Thread 42705927

Nightmare Night Edition!

Do you have any nice treats for fillies or are you only dealing out tricks?

Previous Thread: >>42618122

>>42705927 (OP)
First for seasonal scary fillies
Also post more scary fillies

>>42706022
Sadly my seasonal fillies are adorable.

>>42706022
MalachiMoet's Creepybloom is an absolute cutie

>>42706041
Oh wait, they're goring this pumpkin, that's kinda scary!

>>42705927 (OP)
putting razor blades in their apples

>>42706070
Actual photo of this anon.

>>42706022
I love this creepy filly. Got introduced to ponies through those old HTF MLP creepypasta animations back in 2012.

remember to wash filly

>>42706133
She doesn't look at me like that when I clean her because I make it into a silly game and she giggles the whole time. You're clearly doing something wrong.

>>42705927 (OP)
I would give them LOTS of treats.
>>42706083
the strips of bald homer hair are... creative.
>>42706133
no matter how much I wipe her down with the towel afterwards, she's still wet! i just don't know what to do

>>42706057
Wow, slow fillies! On day 12 and they still have not carved out the pumpkin!

>>42706281
They're perfectionists, clearly.

>>42706041
Scary fillies can also be adorable!
>>42706054
This guy gets it

>>42706442
Cute

Bad filly, stay where you are

>>42706860
She loves being angry.

>>42707214
Big Mac's smart.

>>42706090
>>42706860
Post Golly in winter clothes.

There seems to be a tragic lack of Nightmare Night-related Spoon art

>>42707330
Little bit goofy looking but it counts.

Fillies who dress up as characters from other franchises

>>42708043
(She literally thinks they're apples.)

>>42708055
I don't know, she probably already knows what they are. In a mostly nudist society I doubt explaining that sort of thing is a big deal. Though I'd imagine pointing and staring is considered rude, but being a filly she probably doesn't have a firm grasp social norms just yet.

>>42708131
True, realistically ponies talk about that stuff pretty early because they see it all the time.

>>42708150
I imagine puberty could be pretty awkward for colts though.

>>42708182
It's awkward for everypony, I'm pretty sure. Imagine being a filly and involuntarily winking for the first time, odds are somepony's gonna see it because everypony's tails are up all the time.

>>42706439
Honey, I bought six apples
>She continues sobbing loudly until you buy another one

>>42708198
You're gonna put those apples in your bag, or the filly will not silly.

>>42707892
paintingpony!

Noi's here to save the day! Or at least save the thread.

>>42708858
on a scale of 1 to 6, how much does Noi enjoy sitting in laps?

>>42708878
I dunno, I've never asked her!

Imagine if this was your filly and her filly friend…

Pat that filly.

Honestly quite incredible

>>42709386
Rad.

Help! Help! They’re on a sugar high!!

Well... at least they're having fun, right?

>>42709687
what the ass

>>42709353
Gollyta headpats

>>42709909
That would fix her.

>>42709687
>Scootybooty starting to realize how fucked up it is her friends make her do daredevil shit

>>42710082
It's okay, sometimes they do them all together!

Sleep tight, filly.

SPOONY!

>>42710317
Love me some tight fillies

>>42710520
Oh my gooooooosh!

>>42710827
Gotta make sure they're good and warm, it's getting colder this time of year!

>>42710942
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR

Filly kisses

>>42711585
She's ready!

>>42712027
Holy fuck she must be so cozy.

>>42708858
this noi saved my day

>>42712129
"This is mah hole! It was made fer me!"

>>42712141
Yay!

Now that's a proper tea party.

>>42712547
ponies playing with plushies is way way cute

>>42712658
It really is! It's a great way for ponies to have fun together.

>>42712664
(if you're poor, there are substitutes)

>>42712693
It's okay, Rainbow Dash has enough of an ego to get a custom plush made for her.

>>42712701
>"And food, right Mommy?"
>"Haha, you gotta keep your figure light if you wanna fly, Squirt!"

>>42712867
I think you enjoy Scootabuse a little too much, Nonny.

Fillies should kiss

>>42712889
that's not scootabuse! I hate that stuff
I was going for 'clingy, needy Scoot and airhead Dash'
later on Scootaloo would eat all of Dash's creatine and Dash would realize oh shit, the kid is actually underfed. lemme show you how to carb up for athleticals.

>>42712970
I think pony should lick pony

Wow, what an impressive filly!

>>42713240
if it has to do with sweetness and/or bells, this filly will blow you away.

>>42712547
I love this so much they're so cute!

>>42712970
me.
But also each other.

>>42712970
Why is Silver Belle so good? Is it just aesthetic? A consequence of Diamond Bloom being a thing?

>>42713240
>>42713276
THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
ONE SWEETIE
ONE BELLE..

>>42710827
>>42712970
Fillies in socks!

Fillies in undies!!

Fillies in nothing!!!

>>42713437
she is 0 yers old

Fillies in space!

>>42713460
anyone got the greentext of scootaloo going to space and returning to the g5 timeline to find rainbow dash’s final message

>>42713454
holy shit, dock AND frogs? this is the cutest filly.

>>42713460
>Maybe I'll find parents in space!
>>42713462
I still don't think I really got that

>>42713462
It never got written, just a summary.

>>42713454
this filly looks fat

>>42713518
reminds me of that futurama episode with fry's brother

>>42713518
oh right. it relies on the idea that the g4 universe became g5 after some time and the loss of magic
that is a stretch, right?

>>42713417
Need more socksual fillies

>>42713735
i want to see fillies being de-socked

>>42713735
This is the kinda stuff fillies get up to.

>>42713955
imagine sitting in a bathroom stall, deciding to write something mean about a slutty friend of yours, then you see this li'l appul smiling at you and you decide to be nicer to your slutty friend because her dad probably didn't love her.

>>42708040
Cozy Glow what are you wearing!? You're not leaving the house until you at least close those pants.

>>42713346
>Why is Silver Belle so good?
She's white, and thus the most beautiful of the CMC trio.

>>42713749
The CUTEST pairing

>>42714159
Judging by the size of her, I'd say she's already left a lot more than just the house

bump to kill anni thread
..

>>42714159
>scolding the giant filly
>scolding the giant, evil filly
Goodbye Anon

>>42713607
Good, more filly to cuddle.

>>42713346
I think aesthetic is a fairly big part of it, their colors go together well. Diamond Bloom is also really good, and a big filly pile with all four of them sounds perfect. Scoots can watch I guess.

I hope they get some good treats.

>>42716692
Why doesn’t Apple Bloom’s costume have a pointed hood?

>>42716950
Duh, she is not a unicorn..

>>42716957
I know who is!

>>42716994
She's so smart. She DOES have a horn!

>>42717043
She learned it in school just last week!

>>42717043
But if you close your eyes..

ngl I miss Squeaky Belle even though I saw the episode about Rarity needing to cope with Sweebs growing up

>>42717103
Rarity is just like us fr.

>>42717103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQvAcHSkmRQ

>>42717103
It's okay to miss things. You're only human.

>>42717126
This is why she's the best (aside from Silver Spoon)

Sometimes I worry the only reason I want a filly daughter is because I want to raise and rear the perfect mare since everyone else has done mostly a manure-like job.

>>42717207
You think that mares are terrible?

>>42717211
I’m actually talking about women but I’m trying to stay on topic.

>>42717233
Well, Nonny, those feelings might be better discussed in /jdb/.

>>42717207
that's a valid reason. My main motivation for reproducing has always been trying to drown out the morons with one or two good kids
The adopted one is probably all I'll get, but she's a good egg.

>>42717244
But I don’t wanna cuddle a child, I want to hold a loaf of filly…

>>42717261
you can do both! they are both soft and need headpats.

>>42717261
Fair enough! In general adoring ponies is associated with being disillusioned by reality so I don't think you're alone in that feeling, but I doubt that's the only or even the main reason why you feel the way you do.

every year
thousands of little fillies go without hugs or head pats
for just 19 bits each month
you can help give these fillies the attention they need
call now and we will send you a “feeling filly” t-shirt which you can wear to proudly show how you’ve made a difference in the lives of fillies everywhere

>>42717349
I'm doing my part!

>>42717349
excuse me I think there's a misprint on my t-shirt, it says 'feeling up filly'

>>42717522
Close enough.

>>42717586
mine says 'fondling filly'
you need to talk to your printer immediately and give him a brohoof

>>42717607
>plot twist: the printer is Apple Bloom and she's hoping people take the hint and start fiddling fillies more.

>>42706083
idk why I made this

>>42717665
LOL

>>42717665
Because you're based.

>>42717665
LOL x2

>>42717665
Upon squinting, I can confirm that that is indeed Rainbow Dash. Cum inside away.

Such a good costume!

>>42717522
Fill the filly

>>42717298
That's a good-butt longsocks... luv

Wow, scary.

darling creatura

>>42718914
Literally all she needed was a hug from a big, strong stallion…

>>42718914
ToT

Rowdy fillies.

I wish thread IDs were a thing so I could know how many people actively post in this thread. I suspect it's less than 10.

You stumble upon a ziglet filly, what do?

>>42719950
i do miss having the IP count.

>>42720312
tickle her tummy and feed her watermelon and tell her she's a good zebra and her stripes are pretty

>>42720312
I feel like brushing a zebra's mane would be super satisfying.

>>42720573
they're bristly!
yknow if we'd gotten our animals in a different order, i'm sure we'd think of horses and zebras as being 'in the donkey family' instead of donkeys and zebras being in the horse family.

>>42719950
anni stream showed there were a lot of based fillychads, so I'd assume that maybe 30 people post here at least once a week

>>42720805
if only we had 30 fillies running through here once a week
i'd be like a crocodile ready to give headpats

I'm honestly shocked nobody's gotten to posting this already, it's so cute. Bath Bloomy does deserve a rubber ducky.

>>42721305
Mega cute.

>>42719950
It does feel awful slow a lot of the time, but there's still some good activity. Lots of good art, at the very least, and I've been trying to add some fun with greenposting like on the last thread.

>>42721406
I really appreciate your greens! Stuff like that makes a big big difference, I should do my part too but I've mostly stuck to just collecting and posting as much new filly art as possible.

>>42720312
>ape

>>42721305
pretty bloom!!!

>>42722085
Izuchi does really good fillies, it's a shame he only rarely does them.

>thread spam
Can't we all just get along?..

>>42722324
Oopsie, I accidentally didn't bump. Another image to fit the mood.

>>42722324
thread spam where?

>>42722436
Looks like it's all gone now, thankfully.

>>42722328
I want to console this filly

>>42722511
You should!

>>42722511
I want to adopt Wind Sprint and try to give her a better life away from her foal molesting mom and stepdad.

>have an absolute dogshit night at work
>see scoots
>find the willpower to keep going
love you, boo

>>42723261
Proud of you bud!

>>42722671
What's going to happen to Wind Sprint once she's older, say, a teenager, for instance? Will Quibble get tired of her because she's too old, or will he still desire to molest the older version of the little filly he banged when she was smaller?

>>42723246
Okay but why doesn't Sweetie Belle wear a costume?

>>42723608
God why is she so cute

>>42723434
She'll have met me and instead of being around Quibble we will hang out and be besties who do urbex and watch retarded shit on youtube and play video game togethre

>>42722671
are they hurting her or making her feel good?
>>42723261
awww. nice job with the working, man. that's something i can't do. But I want to be helpful and supportive and without money, that is hard.

>>42723608
lil gumdrop pone

>>42724501
who's this little spanish peanut?

>>42724518
someone's fillysona apparently

>>42724533
Very lovely

>>42724533
cute!

>>42723927
Because she's the best!

>>42724501
Oh my goodness, she's cute.

>>42723261
What about her gives you strength?

>>42724983
behold

>>42725236
dyaww lil filly.

>>42724094
That would definitely be a better life for her than being touched inappropriately by Quibble. Nobody deserves that fate, not foals or grown ponies.
>>42724371
Would it really matter? What Quibble is doing to poor Wind Sprint is abuse, and in the little filly's defense, she is smart enough to realize that it is abuse, which is why she's always trying to get away from Quibble.

Wind Sprint deserves a pony that understands her special needs…

>>42725273
bollocks. nice touch is nice, touch that hurts is bad. I think you need to leave.

>>42725432
I didn't say nice touch was bad. Hugs and the like are wonderful. Touch like Quibble touching Wind Sprint in her no-no regions isn't nice because that is hurting her. Quibble could be nice and just give Wind Sprint hugs, but he would instead prefer touching her in an inappropriate manner.

>>42725656
what a horrible thing to call genitals. those are yes-maybe-sometimes regions!
stop using teacher words.

>>42725662
Well, it's just--
Hang on. Quibble, is this you?

I don't fetishize child molestation, so even though I think Wind Sprint is cute, I hate when she gets posted because I know what's coming.

>>42725676
well I am quibbling over words, but I am not a pants kinda guy

>>42725662
Yeah, but with Quibble, those regions always remain in the no-no category.

I would like to touch this filly
Inappropriate touch is preferred

Quibble brings Wind Sprint with him to anime conventions dressed in the maid outfit shown in this pic and uses her to promote his doujin which he's working with Hasbro on making into G6, Boku no Wind Sprint. After the convention is over, he then allows some of the con goers to have their way with her back in their hotel room.

>>42725714
don't deny quibble the right to give his daughter the best tickles.
>>42725771
that's a contrrradiction!
>>42725797
okay that was cute til the last part. they can't have their entire way with her! They should just get kisses.

>>42725817
Oh, Quibble definitely tickles Wind Sprint...right inside her fillyhood.

>>42725829
'o' they have THAT kind of relationship?
i would think only on the outside.

>>42725851
Oh, no. Quibble is always tickling the inside of Wind Sprint's fillyhood. It doesn't matter if it's with his hooves or his tiny pecker, Quibble always wants to be inside Wind Sprint, even if she doesn't want him inside.

>>42725694
I'm not fetishizing Wind Sprint being molested. This is no laughing matter. I think it's horrible what Quibble does to this poor little filly, and I think everybody needs to be made aware of this, so one day, we can save Wind Sprint and get her placed into a loving home with a stepfather who won't sexually abuse her.

>>42725406
>Rainbow Dash's lustful expression
>Wind Sprint's look of fear
Oh, no...No, no, no, no....I thought Dashie was a good mare. I didn't realize she was a filly fiddler, too!

>>42673547
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/15084078/#15085453

Pet fillies

>>42713437
fillies with flanks in undies

>>42726967
Pure sex

>>42726909
Bed fillies

>>42726967
I bet these fillies jiggle when they move

>>42717097
always wear protection

I think she knows what you are.

>>42727546
how did she know that I'm someone who gives out full sized candy bars?

>>42727553
She's heard rumors of fillies with tummy aches.

>>42727560
I cannot be help accountable for how fillies use the candy I give them.

>>42727612
Kind of a naughty filly...

>>42727612
I know this is the filly thread but Berry looks really cute getting excited about caramel apples in the background.

>>42727546
In communist Equestria, the adults go to the fillies' homes to give them treats.

>>42727599
>help
i'm retarded bros...

>>42727623
Nothing wrong with appreciating a pony being joyful and adorable!
>>42727625
I suspect that's kinda common in Ponyville, if you make a little too much food you just go around and give it to your neighbors.
>>42727636
It's okay, we all are.

>>42727648
that's how it works in this world too!
my neighbor used to bring me smoked meats. I gave him some red lobster cheddar bay biscuits.

>>42727769
Aw, that's really nice.

>>42727546
Lotta land on Sweet Apple Acres to bury a body, best keep that in mind.

>>42728182
Luckily I'm only ever good to fillies so Applejack has my back. Probably.

>>42728194
every filly loves me and runs up to me for nuzzles

>>42728182
All I'm hearing is that there's a lotta secret filly smooching spots on Sweet Apple Acres.

>>42728315
>Apple Bloom surreptitiously sneaks you a map of those spots

>>42728320
>the map's impossible to read because it's made by apple bloom
>she winks at you as she walks away

>>42728347
>and then she turns to you and closes one eye

>>42728419
ayy

drew some scoots today please enjoy.

>>42728688
Adorable! You do the irises in a really interesting way, it's cool to see how different people interpret ponies.

>>42728347
>>42728419
Double kek.

>>42728688
daaamn that's a good scootydrawing. I like her mane.. it's perky and just hair-detail-y- enough, and the back helps but it still looks like a real mane and not just hair.

What a considerate filly

>>42728833
Have I been shrunk or is this how she plays with her dolls?

>>42728885
Your soul's been bound to one of her toys. This is your life now, sorry bud.

>>42728699
nice dubs checked, thanks! my tag is artist:scandianon on your booru of choice if you're interested and didn't already know.
>>42728739
also thanks! its nice to hear the complement on the mane cause I experimented with the details.

>>42728906
Wasn't that a "bad" ending in Fate/stay night?

Now that's a costume.

>>42728688
too cute, needs some smooching

>>42728688
Nice Scoots! Very smoochable.

>>42729262
hnngg scrunched up snoot.

>>42729387
Everyone loves a snoot scrunch.

>>42728885
Neither. She's gigantic.

>>42729343
>>42729357
based smoochers

>>42729913
I would smooch a scootypuff.

>>42730125
She'd probably smooch you too!

>>42730137
do you think she ever went through a period where she was embarrassed to be into stallions?

>>42706860
She's going to space-ace-ace-ace.

>>42706860
*slaps on a big sticker saying "DO NOT OPEN TIL X-MAS"*

Spoooooky.

Do you know any fillies who are well-behaved enough to be taken to a Michelin-rated fancy restaurant and not embarrass you in public? Are is your filly more of a “collect all the toys from McPone’s” kinda youngster?

>>42730691
I feel like Silver Spoon could definitely handle an upscale dining experience with grace, she cues off the ponies around her so she'll be as fancy as you are.

I'm not sure this is what Halloween's supposed to be like.

page 10 savior

>>42730828
>>42731538
How am I supposed to believe such a kind, sweet filly is just a little devil?

>>42731600
>pointing out someone loves fillies in the filly loving thread
you ain't very bright are ya

>>42731612
It's someone from the sharty pretending to be someone from kiwi so that someone else from the sharty will chase him across the board.
The entire thing is BEYOND retarded.

>>42731649
I've read the guy's kiwi thread that they're trying to emulate and there's not even anything remotely cow-related aside from him being a bit of a schizo. They should just get a life.

>>42731649
/qa/ and it's consequences have been a disaster for anyone with a working brain.

>>42731668
It's monday don't you have school?

Secure the filly
Train the filly
Arm the filly
Pet the filly
Be the filly

>>42731713
Fillies are at risk of molesting unsuspecting human males. Please be careful when walking in the streets

>>42728688
Really cute artwork; really like the eyes the dock looks weird though

>>42728688
very cute anon. good job.

>>42730691
>>42730695
Seconding, Silver Spoon is best pick for this.

>>42731713
>Be the filly
YWNBAP

>>42730691
personally I don't like those kinda fancy-toity places either. I'd rather go to olive garden with all of the fillies and get them endless pasta bowls and watch them giggle with sauce all over their faces.

>>42732420
YWNBAW

>>42730828
Of course it is
your pumpkin patch was the most sincere, so the Great Pumpkin has arrived with a gift.
>>42731649
Uh... pretty sure the sharty is from kiwi farms.. I barely know this shit and even I know that.

>>42731666
i still don't understand what /qa/ has to do with it.. we need that to complain about moderation

>>42732420
>>42732583
Hey, hey. You will never have a good thread if you start fights with eachother. Let's all just appreciate the fillies.

>>42732588
>>42732592
For reference, when /qa/ got shut because it had become a giant mess, the people using it made the sharty. I'd rather post fillies than worry about any of that though.

>>42732596
touch filly

>>42732603
I getcha, it's a good thing to do.

>>42732601
fascinating. i have to imagine they deny this? there's no way they'd admit to being from 4chan

>>42732611
I don't think so, I think they just consider their purging proof that 4chan is a lame website that must be destroyed. Plus it's been five years since that happened so a lot of the people on there weren't there for the purging.

>>42732623
that's not the usual ultraleftist cancel culture modus operandi though. hm. they might be something new.
well, they'll get theirs.

>>42733028
There's been a pretty consistent profile for this kind of person since the 2000s: teenagers who want to feel like they're important so they join in on attacking whoever their community doesn't like. There's no politics to it, though some will claim otherwise. 4chan raided tumblr because teenagers decided tumblr was the enemy, sharty's raiding 4chan because teenagers decided 4chan is the enemy.

>>42733088
uh excuse me, 4chan attacks people who light cats on fire and literal terrorists trying to overthrow society. If you don't think tumblr was the enemy, I'm just really curious how you didn't notice them ruining everything you like.

>>42733096
I'm not particularly interested in trying to discuss the history of politics on the internet and how it does (and doesn't) intersect with callout culture, raids and witchhunts, I've had that conversation several times before in the past decade and it's usually long and tiring. I'm just gonna go back to posting about fillies.

>>42733123
fair, as long as later on, you align with my way of seeing things. I'll be patient and not check up on it, so Ima just say that's how it goes later.

this picture makes me real, REAL hungry for sherbet, and i DO NOT HAVE sherbet. ooooh or, remember those trix yogurts?

>>42733156
>fair, as long as later on, you align with my way of seeing things
I definitely won't, I'm sorry to say. I can say from our previous arguments about schooling and politics that our worldviews are very different, but thankfully we don't have to agree on everything because we agree that fillies are wonderful.
That image makes me sorta want those multi-color icepops that come in plastic tubes, I might see if I can get some tomorrow.

>>42733088
>there's no politics to it
There was no war in Ba Sing Neigh.

>>42733355
Puriteens and sharteens both engage in the same behavior despite being on opposite sides of the political spectrum. They may believe they're doing it for political reasons but they're not, they really just want to belong to an ingroup and they feel like they're a part of an ingroup when they're attacking an outgroup. Anyways, if we continue this discussion this is going to happen to my computer, please don't keep trying to argue in the filly thread.

>>42733178
jesus, you really waste a lot of time thinking about me. I don't remember you at all.

ooooh freezy pops? those suckers are good. I can't really handle em anymore after my teeth got damaged but good, but if I let em melt partway they're still okay. The best kind come in a plastic netting sack and have like, multiple shades of greens and yellows and a white (i think that one's pina colada)

>>42733437
What? they are on the same side of the political spectrum.
God, no wonder you're so confused. Though in fairness lots of people are now. Nobody seems to understand what false flagging is

Cute filly sack

>>42733739
>jesus, you really waste a lot of time thinking about me. I don't remember you at all.
There's like five people in this thread, we're all going to know eachother eventually. You're the guy who talks about raising fillies with discipline and also giving them the good touch, I'm the guy who calls people naughty. It is what it is.

>>42733774
You wouldn't put a filly in storage, would you?

>>42733787
oh jeez, you're THAT asshole?
I'm uncomfortable with how many correct things you're saying in between that. stupid shades of gray.
ANYWAY
>>42733774
dawwwwwww that's a keeper. Bloomy would totally do cute things like this.

>>42733815
>oh jeez, you're THAT asshole?
Hey you're free to hate me if you wanna, I'm just gonna post fillies and I'm sure that's what you're gonna do too.

>>42733827
that is a cute fuckin filly
here is another filly

>>42733839
How does she end up in situations like these? It's re-dang-diculous, I'm tellin' you.

>>42733944
fluffybloom with soft pink frogs.... that's a hnnng from me.

>>42733944
Precious.

>>42733973
She can be a real silly filly.

>>42733839
That there is a smoochable belly.

>>42734104
>ywn roll over a filly and smooch her soft belly

>>42733437
Don't act like I'm the one wanting to argue when I only made a joke post disagreeing. I remember tumblrpon 2013, I didn't ask for your explanations in the dead thread I lurk for filly pics.

>>42733839
fulla milk

>>42734299
apple bloom probably drinks a hella lot of moo juice

>>42734336
It's probably a little awkward having small talk with the cows while you milk them, but on the other hand you know they're not stressed at all so the milk is probably amazing. I'd love to make some quality ice cream in Equestria.

>>42734340
>Sugarcube, it's not polite to just suck the tit like that. That's for the babies.
>Well how the hay else are we s'posed to do it?
>Huh.. how DO we do it?

>>42734435
They put the bucket underneath and then they have a really soft claw grabber to squeeze and tug with.

>>42734440
which they operate.. with their mouths

>>42734466
Yeah! Or maybe their hooves I dunno.

>>42734477
okay hear me out
it kinda makes more sense for them to have primitive milking machines. They'd just stomp on pumps to suck the milk.

>>42734538
Yeah maybe! We do see Apple Bloom use hoof-operated bellows in Somepony to Watch Over Me so they've figured out the value of pumping air.

Not the usual kinda filly to post in here but hey.

Bump, bump, sugarlump rump!

>>42735009
I may think these fillies are very rude but they are very cute too.

>>42734831
>Why doesn't Snowdrop like Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
She can't see why kids love the taste of it.
>They say carrots are good for your eyes
Well, they sure aren't working for Snowdrop.
>How does Snowdrop fly?
She has one wing in the air and the other on the ground.
>Why wasn't Snowdrop allowed into Heaven?
She couldn't see the bright light.
>Someone should tell Snowdrop to try LSD
It'll make her see things.

OH MY GOODNESS YOU ALL LEFT THE FILLIES UNSUPERVISED OH NO

>>42736056
It'll be fiiiine. What's the worst that could happen?

SWEETIE BELLE IN HER SWEETIE BOT PRIME FOUND THE NUCLEAR ARSENAL

>>42736034
What is she seeing?

Rich fillies who break expensive toys for fun

>>42736145
A friend! I'd like to think so anyways.

She's learning so well!

>>42736322
Silver Spoon would never! She was raised to behave better than that. Diamond might, though.

>>42737133
The description attached to the image says that DT's family rents the toy shop so that she can do that for fun. So it's not outright vandalism, just destructive behavior.

>>42734831
Aw hey it's Snowblind.
>>42736786
tiny Dashie!!!

Concerning...

>>42736279
wah! who touched the filly?

>>42738046
>What's the matter, Sugarcube? Ah thought you liked them pokeymans
>They ain't even tryin' anymore!

>>42738116
I don't care for the design as a whole but the idea's kinda cute.

>>42734831
>Why would Snowdrop have no issue with being molested?
She'll never see it coming.
>What did Snowdrop's boyfriend send her for Hearts and Hooves Day?
Dots of love.
>When someone who can see walks in a snowstorm, it's called a whiteout.
When Snowdrop walks in a snowstorm, it's called another day for her.
>What does Snowdrop see when she gets mad?
Black.

>>42738236
aw it'd be cute if she Rudolphed everyone through a storm

>>42739078
what's her poison?

what are you still doing up…?

>>42739287
that is one fuckin happy frog
and I'm only awake for 45 more minutes. I'm holding myself to that lately.

Fillychads, the fillies need your help.
>>42738507
https://forms.gle/6JrUngQvHtCJafZw8

>>42739391
Sorry, I don’t know the answer to any of the security questions because I only care about fillies and not whatever dogshit randos on the internet created 10 years ago.

>>42739391
I'm already giving N Y X all my energy, look how far she made
Too bad Gollyta fell off so quickly

>>42739391
>lauren faust vs floor bored
my god.. how can I choose?

>>42739405
i just put my honest answers that i didn't know, and it let me in.

>>42739456
You’re allowed to fill out the form regardless of the answers you out into the security questions, but putting in “I don’t know” means your form is tossed out when being tallied.

>>42739405
>>42739456
Just use the https://desuarchive.org/mlp/ the answers to these questions are very easy to find.

>>42705927 (OP)
Post Golly themed wallpapers.

you land in Equestria with the Filly-nator in hand. It turns anypony you zap into a filly, but in exchange you have to adopt them. how do you proceed

>>42740104
i fucking forgot to attach the image omg

>>42739405
See >>42739014

>>42740108
Turn it on myself immediately. The adopting part might be confusing, but I'm sure I could find somepony who'd take me in. Then I can live a happy life growing up in Equestria.

>>42740104
>>42740108

>>42740104
I'd zap Cozy Glow with it and then stop her from trying to take over the world, obviously. It's the right thing to do! Unless it doesn't work on fillies, then I dunno.

>>42740108
If I zap every pony in Equestria does that make me the new ruler since they will all be my adopted children?

>>42741045
yes

>>42741036
isn't she a filly already - I'd say it won't work - but you can turn stallions and colts into fillies. so for example. shoot shining with it - you get gleaming shield filly

>>42741045
here is the strat - zap filthy rich with it then become her legal guardian and take all the bits to start and fund an orphanage.

>>42739410
Yeah I also thought Cozy Glow was way more popular, but well, she jobbed against the Nasapone.. We live in a Golly Chamber.

>>42739518
nah
>>42740104
Granny Smith, obviously. She'd love to be able to grow up again

>>42739391
I don't see the point.

>>42741064
>shoot Rumble
Huh. Nothing happened.

>>42741565
>Granny Smith
Such a sweet choice. Just imagining it almost brings a tear to my eye unless she's tired, then it might be a curse

>>42740108
Rarity, she needs to be filly again, nothing cuter than her playing in the mud.

No Noi November is about to begin...

>>42742024
WHAT? I can't go a whole month without Noi!

>>42741764
shit, you don't think it rejuvenates your energy levels too?
>>42741773
Yesss!!! re-raising Rarity as a tomboy!! letting Sweetie be the BIG sister this time!!!!

>>42742043
Smh Noi addicts are all the same, as if there aren't plenty of other fillies to appreciate in the meantime

>>42743022
I want to lick Noi
i bet she tastes like buttered popcorn

>>42743022
I'd never want to give up any filly for a whole month, that's just too sad!

I only celebrate Nutting in Noi November

I think I'm autistic, these fillies and ponies keep activating my neurons, I FUCKING HATE FURSHIT AND CUBSHIT

>>42743778
Well that's because ponies are cute.

>>42743778
why? what's to hate?

>>42743778
Until you start rubbing it off to like, 300 different ponies in the same pose and outfit that you commissioned, or fuckin... ponies that are also trains, I think you can rule out autism

>>42744079
>I think you can rule out autism
Anon, if someone's on 4chan they absolutely should not rule out autism.

>>42744085
sigh
the thing we have is not autism. it existed before anyone knew what autism was outside of Rain Man. the new 'spectrum' bullshit is trying to tie us (good) with this new thing (bad) to hide it

>>42744193
>>42744085
is it pure unbridled love for mares and fillies alike that causes normie seethe because of
>muh zoo pedos
Is it?

>>42744264
i'm not sure exactly what you're asking, but basically anything pure and natural is attacked right now.
You notice, for example, that of all the sexual freedoms they want, they ree about incest, even in fiction. Easily the least forbidden sexual thing, since we all know our ancestors did it, and even animals tend to. They only promote what's unnatural.
Just hug your fillies tight, it's gonna be a rocky fuckin road.

Did you know that it's Halloween soon? Very exciting!

>>42744333
i'm goin candy shoppin tomorrow. hopin to get me some o that nerds candy corn again.

>>42744393
Heck yeah, hope you get some! I'm simple so I just got Twix, Kit Kats and Milky Ways. Might grab a little something the day after too.

>>42744402
nice. i find all the chocolate-adjacent candies have just dropped too far in quality and shot up too far in price. Fruit candies aren't there YET but they are trying.
>Captcha: VAAG
ooh, candy vag. another thing i'd like to eat.

>>42744423
Does Swibbles count as candyvag or are we talking Cadance only?

>>42744461
All fillies have candy vag!
man I wish I could find this old comic where Celestia is mixing up a drink with like every sweet thing imaginable, including gum, then blends it all up, then you see the container was someone's vag (I think Luna's) and she drinks it out of there.

>>42743022
I'd rather die than give up NOI

>>42744523
i want to touch her soft cheeks

>>42744523
Guess we gotta Noipost while we can, just to be safe!

>>42744523
>that subtle tail raise
wtf Noi

>>42744542
I want to dry off Noi!!

>>42744550
Just ask for permission first!

>>42744567
you gotta ask before drying? I feel like that's a time for a stallion to kinda just take charge, yknow.
like when you invite someone in out of the rain and help them out of their clothes, it's automatic. you only make people awkward if you ask permission for shit you're supposed to do. If you're really that confident that it's okay, go for it.

>>42744575
Don't gotta ask-ask, you silly filly. Just hold the towel up and if she tilts her head in so you can ruffle her mane, that's permission!

>>42744592
ah that, yes of course!
she looks so cute in her dash fan outfit..

>>42744595
She does! I wonder if she ever goes up with Cherry Berry and imagines she's flying too.

That's all the Noi I've got for now!

Imagine avoiding Noi for a whole month just because Neighddit brainrotists told you so

>>42744721
It's such a shame that I'm too big to ride Noi.

>>42744725
where the fuck is Umaraka when you need her?


man combining Ochako with horses reminds me of how in Xanth, the winged centaurs all had magic to make things light by flicking them with their tails, so something that bulky could fly..

>>42744725
she can ride you

>>42744767
True.

>>42744721
Too much noi desensitizes your soul. You need to look at imperfect fillies every so often to keep your standards reasonable

>>42744905
There are imperfect fillies? I've yet to see one.

Fillybros... Why couldn't we get further in Miss /mlp/?
>>42744908
Here's an imperfect filly (you are yet to make her hoofs perfectly clean)

Why is it bad to want to fuck cute things?
Normie friends always complain about “muh pedo” when you say you like fillies, it’s over…

>>42745665
People aren't used to the idea of liking things in fiction without liking things in reality. It is what it is! I'm lucky to have friends who get it but I'm sorry if you don't.

>>42745665
There's no issue with loving cute things! But for normies wanting to fuck a sapient nonhuman creature is already "literally beastiality", so adding on that they're fillies just makes them shut down completely. It's always disappointing to see how they can't see fiction as just that, fiction

>>42744772
this filler is so tiny. who is she?
>>42745665
It's bad to want to fuck non-cute things.
normies have been corrupted by sick feminists who openly call for total human extinction. secondarily, the later people have kids, the more they'll be mentally challenged and reliant on the government, ensuring their perpetual rule.
One look at Andrea Dworkin's face should tell you the whole story (don't look while eating)

>>42747401
I bet some kid in school called her Rainbow Douche and she roundhouse kicked his jaw so hard it spun around like Daffy Duck's bill.

>>42747838
>thread about fictional characters
>decide to rant about how actual pedophilia is both natural and necessary whenever possible

>>42747877
denying the truth doesn't lead anywhere. we're wired to like small and cute things. females are small and cute, men are large and robust. the kooks want to erase those lines.

>>42747912
you're wired to post in /jdb/ where you belong

>>42747920
it counts for horses, cats, whatever. all positive feelings are connected.
the only reason these weirdjobs are so up in arms is that they've been pushing the 'what you feel is what you are' so hard, which means nobody is in control. when in reality, everyone is. Every person is constantly not-doing about 50 things they would like to do.

>>42747952
be absolutely honest: do you have a collection of the real stuff? because i bet you do

>>42747961
real... like, physical? you mean art? like the thing everyone has always had, that was published in magazines maybe 40 years ago?

i mean no, but I prefer most everything image-or-text-related to be digital, so
like look here, here is a digital filly. The only real stuff I have of a filly is three buildabear pony plushes

>>42747979
no i mean digital photography of real human beings, the thing you're saying is natural and normal and demonized by evil people

>>42747985
oh
uhhh, very little. nudist sites make really good drawing reference material. But anything that could be construed as cheese pizza, I got rid of years ago. Too risky.
When I go to prison (and I will), it'll be for shit they planted.

>>42747998
so you're admitting you got rid of it purely because you're worried about the consequences, not because you have any moral qualms with pizza

>>42748010
of course not. we've all seen it, nothing bad happened. used to be everywhere.
We've all seen footage of murders, too. that's a bit worse, innit. they show us all the horrors of war in school so we'll grow up to be commies. joke's on them, it just made me hate school.

>>42748015
how young was your collection? did you have a line where it became gross to you or were you collecting everything regardless of age

>>42748015
>they show us all the horrors of war in school so we'll grow up to be commies.
the real horror of war is the retarded chain of command where you can't "speak back" and will get court marshalled if you dare suggest a general/higher up is being incompetent/retarded/etc.
Oh, and hazing culture is really bad in the US.

>>42748029
it's only gross when they're unhappy. I've heard DESCRIPTIONS of a lot of things I wouldn't wanna see, but I've never seen any of that in the wild. only just happy people, laying around, maybe playing with their developing bits, or other innocent intimacy.

>>42745665
>why do my friends call me pedo when I get off to ficitional underaged ponies?
>go get off in the fictional human loli thread you real pedo.
I believe this may partially help answer your question.

>>42748040
Oh yeah, don't get me started on that. I am 100% a flag-waver but I don't understand why we let our military treat our soldiers worse than our enemies. They actually enforce sharia law on them while they're stationed in countries whose legitimate government has denounced that, and asked us to weed out their sharia terrorists. baffling

we should prombambly talk more about fillies. which filly would do the best in the military? I feel like it's not Rainbow Dash, because of her ADD.

>>42748044
you're saying you've never once seen pizza where you felt the children involved weren't having fun? so presumably you went very young with your collection?
>>42748053
i don't think the average fillyfag is a pedophile. i think the person who describes having a pizza collection that he only deleted due to fear of consequences is a pedophile

>>42748083
well, if they're prepubescent, it's not sexy, just cute. so I didn't save any of those, just 'aww' and move on. and, increasingly, over time, that was ALL there was, so meh. Kinda lost interest.
Old like, european pageant videos on the other hand, or little home movies of adolescents, yknow. All very lovely, nobody being coerced or anything getting.. yknow INSERTED. none of that nonsense. Just the kind of thing a doctor or friend at a slumber party might get to see. Might be innocent sexual play, but clearly of the "i have no idea what sex is" type.

>>42748100
>he saw photography of children being molested and said 'aw that's cute'

>>42748118
reading comprehension, anon. unless you think having a camera pointed at you is molestation. Which, maybe you do! Dworkin sure thought so, and she was talking about mainstream porn (which yes, at the time did include teenagers)

but really that same caveat goes for any porn. if everyone seems miserable, it's awful. when it's obviously a real life couple making movies in different scenarios, it's hot

>>42748126
you stated in >>42747998 that you still have stuff that's purely nudist photography, but you deleted the stuff that might be construed as cheese pizza. so, by definition, if you considered it to be in that latter category you felt it wasn't just nudist photography.

>>42748140
Oh I didn't define that properly, I thought you were familiar with the kinds of demarcations they make on nudist stuff
if you spend time LINGERING on the genitals, if someone's touching themselves even idly, mindlessly, that tends to set off their radar. If someone is clearly, even playfully, exhibiting their bodies, doing a 'sexy' dance, that kinda stuff. I mean I had maybe three of those. It was not a huge loss.

>>42748151
i'm not a pedophile so have no need to know what is and isn't considered acceptable photography or filming of nude children
so what you're saying is the examples you saw were people focusing on prepubescent children's genitalia or those prepubescent children playing with their genitalia and your respond was 'aww' but you didn't find it hot so you didn't save it? do i have that correct?

>>42748162
anon I think I'm picking up some vibes from you I don't like, and I'm going to politely ask you to leave.

>>42748168
i'm getting you to incriminate yourself, you're not supposed to like it

>42748170
yeahhhhh, so here's the thing
people who say things like you're saying, almost always turn out to have people chained up in their basements..
kiwi farms is just three doors down, you can't miss it. Go ruin someone's life over watching a theatrical movie from the 70s.

>>42748181
>guy who enjoys looking at child porn (actual child porn) thinks that someone who doesn't like him doing that is evil
i hope you get the help you need, and i really hope you weren't posting on a proxy lmao
i hope this was on your home ip address

...I must say I have been photographed naked as a child. But I don't care cause no one will know who I was. I just know the intention was totally not pedophilic, but artsy, and I like it. I just won't show it to anyone even if that photo's been... in a GALLERY.
However smol is cute, I never looked cute.

aw I bet you were super cute. All god's creations are. unless they're like deformed or something.

>>42748219
Wasn’t Nirvana in shit for using a naked baby as album cover art?
Was interesting to see it play out as ultimately “artistic expression”.

>>42748241
Americans are fuckin weird. it's okay to show a naked girl being hit by suspiciously invisible napalm, but not just sitting there. Dirty Jobs could show the rear ends of the animals he worked on for like 4 seasons, then one day they couldn't anymore. Pretty sure everybody's seen a horse's kibbles and bits before.

Wtf is you talking about....

>>42748617
we're talking about why Noi is so cute!
reason 1: Noi is soft
reason 2: Noi is buttery yellow.
reason 3: Noi makes cute squeaky sounds, probably.

>>42748083
Nice dodging around your claim that /jdb/ is for pedophiles. You hypocritically create the hostile environment towards fiction that we have to deal with.

>>42748983
man dont even interact with him. People like that gotta be shunned. he's probably underage.

>>42748241
You're thinking of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Killer

Nice job with your derailong, the fillies almost ran away because of it

Happy Halloween faggots

>>42749497
I genuinely didn't pick up on it, I thought Anon was just curious how it was back in the day. cultural memories are getting super fuckin short.

>>42749497
They're all talk. Fillies are naturally too curious.

Is this a filly?

>>42749770
Hard to say. Kinda shaped like one, but doesn't seem to be acting like one. Will require further study.

>>42750235
check the filly parts!!

>>42751288
I checked, there are indeed filly parts there
>post them
Can't, I'm currently on the run from the ponice for looking at filly parts

>>42751573
you didn't get your FPI license? you fool!

>>42751578
That's bullshit. I can freely check mare parts but fillies require license for this?

Dumping filly stories, emergency thread boop
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/197421/just-a-sip
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/171710/just-a-peck
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/531320/sweetie-belles-special-someponies lewd
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/531310/well-plant-the-seeds-of-love-together Big
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/505636/why-wont-you-molest-me

>>42751874
for mares you just need a hat or a shirt with the logo, that signifies you are a mare parts inspector

>>42751876
One more for your list - it's a real big'un, but it's great.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/253991/the-silver-standard

>>42751874
Yes, most people aren't qualified to check filly parts. Fillies should only be checked by trained professionals.

>>42752606
whereas mare parts need to be checked by gyneighcologists

>>42752606
That's alright, I work at FBI (filly body inspector) so I should be qualified for that job

Tasty 'pul

>>42751874
>>42753096
Checking filly parts as an unqualified professional might void your warranty. Instead it’s safer to examine filly parts if panties are overtop of them

>>42752624
Shut up that shouldn't be as funny as it is

Emergency deployment of bestfilly to boop the thread

>>42728833
GET OFF MY FUCKING HOUSE

Sweetiebros... who keeps uploading this?

>>42755088
Rarity

>>42754658
I've never thought about Spoonie as very horsey, but I like her this way.

>>42755088
God spikefags are pathetic

>>42755997
he is a baby.. he'll be a manly dragon someday, and get any filly he wants.
there will be like six fillies lined up at his door at all times, including sweetie's foal.

>>42756006
>t.

>>42755515
horsey styles are always nice.

Sweebs is sick, what do ((you)) do to help her?

>>42749076
not that one no, pretty sure Nirvana had a baby in a swimming pool as one of their album covers.

>>42756549
invite Spike over to read to her (he can't catch pone diseases. but he does sometimes have salmonella)
then rub her hooves then read her another story before bed.

>>42756592
sweetie your cheekscribbles are drooping.

>>42754658
worstfilly

>>42757486
There are indeed better fillies out there

>>42756549
Make her yummy warm soup :D

>>42755088
God, Spikechads are based.

>>42757980
>Said the Spikefag.

>>42756006
He will be a mainly dragon someday, and still be simping for Rarity, at this rate no fillies will ever want him...

>>42758073
Yep.

Don't die on me filly!

>>42758519
Angry Swebel

>>42758075
it's a Bicentennial Man situation
he'll love Rarity's granddaughter- I MEAN NIECE uhh.. Charity.

>>42758665
'Ware the babbo.

Wow, stronko fillo!

>>42759177
>Flurry Heart isn't even wearing her diaper
Geez, could this babbo get any more lewd?

Baker of the past few months here. I'm no longer using this thread so someone else will have to take over the role.

*cough cough*

>>42760808
thanks for stappin by. you're sticking with the AI general that I assume exists?

New thread!

>>42762050
>>42762050
>>42762050

>>42761228
Negatory. I'm gonna be running the sfw thread for at least a month or so, see if it can get off the ground. If not then I'll probably just stop fillyposting entirely.

>>42762334
>I'll probably just stop fillyposting entirely
Please do.