Thread 42723275

>Anon gets send to Equestria but in another dimension where ponies act more horse like
>Everypony runs away from him
>Only Fluttershy takes him in as one of her animals
>Once she gets used to him she sniffs him to get his scent
>Licks him and brushes his hair with her teeth
>Tries to introduce him to ponyville
>Pones get used to him after a while
>Everypony sniffs him
>Doesn't understand how they communicate through body language and scent
>Basically seen as really autistic
>Lowest ranked member in the herd hierarchy
>Fluttershy is still nice to him though

>>42723275 (OP)
Horses, chickens, and humans all move up the pecking order by picking scraps with members of a similar standing. Pick some fights and win them and you can move up in due time. Think of it like you're in prison and you have to show how tough you are.

>>42723275 (OP)
what is up with all these greentexts where you get infantilized by all the other ponies? this is kindof gay. i want to be popular and well-liked and make friends not whatever this is

>>42723275 (OP)
>Lyra is the one exception
>Whenever she spots Anon, she excitedly knickers and trots up to him
>Lots of snoofs in his face and nuzzles
>Sometimes she even pins him against nearby structures with her flank
I want to legally be Lyra's pet in horsie Equestria.

That suits me perfectly actually

>>42723532
Maybe you could basically be her pet if she convinces Mayor Mare that you're so heavily disabled you need a legal guardian.

Neigh *snorts*