Thread 42694569

I want a mare to kidnap me, rape me and force me to put a filly in her womb. Then we'll become a cute family in Ponyville.

>>42694569 (OP)
That's much better. Thank you.

If it was Rainbowshine, I'd just try to get a date with her. Take her to the Gala. Romance her. Tell her constantly how pretty she is. Propose marriage like a proper man. Even if we're genetically incompatible, we can always adopt. I'd make her the happiest mare in Equestria.

Glimmer would do that

>>42694597
Even if you're incompatible, you could probably pull some shenanigans with the eqg mirror to become a pony and impregnate her

>>42694647
>eqg

>>42694569 (OP)
>Don't mind the restraints honey buns, I didn't want to have to do this in public.
>The tea will wear off fully in a few minutes, I just wanted you awake for this next part~

>>42694569 (OP)
She's about 4ft tall and female, she can't do that.

>>42694815
She also flies and can walk on the clouds.

>>42694647
Asking Zecora to whip up a potion would work too.

>>42694906
>Divorce Rainbowshine
>She grows even more obsessed with you
>Stalkershine
>Tfw now you have to get a restraining order too

>>42694569 (OP)
That's much worse, abandon thread.

>>42694906
Man someone put a lot of effort into this image.

>>42694797
>tfw got essentially trapped in the sky

wtf