Thread 42692545

If you go to Equestria how big would you like the ponies to be?

>>42692545 (OP)
I'm going to be a stallion there, so this really doesn't matter, but I'd say 2 is best.

>>42692545 (OP)
amogus size
who is the impostor among us

>>42692545 (OP)
3.5

>>42692545 (OP)
3 as the average
2 for the pie sisters
simple as

4.10, just a little shorter than what that chart shows as canon.

>>42692545 (OP)
4.5

Its funny that the canon proportions are the same exact height as a normal sized doggo. I always thought they were more like 3 rather than 4

>>42692545 (OP)
4. As Celestia intended. However, 1 or larger is appealing too.

>>42692545 (OP)
1 or 2 would be really funny and have some good potential, but I think I'd go with something in between 2 and 3.

I'm 6.2 ft tall so I personally would want the ponies to personally around 1 or bigger

>>42692545 (OP)
4. It's small enough for them to be picked up and carried if I'm reasonably in shape.

I gotta take door number 3, Monty

>>42692545 (OP)
The average is 2-3, but my wife is 1 and most ponies secretly fear her. Also there are giant monsters everywhere and I defeat them with my trusty lance and wits.

>>42694302
Who are you supposed to be sir Lancelot

>>42692545 (OP)
4. Looks perfectable plapplable too.

>>42694302
You would have your wife ride off to her death. Steeds are to be expendable.

>>42692545 (OP)
4 is the best one, but I prefer 4.5

>>42692560
>I'm going to be a stallion there
Same.

>but I'd say 2 is best
That's shit, they are little ponies.

>>42695325
In this proportion, mommy's rump is at the same height as my cock and can hold my wife perfectly. But I'll be a stallion there too so it doesn't make any difference.

>>42695267
No, no horseback riding is implied. I would run real fast.

>>42695419
The lance made me think of it.

>>42692545 (OP)
Hoers would be pretty funny. That's a fanfic idea. Anon gets transported to Equestria, finds out everypony is actually everyhorse. No gentlely pick up ponies for Anon. Instead Pinkie nearly kills him with a hug. Then Anon throws his backout when he tries to help RainbowDash up after a crash.

>>42692566
can't bellieve I raffed at this

>>42692545 (OP)
4, 4 is cute and perfect size for upsies, hugs and long not too cumbersome piggy back rides.

>>42692545 (OP)
I prefer somewhere between 3 and 4 like a real life miniature horse or a bigger kind of dog. Plus, if I accomodated a pony, it'd be easier if they are not huge.

>>42693193
But I can see the charm of a big mare. Unf.

>>42692545 (OP)
Put me down for one of each

>>42697651
>They arrive in a stack

>>42692545 (OP)
I am going to approach this from the perspective of lying in the same bed.
Size 3 would probably be the most comfortable to sleep with.

Hoers might probably turn over in their sleep and crush me. Same for Size 5 but in reverse.

>>42692545 (OP)
The ponies should be between dick sucking height and jrhnbr, hence 4 is the correct choice. It allows for the average pony to be dick level, while the princesses fill the jrhnbr role.

It depends on whether you want a submissive pony or a dominant pony.

>>42692545 (OP)
hm i would say big enough so i can fit neatly inside applejack's ponut

>>42692545 (OP)
3 is best. 5 and 6 wayyy too smol. 1 looks like could crush me easily.

>>42692545 (OP)
The bigger the better

>>42692560
>I'm going to be a stallion there
FINALLY an anon with common sense

4 is ideal because head size should be roughly the same as me
t. tried it in VR and the hueg heads are subtly offputting

>>42692545 (OP)
3 or 4

>>42692545 (OP)
>called my LITTLE pony
>"hurr bigger better"
4.5+ obviously

>>42692545 (OP)
>called my little PONY
>"hurr smaller better"
2- obviously

>>42692545 (OP)
4.
Reasons:
1) It's canon.
2) If you go too large, you're at higher likelihood of injury since they all have a much larger body mass than you. (3 seems like it would not violate this rule, but consider how large many stallions are, and that this chart only shows a mare...)
3) If you go too small, that would make it incredibly difficult to live in their world.

>>42705875
4.5

>3) If you go too small, that would make it incredibly difficult to live in their world.
Anonstallion.

>>42705893
>Anonstallion
At that point, does the discussion even matter? They can be rats or elephants, and all remains the same

>>42692545 (OP)
This size, while Celestia should'be around 3 from your pic

>>42693193
This fantasy is an understandable reaction to being taller than 99% of women. But you were made taller than women because you're meant to be a leader, not a follower.
Rise above, choose maledom.

>>42692560
>I'm going to be a stallion there
>No finger to pinch mares squishy cheeks
Idiot

>>42692560
Isnt that sorta crazy big? Celestia would be a giant.

>>42692545 (OP)
3.5? hard to get a proportion sense when they're on all 4's. I'd want their torso to be about human sized. I'm tall so I guess that's closer to 3.
2 would be cool too though. Definitely no smaller than 4 absolute.

>>42692560
2 is not a pony anymore, that's a horse.

>>42692545 (OP)
>and that's a problem
>

>>42706369
replies to >>42706351

>>42706351
Out of 10

>>42701754
Man look at those bellbottoms
>Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, i'm a mare's man, no time to talk

>>42692560
>not wanting to give amres ear scritches
Gay

>>42706694
>what is using the hoof to scratch ears
also unicorn magic son, you could use a spell to give mares all around the world ear scritches while you're sitting in your home levitating some food right into your gob while gaming using magic. Unicorns OP, pegatards and >earth ponies lost

>>42706696
I would still prefer to go as a human because I like being biped.
Besides on my (cool and awesome) equestria I can be a human while still being able to use magic

>>42692545 (OP)
I want normal ponies to be Same Height and the Alicorns to be Hoers.

>>42706705
>while still being able to use magic
copium
you will be magicless

>>42706751
>you will be magicless
Don't care. Applejack would accept me regardless of if I have magic or not.
On that note, god I miss the magicless general. Some good greens came from those threads.

>>42692545 (OP)
Mares 2, stallions 3. And im a stallion, baby

>>42692545 (OP)
4 looks the best to me. They're supposed to be little, not human sized.

Whatever this size is

>>42692545 (OP)
If we look at the in-universe proportions of other animals, it should really be halfway between 4 and 5

>>42692545 (OP)
Big enough to lay down on their tongue

>>42693193
I need to impregnate that big mare…

This is how I imagine an average sized Anon would look with regular mares and Celestia. Don't mind them being naked, hornless and half-earless, those things fuck up the measurement.

>>42710490
This!

>>42692545 (OP)
Just big enough to not get permanently damaged by dick

>>42710490
Is Celestia's head really that much smaller than the average pony's? I guess I never noticed.

>>42709222
Wouldn't you be more likely to survive as a small anon?

>>42692545 (OP)
4

>>42692579
This guy gets it.

>>42692545 (OP)
I'm some tourist fag who watched the entire show and posts on other boards, but have never bothered posting here or engaging in the MLP fanbase. From my perspective as someone completely removed from the fandom, I've always thought of them as 3-4, or I guess a 3.5...? Celestia would be a 2.5.
Time to never post here again.

>>42710563
Yes

>>42692545 (OP)
3 or 4
cute amre + mind breaking sex for both of us

It's shrimple.
The pony head must be human sized. If it's bigger then G4 ponies just look fucking WRONG.

>>42711413
I mean human head sized, not human entirety sized.

>>42710490
>5'8"
Shant be me

>>42710490
>mfw only 4' 26"
why live