Thread 42759308

Is it obvious to everybody that Princess Twilight leads Equestria to ruin? You can see the way things were going at the end of Gen4 and how fucked up things were at the start of Gen5. Her friendship-minded good intentions led to Equestria losing its identity, each pony race losing what made them special (speculation, but I'm certain that they tied balloons to Yak so that they could live in Cloudsdale, they created horn-like wands so everyone could use Unicorn-magic, and even the hardwork of Earth Ponies was undermined by Donkeys who would do their work for a fraction of the price.), and Equestria stopped being the exclusive homeland of Ponykind.

This wouldn't have happened under Princess Celestia.

>>42759308 (OP)
Prince Blueblood should of been the next ruler as the Prince of Equestria and the Nephew of Princess Celestia in Luna.

Every G4 real fans knows G.M Berrow shitty fanfic is not canon we all know Twilight brought happiness among ponies and other creatures who lived in harmony under her rule.

And besides Celestia jobs to every villain Twilight has faced so I guess it's bad to be a celestfag. In other words I HATE BERROW ANTI FIM

>>42759308 (OP)
>proof that chuds were right

>>42759351
BASED AS FUCK
NEOCON TWILIGHT HARMONIZES THE WORLD

>>42759308 (OP)
It’s a pretty popular head canon that G5 is set in an alternate timeline where Princess Twilight fails in her quest to unify everypony and everycreature in the series finale.

I refuse to believe that Twilight fails at unity. From everything we see from the show, Twilight is the shining light in the dark that unites everyone at their lowest point. I refuse to believe that she just gives up. Even when her friends pass on, she has to endure and push on because that's what she was destined to do. I will not have bad writing convince me that Twilight just gives up on everyone. Twilight wins and brings the greatest golden age Equestria's ever seen, the alternative is too depressing to think about.

>>42759308 (OP)
Should have just let Cozy win.

>>42759308 (OP)
>Twilight is a bad ruler because of my fanfiction based on real-world meme politics
You are stupid.

>>42759351
Thats some serious twicope

>>42759308 (OP)
She jumped the shark
She never cured her own schizophrenia
She never prevented the final genocide

eeyup

>>42759308 (OP)
G% isn't canon

>>42759351
this

>>42759351
Absolute this
daybreaker mogs everyh villain.

>>42759351
Everything past S3 is open to interpretation

>>42760944
G% is indeed canon just as is twilight ruining equestria

>>42761022
how would you interpret it?

>>42759308 (OP)
>tied balloons to Yak so that they could live in Cloudsdale, they created horn-like wands so everyone could use Unicorn-magic, and even the hardwork of Earth Ponies was undermined by Donkeys who would do their work for a fraction of the price.
This is hilarious so it must be true

>>42761022
Trvth nvke

>>42759351
>>42759535
based and Twipilled

>>42759535
No

>>42760082
No

>>42759308 (OP)
Now everytime I see her, I want to shoot her in the face with a 12 gauge

>>42763711
Based!

>>42763704
Convince me otherwise.

>>42763704
Trananon's headcanon destroyed with one word.

Does Princess Twilight like milk?

How could Twilight backpedal and convince every creature that their original homelands are best for everyone?

>BUT PRINCESS TWILIGHT, WE LOVE IT HERE! WE WANT TO STAY! EQUESTRIA IS A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP! YOU CAN'T KICK US OUT!

>>42764469
She couldn't which is why the creatures had to be genocided. History is still unclear what went down , but only a white mare was involved. Whether or not it was a martyr or the one who started the war
nopony knows

Shit take, shit thread, shit OP.

>>42764892
Shit character both unicorn and alicorn

>>42765000
Based tripgod
>>42764892
Cringe transingles

>>42759308 (OP)
Her first action was standing by and letting the old rulers get talked into murdering a child by the very evil demonic creature that caused all of what she did to happen. She was destined to fail, and it’s GOOD that she did. FUCK HER!!!!!!!

>>42765607
I was so pissed that Twilight didn't do more to punish the stupid child that definitely deserved worse

>>42765647
Kill yourself immediately.

>>42765649
Funny, I have the ability to do that, unlike cozy, who is permanently stone

>>42765674
She’s going to be back. Guaranteed. When she does, I’m going to drink your tears, bitch!!!

>>42765679
I will not cry over things that will not happen.

>>42765689
Say that to my face, bitch!!! I’ll be at Ciderfest. Are you too much of a pussy to debate me in public, faggot?!

thinkin about writing porn in this thread

>>42765928
About Twilight getting raped by Cozy Glow?

>>42766036
No.

>Be anon
>30-something years old
>Go out for a drive one night
>In the middle of nowhere when everything goes white, and you crash straight into a rock wall
>In Equestria
>A purple alicorn drags you from the wreckage as it catches on fire, and you pass out
>You made it, but the show ended a long time ago
>The elements, sans twilight, are all looking a bit old
>MILFy, honestly
>You wish you had the confidence to try seducing them
>You live in Canterlot with Twilight, though
>Working in the castle doing whatever hands are useful with
>Wearing a suit, as Anon should
>You're friends, of sorts, with Twilight, but you delight in pissing her off constantly
>You convince her to free Cozy from the statue
>You get along with her pretty well, but she's sent to Ponyville to learn how to live a normal life for once
>Nothing ever lasts, does it?

>>42766600
>One day, Twilight is in a particularily bad mood
>You saunter into her bedchambers, smirk spread across your face
"How's it goin', fat flanks~? Enjoying the tall mommy alicorn life~?"
>She hates it when you point it out
>That tons of people from your home world simp for her older, motherly, taller figure, just like Celestia
>When you really, really want to annoy her, you remind her that even more people dislike it
>And prefer Celestia, but it seems Twilight prefers her too, so that never works
>"Anon. Please, don't do this tonight. Look, I'm sorry I made you go to that meeting with Ember, but Spike was busy, and-"
"She set me on fire, like, twice".
>A big, weary sigh from the alicorn, enough to almost make you feel bad
>"You're always making jokes about flanks, why haven't you gone out and found yourself a marefriend yet?"
>Oh, it's gonna be like THAT?
"I tried, but your mom has some sort of blue-"
>"You better not be trying to even go anywhere near my mom"
"But your dad is pretty hot too, honestl-"
"Anon-"
"And shining armor.... man, him AND cady...."
>Oh, she's grabbed you with magic
>Was her mane always so... animated?
>She pulls you closer to the bed, floating you up in the air, glaring up at you
>"You realize being able to live here, being in your form, it's a privilage, right? You realize that every other human that ends up here gets turned into a pony?"
"Yeah, but you wouldn't do that to your friend...!"
>Today must've fucking sucked, wow, you've never seen her this mad
>"You're always joking about, what did you call it..."
>"Little green faggots?"
>Oh no
"Y-Yeah, hah, what're you gonna do, fillify me? I thought you princesses don't molest fillies anymore!"
>You feel her magic tighten
>She looks angrier, for just a moment, but then she smiles
>The smile is actually scarier
"H-Hey, wait-"

>>42766651
>Everything goes white
>Your entire body hurts, for a moment, before you lose feeling entirely
>You can feel the discharge of magic running through you, and perhaps, yeah, a bit of regret
>Her mom IS pretty hot though
>Twilight sets you down on the carpet
>Oh, that doesn't feel right
>You're swamped with Nausea as new instincts all fire at once, your small green hooves shaking as they find purchase on the carpet and lift your little body up
>Barely
"Twilight! You fucker! Turn me back!"
>Your voice is so squeaky now.... and, adorable, but...
>Her smile is different now
>Her horn lights up, but all she does is lock the doors and pull the curtains on her balcony
>For the first time, in her prescense, you begin to feel some proper fear
>You scramble for the door, but you can't even reach the handle
"H...Help! W-Why are fillies so fucking short!?"
>Twilight finally speaks
>"You're right, Anon..." she says, as a large purple hoof scoops under your belly and lifts you into the air
"Wha-"
>"We don't, as you say, molest foals anymore, it could be harmful for them later on..."
>She's walking to the bed
>You realize she took off all of her armor
>She's so... huge, now, compared to you
>Before you were equal height, but now...
>"But you're, what, middle-age for your species?" she says quietly, as she climbs onto her bed and lays down on her belly
>She hugs you to her chest with one of her forelegs, as the other slides between your hind legs
"W-Wait, t-twilight, I-I'm sorry, I-I won't be an asshole anymore, I-I didn't mean it, you're actually t-the hottest between-"
>Her hoof presses in snug against your little fillyhood and your ponut, wrecking your train of thought
>She starts rubbing, while she holds you a bit tighter against her
>"You know what I really need right now, Anon?"
"W-Wh... ah..."
>"I need some control over something. Something that can't fight back, try as it might, can't resist, can't do anything about it as I do whatever I want..."
>You're actively trying not to moan now
>Why does it feel THAT good?
>You're soaking Twilight's hoof with your juices, as your face burns hotter and hotter
>You're not into this, are you? Fuck, ARE you?
>"I can do whatever I want to you, Anon...." Twilight whispers, while pressing her hoof a little closer, beginning to rub your clit
>You want to scream, but all you can do is orgasm helplessly in the Princess' arms instead

>>42765607
My wife did nothing wrong. It was all Celestia's, Luna's and Discord's fault.

>>42766704
>When it's over, Twilight carefully sets you down on the bed
>Your hind legs lay spread open wide, but they don't seem to want to respond to you just yet
>Twilight settles down, bringing her head down to you
>"Maybe this is just what I needed..." she whispered, as she slid her front hooves up to grab each of your thighs
>Right as you manage to close your legs, she pulls them open, holding them there
>You can't do anything about it, she's so much stronger than you
>You feel yourself wink at her
>"It's not fair, is it? That I don't get to have this... I may just make this permanent"
"Y-You can't...!"
>She lowers her head, planting a wet kiss on your fillyhood
>She licks you, slowly, her tongue feeling every inch of your ponut and then your newly minted marebits
>You're now struggling with a new part of you that would very much enjoy being the outlet of Twilight's stress
>"You're too precious..."
>Before you can do anything about it, Twilight's tongue presses against your pussy, and forces its way inside
>She's so big compared to you, that her tongue may as well be a cock spreading you open
>You squirm, you try to pull away, you try to close your hind legs, but you can't stop her
>Your squeaks and grunts start to sound more and more pleasured as Twilight's tongue works deeper inside
>Before long, you feel the sensations of her tongue bottoming out, and she just compresses it to worm more inside, and fill you up even more
>A hot rush of shame and pleasure crashes over you as the sensations drive you through another orgasm, this time one that has you soaking Twilight's tongue with your juices
>She doesn't stop, though
>You put one of your front hooves on her snout, but you're simply not strong enough to budge her, as she gleefully violates your insides
>You cum, again, not even recovered from the last one...
>Twilight lights up her horn, and she pins your front legs to the bed, not even letting you touch her anymore
>At some point, you feel her pulling out, but all she does is flip you over
>She grabs your hind hooves this time, allowing you slightly more mobility, but...
>As soon as she's got her lips pressed to your fillyhood and her tongue wormed inside, you can't get away from it
>She matches your movements, even as you try to shake her away, and the act of even attempting sends you into yet another fillygasm, which you swear were getting a little better each time...
>You... you WERE trying to escape, right...? Or were you just grinding back against Twily's face....
>It takes hours for the princess to get bored of her new toy; you
>You're completely violated by the end of it
>She's stolen your first kiss, worming her tongue down your throat
>She's forced it deep into your ponut, actually giggling at you when you squeaked in protest and alarm
>She's dragged her tongue over every part of your body, and her hooves are always squeezing, pressing, stroking, rubbing, not giving you any rest...

>>42759535
>Twilight is the shining light in the dark that unites everyone at their lowest point
Also absolutely retarded. Imagine a G4 finale where she doesn't get bailed out by a magic box.

>>42766781
>It's overwhelming
>Addicting, even
>She doesn't even sit on your face or anything
>Or summon a giant purple marecock to split you in half with
>She's happy just violating you, delighting in the halfhearted protests and struggles and attempts to push her away
>At least when Celestia did it, the fillies were generally consenting with anything their favorite princess wanted to do with them
>Maybe you had this coming
>Maybe you deserve it
>Maybe....
>As Twilight curls up around you to sleep, she hugs you to her chest with her forelegs
>You're pinned to her chest fluff, and even though you wait for her to begin snoring so you can escape, you can't get away from her
>Hell, she hugs you even tighter once she's asleep
>.....maybe you can learn to enjoy this
>You wake up in the morning to the sensation of water pouring over you
>Twilight's brought you into the shower with her
>Celestia, she looks good with her fur soaking wet and hugging her alicorn form, though...
>Annoyingly, your punishment isn't over
>Twilight happily sits down and picks up some soap
>She washes you, very thoroughly, despite your protests and struggles
"Wet soapy fillies are supposed to be good at escaping....!"
>"Hehe, I've had to give a few of you a bath before, I know your tricks...~"
>She finishes off your bath by washing your fillyhood, but she doesn't stop rubbing it....
>You squirm and moan, but Twilight doesn't stop until she makes you cum
>Her expression is hard to read when she's watching you orgasm, but it can't be a good one
>At least you get to watch her take a shower afterwards, but concerningly, not even admiring Twilight's huge purple soapy princess plot gets you turned on... is it because she took your cock away??
>When she comes out of the shower, carrying you in her magic, Celestia happens to be standing in the bedroom
"CELESTIA YOU GOTTA HELP M-"
>Twilight muzzles you with her magic
>Celestia just laughs, her soft, beautiful laugh...
>"Anon finally got too rowdy for you?"
>"Heh, yeah..."
>"Interesting loophole when it comes to fillies...." Celestia hummed with a knowing grin
>Twilight blushed, but you were too busy being infuriated that they thought this was all FUNNY
>"Oh, you want an idea? Whenever a foal was misbehaving, I'd take them to the seamstresses and spend a little time dressing them up..."
>"Oh, he would /hate/ that" Twilight hums, flashing you a downright predatory smirk
>Celestia giggles again, leaning in to give Twilight a soft nuzzle
>"Anyway, I just wanted to ask if you'd like to do tea for lunch? Bring Anon, if you want..."
>No, please, anything bu-
>"Oh, that sounds lovely... I'll make sure she behaves~!"

>>42766831
>Twilight really wasn't fucking around with this
>Before she takes you to the seamstresses, she inserts a gemstone of some sort inside of you, burying it far too deep in your fillyhood for you to have any hope of retrieving it
>All it takes is a flicker of her magic, and the gemstone begins to vibrate and... whatever it does, it's incapacitating
>Activating it makes you not just cry out in pleasure, but collapse and quiver on the ground
>The idea of having that happen where other ponies can see you is terrifying
>So with the threat of being forced to helplessly orgasm in front of all of canterlot, Twilight soon has you obediently riding on her back to the royal seamstresses
"....I hate you"
>She just laughs
>It's everything you feared it would be
>Frilly pink dresses, tight skirts, a billion different pairs of panties, socks, little tiaras, brushes painfully dragged through your mane...
>All while Celestia and the other mares talk and chitter and laugh at you
>She actually does make good on her threat when you finally snap and call one of the seamstresses a faggot
>When the gem hits, you collapse with a strangled cry of pleasure, soaking the panties within seconds
>She stops it moments before you cum, which you're not sure is a good or terrible thing
"S-Sorry...."
>"Good girl, Anon~!"
"FUCK OFF-"
>She turns the gem back on
>This time you actually do cum
>Loudly, and embarassingly
>Even worse, the seamstresses are in on it
>Everyone is in on it
>Because you wouldn't ever shut the fuck up about anon filly
>All they have to do is look at you, and they know that Twilight finally had enough and turned the annoying human into a cute little filly
>Sure, the public orgasms might be a little much, but you've tried to molest enough royal guards that it's not really going too far, is it?
>And it's effective
>Because Twilight carries you back out of the seamstresses wearing pink socks, a pink skirt, a pink-and-white dress, and an adorable little matching tiara to boot
>You want to stab her with it
>She even has the fucking gall to, when she happens to walk into an empty hallway, pluck you up off of her back, bring you up in front of her, pull your panties aside, and plant a big wet kiss on your fillyhood, just because she thinks it's funny making you blush so hotly that your face hurts
"Can't you just turn me into a statue and get it over with...?"
>"Silly anon...."
>At some point during the day, you make a bid for escape
>Waiting until Twilight is busy talking to some unicorn bitch
>You slide to the floor, and make a run for it
>The castle is a damn labyrinth, though
>Eventually Twilight realizes you're gone
>So she activates her gemstone
>The ground comes up to meet you as your fillyhood uncontrollably clamps around the enchanted object
>She finds you after a while
>Drooling onto the marble floors
>Panties drenched with your fluids
>"There you are, silly filly..."
>Twilight picks you up, and kisses your snout
>"Nice try", she whispers.

ok im falling asleep theres my greentext of the night i guess
couldnt stop thinking about why alicorn twily wouldn't be justified in molesting nonny if nonny was simply normal adult anon
do i wish it was me? idk, i got a bit of a mommy fetish but not this bad of one, lol
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