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Anonymous 10/17/2025, 6:50:21 AM No.42684173 [Report] >>42684238 >>42684256 >>42684299 >>42684367 >>42684387 >>42684488 >>42684586 >>42684597 >>42684748 >>42684762 >>42685653 >>42685670 >>42685732 >>42686904 >>42688702 >>42688716
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Every man deserves two mare wives
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 7:03:51 AM No.42684238 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
>t. shitskin
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 7:08:35 AM No.42684256 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
Sure, I'll take yours then. You won't need them since you're not a man but a teenage boy with your infantile fetishes.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 7:23:52 AM No.42684299 [Report] >>42684415 >>42684425
>>42684173 (OP)
>t. Aryan
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 7:49:59 AM No.42684367 [Report] >>42684573 >>42684608 >>42684635 >>42684757
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>>42684173 (OP)
Fillies are half a mare, so that's 4 fillies per fillyfag.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 7:58:37 AM No.42684387 [Report]
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>>42684173 (OP)
>infidelity
Nice bait, faggot.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 8:19:55 AM No.42684415 [Report]
>>42684299
>t. shitskin
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 8:24:43 AM No.42684425 [Report]
>>42684299
>t. Aryan
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 8:40:07 AM No.42684461 [Report]
>Shitskins calling themselves Aryan
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 8:43:11 AM No.42684467 [Report]
>Aryans calling themselves Aryan
Twirapist 10/17/2025, 8:52:43 AM No.42684488 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
Twily for love, Rarity for rape.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 9:25:55 AM No.42684573 [Report]
>>42684367
based
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 9:29:11 AM No.42684586 [Report] >>42684595 >>42684635 >>42684815
>>42684173 (OP)
>>>/trash/
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 9:32:19 AM No.42684595 [Report]
>>42684586
That's not an EqG thread.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 9:33:34 AM No.42684597 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
>The herdie (thirdie herder) also like human ass on his ponies
No surprise there.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 9:39:14 AM No.42684608 [Report] >>42684635
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>>42684367
Based
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 9:50:47 AM No.42684635 [Report] >>42684638
>>42684367
>>42684608
see >>42684586
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 9:54:11 AM No.42684638 [Report] >>42684647 >>42684694
>>42684635
im trans btw
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 10:00:05 AM No.42684647 [Report]
>>42684638
Didn't ask, tranny.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 10:17:36 AM No.42684694 [Report]
>>42684638
Oh, good. That means we don't have to tell you to kill yourself, you'll just do that anyway.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 10:49:44 AM No.42684748 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
2 is definitely optimal.
>Celestia and Luna
>Lyra and Bonbon
>Rarity and Sweetie
Lots of package deals out there.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 10:53:24 AM No.42684757 [Report] >>42686883
>>42684367
But what happens when the fillies grow up? Do you have to decide which two you're gonna keep? And if not, what kind of idiot would go for grown mares to start with?
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 10:55:38 AM No.42684762 [Report] >>42684770
>>42684173 (OP)
Three is optimal.
>this message brought to you by /rgre/
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 11:04:53 AM No.42684770 [Report] >>42684788
>>42684762
>>>/trash/
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 11:18:36 AM No.42684788 [Report]
>>42684770
im trans btw
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 11:40:22 AM No.42684815 [Report]
>>42684586
You don't like mares? Are you some kind of queer?
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 6:23:28 PM No.42685653 [Report] >>42685870
>>42684173 (OP)
No, no, you're thinking of two knives
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 6:28:18 PM No.42685670 [Report] >>42688606
>>42684173 (OP)
you can't love two ponies
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 6:50:41 PM No.42685732 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
Those mares are too big.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 7:37:20 PM No.42685870 [Report] >>42686883
>>42685653
wtf is a mare knife?
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 11:38:44 PM No.42686883 [Report] >>42687005 >>42688642
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>>42684757
Only if you didn't marry them all by that point.
>>42685870
I think it's either
a.) A ceremonial dagger all mares receive on their cuteceanera, once used for self protection, but now they're glorified wedding cake cutters.
b.) Part of Pinkamena's kitchen set, which also includes her colt cleaver, filly fork, and stallion spoon.
or
c.) what I call my dick when I'm about to split them pony cheeks in two.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 11:43:56 PM No.42686904 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
explain why
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 12:07:16 AM No.42687005 [Report] >>42688865
>>42686883
From flowergirls to sex in the showergirls, AMIRITE?
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 5:52:10 AM No.42688606 [Report]
>>42685670
I love many ponies. retard.
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 5:57:44 AM No.42688642 [Report] >>42689178
>>42686883
Bzzt! A mare knife is a knife shaped like a mare which would be really bad at its intended job but would be kinda cute. Probably best as a wedding cake cutter, like you suggested.
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 6:10:28 AM No.42688702 [Report] >>42689178
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>>42684173 (OP)
Sunset is my waifu.
Twilight is my wifE (different thing).
Trixie is my lover.
Cozy Glow is my daughterwife.
Starlight is our pet.

Simple as, but people insist I am betraying my waifu somehow.
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 6:12:34 AM No.42688716 [Report]
>>42684173 (OP)
Posting from Saddle Arabia
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 6:15:21 AM No.42688731 [Report]
It's not a stupid thread, it's some sense. Ponies are very social creatures! They are like ferrets and other shit you cannot keep by itself or die. So you buy mares in pair always or three so you all be in an even number in case of polls.
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 6:46:43 AM No.42688865 [Report]
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>>42687005
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 8:05:21 AM No.42689178 [Report]
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>>42688642
>t. ja0822ck
>>42688702
Your choice in daughterwife is doing some hefty lifting to make up for your twili-clone fetish. Trixie is cool though, in a girl failure sort of way.
>pet poochie
kek, but with a herd of nothing but power hungry horses, I think you'll end up being the pet.
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 9:06:51 AM No.42689417 [Report]
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Two wives, one for each hand
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