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Anonymous No.42762054 [Report] >>42762106 >>42762107 >>42762116 >>42762129 >>42762369 >>42762377 >>42762379 >>42762409 >>42763709 >>42764372 >>42766830
>"Anon..?"
>"It's... It's really you! My husbando!"
>"You're finally here... Now I won't have to snuggle with that crusty old body pillow anymore!"
>"There's so much to catch up on... I-is it too early to say I love you?"
>"Anon? Are you okay?"
>"It's me, your waifu!"
>"I-I am your waifu... Right?"
Anonymous No.42762106 [Report]
>>42762054 (OP)
Eeh, I was hoping for Rainbow Dash, but you’re a great backup mare in the likely event an anon I have to cohabitate Equestria with got to her first. You look like you’re still a virgin. Wanna fix that?
Anonymous No.42762107 [Report]
>>42762054 (OP)
>Female pretending to like me
Not falling for it
Anonymous No.42762116 [Report] >>42762347 >>42764111 >>42764535 >>42766869
>>42762054 (OP)
What the fuck? You're not Apple Honey.
Anonymous No.42762129 [Report]
>>42762054 (OP)
Right color, wrong mare.
Anonymous No.42762347 [Report]
>>42762116
Shhh
Twirapist No.42762369 [Report]
>>42762054 (OP)
>rape
Anonymous No.42762377 [Report]
>>42762054 (OP)
MOVE MOVE MOVE
Anonymous No.42762379 [Report] >>42763676
>>42762054 (OP)
I'd love to kiss and cuddle and unf and marry Jasmine.
>I-is it too early to say I love you?
No, it's not.
Anonymous No.42762409 [Report]
>>42762054 (OP)
Um sweetie? If you can't have me at my worst you can't have me at my best. We are going to cuddle my crusty body pillow together. I'll be the big spoon while you spoon me (body pillow).
Anonymous No.42763362 [Report]
pump
Anonymous No.42763676 [Report]
>>42762379
UNF
Anonymous No.42763709 [Report]
>>42762054 (OP)
Jasmin, please don't take the following to mean you are a bad pony, but you're really not my cup of tea. My waifu is the noodly weirdo you insulted the other day.
Anonymous No.42764111 [Report]
>>42762116
Was the Apple Honey thread the original one?
Anonymous No.42764372 [Report]
>>42762054 (OP)
>"BACK OFF SLUT HE'S MINE"
Anonymous No.42764515 [Report] >>42764590 >>42766633 >>42766663
Herding is truly the ethical way, that way I can be with my waifu and the mares can be with their husbando
Anonymous No.42764535 [Report] >>42765486
>>42762116
How the fuck do you still remember that?
Anonymous No.42764562 [Report]
Oops, sorry I spilled milk Anon!
Please tell me that I'm still your waifu?
Anonymous No.42764590 [Report]
>>42764515
Herding is the niggeroid way, you will never be with your waifu.
Anonymous No.42765486 [Report]
>>42764535
It was a memorable thread
Anonymous No.42766633 [Report]
>>42764515
Based.
Anonymous No.42766663 [Report] >>42766693 >>42766703
>>42764515
my peepee likes the idea of herding and so does the rgre part of my brain(read:femdom fetish) but my heart dislikes herds because I am afraid of loving one mare more than the others due to being a naturally monogamist species
Anonymous No.42766693 [Report] >>42767111
>>42766663
Just fuck bi mares.
Anonymous No.42766703 [Report]
>>42766663
Then pick a head wife who gets to control the rest of the herd's access to you.
Anonymous No.42766830 [Report]
>>42762054 (OP)
Obligatory piss green
Anonymous No.42766869 [Report]
>>42762116
>tfw Nonny remembers you
Anonymous No.42767111 [Report]
>>42766693
>>>/lgbt/