Thread 42751659

>*knocks on your door*
>”Hi Anon!”
>”Nightmare Night, what a fright, give me sweets to munch and bite!”

But Cadance, all I have is this delicious frozen Digiornos pizza...

>>42751659 (OP)
Yeah, I know you. You're the asshole on TV.

Yeah I've got like one or two Milky Ways left. You want one?

>>42751659 (OP)
>

>>42751659 (OP)
What the- wait a second it's not Hearts and Hooves day yet.

>>42751659 (OP)
Cadance you’re in your 30s in horse years. You are too old to be asking for free candy.

>>42751671
?

>>42751738
No! The candy bar!

>>42751738
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>42751659 (OP)
Go away pinko
I don't want a marefriend

>>42751659 (OP)
Grown ass mare btw.

>>42751659 (OP)
Turn around and lift your tail, I'll give you a special treat.

>>42751659 (OP)
I'm not going to cuk your husband stop coming over.

>>42753160
Are you a faggot or something? I would fuck the hell out of that pink alicorn butt if I had the chance.

>>42753148
>*shoves a Snickers up her ponut*

>>42751659 (OP)
SLUT

>>42753177
Adultery and cuckoldry are wrong.

Cadance-slut is not canon. Do not support adultery and infidelity.

>>42753558
I could see Cadance enjoying wearing outfits that are a bit provocative but I don't see anything more than that happening.

>>42751659 (OP)
There wouldn't be time to take her costume off. My dick is going to force its way through the fabric to penetrate that pink pony. And even if the fabric doesn't rip, my cum will leak through and impregnate her.

>>42753562
They’re horses that walk around NAKED 24/7. You can already see her pink ponut, clit, vagina and teats just by visiting the Crystal Empire. There is nothing more provocative than that.
>>42753618
You’re getting zapped for disrespecting royalty.

Me want pretty pink princess ponut

>>42753558
>Cadance-slut is not canon
Wrong. Me and a few other anons fucked her yesterday. Here's the proof.

>>42753644
>clit
Do you even pony?

>>42753734
Nah! That was a tranny Cadance cosplayer. You'd better go to HIV test, faganon.

>>42753558
She's just good at hiding her slutty side.

>>42751659 (OP)
What kind of men does she like?

>>42753806
Big, white with military background.

>>42753806
80s barbarian fantasy stereotype

>>42753806
She likes bold, strong men who can just walk up and grab her pink alicorn ass in public. She immediately starts winking and leaking.

>>42753823
>conan the barbarian fucks cadance
>she tries to use her magic to get him off harder
>he immediately calls her an evil sorceress and throws her out of bed

>>42751659 (OP)
it's gonna be a long month.

>>42753893
Me on the right

>>42754068
Me on the left.

>>42754068
I'd ass fuck you no homo

>>42753903
>cums after 3 seconds and passes out.
What? It's November already?

>>42754085
Post your hoof.

>>42751659 (OP)
>"Ah yes you can have something sweet, just come on it, it's in the other room"
>Bolts the door shut
>Unzips pants

>>42754158
You know she can just teleport away, right?

Why do you monsters sexualize married mares? Are you all brown?

>>42754349
Stealing beautiful women from white stallions is in our nature.

>>42754349
>wingboner
Slut

>>42754349
>Are you all brown?
No, we just have high testosterone levels.

>>42754340
>Turns out my teleportation dampening field generator

>>42754340
She will play along because a good plap is what she wants. Let the dumb monkey think he is taking advantage of her.
>>42754349
It's a political marriage and Flurry Heart is a political baby. Everyone knows Shining is Chrysie's bitch.

>>42754349
She looks like a damn succubus. My cock gets hard just from looking at her. Help.

>>42751659 (OP)
she a grown mare, why is she trick or treating?

>>42754547
It's just an excuse to dress slutty.

>>42754527
He's not joking. I feel the same thing. Just SEEING Cadance makes me unreasonably horny for her.

Though probably the chatbots had something to do with that.

>>42754560
Don't worry... When AI learns to make decent videos, you'll just be exhausted from the lack of semen.

>>42754664
I don't want to get milked dry by this unholy succubus...

>>42754527
I feel the same way but for a completely different mare so I guess I can relate

>>42754759
Spill the beans, tell us the mare

>>42755001
Based. Her Nightmare Night outfit was my awakening.

>>42755001
Z

>>42754095
Faggot

Pink ponut

>>42751659 (OP)
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SAY IT YOU DUMB HORSE
It's "Nightmare night, what a fright, give me something sweet to bite!"

>>42756814
It's a Canterlot thing, you wouldn't get it.

>>42751659 (OP)
>I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying my taxes.

>>42751659 (OP)
Okay… fine, Cadie but we’re not recording it for your husband again…

>>42756858
PAY THE FUCKING TAXES

>>42756820
You know what else you won't get? Human dick.

>>42756814
>Congratulations anon you figured me out. Too bad for you that you opened the door to let me in.

>>42754527
Um, is she sneezing?

>>42758468
She's clearly having an orgasm.

>>42755001
incredibly :z:ased

>>42759614
Nah, she looks sick

>>42753558
all instances otherwise have been proven to be chrysalis is disguise