Thread 42753963

>>42753970
>doesn't post the video from that thread
Anon, I...
https://files.catbox.moe/ucy7vg.mp4

>>42753983
One of /mlp/'s finest creations

>>42753983
Still smile at this

>>42754025
>One of /mlp/'s finest creations
Anon, Derpy was made by /co/

>>42754332
Sure, I meant the kazoo video

>>42754339
>doesn't get the funpost

>>42754403
Huh

>>42753963 (OP)
Derpy has the silkiest pussy.

>>42753963 (OP)
>>Careless Whisper starts playing
https://vocaroo.com/1llfEdTjt0DJ

>>42755352
based lead

>>42753963 (OP)
You understand that Careless Whisper isn't a romantic song, right? It's about a guy cheating on the woman he loves and realizing that he's destroyed any chance he ever had of knowing happiness with her.

>>42755936
Wait, there are people who pay attention to lyrics?

>>42755352
Nice playing anon

>>42753963 (OP)
>Careless Whisper starts pl-
Nothing wrong with the song per se, but the street musicians have ruined this song for me.

>>42755965
That song has lyrics? I just asked the AI the meaning of the song title. NTA by the way.

>>42755936
This makes me question something... If you cheat on your waifu (for the sake of argument) in the heat of the moment and really regret it afterwards, is it better to let her remain ignorant of it to not hurt her, or should you come clean, knowing you will break her heart by telling her?

Obviously only talking about cases where you actually regret it and not just regret it because you're afraid of losing what you have.

>>42756753
>let her remain ignorant of it to not hurt her
Only sane option

>>42753963 (OP)
>Take on me (Reel Big Fish cover) starts playing

>>42756753
You owe her the truth no matter what, even if you fell out of love with her, she's a mare with her own feelings and (presumably) loves you unconditionally and you fucked that up. If you love her, you confess it and deal with whatever comes next.
>Captcha MP8SAD

>>42756753
I don't consider myself a waifufag, however I'll tell someone I love the truth no matter how painful it is. I'd deserve to have the relationship be broken, and if I cheated it means that her feelings actually meant nothing to me, so I wouldn't care about breaking her heart.

>>42756753
Made me sick just imagining it. I disagree with keeping it from her. Even if she never found out, you would know. And if you truly loved her, then the guilt would rot the relationship from the inside, because every "I love you" or affectionate moment would carry that hidden truth behind it.

The kindest path forward isn’t about sparing her feelings, but about honoring her as a mare whose feelings matter. Telling her would hurt her deeply, but it would at least show respect for her and for the truth. Hiding it might feel like protecting her, but you’d really just be protecting yourself from facing what you did.

In my case, I imagine Dash would probably take betrayal hard. The idea that someone she gave her complete trust to didn’t value it. She’d lash out and probably call me some deserving names, but the real wound would be internal and the evidence of her hurt would be hidden in a rain cloud far away from town. The only thing I could hope for then would be forgiveness. And the only way to earn that is to be honest, remorseful, and not make it about myself.

Good thing that will never happen. I love you so much, Dash!

>>42755726
Architect will be pleased to see the enfattening.

>>42756949
Based dashbro
I think it would be impossible to get bored of her anyway. The only way I'd cheat on dash is if I got really drunk and another mare raped me.

>>42758009
The struggle with dating Dashie is that she values her friends and her career and hobbies so much she won’t always have time for you. She will think she’s showing you enough affection because you're going to pretend a few minutes each day is enough, and she will believe you. She’ll think it’s funny that she keeps bucking you out of the bed because she’s dreaming about fighting monsters, even though it leaves you cold and alone on the hard floor. You can never sleep at her place because you’re not a pegasus, and you’ll have to deal with knowing that Thunderlane and Soarin have seen her bedroom more than you have. She won’t take you on some of her adventures because she won’t remember to tell you until the last minute because she’s so busy with the Wonderbolts and being a part of the friendship police, “but that’s okay, right? We’ll catch up later!”

In a relationship with Dashie, you will always be second to her interests, and without wings or magic, that means you are far, far lower on her priority list. And she’ll think that’s okay, because you won’t be able to convince her to spend less time eavesdropping on the Rainbow Dash Fan Club to spend more time with you, and because she’s not cheating on you.

>>42758126
Sounds more like the struggle with being her orbiter

>>42758126
Skill issue, you just have a cuckoldry headcanon

>>42756949
That's why you start a rape centric controlling relationship with her

>>42758584
Hahahahahaha

>>42756815
>>42756824
>>42756949
These considerations are actually why you are single, and why guys who cheat and betray their girlfriends are banging women left and right.

Women don't like it when you don't put yourself in first place, it broadcasts hidden insecurity. Yes, that's also why they're all attracted to men exhibiting dark triad personality traits.

>But I'm a good person!
Women don't want that.

>42760606
Dash isn't a w*man so none of that garbage matters

>42760606
0/10 incel cope. not worth a (you)

>>42760606
True. That's intended.

Look at the she

>>42753963 (OP)
Wet manes are so hot

>>42755936
Sung by a gay man

>>42761902
Yet another Derpy without Derp eyes. This image offends me.

>>42760617
You know ponies are just your way to cope with not getting any tail. Don't deny it.

>>42760653
The only incel here is you.

>>42761977
He banged more women than you ever will.

>>42762166
With his shit covered dick. Lol poo poo got in their vaginas!

>>42758126
So basically this but with dashie

>>42762336
I love Donut Joe's panel.

>>42761991
Derpy without Derp still has high concentration of snowpity

>>42761956
They're rather cold and damp ackshually

>>42763148
She has gorgeous colors. I love the gentle contrast.

>>42755352
Accordion?

>>42763148
Yes but you're taking something away that I love very much. It isn't something to "fix". It's a quality unique to Derpy and she's gorgeous. Stop making my unique beauty "normal"

>>42763943
>Stop making my unique beauty "normal"
I'm not trying to, I just think that her beauty isn't completely depended on her lazy eyes

>>42764727
why draw Derpy is some gay hoodie when she canonically has her (rather good-looking) uniform?

>>42765641
Why draw Derpy at all you pedantic faggot?

>>42765648
because she's awesome

>>42765641
>you can only draw a pony in one outfit!
Why are autists like this?

>>42765661
>Why are autists like this?
Anon, this is /mlp/
you have to be autistic to post here

>>42765641
Imagine going to work everyday knowing you need to pick up the slack of your coworker.

>>42765641
hoodies are max comfy

>>42753963 (OP)
derpy is retarded and glorifies retardation. in a better world she would be aborted or killed at birth.

>>42753983
Aged like fine wine.

>>42763948
They arn't always crossed, sometimes they come into focus by accident or when she focuses really hard. It's cute!