Thread 42722548

This is the Berry Punch thread. Post Berry Punch and discuss Berry Punch. Or talk about what you're drinking tonight. Being drunk is recommended before posting in this thread. Go, do it now, it's the weekend, you have nothing to lose.

Discussion prompt: What drink would you make her to show your love for her the first time she came over to your house?

>>42722548 (OP)
Coke Zero

>>42722548 (OP)
>What drink would you make her to show your love for her the first time she came over to your house?
A berry gin smash, because come on, it's delicious, it's named after her, and if you make it right it's even close to the color of her mane! Alas, no ingredients here for anything like that tonight, so I'm just drinking a gin and tonic.

A match made in mare heaven.

I feel retarded or maybe like a schizo but isn't there a song where the chorus is just like BERREH, BERREH, BERREH like Bennie and the Jets? Or did I just imagine that?

I love her so much guys...
captcha: NKGRS

>What drink would you make her to show your love for her the first time she came over to your house?
I'd get us a few nice bottles of Pinot Noir.

She's going to win miss /mlp/!

>>42722548 (OP)
Gonna wind down with a Pinot Grigio tonight.

damn...

>>42724339
I love her!!!

Berri can't die so early guys...

>>42722548 (OP)
AHOY, YE SCALLYWAGS!!! Tonight we caroused till the rum ran dry and the stars spun like stolen doubloons. And though me matey passed out, I’ve still got me sea legs to tell the tale. Me 'eart’s lighter than a cargoless galleon!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!

She may not be my waifu, but I've always had a soft spot for this goofy alcoholic amre

>>42722810
was it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uvhm_ZK4Ls perhaps?

>>42722583
I don't know why but gin doesn't really work for me, I can have like 6 shots of it and not really feel anything.

BERREH <3
The gin is working npow

>>42727364
She's the type of mare to think the way to a man's heart is through his liver.

I'm so fucking hungover

>>42724339
>why does noboby
lol typo, but great art tho

>>42728864
Would win me over. Wise mare

>>42722548 (OP)
Tell berry she needs to be a little more subtle when naming the bar she opened

>>42730679
I'd absolutely go to that bar.

You're not drunk today, right anon? Surely not?

>>42731704
I wish... Blacking out drunk on a monday sounds retarded but also thrilling

>>42731704
I'm drunk at work RIGHT NOW anon.

>>42731870
Do you think Berry would truly approve of this, anon?

Where would you take her on vacation, Anon?
France, for the classic experience? Or perhaps California, for that modern take?
Or maybe Scotland, to experience the true Aqua Vitae?
Perhaps all of them, over the years?

>>42732311
Ireland, for a rebellious historical throwback.
Although Berry doesn't strike me as the travelling type

bump

>>42732068
As long as Anon isn't a surgeon or truck driver...

>>42733887
Well yeah, he's not a truck driver, he's a drunk driver.

>>42732311
Italy or Spain. Nicest, relaxed wine country. Greek wine areas look really idyllic too.

fffuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk i missed alcohol so bad
that bottom lip zyn buzz is so fleeting even if its nice for the moment
i couldnt do the ani and this feel of watching poni with the cheapest handle is the most unbeatable feel ive ever found
besides fapping drunk to poni maybe, which i also have planned

>>42730246
petting Berry is the best panel.

>>42737483
>zoom in
>enhance it
>...
>perfect

bumpa

Wondering how you feel about this ship, Anons?

>>42739034
Didn't people used to headcanon them as sisters?

>>42739163
Oh...

SLIDIN'
SLIDIN'

>>42739163
>>42739034
Yeah, sisters is old fanon. I like it, it's more fun.

>bewweh checking out the young studs at the bar
>"'Sup, colt? You a mosquito? 'Cause I wanna smash the shit out of you."

>>42740875
Cheerilee shares the alcoholic gene.

>>42741517
>"And I wanna suck you off."

What would Berry fill the time with, on a regular weekday?
Music? TV shows? Practical things? ...Drink???

>>42742543
Berry Punch watches Alf.

>>42742556
Damn, unfortunate...

>>42739034
Cute, but I like Berrygate

Upsies for drunk horsies.

I figured out why gin doesn't work for me, kind of. It's specifically gin and tonic. Gin + anything else gets me just as drunk.

...uuuhhhhh...

>>42747147
don't do this to me, man...

It's whiskey tonic time B-)

>>42746901
Thirsty.

>>42747147
Something about sad drunk Berry hits differently. Like a train.

>>42747674
Vodka!

>>42749915
Fat.

>>42747674
It's the truth!

too much spooky party punch

>>42747674
whiskey sodas and tonics are too easy to drink

>>42752432
>too easy
Which makes them great for good, relaxing days. However on bad days I'll drink it neat, preferably from a mug filled to the brim.

>>42750620
Binge drinking has its consequences.

belated berry spook

>>42753515
Daaaaw! Give her liqueur chocolates, , Diana's candy (Hungarian made alcohol-filled candy, with dark chocolate coating) and sherry-laced trifle.

>>42749915
I want her to lay on top of me.

Damn...

Today is the day.

up

I love my wife

>>42730679
Now I'm thinking of a Berry-themed bar, with punch, wine, beer, whiskey, horse-named drinks and patron art wall
Gonna drink to this idea

>>42757668
What is she going to remove?

>>42758435
sober

>>42758435
IPA

>>42758435
changelings

bump

>>42739163
even better

>>42750620
Fat with foal.

>>42763752
We both know Berry would let her.

I'm so hungover how does Berry do this every day

>>42765473
Berry isn't real, anon. That's how.

>>42766699
Stop lying anon, she's real in my head.

>>42765473

"really? you're drunk already, anon?"

>>42765473
She doesn't binge every day. Come on, be real.
She only does it every other day, with the days in-between as rest days.
(During rest days she may consume up to one (1) six-pack, as a little treat.)

here i am, once again, buying more hooch, despite telling myself that it's over
would berry even approve?

>>42767782
a pet/slave/robot Berry must be expensive if she needs 50 bottels of beer instead of 5 to feel something at all.

Imagine how strong horse booze must be. Anon could only handle half cag of AJ's cider.

But Luckily after the first try the nice ponies in the hospital change your liver, pancreas and instestines, so you can drink as a horse, and eat as much sugar and a pony.

>>42765473
Stop drinking so much to get hungover. Berry is disciplined with her drinking.

>>42771630
Look at her go!

bumpsies

>>42763299
Foal will have developmental problems with drinking.

SEX with BERRY.

I love Berry!

>>42774440
>>42774640

>>42773779
Berry wouldn't drink during the pregnancy.

>You look tired.
>Page 10, huh?
>So, what's it gonna be?

>You look tired.
>Page 10, huh?
>So, what's it gonna be?

Tried a beer called Voodoo Ranger recently, had a good taste. Would offer one to her.

>>42776017
Is it one of those craft beers?

>>42777268
Yup!

>>42775947
Bourbon with coke.

>>42775947
Oh, I don't drink, sorry.

Bump

>>42778230
good taste anon, good taste
>>42778922
>You WHAT?!

>>42780265
What an industrious mare. Clearly an excellent role model for foals.

It's Saturday night, boys! What're we having?
I am enjoying some bourbon once again.

i'm drinking some page ten bump

>>42781079
What kind of cocktail is that?

>>42781096
i'd imagine it involves some coffee liqueur

>>42781096
>>42781098
Black coffee with a generous dash of Crème de Menthe.

>>42741571
Wasn't Cheerilee, notice the eyes.

>just noticed
Good job BerryGODS

NurseGODS hold the record tho

>>42781709
...Noticed what?...

Berry wake up, you're drunk and you need to get home!

Should I stop being a teetotaler

Drunk!
Both happy and sad. Bitter-sweet is the most interesting flavor.

>>42782950
I know this is /berri/ and all, but you really shouldn't start drinking.

>>42783690
Reading al/ck/ back in the day was all the information I needed to know on that front. Good lord, I hope some of those people made it to sobriety.

FUCK alcoholism

>>42781421
I'm gonna try that next time I have creme de menthe. Might be a year.

alcoholic horse

>>42783701
>>42784392
>>42783690
I love berry punch. not for most anons reasons, I like to relate to her. I have alcoholism and if I imagine she does too then when I get to eauestria we can use each other for support in overcoming our addiction. It fucking sucks but we know that. explore why we drink and shit. I want to marry her. then get sober then have foals with her. a few relapses are expected, both of me and her. but in the end we'll be happy and lovey dovey. hopefully I'll survive long enough to see our grandfoals.

>>42785901
just ween yourself off of it. mind over matter. unless of course you have pickled your mind so much you now are dependent on it and will have seizures and blackouts if you don't get it. Then you need to seek professional detox so you will be under medical supervision. Good luck anon. She would want you to get healthy, she's still a pony.

>>42781703
When you drink enough your eyes go red.

Some days are harder than others, but I believe we will all make it in the end.

>>42780692
Late reply, but I had some homemade rice wine. So easy to make, and so yum-yum
>>42784392
So much this. End last year I managed to make a three-month sober break, and I remember my life was good. Broke it on new year's eve, and this year I haven't had a single full week straight. Life's a bitch.
Somehow I believe Berry's special talent includes enjoying alcohol without letting it fall to self-harming levels. It's a thin line, but it's there. Gotta rediscover it sometimes.

I need her to drunkenly beat me.

bump for more berry

>>42782189
Necrobumpfest

>>42783690
I'm glad I at least tried it for a while. Always believed it'd just make me less conscious (probably does), but I also felt like a kid again in the best way. Watching new episodes while buzzed sounds fun. But yeah, just don't get addicted.

>>42788989
Nah that's just a thread on /mlp/, so that is not what I was referring to

>>42722548 (OP)
I want to drink so effing bad rn. I'm remembering all the times starting school I would ask my father to please teach me literally anything about social rules and convention so my school life would not be a living hell. He refused, and laughed at me for not being as clever and self reliant as the kid from My Side of the Mountain who ran off and played survival mode for months.

I'm still seeing the infuriatingly smug look on his face and the disappointment he directed toward me when I failed in his eyes. Then recently he said he might have been "missing cues" that he was a negligent POS. I know he's trying to make amends now, but that. Fucking. Face.

I need to get shitfaced tonight. I don't care if it gets me in trouble with him now because of the limited drinking schedule he set out.

Also thinking of AJ and her anger for me being angry while I still have my parents around. And they're well meaning too. I just...fuck.

Autistic fag drama-dump over.

>>42789604
That "OC" is literally just Roseluck.

>>42789606
Not my drawing or OC attempt.