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Anonymous No.42722548 [Report] >>42722568 >>42722583 >>42723883 >>42725655 >>42730679 >>42789604
/berri/ BERRY SLEEPY EDITION
This is the Berry Punch thread. Post Berry Punch and discuss Berry Punch. Or talk about what you're drinking tonight. Being drunk is recommended before posting in this thread. Go, do it now, it's the weekend, you have nothing to lose.

Discussion prompt: What drink would you make her to show your love for her the first time she came over to your house?
Anonymous No.42722568 [Report]
>>42722548 (OP)
Coke Zero
Anonymous No.42722583 [Report] >>42726005
>>42722548 (OP)
>What drink would you make her to show your love for her the first time she came over to your house?
A berry gin smash, because come on, it's delicious, it's named after her, and if you make it right it's even close to the color of her mane! Alas, no ingredients here for anything like that tonight, so I'm just drinking a gin and tonic.
Anonymous No.42722690 [Report]
A match made in mare heaven.
Anonymous No.42722810 [Report] >>42725834
I feel retarded or maybe like a schizo but isn't there a song where the chorus is just like BERREH, BERREH, BERREH like Bennie and the Jets? Or did I just imagine that?
Anonymous No.42723095 [Report]
I love her so much guys...
captcha: NKGRS
Anonymous No.42723581 [Report]
>What drink would you make her to show your love for her the first time she came over to your house?
I'd get us a few nice bottles of Pinot Noir.
Anonymous No.42723589 [Report]
She's going to win miss /mlp/!
Anonymous No.42723662 [Report]
Anonymous No.42723883 [Report]
>>42722548 (OP)
Gonna wind down with a Pinot Grigio tonight.
Anonymous No.42723898 [Report]
Anonymous No.42724339 [Report] >>42724824 >>42729106
damn...
Anonymous No.42724824 [Report]
>>42724339
I love her!!!
Anonymous No.42725618 [Report]
Berri can't die so early guys...
Anonymous No.42725655 [Report]
>>42722548 (OP)
AHOY, YE SCALLYWAGS!!! Tonight we caroused till the rum ran dry and the stars spun like stolen doubloons. And though me matey passed out, I’ve still got me sea legs to tell the tale. Me 'eart’s lighter than a cargoless galleon!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
Anonymous No.42725699 [Report]
She may not be my waifu, but I've always had a soft spot for this goofy alcoholic amre
Anonymous No.42725834 [Report]
>>42722810
was it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uvhm_ZK4Ls perhaps?
Anonymous No.42726005 [Report]
>>42722583
I don't know why but gin doesn't really work for me, I can have like 6 shots of it and not really feel anything.
Anonymous No.42726303 [Report]
BERREH <3
The gin is working npow
Anonymous No.42727364 [Report] >>42728864
>Hi *hic* Anon...
Anonymous No.42728864 [Report] >>42729534
>>42727364
She's the type of mare to think the way to a man's heart is through his liver.
Anonymous No.42728898 [Report]
I'm so fucking hungover
Anonymous No.42729106 [Report]
>>42724339
>why does noboby
lol typo, but great art tho
Anonymous No.42729534 [Report]
>>42728864
Would win me over. Wise mare
Anonymous No.42730246 [Report] >>42737483
Anonymous No.42730679 [Report] >>42731113 >>42757331
>>42722548 (OP)
Tell berry she needs to be a little more subtle when naming the bar she opened
Anonymous No.42731113 [Report]
>>42730679
I'd absolutely go to that bar.
Anonymous No.42731704 [Report] >>42731868 >>42731870
You're not drunk today, right anon? Surely not?
Anonymous No.42731868 [Report]
>>42731704
I wish... Blacking out drunk on a monday sounds retarded but also thrilling
Anonymous No.42731870 [Report] >>42732068
>>42731704
I'm drunk at work RIGHT NOW anon.
Anonymous No.42732068 [Report] >>42733887
>>42731870
Do you think Berry would truly approve of this, anon?
Anonymous No.42732311 [Report] >>42732874 >>42734630
Where would you take her on vacation, Anon?
France, for the classic experience? Or perhaps California, for that modern take?
Or maybe Scotland, to experience the true Aqua Vitae?
Perhaps all of them, over the years?
Anonymous No.42732874 [Report]
>>42732311
Ireland, for a rebellious historical throwback.
Although Berry doesn't strike me as the travelling type
Anonymous No.42733394 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.42733887 [Report] >>42733907
>>42732068
As long as Anon isn't a surgeon or truck driver...
Anonymous No.42733907 [Report]
>>42733887
Well yeah, he's not a truck driver, he's a drunk driver.
Anonymous No.42734630 [Report]
>>42732311
Italy or Spain. Nicest, relaxed wine country. Greek wine areas look really idyllic too.
Anonymous No.42735099 [Report]
fffuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk i missed alcohol so bad
that bottom lip zyn buzz is so fleeting even if its nice for the moment
i couldnt do the ani and this feel of watching poni with the cheapest handle is the most unbeatable feel ive ever found
besides fapping drunk to poni maybe, which i also have planned
Anonymous No.42736344 [Report]
Anonymous No.42737483 [Report] >>42737605
>>42730246
petting Berry is the best panel.
Anonymous No.42737605 [Report]
>>42737483
>zoom in
>enhance it
>...
>perfect
Anonymous No.42738805 [Report]
bumpa
Anonymous No.42739034 [Report] >>42739163 >>42740875 >>42743722
Wondering how you feel about this ship, Anons?
Anonymous No.42739163 [Report] >>42739226 >>42740875 >>42762310
>>42739034
Didn't people used to headcanon them as sisters?
Anonymous No.42739226 [Report]
>>42739163
Oh...
Anonymous No.42739806 [Report]
SLIDIN'
SLIDIN'
Anonymous No.42740875 [Report] >>42741571
>>42739163
>>42739034
Yeah, sisters is old fanon. I like it, it's more fun.
Anonymous No.42741517 [Report] >>42741605
>bewweh checking out the young studs at the bar
>"'Sup, colt? You a mosquito? 'Cause I wanna smash the shit out of you."
Anonymous No.42741571 [Report] >>42781703
>>42740875
Cheerilee shares the alcoholic gene.
Anonymous No.42741605 [Report] >>42742235
>>42741517
>"And I wanna suck you off."
Anonymous No.42742235 [Report]
>>42741605
Anonymous No.42742543 [Report] >>42742556
What would Berry fill the time with, on a regular weekday?
Music? TV shows? Practical things? ...Drink???
Anonymous No.42742556 [Report] >>42742604
>>42742543
Berry Punch watches Alf.
Anonymous No.42742604 [Report]
>>42742556
Damn, unfortunate...
Anonymous No.42743722 [Report]
>>42739034
Cute, but I like Berrygate
Anonymous No.42744285 [Report] >>42744292
Anonymous No.42744292 [Report]
>>42744285
Anonymous No.42745402 [Report]
Upsies for drunk horsies.
Anonymous No.42746037 [Report]
Anonymous No.42746438 [Report]
I figured out why gin doesn't work for me, kind of. It's specifically gin and tonic. Gin + anything else gets me just as drunk.
Anonymous No.42746481 [Report]
Anonymous No.42746901 [Report] >>42748801
...uuuhhhhh...
Anonymous No.42747147 [Report] >>42747176 >>42748803
Anonymous No.42747176 [Report]
>>42747147
don't do this to me, man...
Anonymous No.42747674 [Report] >>42748833 >>42751181 >>42752432
It's whiskey tonic time B-)
Anonymous No.42748801 [Report]
>>42746901
Thirsty.
Anonymous No.42748803 [Report]
>>42747147
Something about sad drunk Berry hits differently. Like a train.
Anonymous No.42748833 [Report] >>42749276
>>42747674
Vodka!
Anonymous No.42748840 [Report]
Anonymous No.42749276 [Report]
>>42748833
Anonymous No.42749915 [Report] >>42750620 >>42754002
Anonymous No.42750620 [Report] >>42753078 >>42763299
>>42749915
Fat.
Anonymous No.42751181 [Report]
>>42747674
It's the truth!
Anonymous No.42751755 [Report]
too much spooky party punch
Anonymous No.42752432 [Report] >>42752911
>>42747674
whiskey sodas and tonics are too easy to drink
Anonymous No.42752911 [Report]
>>42752432
>too easy
Which makes them great for good, relaxing days. However on bad days I'll drink it neat, preferably from a mug filled to the brim.
Anonymous No.42753078 [Report]
>>42750620
Binge drinking has its consequences.
Anonymous No.42753515 [Report] >>42753646
belated berry spook
Anonymous No.42753646 [Report]
>>42753515
Daaaaw! Give her liqueur chocolates, , Diana's candy (Hungarian made alcohol-filled candy, with dark chocolate coating) and sherry-laced trifle.
Anonymous No.42754002 [Report] >>42754027
>>42749915
I want her to lay on top of me.
Anonymous No.42754027 [Report]
>>42754002
Anonymous No.42754621 [Report]
Damn...
Anonymous No.42755385 [Report]
Today is the day.
Anonymous No.42756479 [Report]
up
Anonymous No.42757220 [Report]
I love my wife
Anonymous No.42757331 [Report]
>>42730679
Now I'm thinking of a Berry-themed bar, with punch, wine, beer, whiskey, horse-named drinks and patron art wall
Gonna drink to this idea
Anonymous No.42757668 [Report] >>42758435
Anonymous No.42758435 [Report] >>42758489 >>42758549 >>42759666
>>42757668
What is she going to remove?
Anonymous No.42758489 [Report]
>>42758435
sober
Anonymous No.42758549 [Report]
>>42758435
IPA
Anonymous No.42759666 [Report]
>>42758435
changelings
Anonymous No.42761349 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.42762310 [Report]
>>42739163
even better
Anonymous No.42763299 [Report] >>42773779
>>42750620
Fat with foal.
Anonymous No.42763752 [Report] >>42764348
Anonymous No.42764348 [Report]
>>42763752
We both know Berry would let her.
Anonymous No.42765239 [Report]
>berri on page 10
Anonymous No.42765473 [Report] >>42766699 >>42767782 >>42768270 >>42770538
I'm so hungover how does Berry do this every day
Anonymous No.42766699 [Report] >>42767542
>>42765473
Berry isn't real, anon. That's how.
Anonymous No.42767542 [Report]
>>42766699
Stop lying anon, she's real in my head.
Anonymous No.42767782 [Report] >>42768748
>>42765473

"really? you're drunk already, anon?"
Anonymous No.42768270 [Report]
>>42765473
She doesn't binge every day. Come on, be real.
She only does it every other day, with the days in-between as rest days.
(During rest days she may consume up to one (1) six-pack, as a little treat.)
Anonymous No.42768673 [Report]
here i am, once again, buying more hooch, despite telling myself that it's over
would berry even approve?
Anonymous No.42768748 [Report]
>>42767782
a pet/slave/robot Berry must be expensive if she needs 50 bottels of beer instead of 5 to feel something at all.

Imagine how strong horse booze must be. Anon could only handle half cag of AJ's cider.

But Luckily after the first try the nice ponies in the hospital change your liver, pancreas and instestines, so you can drink as a horse, and eat as much sugar and a pony.
Anonymous No.42769649 [Report]
Anonymous No.42770538 [Report]
>>42765473
Stop drinking so much to get hungover. Berry is disciplined with her drinking.
Anonymous No.42771016 [Report] >>42771630
Anonymous No.42771630 [Report] >>42771649
>>42771016
Anonymous No.42771649 [Report]
>>42771630
Look at her go!
Anonymous No.42772757 [Report]
bumpsies
Anonymous No.42773460 [Report]
Anonymous No.42773779 [Report] >>42774720
>>42763299
Foal will have developmental problems with drinking.
Anonymous No.42774440 [Report] >>42774680
SEX with BERRY.
Anonymous No.42774640 [Report] >>42774680
I love Berry!
Anonymous No.42774680 [Report]
>>42774440
>>42774640
Anonymous No.42774720 [Report]
>>42773779
Berry wouldn't drink during the pregnancy.
Anonymous No.42774975 [Report]
https://ponepaste.org/1754
Anonymous No.42775939 [Report]
>You look tired.
>Page 10, huh?
>So, what's it gonna be?
Anonymous No.42775947 [Report] >>42778230 >>42778922
>You look tired.
>Page 10, huh?
>So, what's it gonna be?
Anonymous No.42776017 [Report] >>42777268
Tried a beer called Voodoo Ranger recently, had a good taste. Would offer one to her.
Anonymous No.42776422 [Report]
Anonymous No.42777223 [Report]
Anonymous No.42777268 [Report] >>42777296
>>42776017
Is it one of those craft beers?
Anonymous No.42777296 [Report]
>>42777268
Yup!
Anonymous No.42777619 [Report]
Anonymous No.42778230 [Report] >>42779294
>>42775947
Bourbon with coke.
Anonymous No.42778922 [Report] >>42779294
>>42775947
Oh, I don't drink, sorry.
Anonymous No.42778923 [Report]
Bump
Anonymous No.42779294 [Report]
>>42778230
good taste anon, good taste
>>42778922
>You WHAT?!
Anonymous No.42779722 [Report]
Anonymous No.42780265 [Report] >>42780379
Anonymous No.42780379 [Report]
>>42780265
What an industrious mare. Clearly an excellent role model for foals.
Anonymous No.42780692 [Report] >>42788265
It's Saturday night, boys! What're we having?
I am enjoying some bourbon once again.
slidestopper No.42781079 [Report] >>42781096
i'm drinking some page ten bump
Anonymous No.42781096 [Report] >>42781098 >>42781421
>>42781079
What kind of cocktail is that?
slidestopper No.42781098 [Report] >>42781421
>>42781096
i'd imagine it involves some coffee liqueur
Anonymous No.42781421 [Report] >>42785160
>>42781096
>>42781098
Black coffee with a generous dash of Crème de Menthe.
Anonymous No.42781703 [Report] >>42786753
>>42741571
Wasn't Cheerilee, notice the eyes.
Anonymous No.42781709 [Report] >>42782189
>just noticed
Good job BerryGODS

NurseGODS hold the record tho
Anonymous No.42782189 [Report] >>42788989
>>42781709
...Noticed what?...
Anonymous No.42782862 [Report]
Berry wake up, you're drunk and you need to get home!
Anonymous No.42782950 [Report] >>42783690
Should I stop being a teetotaler
Anonymous No.42782983 [Report]
Drunk!
Both happy and sad. Bitter-sweet is the most interesting flavor.
Anonymous No.42783690 [Report] >>42783701 >>42785901 >>42789009
>>42782950
I know this is /berri/ and all, but you really shouldn't start drinking.
Anonymous No.42783701 [Report] >>42785901
>>42783690
Reading al/ck/ back in the day was all the information I needed to know on that front. Good lord, I hope some of those people made it to sobriety.
Anonymous No.42784392 [Report] >>42785901 >>42788265
FUCK alcoholism
Anonymous No.42785160 [Report]
>>42781421
I'm gonna try that next time I have creme de menthe. Might be a year.
Anonymous No.42785844 [Report]
Anonymous No.42785852 [Report]
alcoholic horse
Anonymous No.42785901 [Report] >>42786485
>>42783701
>>42784392
>>42783690
I love berry punch. not for most anons reasons, I like to relate to her. I have alcoholism and if I imagine she does too then when I get to eauestria we can use each other for support in overcoming our addiction. It fucking sucks but we know that. explore why we drink and shit. I want to marry her. then get sober then have foals with her. a few relapses are expected, both of me and her. but in the end we'll be happy and lovey dovey. hopefully I'll survive long enough to see our grandfoals.
Anonymous No.42786485 [Report]
>>42785901
just ween yourself off of it. mind over matter. unless of course you have pickled your mind so much you now are dependent on it and will have seizures and blackouts if you don't get it. Then you need to seek professional detox so you will be under medical supervision. Good luck anon. She would want you to get healthy, she's still a pony.
Anonymous No.42786753 [Report]
>>42781703
When you drink enough your eyes go red.
Anonymous No.42787077 [Report]
Some days are harder than others, but I believe we will all make it in the end.
Anonymous No.42787767 [Report]
Anonymous No.42788265 [Report]
>>42780692
Late reply, but I had some homemade rice wine. So easy to make, and so yum-yum
>>42784392
So much this. End last year I managed to make a three-month sober break, and I remember my life was good. Broke it on new year's eve, and this year I haven't had a single full week straight. Life's a bitch.
Somehow I believe Berry's special talent includes enjoying alcohol without letting it fall to self-harming levels. It's a thin line, but it's there. Gotta rediscover it sometimes.
Anonymous No.42788518 [Report]
I need her to drunkenly beat me.
Anonymous No.42788987 [Report]
bump for more berry
Anonymous No.42788989 [Report] >>42789279 >>42790242
>>42782189
Necrobumpfest
Anonymous No.42789009 [Report]
>>42783690
I'm glad I at least tried it for a while. Always believed it'd just make me less conscious (probably does), but I also felt like a kid again in the best way. Watching new episodes while buzzed sounds fun. But yeah, just don't get addicted.
Anonymous No.42789279 [Report]
>>42788989
Nah that's just a thread on /mlp/, so that is not what I was referring to
Anonymous No.42789604 [Report] >>42789606
>>42722548 (OP)
I want to drink so effing bad rn. I'm remembering all the times starting school I would ask my father to please teach me literally anything about social rules and convention so my school life would not be a living hell. He refused, and laughed at me for not being as clever and self reliant as the kid from My Side of the Mountain who ran off and played survival mode for months.

I'm still seeing the infuriatingly smug look on his face and the disappointment he directed toward me when I failed in his eyes. Then recently he said he might have been "missing cues" that he was a negligent POS. I know he's trying to make amends now, but that. Fucking. Face.

I need to get shitfaced tonight. I don't care if it gets me in trouble with him now because of the limited drinking schedule he set out.

Also thinking of AJ and her anger for me being angry while I still have my parents around. And they're well meaning too. I just...fuck.

Autistic fag drama-dump over.
Anonymous No.42789606 [Report] >>42789660
>>42789604
That "OC" is literally just Roseluck.
Anonymous No.42789660 [Report]
>>42789606
Not my drawing or OC attempt.
Anonymous No.42790242 [Report]
>>42788989