42686904 >>42688702 >>42688716
Every man deserves two mare wives
Anonymous No.42684238 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
>t. shitskin
Anonymous No.42684256 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
Sure, I'll take yours then. You won't need them since you're not a man but a teenage boy with your infantile fetishes.
Anonymous No.42684299 [Report] >>42684415 >>42684425
>>42684173 (OP)
>t. Aryan
Anonymous No.42684367 [Report] >>42684573 >>42684608 >>42684635 >>42684757
>>42684173 (OP)
Fillies are half a mare, so that's 4 fillies per fillyfag.
Anonymous No.42684387 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
>infidelity
Nice bait, faggot.
Anonymous No.42684415 [Report]
>>42684299
>t. shitskin
Anonymous No.42684425 [Report]
>>42684299
>t. Aryan
Anonymous No.42684461 [Report]
>Shitskins calling themselves Aryan
Anonymous No.42684467 [Report]
>Aryans calling themselves Aryan
Twirapist No.42684488 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
Twily for love, Rarity for rape.
Anonymous No.42684573 [Report]
>>42684367
based
Anonymous No.42684586 [Report] >>42684595 >>42684635 >>42684815
>>42684173 (OP)
>>>/trash/
Anonymous No.42684595 [Report]
>>42684586
That's not an EqG thread.
Anonymous No.42684597 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
>The herdie (thirdie herder) also like human ass on his ponies
No surprise there.
Anonymous No.42684608 [Report] >>42684635
>>42684367
Based
Anonymous No.42684635 [Report] >>42684638
>>42684367
>>42684608
see >>42684586
Anonymous No.42684638 [Report] >>42684647 >>42684694
>>42684635
im trans btw
Anonymous No.42684647 [Report]
>>42684638
Didn't ask, tranny.
Anonymous No.42684694 [Report]
>>42684638
Oh, good. That means we don't have to tell you to kill yourself, you'll just do that anyway.
Anonymous No.42684748 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
2 is definitely optimal.
>Celestia and Luna
>Lyra and Bonbon
>Rarity and Sweetie
Lots of package deals out there.
Anonymous No.42684757 [Report] >>42686883
>>42684367
But what happens when the fillies grow up? Do you have to decide which two you're gonna keep? And if not, what kind of idiot would go for grown mares to start with?
Anonymous No.42684762 [Report] >>42684770
>>42684173 (OP)
Three is optimal.
>this message brought to you by /rgre/
Anonymous No.42684770 [Report] >>42684788
>>42684762
>>>/trash/
Anonymous No.42684788 [Report]
>>42684770
im trans btw
Anonymous No.42684815 [Report]
>>42684586
You don't like mares? Are you some kind of queer?
Anonymous No.42685653 [Report] >>42685870
>>42684173 (OP)
No, no, you're thinking of two knives
Anonymous No.42685670 [Report] >>42688606
>>42684173 (OP)
you can't love two ponies
Anonymous No.42685732 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
Those mares are too big.
Anonymous No.42685870 [Report] >>42686883
>>42685653
wtf is a mare knife?
Anonymous No.42686883 [Report] >>42687005 >>42688642
>>42684757
Only if you didn't marry them all by that point.
>>42685870
I think it's either
a.) A ceremonial dagger all mares receive on their cuteceanera, once used for self protection, but now they're glorified wedding cake cutters.
b.) Part of Pinkamena's kitchen set, which also includes her colt cleaver, filly fork, and stallion spoon.
or
c.) what I call my dick when I'm about to split them pony cheeks in two.
Anonymous No.42686904 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
explain why
Anonymous No.42687005 [Report] >>42688865
>>42686883
From flowergirls to sex in the showergirls, AMIRITE?
Anonymous No.42688606 [Report]
>>42685670
I love many ponies. retard.
Anonymous No.42688642 [Report] >>42689178
>>42686883
Bzzt! A mare knife is a knife shaped like a mare which would be really bad at its intended job but would be kinda cute. Probably best as a wedding cake cutter, like you suggested.
Anonymous No.42688702 [Report] >>42689178
>>42684173 (OP)
Sunset is my waifu.
Twilight is my wifE (different thing).
Trixie is my lover.
Cozy Glow is my daughterwife.
Starlight is our pet.

Simple as, but people insist I am betraying my waifu somehow.
Anonymous No.42688716 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
Posting from Saddle Arabia
Anonymous No.42688731 [Report]
It's not a stupid thread, it's some sense. Ponies are very social creatures! They are like ferrets and other shit you cannot keep by itself or die. So you buy mares in pair always or three so you all be in an even number in case of polls.
Anonymous No.42688865 [Report]
>>42687005
Anonymous No.42689178 [Report]
>>42688642
>t. ja0822ck
>>42688702
Your choice in daughterwife is doing some hefty lifting to make up for your twili-clone fetish. Trixie is cool though, in a girl failure sort of way.
>pet poochie
kek, but with a herd of nothing but power hungry horses, I think you'll end up being the pet.
Anonymous No.42689417 [Report]
Two wives, one for each hand
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