Thread 42762054

>"Anon..?"
>"It's... It's really you! My husbando!"
>"You're finally here... Now I won't have to snuggle with that crusty old body pillow anymore!"
>"There's so much to catch up on... I-is it too early to say I love you?"
>"Anon? Are you okay?"
>"It's me, your waifu!"
>"I-I am your waifu... Right?"

>>42762054 (OP)
Eeh, I was hoping for Rainbow Dash, but you’re a great backup mare in the likely event an anon I have to cohabitate Equestria with got to her first. You look like you’re still a virgin. Wanna fix that?

>>42762054 (OP)
>Female pretending to like me
Not falling for it

>>42762054 (OP)
What the fuck? You're not Apple Honey.

>>42762054 (OP)
Right color, wrong mare.

>>42762116
Shhh

>>42762054 (OP)
>rape

>>42762054 (OP)
MOVE MOVE MOVE

>>42762054 (OP)
I'd love to kiss and cuddle and unf and marry Jasmine.
>I-is it too early to say I love you?
No, it's not.

>>42762054 (OP)
Um sweetie? If you can't have me at my worst you can't have me at my best. We are going to cuddle my crusty body pillow together. I'll be the big spoon while you spoon me (body pillow).

pump

>>42762379
UNF

>>42762054 (OP)
Jasmin, please don't take the following to mean you are a bad pony, but you're really not my cup of tea. My waifu is the noodly weirdo you insulted the other day.

>>42762116
Was the Apple Honey thread the original one?

>>42762054 (OP)
>"BACK OFF SLUT HE'S MINE"

Herding is truly the ethical way, that way I can be with my waifu and the mares can be with their husbando

>>42762116
How the fuck do you still remember that?

Oops, sorry I spilled milk Anon!
Please tell me that I'm still your waifu?

>>42764515
Herding is the niggeroid way, you will never be with your waifu.

>>42764535
It was a memorable thread

>>42764515
Based.

>>42764515
my peepee likes the idea of herding and so does the rgre part of my brain(read:femdom fetish) but my heart dislikes herds because I am afraid of loving one mare more than the others due to being a naturally monogamist species

>>42766663
Just fuck bi mares.

>>42766663
Then pick a head wife who gets to control the rest of the herd's access to you.

>>42762054 (OP)
Obligatory piss green

>>42762116
>tfw Nonny remembers you

>>42766693
>>>/lgbt/