Thread 42709987

>Oh, hey Amy.

>Yeah, you can come over and borrow some sugar. Of course. I'm home, door's unlocked, come in whenever. I'm not really all that busy right now, I've actually got some time to kill, so you know... whenever you feel like it.

>So like... with the cookie thing? With Linky and all that. I dunno if it's a pride thing. I don't think it is, or if it is, I... well, kind of, but I wouldn't put it like that. I think it's like, a value thing? Like... Linky knows how to make these cookies. They're real popular, she's good at them, she feels useful when she makes them because she makes everypony else feel happy, right? But then she like, she has to keep it a secret, because what if someone else finds out and makes them better? It'd stop being her cookies, in her head. She'd stop being useful, and like... she doesn't want that to happen, obviously. That'd suck.

>But I had an aunt. You know. Back home. Made the best chocolate chunk cookies in the world. Never shared the recipe, because why would she? It was her cookies. And I wasn't an immediate heir, so it's not like I'd expect her to hand it out... but I kind of wish she did, because now I'll never have them again. And they'd still be her cookies, really. I'd just be the one making them, but it's still her recipe. It's always going to be her recipe. And nothing can take that away, except if she doesn't share it with anyone- anypony, and then one day she can't make them anymore.

>>42709987 (OP)
>I dunno. I think you're in the right here. And like, that whole thing with Pinkie? That's kind of rich coming from her, don't you think? Pinkie, of all ponies. Like, we're talking about the same Pinkie, right? Pinkie Pie? The one with the personal filing system that has everybody's date of birth, that I'm like, almost positive nobody consented to?

>I mean, that's PID. Uh. Personal... identifying information. Yeah. PII. She could steal somepony's identity with that, you know. Wouldn't be hard at all. All you'd have to do is get on the phone, say your name, your date of birth, and I don't think you guys have social security or anything like that here, so she could totally like... apply for a loan in someone else's name, tank their credit score- do you have credit scores here? No? Well, she could still, you know. Do some damage. I know you ponies don't even think like that, a lot of the time, but I'm still real cagey about that sort of thing and I like to think it's for a good reason and not just... you know. Paranoia?

>I mean, she did break into my house that one time. Surprise party. For some bullshi- bullcrap. I don't even know, I don't remember, I don't really care. But I know I kept my door locked, and she still got in somehow, and like... should I have called someone? The police? You don't even have police here, I think, but is there like, a neighborhood watch or something? God, they wouldn't even take it seriously, would they. You know what, just... I don't know. It just really rubs me the wrong way that she'd say that to you. Like, "you're mean." You're mean for trying to find out about... cookies. Yeah, okay, Pinkie. Alright.

>I don't know. Am I overreacting? I'm probably overreacting.

>But um... anyways. Yeah. Come over! And tell Sisi I said hi. The fish misses her. And if you guys ever want to come over and do a little baking, I mean... I've got an oven too, you know?

>>42709987 (OP)
do you ever get tired of spamming this shit prompt, OP

>>42710071
This is new, you joyless fucking randall.

>>42709987 (OP)
fun read, thanks OP

i like the implication that anon gets along better with random ass background mares better than the actual mane six. it amuses me

>>42711032
>pic
He's literally me...

>>42711032
It makes perfect sense, too. They aren't always running around trying to save the world, and they're probably more relatable and easy to get along with without needing your personalities to perfectly click.

>>42709987 (OP)
>>42710001
>Sweet Celestia anon, I’m gonna stop you there. I’m heading over to pick up that sugar while I’m still young, alright?
*click*
>prick.

>>42711083
she would NEVER say this...

>>42710054
I like this. Long-format shitposting.

>>42709987 (OP)
I have so many questions. Really, just one. Did you wait three months after coming up with this?

>>42711078
M6 are always so busy when you could cuddle a cute mare who has much more in common with you.

>>42711114
real

>>42710114
Stupid prick we saw your post last night

>>42711114
I don't have anything in common with them though

>>42709987 (OP)
>>42710174
Seconded, I love this.

>>42709987 (OP)
>Mumble mumble mumble, heheh..
>Pony: "..Did you say something?"
>Mumble mumble, heh, *walks away*
So immersive, a definitive, true-to-life version of Anon going to Equestria

>>42711439
>background anon
>background amre
Sounds silly, but there's that at least.